Edit: Okay so originally I was going to post this next monday and do this like weekly post thing, but these chapters have been crazy piling up so instead of trying to be awesome and always post chapters regularly I’m just going to dump these on you whenever I finish them. That good? Good. That way you can read them went you want lol
Hey y’all! So last time a cat decided to move in. Yeah that cat. The dog left but the cat stayed.
Rham: Finish it! O-O I want to clean the dishes!
Bunny: I can’t digest under pressure!
Oh and of course, most importantly, Brittney gave birth to quads. What? Yeah. Yeah.
Children so far:
Charlie, Cameron, Carly, Crystal, Chelsea and Calliope.
Wow, even I had trouble remembering this. Wooshh. My challenge now is to make it somehow possible for you guys to remember these names -_-‘
The kid in Bunny’s arms is um Carly.
Oh god I’m not even going to try. It’ll be easier when they’re toddlers XD
The green one is easy though.
And amusingly enough her fav color is green XD
Rham: Night Crystal!
That’s not Crystal. That’s Carly. Crystal is over there.
Rham: WOAH! How do you know??
I cheated I’m just that good.
What are the odds though? Out of six children, only one is a green baby…
Brittney: You owe me a promotion for this.
Wow Cameron, you sure know how to dirty a chair.
Charlie: We must stick together brother. We are outnumbered now.
Cameron: Okie dokie!
She gone and done another one.
And they have the same quality!! Why??
Cat: I’m hungwy FEED ME
NO. Our hands are already full enough with quads and twin todds, we are not taking in strays.
Amestia: Could you guys like not??
They need the rest!
Amestia: Britt doesn’t even help out!
Uh…that’s cause you guys are doing such an awesome job! Britt help me out here!
Brittney: Mmmm *busy*
Bunny: I feel like something’s not right here.
One, two, three, four…I think we’re good.
Finally ze birthdays!
It would seem we are starting with Crystal and Calliope!
Brittney: No more babies woo!
Calliope is a mini Rham! Whhheee 😀
Or wait, I think that’s actually her grandma’s eyes…Amestia’s eyes are passed on!
Now Crystal definitely has her daddy’s eyes. And some random hair, but doesn’t matter she’s cute too.
Carly has random blond hair and her mum’s eyes…
And finally Chelsea! Momma’s hair and surprisingly enough grandpa’s eyes!
Hmm even if all the toddlers seem to have the same faces, at least they have different hair and eye colors, and skin for that matter!
Okay seriously guys, the quads all have different hair and eye colors. All of them!
Oh geez there’s toddlers everywhere guys!!
Charlie: *has already mastered the music skill* If da girls turn on us I have a weapon.
Calliope: Heehee don’t try anything or welse this block meets your head!
Chelsea: I think there’s going to be some attention distribution problems.
Carly: They left me on the floor! 😦
Crystal: Heh I got the high chair! Booyah!
And finally Cameron, sleeping peacefully and unaware of the increase of toddlers.
Rham: Too many babies. Survival is impossible.
Oh I just noticed…Calliope does have green skin but it’s paler than her dad’s.
Crystal: Darn it! I wanted it!
Calliope: Losers weepers! 😀
Girls like blocks and boys like xylophones. Good to know.
I have to applaud these two though. They’ve been taking care of the toddlers non-stop and they only manage to go to sleep when they’re seconds away from passing out.
Woah! A gnome! How? I’m calling him number 1. Because or else I won’t even remember XD
1: I’ve never seen anyone like you before 😉
Toilet: Try the other toilet.
Cameron: See what I did there? Dis is how yu survive.
He’s the only todd awake. Everyone is sleepy sleepy.
Chelsea: Neither of us won. T_T
Crystal: I would’ve gotten the high chair if gwandpa had carried me. T_T
Charlie: The way up in this family is to master everything!
You do that kid 😀
Well it was going to happen sometime.
Another promotion! 4/5
Bunny: Charlie is such a good grandson. Doing all that skilling.
Carly: I would too if you’d let me down!
Charlie: I’d do even more skilling if gwandma stopped annoying me.
And she was heading for her bed too! Guess the stairs were too much.
Ah what lies. When left to your own devices you choose not to skill.
Carly: Waa? But this activity exercises my imagination!
Calliope: Heh guess who got the high chair?
Oops? Not oops.
Brittney: SIX WASN’T ENOUGH??
