Chelsea: I HAVE DEFEATED EA RULES MWHAHAHAHAHA. You can now dress however you want when incarnating royalty.
I’d say long time no see but….don’t know if you’ve noticed but I’ve been religiously posting chapters on a fairly regular basis.
Crystal: How am I supposed to be queen after she revealed that!? HOW.
Chelsea: har har! I’m just that good. THAT good.
It’s an obligation of mine to take pics of skilling children. It is a must. Even if it’s of this little troublemaker.
You know Chels, it’s a sign of craziness to play chess by yourself.
Chelsea: What are you talking about? I’m playing with you! Now play so I can checkmate.
Brittney: ITS PRETTY. SAY ITS PRETTY.
I told her to repaint her portrait.
AND SHE FAILED.
Rham: The newspaper! Calliope! Bring back mah newspaper! ;-;
Why? It’s outdated.
Calliope: That’s what I said.
Rham: But when I read old newspapers I can predict the future.
…What? I’m not sure I understood that…
Crystal: Dedumdedum going through the garbage…
Mailbox: Psst…psst…I kinda have a sur-
Crystal: THE COOKIE MONSTER BROKE MY HAND.
Crystal: You’re absolutely useless around here Carly-
Carly: That’s not true. I enhance everyone’s beauty.
Crystal: Whut? That’s not even a thing and if it was I would be the one with such a heavenly duty. ANYWHO. Take out the trash. And make sure to stick your hand IN the garbage CAN.
Brittney: IM NOT DOING ANY MORE
Chelsea: I’m trolling…in the background…hola!
Okay. This one actually looks usable.
But. But. Which do I choose? The quality is better but. But. But. They’re all so close to your face!
Brittney: IM NOT PAINTING ANYMORE. I need to continue careering in sculpture.
Rham. I’m ashamed.
Rham: D: Why!?
Because you show favoritism. Tut tut. All I ever see you do is hold Catarina. ALL THE TIME.
Rham: It’s not favoritism!
Charlie: It’s true! He’s on the girl’s team. The traitor. 😡
Rham: NO! I just…like smelling her hair….
Either way. You’re still spending way too much time with Cat.
Catarina: U told me Id need to prove mah worth 😉
Rham: Look, look, not favoritism. *puts on floor* *smells hair one last time*
Catarina: Bordaline creepy daddy
Rham: See?? I love Chance too!
Chance: Daddy! I was playings with ze blocks!
What about your other kids Rham?
Rham: There’s just too many…>_>
Calliope: HAR HAR LOOK AT THAT. My hand can go through the wall.
Carly: Help us…our family is doomed. I now understand why the kids at school keep saying we come from outer space.
But you haven’t gone to school yet.
OMG SOMEONE USED IT.
And wow you fail Bunny.
Bunny: It was going to go in! I swear! It was going to go in 😦
Cameron: Grandma, I wanna start a save the wildlife/plantlife/world campaign. Can ya help me? It’s to attract more screen time. It’s a very good cause.
Amestia: I see you’ve already begun. With your outfit. *snorts*
Come now Amestia, come now.
Cameron: I don’t think you understand the importance of preserving the plantlife grandma. THINK OF THE BUTTERFLIES. You know those little things that fly?
Cameron: *whispers* Please, this is my first appearance in the chapter!
Chelsea: And why do you think that is brother? Tis because I am the queen of all! Everyone loves me 😀
I see you still refuse to wear the royal attire.
Chelsea: It ruins my hairdo.
Carly: Crystal’s blocking the stairs D:<
Crystal: She’ll come out eventually and then…
Crystal: Yeah. Whamo.
You made it out! Awesome! *thumbs up*
Carly: SNUFFLEGUS. WHY THE BEDS.
Carly: I’ve been touring my mother’s paintings AND THIS THING IS THE WAY.
You slept in that thing.
Carly: MAYBE I DID. MAYBE I DIDN’T. Who knows cause all the beds are suddenly GONE.
Oh yeah lol. You just reminded me that I didn’t need 6 baby beds anymore so I sold 4 of them…
Carly: I JUST HAD A HEARTATTACK.
You good there Charlie?
Charlie: Yep! Just fine. Just gotta like get outta here and then its sleepy time.
Fheuaogfa he’s so cute 😀
Cameron: Helping the environnementzzzz so much greenzzz
Crystal: This bowing thing is temporary. Dad is in the room so I don’t want to fight.
