Hi guys…haha…I open my game save file AND EVERYONE IS IN THE RED.
Except Barney who’s in the yellow BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, he’s still being neglected.
Let’s see if I can save this ISBI before everyone dies-
Brittney: ITS CALLED FOOD PEOPLE FOOD
I’m speaking here.
Bree: Is that the last piece of cake brother? Because if so IM WILLING TO FIGHT FOR IT.
Brandon : UM. No it isn’t. And even if it was you wouldn’t be able to beat me. Cause I’m older. But it isn’t cause we’ve got like 6 cakes in there.
NOT KIDDING >.>
And apparently we’ve still got waffles.
Brandon: HOW DID-?? I’m so confused right now.
Bree: I wanted the cake. SO I GOT THE CAKE.
Having fun being a FAIRY Bunny?
Bunny: ye—I MEAN NO. What are you talking about. I aint no fairy.
Brandon: The cake was necessary for my survival.
Sink: BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU TURN MY KNOBS. They’re brand new and it cost me a FORTUNE to get these.
Brandon: ZE FOOD
Bunny: FOOD FOOD
Brandon: ZE SLEEP
I’m so done here. You guys are UNBELIEVABLE.
I’m going to attempt to speed up to the twin’s bdays.
Brandon: Something’s comin outta ma head…
Z: wweee aarrree eeevverrryywwhhheerrre
Potty: OMG GUYS. I just realized. I’m like clean yo. CLEAN.
EVERYONE NEEDS TO GO BRANDON. Hurry it up.
Brandon: I can’t pee when peoples watching.
Bibi: Oh. Am I not supposed to be here?
T_T Leave now.
That’s not an oops face.
Toilet: OH. It seems like I was just broken, but actually…I WAS NEVER REPAIRED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Bree: Dad. Dad don’t tempt me.
Bunny: It was the sink.
Sink: OH NO YOU DIDN’T.
So much for speeding up.
Bree: umm….dad’s puddle expanded.
No it didn’t!
Bunny: All standing in a puddle of pee, this is like a family event 😀
Brandon: I just want a story. THAT’S ALL I WANT.
Brandon: SEE. This is what the voice’s face looks like when we pass out.
Brandon: We be stalking.
OH MY GOD. Please stop acting appropriately for an ISBI and go to bed!!
Geez are you guys really going to keep doing this back and forth??
Bibi: Heard there was a partah!
Oh wow…I love you so much right now Bree.
And the Bunny had to ruin the moment…right next to the bed.
Brandon: I don’t get it. I didn’t pee myself.
Sink: OMFG YOU TURNED LEFT. You needed to turn right! NOT LEFT. This is over. I’m done. I won’t be able to survive this time. *starts bawling*
Boo: I’ve decided I want to be a real boy.
Uhuh. Wait what?
STOP PASSING OUT!
Bree: A…A..broken sink? Time to pass out.
*flails in rage*
As if this couldn’t get any worse.
Boo: I think I might like this form better! I wonder what havoc I could create…
And then I loved Bree again.
Only to dislike Brittney now.
Brittney: *be trolling*
Horse: Heeeyyy. I’m still stalking you but you ain’t supposed to know that so shhh
Boo: OHO what do we have here? 😀
Stop looking so happy can’t you at least be more like Bibi?
Boo: Hmmm nope.
This is not a zoo SCREW OFF.
I’m speeding up! I’m trying to! The twins have like a day left to age up but these guys keep—ARG
Brandon: I always thought the floor was more comfortable anyways.
Oh my god guys, we are like 30 sim minutes away from being able to grow up the twins!
Boo: See that? That’s my true power.
Bree: That’s not how it works mom.
Amestia: No. This is EXACTLY how it works.
Brittney: Ze pretty no?
Whew! That’s a lot better.
Aww she’s gorgeous again 😀
Brittney has gained the trait light sleeper! Poor insane slob.
Brittney: Is this like a weird growing up syndrome?
Brittney: Merging your hand with your plate?
Bree: TIS THE EATING CUSTOM
Brittney: Ah, I see.
Next one is up!
Barney: Yay! I’m going to be a big boy! 😀
Ohmegawsh they’re both so cute
Added trait: Artist
He’s an artistic insane slob.
Oh and in case you forgot (cause I did) he’s a witch too. Here’s a trick to remember! All the boys are witches and all the girls are just plain NOT.
Alright I’m just going to stop this here and let the passing out wounds heal.
Self-wetting: 5 x -5 = -25
Failing school : 0 x -5 = 0
NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5
Passing Out: 36 x -5 = -170
Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 2 x +5 = +10
Twin Birth: 1 x +10 = +10
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 0 x +20 = 0
Fulfilling LTW: 0 x +40 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 0 x +10 = 0
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 0 x +5 = 0
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 0 x +20 = 0