You know what I like about this town? Brandon The kids are forced to run home. I’m really just so mean to my sims.
Okay, Brandon has 4 days left till his bday! I declare that he will grow up and be kicked out by the end of this chapter!
Brandon: As your big brother, I order you to take out the trash. Nao.
Barney: Maybe if I become a famous painter people will finally understand my pain of being in this neglectful family.
Oh it’s not that bad dear.
What’s really sad is that Barney actually went and took out the trash.
Don’t worry baby, I’ll kick out the bully soon enough.
In other news that really only I care about probably, this couple is also expecting another baby. We have three expectant mothers currently.
And then five seconds later they got married because of their illegimate child *le gasp*
Barney: *is hiding from brandon*
GUYS. Look! The potions are back to normal! It’s all thanks to Barney’s presence.
Annnnnd Prom night suddenly appeared. Yeah I wasn’t kidding about the running thing. The main road is too far away XD
Only Barney and Bree are actually dressed in their formal. Well then let’s see who spots the three-eyed llama.
And then my game crashed and when I played up to this point again Brandon decided he’d prefer sitting in the bathroom alone instead of going to Prom.
Brandon: Don’t judge me! I’m tired and I don’t want to go to prom!
Don’t worry Brandon, I’ll always judge you. I’ve judged from birth and will continue to do this so until you die.
And not two seconds in everyone instantly votes for Bree to be Queen. They were originally going to nominate Brittney, but she pulled one of those faces.
Now this is where it gets interesting heh heh…
Barney got into a fight twice, Brittney once and Bree once. This is quite the violent bunch.
Barney: Brandon wasn’t there so I beat someone up for him.
And it turns out Bree is the one to see the three eyed llama XD
And then to finish everything off Barney and Brittney both got into fights twice. Brittney I can understand, but…I guess Barney had some pent-up anger.
Okay I can’t actually be mad at this guy right now since we have no leftovers.
Oh yeah, sink died again.
Fridge: I suspect NewStove had something to do with it.
NewStove: Yeah yeah whatever.
SNUFFLEGUS WHY. I just jinxed myself here. Curse you Bunny.
Bunny: I just want da food!
Amestia: YAY! Another fire! Woohoo!
Bunny: *strategically places himself in front of sink spray*
Barney: Not fair! I want to be protected by the sinks guts too!
I have no idea who’s putting out the fire, but what I do know is that BRITTNEYS ASS IS ON FIRE.
Brittney: I’ve got this, look I’m farting the fire away.
Bree: Geez get it over with already. I need food.
Brittney: FAILURE ABORT MISSION BACK IS ON FIRE!
Bunny: HAHA LOL this is so funny
Everybody else: *stares*
Okay seriously. Without me you’d all let Brittney die.
Amestia: IVE GOT YOU HON. Just don’t breathe it in.
Brandon, his father’s son.
NewStove: *just dead*
Fridge: This was not an elaborate plot to get rid of NewStove, but either way GOOD RIDDANCE LOL.
Brittney: I. AM. NOT. HAPPY. Someone will pay for this. *proceeds to prank the bathroom sink*
*ahem* Carrying on.
Oh. What. Why. I.
Apparently Bibi just asked Barney out on a date.
*presses ok just for the heck of it*
*Checks relationship panel*
WHY. HOW. Oh right prom. But what the hell Bibi, what the hell. Notice who Barney is the closest to. His relationships with his siblings are very sad.
Oops, Barney got stood up. Not very surprising considering Bibi is always stuck to Brandon! Poor guy got prank called.
Barney: DARN IT BARNEY. The magical prom night with that imaginary friend never happened! The punch must’ve been juiced.
It’s always juiced.
Horse: More crazy kids wth
Horse: Keep on distracting the cowplant girl, imma just slick through here.
Them horses are gaining in confidence.
And plz, Brittney take a shower.
Horse: SEE. Told ya. The cowplant’s harmless.
Horse2: Dang it. I got a paint job for nothing then.
Barney: If I wait long enough maybe she’ll show up? Maybe? ;-;
Uhh as long as you’re doing homework…
Brandon: OH MY GAWD NO
OH MY GAWD YES.
I love you Bree. Thank you for doing things like these.
Pranking your brother just brightens my day.
Bree: YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING.
Brittney: IM BRUSHING AND BRUSHING BUT THE BLACK WONT GO AWAY
Honey. Plz. Shower. Behind you.
For anyone who’s interested (you know, yall who are also reading my Light the way to Heaven thing) this is Kyxa and James’s first spawn in this game.
His name is Lounes.