Chelsea: Uhuh. Yeah not temporary more like APPROPRIATE.
Rham: Wow look at that…a childless environment. It exists! ;-;
Rham doesn’t work so he stays at home. ALL. THE. TIME.
Oops sorry rham
Chelsea: For someone who denies my rule you sure like taking pictures of me!
I can’t help it if you took your parents good looks!
Crystal: There we go. Some long overdue pictures of me. 😉
Well you’re all adorable in the end soooo
Crystal: Admit it. You like me a whole lot more than Chelsea. And I don’t even need to work for it!
Chelsea: Its my darn good trait okay? OKAY?
Okay *backs away*
How’s it going there Britt?
Brittney: CAREERING. IS. GOING. WELL. O-O
I swear more kids made it in the bus. I SWEAR.
Charlie: Cameron and I are taking turns keeping watch on our sisters.
Cameron: *hiding under seat*
Where’s Chels guys?
Calliope: Crawling under the seats to go spook Charlie and Cameron.
Crystal: Such immature. Tut tut.
And what about Carly? Well she got grounded by her father.
Who’s still playing favorites.
Rham: I’m not playing favorites! You’re just strategically taking pictures at a bad time! No one else but me takes care of the twins anyway!
Carly: Uh soo are you talking to me or…like I’m so confused right now dad.
Simplified translation : My baby Cam wanted to suck up to the teachers so he took out the trash but fell in the stairs and got covered in trash instead. Because he has the LOSER trait.
I’ve never realized the loser trait could be so prominent -_-
Carly: OMG DAD THE PLATE CAN GO THROUGH YOUR ELBOW OMG
Rham: Mhmm look I’m eating cake. Miam!
For a ‘boring’ girl Carly sure pulls some weird faces sometimes. It just reminds me of her excited trait.
Carly: What faces? There are no faces. This is my only face.
Rham: Mmm more cake? I shall ponder the idea.
I don’t take enough pics of Rham.
It’s kind of amusing though, his habit of running everywhere all the time.
Rham: CAREFUL COMING THROUGH. I gotta clean the dishes quick!
It must be some sort of weird glitch because no one else runs >_>
Chance: I knew ya had nots forgotten me 🙂
With luck I might get to age these two up for this chapter.
Francesca: OMG DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT *twists head*
James x Kyxa spawn ladies and gentlemen. Sims don’t know how to dress themselves. But I’m too lazy to do it for this one.
*happy march stopped*
Charlie: What’s up guys?
Cameron: My eyes…
Chelsea: On the count of three, back track.
Parents: *proceed to ground children*
Cameron: but we totally went to school!
I know kid, I know. EA glitches…
Britt only grounded the boys though…
Charlie: Ma no think of the landscape! The landscape ma!
Brittney: Wait what?
Charlie: *makes a run for it*
Unsurprisingly enough, that was a failure.
Charlie: ITS NOT FAIR
I know hon, I know.
Sometimes I forget about Amestia’s childish trait XD
Chelsea: LOOK CALLIE I CAN DO IT TOO! *arm in wall*
And Chels’ royal rebellion persists.
Calliope: I feel underappreciated Carly. Do you know what that means? DO YOU?
Carly: You need a spa massage.
Calliope: …well that’s an idea.
Cameron is always awake when everyone is sleeping. It’s a thing he does.
Cameron: Watch citizens as I perform an AMAZING feat.
Cameron: Do you see it? Do you see it? Or should I say do you not see it? Get it? Cause my hand is in the wall and-
Shush, you’re cuter when you don’t talk.
1: Imma just stick to watching you from afar. That good with you?
Radio: <_<… >_>
Carly: Hey look. It’s raining.
Don’t act innocent.
Cameron: Dad? Why couldn’t you and ma have stopped when Charlie and I was born? Was it really necessary to give us sisters???
Rham: …It’s not wise to ask me this question.
Crystal: If you stick around the scene of the crime everyone’ll know you did it.
Carly: Where are you even looking Crystal? Why does no one look at me when they talk?
Crystal: I’m posing in my dress duh.
Okay its official. You’re one of my favs.
Yes. And if you continue being so adorable I might save you and find a way to plug you in Light the way to heaven.
Brittney: Tryin ta pee here.
Crystal: I JUST WANTED TA CLEAN DA DISHES
Two guesses to the culprit.
