Do you see it guys? Do you see the big change?
Chelsea: Carly! I want cake get out of the way!
Calliope: THE HIGHCHAIR. It’s gone!
Thank you Callie.
Okay, so last chapter Chance and Catarina grew up yes? So a few changes were made.
Well first off, I kept true to my word and stuck Catarina in the boy’s room. She’s top bunk and Chance is bottom bunk because I wanted both set of twins to COLOR COORDINATE.
Also, nursery has been turned into a bar- I MEAN AHEM A…No that’s pretty much it.
I just stuck three random things I find cool and I’m crossing my fingers to see if any of the eleven uncontrollable sims in this house decide to use it.
Brittney’ll probably use the cauldron first since I’ve never tried it before…
And finally! The uh living room has suffered a few modifications as well. All toddler objects have been replaced by a guitar.
And I’m sure you can guess what Britt’s new job will be.
Rham: Ahem so uh…small talk? How’s the weather outside?
Chelsea: Do you see what’s wrong with this picture? DO YOU SEE IT?
Woah did I just manage to take a pic of everyone except Britt?
Chance: Ze cake! Ze cake!
Cameron: Callie…you’re kinda making me uncomfortable. Callie. Callie. >.>
Calliope: Don’t move. Your armpit is better than mine.
Chelsea: SO CROWDED AND YOU ALL SMELL LIKE TRASH. YOU SHOULD GO WHERE YOU ALL BELONG MWHA…HAH…HAHAHHA….
She’s having a breakdown.
Charlie: Good idea, take the trash on your way out the door.
Chelsea: *smacks him*
Rham: Do I need to say more? ;-;
Chance: I wants ze cake! Ze chair is in ze way! Ze chair!
Oh god eleven people in one room all wanting cake is very chaotic.
Annndd there goes Rham.
Calliope: STUPID CHARLIE STEPPED ON MY CAKE. I need another one!
Charlie: Your fault for putting it under my foot.
Cameron: All losers. Everyone knows the best cake is the leftover cake.
Chance: Iz agrees. Charlie peed.
Charlie: *rolls eyes* It’s human. Just saying.
RHAM YOU BROKE MY RADIO.
Rham: Did not! *runs*
The guilty run!
Chance: My mood is in ze red! I coulds not hold it any longer!
Chelsea: Look at me. I’m judging you. JUDGING YOU.
Crystal: We’re supposed to walk in your pee now. Thanks.
Carly: I don’t even know what’s going on anymore.
Cameron: Haha! You didn’t just step in it, you passed out in it!
My thoughts exactly Cam.
Bunny’s having a few…uh…issues.
Poor guy, funny enough nobody ever asks Rham for a bedtime story. EVER. I don’t know how he does it.
Brittney: I made a thing! And it sparkles!
Worth 5$…oh god this is going to take a while…
Carly: Charlie fainted.
Charlie: I DID NOT FAINT. It’s called passing out.
Go to bed already doofus.
Calliope: IVE COME TO EAT YOUR PARENTS! *stomps down stairs*
Charlie: Oh noes! Not grandpa!
Chance: Grandpa. That iz not cool. I sleeps here.
Brittney: THERES TOO MANY KIDS YOU CANT MAKE ME GO BACK HOME
*makes her go home anyway*
Brittney: Being torch holder SUCKS. I’m going to recommend the kid I like the least.
You’re their mother. You’re supposed to love them all the same! I’m the one who gets to pick favorites.
See? This is why I need you to stay home as much as possible Britt. Without you, everyone starts doing dumb things…like Amestia introducing Coco to Calliope.
Amestia: If you see a cake, grab it! No one’s managed to catch it yet and if you fail it’s okay because Coco gives you a bath for your efforts 😀
Brittney: I’ve always wanted a pink floormat.
Just go invent. Go.
Calliope: Grandma! Grandma! I see the cake! Now what?
Chance. Chance what are you doing?
Chance: Uhhh dancing? *sways back and forth*
OH MY GOD GUYS LEAVE BUNNY THE HELL ALONE. You’re all costing me PRECIOUS points here!!
I love you so much Cam. ;-;
I didn’t particularly like you from the start clone.