Brandon: *has a day left before growing up* PLEASE BE NICE, and don’t make me look horrible when I grow up D:
I’m sorry but you just lots points by preventing your father from cleaning the stove. Tut tut.
Brandon: There’s no winning with you!
Barney: Why does this always happen. T_T
Brittney: Yeah yeah, stop complaining, once I’m done the cat video I’m outta here.
Bibi: OH MY Master!
Brandon: THAT WASN’T ME. I swear.
Bree: Please. We all saw you do the horrid deed.
Bibi: You humans have no control over your bladders!
THE TIME HAS COME
Everyone is just so happy he’s leaving XD
I’m actually starting to get sad. I don’t want him to grow up anymore 😦
Brandon: WHAT…why don’t I have more muscles? I thought I’d be more muscular D:
Bunny: MOAR CAKE FINALLY YAY
Added trait: Daredevil
There I dressed him up all nice only his everyday
…I’m actually going to miss you. Who am I going to pick on all day??
Brandon: Yeeahhh I’m not going to miss you.
I’ll be keeping tabs on you buddy! With story progression.
Brandon: Yeah kay you do that.
Plz don’t look so smug.
And btw, his LTW is to be a private investigator. Good luck with that lol.
And then Brandon proceeded to hate me. By first celebrating Bibi’s growing up thus preventing me from moving him out and THEN, see that huge line of cake options?
THAT JUST APPEARED. I don’t know what happened but I can’t even delete them D:<
As I fumed however, I suddenly went to see if I could see Bibi in CAS (cause I never did get that transforming potion), and this is the result. Yeah she’s okay.
And then I pressed OK.
And she now looks like this ingame! Which is pretty nice.
Barney: Brains are good for your intelligence. I read that somewhere.
Brittney: Yo bro take the trash out on your way out.
*proceeds to kick Brandon out after cake interactions finally disappear*
Omfg kicking Brandon out cost me 1000$. He took 1000$! HE DOESN’T NEED 1000$.
Brandon: HAHA. Sayonara losers!
Everyone: *doesn’t give a damn*
You can now have this annoying piece of sim for free! I put him up for download. If you do downaload him and torture him, I would love to read it. I would REALLY love to read that.
You’re next by the way hon. In 3 days I’ll be kicking you out too. With a lot less enthusiasm though.
I must’ve missed the part where he got a job, because he suddenly got a promotion. (why am I being alerted when he gets promotions? Must fix settings)
Him being successful in life isn’t fun.
Bree: BARNEY. We both want to play with Coco! Go play with your sparks somewhere else.
Bunny: You should’ve stuck to taking out the trash.
You guys are so mean, stop it.
WOAH. A magician!
It’s decided, one of my heirs needs to be a magician. I haven’t tried that job out yet.
Apparently Brandon really wanted a cat.
I don’t see him getting a girlfriend apart from Bibi cause well…pretty sure there’s no single in town XD
Okay this kid just literally peed on himself (-5), but…I don’t see the pee puddle!
Waffles: *are suddenly very soggy*
Amestia: PROMOTION (level 3 finally)
Bree: I’m almost an adult so no homework for me! *smug*
Brittney: VOICE. I’m heir! I don’t want to go to school anymore!
Technically you aren’t heir till Barney moves out.
Brittney: YOU’RE HORRIBLE BREE! How dare you abandon me!
It’s Bree’s birthday today.
BREE DON’T GO!
Brittney: SO MUCH LOL LEOPARD PANTIES
Added trait: Heavy sleeper
You’re very pretty, I hope you find someone and make a bunch of babies. *wipes tear away*
Also please make sure Brandon stops being successful.
Bree: No problem. You can leave that up to me. After all, what else have I been doing all my life?
OH MY GOD PLEASE DON’T GO
LTW= Blog artist or something
I found a way to stall. Amestia finally discovered that special potion!
Boo: Drink a potion so that I can permanently harass people? Why not!
And thus began the very long wait for them bubbles to poof away.
POOF. Boo is now human.
Boo: *eyebrow waggle* I’m seeing you in a new light Bree.
Bree: Right back at you.
Stuff might happen.
BYE SO MUCH BYE
After this chapter Bree should be up for download as well.
Barney: O_O I’m next.
Yup. It happened.
Barney had a little tantrum and literally threw his homework on the ground. I’m so sad I missed it.
Barney: ITS ALL FOR NAUGHT ILL BE KICKED OUT ANYWAY.
Brittney: *steps on homework as she walks by*
Barney is seriously having a little melt down these days.
Sooo Bree decided to follow her daddy’s footsteps. I didn’t quite expect this from her.
Bunny: Just thought I’d say daughter of mine, I suggest you start thinking about getting married soon or else we’ll run out of cake again.