Chelsea was one of your choices wasn’t she?
But actually turns out it was Carly. Just look at that smile.
Carly: Wasn’t me!
Moodlet says otherwise.
*head meets keyboard*
You see. It all started because Brittney had a wish to woohoo with Rham. And she stinks so I decided to kill two parrots with a stone and have them shower woohoo.
So Rham goes in the shower. Then Chelsea follows cause she wants to do her homework in the bathroom.
Chelsea: it’s called being a good student. Good trait remember?
And then Bunny comes in to check himself out. And then Britt finally gets in.
So much complication.
Bunny: Something’s off. My ninja sense are tingling.
BEST DAUGHTER-FATHER BONDING TIME EVER.
Oops. Rham forgot to render.
Rham: I made a goal! I made a goal! Woohoo!
Carly: As his daughter I must do the same. Watch as the ball soars gracefully through the air only to—
Carly: I MISSED. WHY. D:
I was actually surprised Rham managed to make a hoop.
Rham: Beating my daughter at basketball is a plus 😀
Carly: IM TOO TIRED TO CARE O_O LOOK. It’s a basket.
Things are avancing well.
Mostly because I decided to just not teach the twins the basic skills of life.
Charlie: Ugh what is that?
Crystal: A TORTURE MACHINE.
Crystal: SO done with toddlers.
Calliope: I agree.
Crystal: When are they growing up again?
*le sigh* Still another three days.
Calliope: I want to be a clown.
Britt&Cam: *choke on cake* *both bond over choking*
Calliope: Okay wow, just kidding geez.
Amestia: Sounds like a nice dream!
Brittney: ITS DA BIG LEAGUES.
Okay. Who’s the dumb person who gave my insane sim a chainsaw?
Brittney: It shattered into a million pieces.
100$ out the window
Crystal: Daddy, daddy did you know?
Rham: Know what?
Crystal: Chelsea does her homework and cleans the toilet!
Rham: So she has the good trait?
Crystal: Exactly! LOL
Chelsea: Wow. So mature. Really.
Rham: Tehe Crystal your hair is going in your neck!
Chance: *looks away* Zat looks painful.
Brittney: I did it. Do you like it?
YES. Very much. And with this you are now at 4/5!
This is what Rham does when the twins don’t need taking care of. Looks out the window.
But notice how he chooses the one window beside Brittney XD
Woah hadn’t seen that sculpture yet.
Bunny: You’re so cute! PLZ DON’T GROW UP.
Chance: D: I wanteds to plays in da box!
Catarina: lol to bad
Chelsea: Why are you aheming at me for? HUH? Just cause you have the grumpy trait?? HUH??
Dider: I thought we were all going to play and have fun…
6 kids boy. And soon to be 8.
Cameron: Who’s that?
Some kid someone brought along. I don’t even know who anymore.
Crystal: What if I passed out right now?
No. Nope. Not okay with that.
Chelsea: Humph who did she think she was…
CHELSEA. WHAT DID YOU DO.
Carly: Wow so you do have the good trait. Doing homework like a good little girl.
Chelsea: *hides it* IM NOT DOING HOMEWORK. Where’s the homework? There is no homework.
Didier: Someone slipped a note in my binder…run away while you still can ??
Carly: I think I’ll go bother Charlie.
Charlie: *got grounded again*
Charlie: I just got a great idea! You all scram and leave me, the eldest, priority over grandpa!
Calliope: Grandpa I’m your fav aren’t I? Aren’t I?
Chelsea: Didn’t I call this? I did. Attention distribution problems.
Cameron: I’ll just patiently wait my turn.
Chelsea: Back off Charlie.
Charlie: Elders first!
Cameron: *rolls eyes* I’m just gonna go to bed.
Chelsea: I….I lostzzzz
Amestia’s got skillz!
Amestia: *net gets caught in mouth* PGIESAFKLNVA
Crystal: Weaknesses….Charlie=police cars; Cameron=lack of food
The moment you tell children cake is better for you than salad.
Cameron: before I die…I just wanted everyone to know it was because of Charlie’s stinky armpits…
Charlie: Pssh, like I’d off an ally.
Is it just me or does he look seriously stoned here?
Z: I’m…I’m stuck! I can’t get out of this messy bed hair! HALP
Rham: I WILL PERSEVERE AND BE THE BEST THERE EVER WAS. ;O; You won’t beat me hoop! *reaches level 2 of athletic skill*
I like your determination.