This was unavoidable you both had a wish for a boy still locked in. Wishes come first you know.
Amestia: Daughter plz take your inner monologue elsewhere! I needs a shower. Desperately. and a nap. I am planning to do both so skedaddle.
Chelsea: Look at me! A musical prodigy!
Bunny: Good little grand-daughter 😀
Calliope: This is unfair. It’s my turn!
Rham: Patience daughter. Our time will come.
Rham: Oh no moar?
Rham: Here let me help you wife. *bends down and holds hair up*
Unless you get all girls again, this is the last bunch I swear!
Brittney: It better be. >_>
*both parents wish for a girl*
Geez guys, you’re making this exceedingly difficult here. I turned off the kid music so hopefully no more extravagant number of babies!
Oops missed the screenshot.
Bunny: Nothing happened!
Crystal: Gwanpa we all saw. And yur eyes are still closed.
Surprisingly enough for a family with six toddlers everyone is relatively in the green most of the time.
And I don’t do anything at all XD As you can see Brittney spends most of her free time painting.
Rham: Look Cam! Your mum’s pregnant! Know what that means?
Cameron: Oh no. Moar siblings. 😡
Woah! Guys look all the kids in the same room doing all a bunch of different activites.
I’m really so glad I don’t have any identical kids. I feel like I just jinxed myself for the next ones though.
It’s birthday time for the twins! I thought this day would never come!
Cameron: Aw sweet childhood here I come!
Rham: Oops fire.
Amestia: *had a wish to be in the middle of a fire* *rushes in* FIRE!
Bunny: Not so close woman!
Amestia should’ve been a firefighter.
Let’s try this again.
Amestia: I’m right here in case something happens. RIGHT HERE.
Brittney: Ma too close.
Finally we’ll have two toddlers less to take care of.
Oh wait. Oh no. Bedtime stories.
Added trait: Loser
He’s got neurotic and loser. Doesn’t look very good for him.
And Charlie! And I gave him his father’s bad eyesight.
Added trait: Over-emotional
Boom, suddenly I added a room next to the nursery with color coded beds.
And a little stove in case they feel like cooking a bit.
Brittney: Boy out of the way, I need to put the cake away.
Your son isn’t that tall…
Charlie: OOPS. I took a cake. 😀
Wow. You remind me of your mother at that age.
Charlie: She’s a girl that doesn’t work. I’m a boy.
I know you’re a boy!
Brittney: OMG guys! Pregnant ladies first geez!
Bunny: Dum de dum nice cake!
Rham&Amestia : Charlie has a cake why can’t we have cake?
Cameron: This place is so darn dirty! It was horrible when I was toddler, but it’s even worse at this height!
Stove: Do me next!
Carly: OMG OMG CHELSEA OMG LOOK OMG
Chelsea: Stop it!
Carly: LOOK CHELSEA LOOK THERES SOMETHING GLOWING ON THE CEILING
Chelsea: It’s the light! Now shhh! I’m trying to cry for attention.
Calliope: Is it my turn to grow up yet?
Nope, doesn’t matter how cute you look you still have at least 3 days to go!
Consider yourself lucky boy!
Brandon was stuck sleeping in the crying baby room. Might have helped contribute to his hate of me.
Cameron: Mkay zzzzz
Amestia: It was Calliope.
Brittney: You got it Carly?
I…I’m not even going to comment. >_>
Carly: NOO TAKE HER AWAY I DON’T LIKE HER SHES MEAN
Chelsea: Don’t listen to her. I have the good trait remember?
Oh oh, we’ve been neglecting Coco again.
There goes the papergirl.
Oh darn right, forgot Coco doesn’t eat kids!
But I’m surprised no one’s been actually eaten yet. I actually think Amestia almost did once…but it spit her back out because she was smelly XD
Charlie: STOP CRYING!
Crystal: Char is mean! MEANIE! WAAA!
Brittney: OH SHOOT. Not this again. 😡
Charlie: ITS CRYSTALS FAULT I SWEAR MOM! She wouldn’t stop crying! Don’t die D:
Woohoo! Welcome Chance Danevbie Idanezy!
Yeah I named him after one of sErindepitty’s heirs in her story because I love her story and I love Chance and I temporarily ran out of C boy names.