Brittney: Daddy please. I have other plans.
Brittney please. You’re heir.
Woah Britt. You’ve just proved yourself worthy of heir.
Brittney: Doesn’t take much. AND BTW. Not getting married. It’s my special heir privilege.
UM, no it’s not.
Barney: I’ve already been forgotten about. ;-;
Hon, all you do is walk around the house and praise your mother’s paintings. Kinda boring.
And wow Amestia decided to show him he hasn’t been forgotten yet.
Amestia: *wearing the best face ever*
Brittney: OOPs. I made a boom.
And btw you are getting married. I already have your husband all picked out and stuff.
Brittney: Yeah I read about your plans on your blog.
You read my blog?
Brittney: Your plans to set me up with a whiny crybaby.
Rhamnus is not…okay well…DOESN’T CHANGE THAT YOU’RE MARRYING HIM.
Bunny: You have to see the advantages daughter. When you marry you get more cash.
Brittney: Hmm, that is worth considering.
Oop, with Bree gone nobody’s been feeding the cowplant…
Oh wow, this chapter is getting long, but I’m determined to finish this generation with this chapter!
Barney: EVERYONE HATES ME
I actually think that color suits you. You fit with the bathroom anyhow.
This is the last day Amestia is my torch holder! I’m actually getting a bit emotional here.
Let’s hope I can get her to master the painting skill before she goes on free will.
*five seconds later*¸
Lol guys, unrendered Brandon in the background XD
The look suits him.
Some last minute mother-son bonding.
Barney: And like he’d always tell me to take out the trash. I’m just so happy I can tell this to someone now.
Amestia: OH MY GAWD I can’t believe it! I just got invited to Bree’s party!
Wow Bree. Having a party 3 HOURS before your twin siblings can age up.
….Oh what the hell let’s go then!
Nice house Bree. I guess.
Oh yeah snow. Darn it.
Amestia: Okay daughter, I heard Boo became a criminal. I think we need to talk about your choice in men.
Bree: I think not. I spied on Brandon. Do you wanna know about that?
Amestia: YES. Tell me everything. *pulls out pad*
Wow this party is pretty sad.
Kyxa: NO. NO I CAN’T. I already have a cat at home, don’t tempt me into catnapping you!
Amestia: Your party sucks ass! I expected more from you daughter!
Bree: Mom seriously. I had a long day.
Amestia: AND YOURE A COUCH POTATO. What are you doing with your life?
Bree: Okay ma. You’ve convinced me. I’ll kick you out now.
Amestia: Eh? What did I do?
You did this all your own torch holder.
We’re going to show Bree how to have a real party.
Amestia: Yeah Brittney and Barney too. And Barney. You remember Barney?
Bunny: BAD CHILD. NO growing up!
Bunny: Cause if you grow up I’ll be the only guy here and that is unacceptable!
THE PARTY PEOPLE HAVE ARRIVED.
Let’s get this birthday done with.
Bree: The rain destroys my hair.
Barney first 😀
Added trait: Dislikes the supernatural
Barney…you’re a witch…why do you…nevermind *opens cas*
HES GROWN UP. ;-;
And up for download as well.
I don’t want you to go either. Don’t go pls.
Barney: Too bad I’m leaving. *voice shakes, looks actually sad*
Brittney: MY TURN.
Wow, she really wants that birthday to happen.
And I just noticed that Brandon brought his cat over.
Added trait: Hot-headed
Brittney: CHANGE MY OUTFIT NAO. Please.
You sure have developped an attitude.
Her looks will forever help her.
LTW= Reach level 5 in four careers
*bursts out laughing*
With what I have planned for you hon, I’ll be amazed if you get to finish your LTW!
Babies, babies everywhere
Brittney: I wouldn’t trust so much in your plans if I were you.
I thought having you as heir would be…fun, but I see you’ll be giving me a hard time.
*proceeds to add a very special sim to the town*
And now because I’ve officially reached the 104 screenshots, I’m going to end this chapter here.
Generation 1 is over guys! Which means I get points! Woohoo!
Which also means, starting next chapter the house will undergo a huge change and Brittney will officially be my new torch holder.
Until then folks.
I’ll kick Barney out next chapter
Self-wetting: 21 x -5 = -105
Failing school : 1 x -5 = -5
NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5
Passing Out: 60 x -5 = -270
Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 2 x +5 = +10
Twin Birth: 1 x +10 = +10
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 0 x +20 = 0
Fulfilling LTW: 0 x +40 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 1 x +10 = +10
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 1 x +5 = +5
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 0 x +20 = 0
Woo. Points. >_>