This picture is only bearable to look at because Rham is in the bg!
Brandon: Oh come now. You know you miss me!
NO I REALLY DON’T. Go away before you bring misfortune to the household.
Rham: *comes running from basketball court* IM HERE MY CHILDREN!
Catarina: O o o, I see da slave potential…
Between you and me…took you long enough.
Chance: ooh za food! But uh who is de stranger?
Brittney: Oops…too much careering.
Relationship with children= non existent.
That’s entirely my fault though.
Carly: DO YOU SEE THE BUBBLE OVER MY HEAD? O_O it means I need to PEE. So gtfo
Cameron: There’s a scary voice in my head…
WHO MADE THE PANCAKES? Leftover cake still exists.
Cameron: Uh I dunno…they made themselves? *shrugs*
Cameron: humph! Well you smell like…like…like dirty dishes!
Chelsea: …you’re too much of a lowly peasant for me to respond to that.
Charlie: *sniffs* Something smells funny.
How about like everyone in this screenshot…
Amestia: She be like ‘but grandma bedtime story!’ and I be like ‘but kid no go to sleep by yourself’. I bet none of you managed to refuse a bedtime story!
Rham: Mother-in-law, I just wanna sleepy sleep. *leaves*
Amestia: Oh! Crystal, heh…
Crystal: I think we need to talk about your attitude grandma.
And then Crystal literally told her grandma to go clean up the toys. And Amestia listened.
Amestia: Woah! Thought bubble head bump.
Yeah walls down cause room is small. But you guys don’t care right?
Chelsea: Sit and do the homework! Then I can blame me doing mine on you.
Cameron: Okay. But I won’t do it beside a broken toilet all alone in the bathroom like someone’s whose ashamed of their good trait.
Chelsea: Go and be a LOSER then.
Omg guys, Britt just sculpted something worth 812$!
And with this it is officially 5/5!
That means she’s reached level 5 of two of her careers! Only two more to go! Is this LTW possible? I’m starting to think so.
What if Cameron became heir and this pic contained three generations of torch holders?
Brittney: I love Cam, but the kid’s got the loser trait. If he wants to be heir is going to have to do a little more than be cute.
That’s how you won.
Brittney: NONSENSE. I put some hard effort in being heir.
Finally! The event I’ve been waiting for to finish this chapter!
And now the end!
Okay no, I’ll at least show you what they grow up into.
Crystal: Hmph, more kids. Just what we need.
I thought you’d be happy not to have any more screaming toddlers…
And then. My game crashed.
And I remembered the last time my game crashed after a sim gave me a frowny face. You’ve just lost heir points Crystal. And so early in the game, tut tut.
At the very least I saved seven sim hours earlier, because with sims I’ve developed the habit of saving every 12 or so sim hours. And it’s worth it for how many crashes I get. (I have a lot more than I say here)
Seven sim hours is long!
And Britt never finished her sculpting carrer. D:
Brittney: What are you babbling about?
Luckily she sculpted the same thing for the same amount of cash!
So still 5/5!
Okay, let’s do this birthday thing again.
NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN. *crosses fingers*
Chance: I heards cakes cans take fire…
Chance: I grews!
Cameron: Stop it Chels that tickles.
Can you guess his new trait? It’s right there on his forehead…
Chance: I is unlucky now.
Here he is!
Chance: Here I is!
Chelsea: Holy cow, how do you get your hair to stay that way!
Chance: it’s a secrets derp saliva
Lol, Rham’s hearty underwear.
Added trait: Over-emotional
I don’t even know what to do with that trait.
I left her eyebrows like that on purpose.
I also decided to be lazy and not change her shoes.
I don’t think she’s one of my favorites.
Catarina: This aint how ya give people a chance btw
Calliope: There are WAY too many people here.
Charlie: Tell me about it. All you girls should just go away.
Calliope: Screw you.>_>
Cameron: OMG YES! Another guy!
Chelsea: Three words. Attention distribution problems.
Carly: Can we like get this chapter over with already?
I’m so okay with that.
Self-wetting: 24 x -5 = -120
Failing school : 1 x -5 = -5
NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5
Passing Out: 81 x -5 = -375
Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 2 x +5 = +10
Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 0 x +40 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 1 x +10 = +10
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 2 x +5 = +10
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 0 x +20 = 0