He’s pale green like his big sis Calliope, he’s an insane and grumpy sim who likes pop music, fish and chips, and the color white like Charlie and Carly. (that works don’t need to change Charlie’s old crib)
And we have a neglected child ladies and gentlemen.
Catarina: Love me! ;-;
This reminds me of when Brittney was born.
So that’s Catarina, named after one of the kids my 7th gen heir had in Light the way to Heaven. Yeah I temporarily ran out of C names, again.
This kid is dark green like her daddy, insane and a couch potato. She likes Egyptian music like one her sisters (but I don’t remember which), autumn salad, and irish green like Cameron and Calliope.
Which is once again fortunate. I don’t need to change the cribs!
And that is all ladies and gentlemen! I do so believe that eight children is enough. Unless Brittney wishes for another baby-
Brittney: Which I won’t.
This is it. 8 kids. All wishes have been fulfilled.
Chance: Woah wait woah
He seems a little dazed.
Someone’s sleeping like a horse.
Charlie: Grandpa, I heard you can ask for bedtime stories can I have one?
Bunny: Who told you that extravagant lie?
Charlie: Daddy did. And he said he was the one person I couldn’t ask.
Rham: Oh oh
Brittney: That’s what happens when you lie to kids.
RHAMNUS CAKE IN FRIDGE
Wow. Brittney doesn’t even have time to make it to the fire.
Amestia: IVE GOT THIS GUYS IVE GOT THIS
I like how she never puts out fires in the same outfit. NEVER.
Cameron: Oh my god Charlie you have pink girl gloves!
Charlie: I DO NOT! Liar! The fire makes them look pink!
Cameron: I can cook! All the girls will want me. 😉
Charlie: Grandpa. Grandpa. Look. I’m ready. GRANDPA. O_O
Bunny: Oh god
I hear Coco’s feeling a little peckish if you’d like to volunteer.
*babies crying in bg*
Rham: I feel like I didn’t have a lot of time to appreciate the no babies era.
Cameron: DIRTY DISHES. Why. Just why.
Rham: WHAT IS IT IM HERE MY CHILDREN
Calliope: Lol, see I told you he’d come running.
Chelsea: Shucks. You get the highchair next.
Deer: dat was no lie! So many babies!
Crystal: INTRUDER! *shakes bars like a savage*
Deer: HOLY-*runs through wall*
Caamm! You put it on!
Cameron: There was nothing else to wear.
Mailbox: Yo psst over here mate. My box is a little full can you help me empty it?
OH GOD NO. The IFs stay in your box buddy.
Honey dear, Britt what happened?
Brittney: I started taking care of my babies instead of my career. Why? Is there something on my face?
MutatedDog: I just want to be loved! Leeeettt meee iiinnn
NO. *locks door*
Calliope: HAR HAR
Cameron: What are you looking at?
Calliope: I won the high chair 😀
Cameron: Like I care. Have you seen how tall I am?
Amestia made the pancakes and Bunny made the um hamburgers.
Cameron: Why does grandpa like me?
Charlie: Lol you have the LOSER trait for a reason brother.
Crystal: You say I don’t have enough screen time yeti? YOURE RIGHT.
HEY NOW. You get more than Chance and …oh dang I forgot…oh right Catarina.
Shower: Uh it was my fault this time.
There go my baby points.
Charlie: Look ma! I’m taller!
Brittney: *babies crying* -_-
Lol monkey face.
Charlie: I was clearly imitating you. Duh.
Rham: He’s so cute!
I’m still seeing the monkey face.
Brittney: And if you keep doing things like this you get heir points. And I know what I’m talking about since I’m heir.
Like you ever really did anything like this.
AND WOAH. Still too early to be talking about heir points. Woah now.
Cameron: A NEW KING HAS ARRIVED! Dressed the same to temporarily confuse the voice…
Oh. Oops. Amestia’s bday XD
Amestia: Look look I’m growing up!
Carly: *so doesn’t give a damn*
Amestia: Eh not feeling this age thing…
So, I only redid her everyday because uh…
But look! Duckies again! Don’t know where they disappeared to last time.
I think Amestia likes the duckies too.
Pfiou these chapters are getting longer and longer!
Self-wetting: 22 x -5 = -110
Failing school : 1 x -5 = -5
NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5
Passing Out: 66 x -5 = -300
Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 2 x +5 = +10
Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 0 x +40 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 1 x +10 = +10
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 2 x +5 = +10
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 0 x +20 = 0