Hey guys! Rhamnus Buckthorn’s generous 11000$ has let me do some minor adjustments to the house. I still have a lot of cash left over no worries, I’m just waiting for everyone to scram so I can build. So don’t be surprised when stuff starts to magically appear.
Let us begin with Amestia gleefully destroying the snowman Bunny made.
I think someone might call for a divorce soon.
Meanwhile, these two are still adorable.
Rham: Good thing we don’t have a crow because then it’d would shed its feathers all over the house and I wouldn’t be able to sit down and think about a crow shedding its feathers because the floor would be covered in feathers.
Brittney: We could get a dog instead.
Oh wow totally forgot last chapter, but this is where the torch holder paintings are going to be for the time being.
Bunny: GOOOOOD MMOOORRNNNIINNNG
Rham: Aliens again?
Rham: You’re being very inappropriate Brittney’s dad! Don’t you know that lying twice is bad? I let it go the first time but it’s starting to get repetitive.
Bunny seriously won’t stop. -_-
Bunny: GOOOOD MORNING
Amestia: I’m going to shove your face in snow and see how you like it.
SOMEONES PREGNANT! *oooh face*
Rham: *is starting to see the downsides of this marriage*
Brittney: I have heir protection. 😀
I like how of the two bathrooms Rham always goes for the green one XD
Rham: I feel a special deep connection with this one. Plus Brittney didn’t vomit in here.
Brittney: Look at it clown. Look at my ring. Isn’t it gorgeous?
Rham: OMG married life, loving it!
Rham, hon, I’m so happy to have you in my game ;-; you’re so darn adorable.
I just noticed that Brittney’s eyebrows grow when she takes a bath.
Rham: We’re never going to break up right?
Brittney: Don’t worry. You’re mine until you die. I fought hard to get you.
Rham: My wife is so pretty 😀
Brittney: HEY. Voice. I’m having a glitch here reset me.
Uh no. Not a glitch.
Rham: Oh I see. I’ll sit down here and patiently wait for you to be done.
Brittney: He’s such a darling 😀
Brittney: You mean baby. One baby. And then I focus on my career while my green husband raises the child.
Sorry but that’s not how my plans-
Brittney: What did I tell you about your plans?
She wished for a girl btw 😀 (And Rham too!)
Rham: I’m going to be a daddy. ^o^
And a great one at that I’m sure!
Your choice in clothes astounds me.
Brittney: What are you talking about? This is proper maternity wear!
Amestia has been trying to flirt with Rhamnus it’s honestly getting annoying >.>
Amestia: Can’t help it if he’s wearing well…nothing.
Maybe, maybe this is doable…
Amestia: BRITTNEY HATES YOU!
Rham: OMG no!
The soon to be grandparents aren’t being very nice to the genre.
She’s going to give birth soon! I’m so excited!!
Brittney: Yes. To my one baby.
Yeah, stay in your illusions. *kid music playing in bg*
He’s my little cleaner 😀
Rham: I hope you don’t mind if I clean some dishes in you.
Sink: I’m here for that man.
Brittney: It’s coming out! Nao!
You’ve got this Britt! You’ll be doing this a lot so you better get used to it.
Brittney: You goihduseabvkd!
Rham: Baby! What do I do? What do I do!?
Just stay there and look pretty.
Everybody went and panicked except Bunny who thought it was more appropriate to do a little outside dancing.
Bunny: I just can’t fight these dance moves.
Amestia: Come on hon, pop it out. I wanna be a grandma.
Brittney: Gee thanks mom.
And we have a boy!
Welcome Charlie y’all!
He’s an excentric and insane little boy.
Fav music: geek rock
Fav food: Ravioli
Fav color: White
Heehee we have another one on the way!
Brittney: No! You’ve gotta be kidding!
And finally, let’s all welcome little Cameron! He’s a neurotic insane sim. He takes after his grandpa.
Cameron: Great job ma! *thumbs up*
Bunny: There’s a baby on the floor. Why?
Fav music: Soul
Fav food: Vegetarian Spagetthi
Fav color: Irish green
It’s going to be hard to differentiate them you say? Well for now Cameron has darker skin.
You two are amazing. I color coded the cribs and you are RESPECTING the color coding.
Charlie likes white and Cameron has a taste for irish green so I gave him a fancy leaf crib.
Amestia: That ain’t gonna fall on my precious grandson right? IM A POLICE OFFICER. I’ll arrest if it harms my grandson.
So how are you feeling my sloppy heir? You ready for more kids?
Come on! Your parents both wished for 5 grandkids. And on top of that you and Rham still have the wish for a girl locked in! We gotta fulfill those wishes.
Brittney: NO. My career!
Well too bad! I happen to have full control over you.
The two caterpillars probably won’t get more attention than this >_>
So here’s Charlie…
And there’s Cameron. See? Slightly darker skin.
You like kids don’t you Britt?
Brittney: I like these ones.
You’ll like the next ones too I’m sure.
Okay well I guess they get more attention when the men of the family take care of them XD
Rham: Charlie is my son! I wanna hold him!
Cameron: Dad. Grandpa. Im here too D:
Oh no! Honey don’t waste precious brain power on this!
Rham: But it makes you wonder…chickens are balls of fluff where do the eggs come from?
The imaginary friends have arrived.
Do you think Coco could digest them?
I’ll just never get the mail. That works.
Rham. What did you do?
Rham: Nothing! I’ve been staring out the window this whole time!
Brandon invited his mama over for a party so I let Amestia go.