Calliope: GIVE US THE BEDTIME STORY
Bunny: Heh…heh…a little lower and my thought bubble stabs through my brain…
Eh? Amestia is the first one to try it out!?
Amestia: What’s this?
Amestia: So like…was something supposed to happen? I waved my hands around just like the engraving said to do…
That was disappointing.
Amestia: Oh wait, no! I need to channel my insane trait of course. *concentrates* Ahboboooobooalakzamaaaaaa
Amestia: OMG LOOK Sparkles!!
There were sparkles last time too…
Brittney: Let me show you how it’s done…OH LOOK AN ANT *throws ant in cauldron*
Wow, I think the sparkles made you age.
Brittney: *sniffs a sparkle* OH MY. THE POWER WITHIN GROWS. HEH. HEH.
Oh god I’m scared.
Bunny: Git daughter. And take a shower while you’re at it.
Brittney: *energy suddenly drops inexplicably*
Rham: Good thing we don’t have a crow, because you know the black feathers would stick to the water and stuff and that would be a pain to pick up. My bum is a little wet.
1: I’d think you’d look great with crow feathers toilet. If ya want I’ll kill one for you ;D
Okay see? I really wasn’t kidding. Cameron is always awake when ALL his siblings are sleeping!
Cameron: Why…it’s called being smart!
Cameron: Daddy. This house is despicable. You need to stop looking through windows and start cleaning!
Carly: Hey hey, Chels, I bet you can’t guess what I’m going to eat huh? Huh?
Chelsea: *rolls eyes*
Wow. You adults here are being controlled by the kids.
Rham: That’s not true! I-I just want to encourage his neatness!
Well you should get him to clean it up then Rham! That’s what kids are for! At least that’s what my parents kept telling me
Cameron: Hey! I can see my reflection!
Chelsea: Mum. I just wanted to tell you I wanted the top bunk. The TOP BUNK. I just want to know why you gave the TOP BUNK to Crystal of all people. WHY MOTHER.
Brittney: If you don’t let your mom the torch holder sleep she’s going to eat you. AND IM STARVING SO THAT’S NOT A JOKE.
Rham: IM WATCHING OVER YOU KIDS. I LOVE YOU.
Charlie: Oh god.
Chelsea: Just keep walking.
Seriously Rham, stop with the windows.
Rham: I didn’t see you go away from the window. WHY. WHY YOU NOT AT SCHOOL.
Catarina: O llama
And then the two autonomously went to the workout place right in front making me lose them for a full five seconds.
Catarina: Best punishment ever!
Obligatory Rham fail pic.
Rham: Not my fault! My foot is stuck in the conveyer belt!
Rham: Look! This exercise can also increase your flexibility!
Uh okay no. I’m not okay with this.
Brittney: My butt feels kind of warm.
Brittney: NOT COOL. NOT COOL AT ALL.
Git in the shower now! If you die on me I will be so mad I’ll stick your tombstone in Amestia’s inventory.
Brittney: SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER
Catarina: Hey ma. How’s it going?
Britt survived the ordeal. You can all breathe now.
OH GOD. Three mini Rhams. I can barely differentiate them…
Oh hey, great idea Francesca. Since you insist on coming here over and over again I’m going to set you up with Charlie.
Charlie: Wait what??
Chelsea: Heh heh
Torch holder dear, if I were you I’d be more careful. You’re going to hammer your hand.
Brittney: Shush I’ve got this. So not going to hammer my hand.
Brittney: MY HAND. I HAMMERED MY HAND.
On other news, 2/5!
Chelsea: Okay listen well. This is all the information I stole from Crystal’s “observe the brother’s while they sleep” journal about Charlie.
Francesca: Um okay…
Chelsea: Be aware that if you marry my big bro and he becomes torch holder you’ll never see the light of day again. See my dad? He can only come out at night when no females are roaming.
Francesca: Okay not cool! Leaving now. >.>
Chelsea: *shrugs* I did my best.
Britt made something worth 800$ and jumped from 2/5 to 4/5! I love you Britt ;-;
Catarina: MOM. DON’T DO THAT. If you use that screwdriver everything will explode. EVERYTHING.
