Let’s start this thing off! So naturally, I gotta introduce my founder.
Amestia Idanezy! (Idiot + Insane + Crazy = Idanezy) Yeah that’s how I came up with the last name.
Okay so in case you couldn’t read because I did this pic in paint in five minutes *breathes* her traits are: childish, insane (that’s a given), daredevil, social butterfly and unstable.
Lol, nice mix of traits no?
Fav color: BLUE
Fav meal: HOT DOG
Fav music: KIDS MUSIC
LTW: SUPER SPY (hell yes)
On top of following all the usual Isbi rules and points and all those shenanigans, I’m forcing myself to fulfill any and all wishes Amestia gives me. ALSO, I’ll make this sort of like an alphabetcy. (did I spell that right? Probs not) Which means founder’s name starts with A, them children’s names will start with B and etc etc etc for 26 generations! (if I even make it that long)
ALRIGHT let’s do this.
Warning, the author of this thing is highly erratic and unpredictable
Whatever you do, do not complain about the empty lot! (in hidden springs btw) I just spent the last hour working on every single one of your outfits. I DO NOT feel like making a house XD
Amestia: *first action as sim, pulls out phone* I GOTS NO HOUSE LOLZ
Dang, maybe I overdid it with the traits.
ANYWAY. Let’s get this thing going cause its really gunna get fun when we get more than one sim in this home.
Amestia: Yes sir! *changes to sport wear*
See! This is why I spent that hour working on her clothes! Because insane sims continuously change clothes for no reason XD
Amestia: *gots the job*
LOOK! A PERSON! More specifically a male!
Amestia: Hey there kiddo!
…height difference. Dang, too young.
OOH! FINALLY! See that bunny eared man in the back? He’s one of the many sims I randomly dropped from the sky into hidden springs. I was wondering who I’d run into first…
Amestia: I used to collect bugs when I was a kiddo, but then I ate them one day cause I thought they looked like blueberries.
Harry Bunny: Cotton…candy…hair…
Bunny: HOLY MACARONI GET AWAY!
Bunny: Haha sorry my bad…thought there was a clown behind you.
Amestia: Don’t worry. The unicorn chases the clowns away.
What the fudge are you two even talking about?
Oh my gawd…he leaves and she texts him XD I can’t even!
Amestia: You said see you soon! Well now it’s soon!
Bunny: OMG I’M so freaking happy! I thought she’d never text me!
Lady: THEM EARS. THAT AIN’T NORMAL.
The hell? What are you looking at lady? You are freaking me out right now.
HELL YES. I decided…Why waste time? The guy has freaking bunny ears, gotta take advantage of this!
If I manage to get these two married before sundown, I will pat myself on the back and consider this a job well done.
Bunny: What the hell!? I thought you were gonna taste like cotton candy!! But nooo just couldn’t have that could we!?
Amestia: But but…I only had apple lipstick today…
Arg, nevermind. Might not be possible today.
POPUP: Harry is neurotic.
Amestia: I’M SORRY! I promise I’ll put on cotton candy lipstick next time!
Bunny: Yeah you better.
Come on man! You are preventing me from truly starting this isbi!
OH WOW. I think stuff happened while we were gone…
Should I sell the time portal? Would that be cheating?
And truly, you must admire sims’ ability to read books half shoved into mailboxes.
Mailboxes: Notice how us mailboxes tend to suffer a lot during these isbis.
Notice how objects suddenly have the ability to speak in isbis.
Amestia: *reading logic book* And 1+1 will always equal 1. Mhmm
WOAH! Are you guys seeing what I’m seeing??
Bunny is floating! *after looking at relationship panel* It would seem he’s a fairy…without wings. A slight glitch yes? Perfect for this isbi.
Bunny: Fairy? I’m not a fairy. I’m a genie.
No you’re not a genie.
Oh hey, look at that…there just happened to be a house painted with our torch holder’s favorite color…pretty sure that wasn’t there in the last screenshot.
So yeah that happened.
Admire the elegantly colored walls and floors to match the torch holder’s fav color…and also the lack of effort when it came to the furniture.
Upon further examination, the construction of this house seems to have halted at the kitchen where the player realized only 14$ were left.
There also seems to be a lack of lights. *facepalm*
Bunny: No this is not fairy dust. This is MAGIC.
…You cannot deny your true nature forever Harry.
This picture just…
They’re both bunnies I just…
Would you like a better costume Harry?
You seem pretty happy.
Amestia: Of course! I’m eating a salad on a toilet bowl because we don’t have enough money to buy a table in a blue bathroom with tiny windows and no lights!
Was that sarcastic?
Amestia: It’s an unused toilet! All is good.
DUDE. I know I said I wanted you as future spouse, but it’s freaking 3 am! Get the hell out!