I haven’t any news from Brittney’s siblings at all! Apart from the occasional call from Bree. She invited Rham to a party once but I REFUSED.
At least there’s more people here than at Bree’s party.
Bree: Gee thanks.
Just writing like I see ‘em.
James: *recoils back in utter horror**proceeds to give best glare*
Kitty: *continues to portray innocent face*
I told you he hated animals.
Guess who’s pregnant again? *does a little dance*
Brittney: Okay, but this is the last one!
Brittney: You’re going to be a daddy again!
Rham: Moar babies?
And then they both simultaneously wished for a boy XD
And grandma couldn’t be here because she prefers Brandon
Charlie: *hides behind sparkles*
You need a haircut hon. Don’t move, I’ll get the scissors.
Okay so we’ve got a male version of Brittney but with a super smile.
Brittney: *insane trait showing through*
Cameron: *looks like he’s exactly where he’s meant to be…in the arms of his insane mother*
Ooh ooh! We’ve got another smiley face and Brittney eyes, but this time we have Rham’s hair!
I just have this unnatural love when it comes to playing with sims genetics.
There! The house is now toddler friendly!
Cameron: *rushes over to play some notes* Look at me!
Aww so cute!
And there goes Charlie being cute as well.
Generation 3 is proving good so far.
I can also see the beginning of some sibling rivalry as well. Which is very normal in this household.
NO AMESTIA! Not an ex-torch holder fail!!
Z: Dang haven’t been in this house in a while. Place sure has changed!
Woulda been fine if I never say you again T-T
Charlie: Gwanpa wants me to eat da goo…Do I have too?
Yes sorry buddy. Gotta eat those…broccolis?
Charlie: …My fingers are stuck…
Okay okay I get it, throw it on the floor or something.
Cameron: Mama! Dis what I want for my bday but twen times bwigger!
So cute so cute, and yes this generation will probably be a bunch of toddler spam XD
Amestia: You’re going to make me pass out again! Get out of the way!
Bunny: Uh I’m obviously already out of the way.
Amestia: Woosh woosh!
And then they started dancing like it was no big deal.
Charlie was audience to quite a show.
Yeah…you’re probably going to have to redo your portrait.
Brittney: Shut up. It’s gorgeous.
I’ll keep it for now for points
But I’ll probably get her to redo it later.
Brittney: *enters crib* I learned this trick from my daddy mini me!
Charlie: Sooo cooool!
Brittney: You can now transmit this to your children.
Cameron: Feed me? ;n;
Yes! *tries to shove bottle through screen* Sorry Cam baby, it’s not working.
Pregnant toddler skilling! Woohoo!
Rham: *comes literally running from outside* I’ve got you! I won’t let you rot in the highchair!
Cameron: Daddy is ma hero 😀
Amestia: *primitive roar* I BROKE THE SINK
Geez. Don’t look so happy about it.
We have a dog glitch.
Dog: Just passing through!
Quite literally I must say.
Dog: Admire my epic motor skils plz
Believe it or not this is the same puppy that visited a chapter ago.
THE MONEY IT RAINS
Brittney got another promotion. 3/5
Brittney: Geez finally.
Rham: *deep thought* Charlie is screaming his head off…
Charlie: Gee, I just said ma diapers full.
Rham: Patience grasshopper. Patience is virtue. And it gets you pretty girls like your mom.
Charlie: I JUST WANT A DIAPER CHANGE.
Cameron: Paaattiiieennncceee *flicks booger*
The men in this family.
The toddler skilling interrupted.
Rham: Another baby?
Don’t look so excited.
Rham: OMG ANOTHER BABY! Charlie get out of the way or else it’s going to fall on you!
Brittney: YOU DOUBT MY CAPACITIES TO CATCH THIS BABY?
I failed to be smart and let the two go to the hospital.
Meanwhile, we got some unwanted visitors.
Cat: Nice house. I like.
Brittney: I wish.
Brittney: *ditches Rham at the hospital*
Brittney: THIS IS VERY HEAVY.
ALRIGHT GUYS. Number one.
This is Chelsea, dark-skinned like her big bro Cameron.
She’s an insane good doer who likes classical music, tofu-dogs and the color dark blue.
This is Calliope with her daddy’s green skin, woo!
She’s insane, loves the outdoors, Egyptian music, cookies and the color irish green like her big bro Cameron.
This is Crystal with not dark skin like her big bro Charlie.
She’s an insane genius who likes living on the island type music, fish and the color pink.
Brittney: Oh my gawd there’s another one.
And finally Carly, as dark skinned as Cameron and Chelsea.
She’s insane and excited, likes soul music like her big bro Cameron, vegetarian sushi, and the color white like her bro Charlie. She seems to be a nice mix of all her siblings.
Color coded beds! But of course no one is going to put the kids in their right cribs but whatever.
Alright so six babies…think it might be time for a break.
Brittney: YOU THINK. This is called exaggeration!
But I just want to get my points back! Even if this causes the opposite effect!
But I will take a break from baby making now I assure you. Since I’ve run out of crib space in the nursery…
And wow okay end chapter here.
Self-wetting: 21 x -5 = -105
Failing school : 1 x -5 = -5
NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5
Passing Out: 61 x -5 = -275
Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 2 x +5 = +10
Twin Birth: 2 x +10 = +20
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 0 x +40 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 1 x +10 = +10
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 2 x +5 = +10
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 0 x +20 = 0
Slowly but surely…the points are coming back up…