Brittney: Oh shush, I’m a pro at this daughter. Go to bed.
Rham if you’re hungry that should not be the logical thing for you to do! I did not buy the bar for you! It was actually for Bunny believe it or not. DOOR STOP HIM.
Door: I’ve got him! *whamo*
The darn sim still made it.
You better not become addicted to that stuff.
Rham: I know how to control myself.
That’s what they ALL say.
Bunny! That is not how you deal with children demanding bedtime stories!
Bunny: But I’m hungry!
Bunny. Tell me what’s wrong with this picture.
Bunny: The creepy gnome?
NOPE. TRY AGAIN.
Chance: I knows ye are faking grandpa. I knows ye knows I wents to school.
Bunny: IM NOT! You ditched school!
Chance: But I has told ye! I dids not ditch!
Don’t try Chance. The game just likes punishing my kids.
Chels went to see a friend. Her friend has two older brothers and they live in this tiny house.
Kinda makes me feel bad for having all this empty space.
Oh my we have a painter!
Crystal: I decided to use my time more constructively and not participate in the bedtime story wars this time.
Chance: ZE CHARLIE HAS FAINTED ZE CHARLIE HAS FAINTED
Charlie: ITS NOT FAINTING.
Carly: Grandpa! Wait! I have a question!
Bunny: O-O plz no
In one day you two are becoming teens! Are you boys excited? ARE YOU?
1: I know I am!
I’m gonna have a party for you two!
Cam&Char: Plz don’t.
Catarina: I kno im nut! All dis lack of me in screenshots is not makin’ me a HAPPY CAMPER
Well *sticks tongue out*
Ha! And you called me immature! Look at you, setting traps on the poor toilet.
Toilet: Yeah! Think about me will ya??
Catarina: notin’ ta see heer. Ciao.
Rham was the unfortunate victim.
Catarina: Butt I wanted u to suffer!
Clone, that had like a 0% chance of success.
Rham: That wasn’t fun. 😦
Don’t worry, I’ll find a way to take revenge for you.
Suas: HONEY IM HOME
…oh. So that’s what that weird sound was.
Suas: I HAVE COME TO RETAKE WHAT IS OURS. Give us the Rhamnus.
Rham: Oh look a poor being is outside in the cold! We have to let it in!
No Rham, don’t! It’s going to steal you!!
Suas: I will wait as long as it takes. And I can since I have epic blending in skills.
Luckily the ball never made it in the hoop.
Suas: Ah finally! An OPPURTUNITY. Go mutt. Retrieve the Rhamnus.
Oh my gawd its that dog again.
Sadie: *bursts through front door* WHERES THE RHAMNUS
Amestia: Oh a doggie!
Rham: Oh no! Fleas! We’re going to have a flea infestation! 😮
Sadie: Now that’s insulting, I don’t have fleas…I am a little tired though hey a bed!
Sadie: *reaches end of house* *does a u-turn* I FORGOT THE RHAMNUS
Suas: *rolls eyes* USELESS.
Suas: I WILL BE BACK FOR THE RHAMNUS
*decides to follow alien back to main road*
Wait wait do you live here?
Suas: GUESS YOULL NEVER KNOW *disappears into thin air*
I feel like Crystal hasn’t been getting a lot of attention this chapter like one screenshot
Crystal: That’s okay. People don’t need more than that to know how awesome I am.
Cystal: OH YES. I’M SURE. ouO
Oh no Cameron, you’re too young to be drinking.
Cameron: I’m not! Crystal told me to meet her here!
Crystal: Understand this little brother. I am better than you. And even if the voice has claimed you as a ‘favorite’ it’s still up to the amazing readers to choose heir and they don’t want a loser. I just don’t want you to be disappointed so might as well accept that I’m better and will be heir.
Cameron: This isn’t cool Crystal. I thought we were going to do something cool. Like not drink juice.
Crystal: Oh watcher, at least I tried. Don’t come crying to me when you lose.
I don’t think either particularly enjoyed that conversation.