Bunny: Must brush teeth every three hours! Strong teeth makes for easier carrot eating.
Kay like…is this sim for real? I fast forward for five seconds and suddenly he’s talking to an alien!
Bunny: The best thing around here? Gotta say it’s the sink. Not the time machine behind me.
Alien: What is this glowing thing!? I must record this in my watchamacalit! Such technology…earth is more advanced than we thought!
TAKE IT! Just take the bucket and run off! I have a bad feeling I’ll be getting a ton of these in the future anyway.
Bunny FINALLY left at 5 am XD
Alien: What is this strange contraption?
Mailbox: I’m called MAILBOX. Very original, I know. I was named after my great aunt.
Right after Bunny drove off, Alien ran to the street like a crazed maniac and called for its trusty space craft.
I suppose Alien is about to make chase. Run Bunny run!
Alien: OH DANG. There are actually speed limits on this planet. Gotta adjust the spacecraft.
Dudes! Check the window. There’s a fuzzy thing just chilling out on the window…I’ve never seen that fuzzy thing before. LOOK AT IT.
Amestia: FIRST DAY OF WORK! YAYS!
And hell what is with that outfit? This is not what you usually wear when you work at the police station XD
OH WELL. Hurry up so we can keep working on getting Bunny into this household!!
Especially since Story Progression is scary. IT TENDS TO SET PEOPLE UP THAT SHOULD NOT BE SET UP.
Amestia: BUT I’M NOT INSANE! – ooh horsie!
Why are we going to the hospital? Because I had never realized until today what the trait unstable actually did. I got a mean pop-up a few sim hours ago.
POPUP: UNTABLE SIM NOW HAS NEW TRAITS. Go to hospital to restore old brain.
ALL HER TRAITS CHANGED.
Amestia: Why am I being admitted to the hospital for mentally unstable people when I’m not insane anymore?
BECAUSE YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE.
Sooo? Did it work? Are you back to normal??
Amestia: …I’m hungry. I would like to eat your brains.
…Still mad eh?
500 sim days later…
Okay maybe not that long but still! It seemed like every time she called him he was at work! I’m not letting him go this time. I swear, he will be part of this household by the end of this chapter.
…He came in his work clothes and I have the weird feeling he might be taking part in some shady business…
Don’t believe me? LOOK AT HIS HAND. WHAT IS THAT YOU ASK?
That’s cigarette y’all.
Amestia: *sniff* Something is burning…MY HAIR?
Bunny: *sssnniiiifff* Cotton candy burning…
Oh yeah, I finally bought them lights y’all.
Trying this again! IT BETTER WORK THIS TIME.
Bunny: Cotton candy lipstick! Yays! *pulls forwards*
Lolol, if you pause sims at just the right time you get screenshots like this. Seen it yet? Here I’ll help out.
Check out their hands.
Amestia: Tis the first step to becoming ONE.
Amestia: Before we get married, gotta take a pic and post it on me blog first!
Bunny: Alright! Wait…what?
Amestia: *drops to knee* I got a surprise for you! *digs inside hand*
Bunny: Omg my very own hand skin cells? You shouldn’t have!
Weddingbox: POOF. I HAVE APPEARED.
Bunny: HOLY HELL! Did you just make that out of your hand skin cells?
Amestia: I sure did! *wink*
Amestia: Guess what else? *opens box*
Ring: SHINE. I MUST SHINE FOR ALL THOSE RINGS THAT CANNOT SHINE.
Bunny: HOLKGIOWDKJS *sticks cigarette in nose*
Bunny: Haha no. Sorry. It is too precious a gift. I cannot accept this.
Amestia: But you must!
Bunny: Nope sorry can’t.
*several flirting actions later*
Amestia: WAIT. Let’s try this again now that we are both tired!
Bunny: Makes sense, I am more responsive when I’m tired! 😀
Amestia: *makes another hand skin cells box*
Ring: …me shine? NO. I DON’T FEEL LIKE IT. RINGS WHO SHINE DO NOT GET ACCEPTED IN THE REAL WORLD.
Bunny: OMG YES. I like this one a lot more 😀
Ring: Wait..a rush of emotions flows through me…I must…SHINE.
Bunny: OH! It shone…heh…I…it shone…
Amestia: Don’t you dare give that back!
YEAH DON’T DARE.
Bunny: We are now married 😀
Amestia: The…the ring is…
Ring: OH YEAH. IM COOL. *is now part of finger*
Kay might as well end here. I have achieved my goal.
Self-wetting: 0 x -5 = 0
Failing school : 0 x -5 = 0
NPC visit: 0 x -5 = 0
Passing Out: 0 x -5 = 0
Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 0 x +5 = 0
Twin Birth: 0 x +10 = 0
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 0 x +20 = 0
Fulfilling LTW: 0 x +40 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 0 x +10 = 0
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0