Aw poor baby got beat up at school again. Sorry hon, I rolled and you got the loser trait…
ITS OFFICIALLY. I VERY MUCH DISLIKE YOU CATARINA.
Do you know who else cost me failing school points? YOUR UNCLE BRANDON.
Catarina: But daddy! I thot I was ur fav!
Rham: ;-; I’m sorry daughter but that was the last straw.
THATLL TEACH HER TO TAKE AWAY MY POINTS. My precious points.
Which I don’t possess. I actually owe points…a whole lot too…
In a few hours you two grow upppppp
Charlie: Hmm ways to impress the readers to be heir?
Cameron: Wait…we have to work for this?
In your case being adorable is probably more than enough Cam.
Charlie: Favoritism is not fun.
Cameron: I might try this homework thing just in case.
Chance: I likes ze muffins. Does ye like muffins?
Charlie: Uh yeah sure Chance.
Catarina: I HAVE NO CHANCE TO BE HEIR NOW SO IM JUST GONNA MAKE THE MOST OF IT!
Cameron: Geez I can’t concentrate on my homework with this dirty plate right in front me! D:<
Amestia: If it hurts, just put a bandaid on it boy. It’ll stop the insane from flowing through.
Amestia’s having trouble following the conversation.
Cameron: Grandma that’s not funny. 😦
Amestia: I wasn’t joking boy.
Cameron: And grandma is saying weird things! Can I not do my homework? It’s impossible now!
Okay okay, I accept the bribe that is your cute face.
Brittney: It’s party time peoples! You better come to my sons’ bday party! In case that wasn’t clear enough that was a threat…..what do you mean 2am is too early? What about 3am? 4am? Geez COMPROMISE PEOPLE….9am??? The kids have school you know!!….ugh fine.
What of school!
Brittney: Eh you know what, I’m living proof kids don’t need school. I could’ve definitely done all this careering without school. All we did was throw paper airplanes in Barney’s bird nest he calls hair.
OH wow!! Is that what I think it is??
Oh oh, if I sold it I could be that much closer to finishing her LTW and getting 40 pts….but it looks so cool…
Nope. Not selling it.
Rham: I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO KNOCK YOU OVER I SWEAR *sobs*
1: *effectively knocked out*
Okay it’s not 9am, it’s 7am but I want to give the kids a chance to get to school at least! I would hate more failures…I’ll get to see the guests when the party is over haha
Charlie: Oh mighty god! Grant me heir points!
Charlie: Why does he get a close-up!?
Because he doesn’t have anyone cheering for him. So someone’s gotta do it.
Charlie: I feel…I feel… PRETTY
Um, yes Charlie. Flawless. Mhm. *opens cas*
Okay, okay guys careful for the eyes. I decided to change Charlie’s hairstyle to see if I had one that fit him better and well….
Here’s my little vegetarian;
YOU DON’T RECOGNIZE HIM?
I swear it’s Charlie.
Charlie: To impress readers: 1) New look, 2) Stop eating animals and become vegetarian
Charlie: Dad. Dad. I get it.
Rham: YOU GREW UP SO WELL BOY IM PROUD ;-;
Charlie: Geez stop blowing that in my face plz
Catarina: HAHA there’s really no chance Im evar winning now…
Charlie: Ahhh fine if you all insist keep cheering then. I accept the cheers.
Carly: I can so make louder trumpet noises!
Catarina: Hell naw!
Omg omg omg I’ve been so excited for this particular birthday omg
Brittney: Cam honey, be more careful, you’re squishing the cake here.
Oh my. He underwent a transformation. I feel like Cam’s cute innocence is gone….
Cameron: I’m still same old me! No worries 😀
I sure hope so…
Cameron: Ma, did I ever tell you how pretty you were??
Brittney: You’re not getting this cake Cam, not git. You’re STILL squishing it.
Okay, I think I’ve dragged this chapter long enough.
Self-wetting: 26 x -5 = -130
Failing school : 2 x -5 = -10
NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5
Passing Out: 90 x -5 = -420
Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 2 x +5 = +10
Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 0 x +40 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 1 x +10 = +10
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 2 x +5 = +10
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 0 x +20 = 0
*tries to frantically erase point total*