Hey guys! Last we left off, the elder twins grew up into gorgeous teens and I got a pop-up saying the guests were finally arriving.
Do you see the guest?
NO IT WAS ACTUALLY BRANDON.
Brandon: I brought things for you all to choke on 😀
Brandon: That means you too voice
Barney: I think I came in the wrong outfit.
Bree: Is Rham there? I haven’t seen him in sooo long!
I know you guys totally wanted to see the elder twins again.
Charlie: I lost my glasses guys! I can’t see a thing! 😀
Cameron: Look guys, I have cake! I sure do love cake. I’m gonna have me so cake now.
Mailbox: Come on woman! I’ve had these IFs in my belly for too long! Take ‘em out!
Mailwoman: HELL NO. I already told you I’m not doing ANYTHING else for you.
Bree: I can’t believe you brought pizza as well.
Barney: But…but two pizzas are better than one aren’t they?
Chelsea: Grandpa…why is that weird man that looks like you in this house and looking like a dick?
You just earned heir points right there Chels.
BUT SERIOUSLY BRANDON WHY DO YOU INSIST ON HAVING THAT FACE
Brandon: Only cause I know it annoys you
Charlie: Dad. Even though I can’t see shit without my glasses and I’m looking in the complete opposite direction, I believe I’ve just fallen in love with that gorgeous girl.
Rham: I’m not okay with this. You’re still too young to get into girls!
I’m not joking, it’s like the doors flew open and boom they fell in love.
Bree: You going or are you not kiddo? Choose already the pizza is getting cold.
OHMYGAWD NOT THE LLAMA MASCOT
Yeah I totally invited James over. Didn’t invite Véra, but James yes. I didn’t think he’d actually show up though.
Here, a better view.
Véra: Him and me. Me and him. TOGETHER FOREVER STARTING FROM NOW.
She’s actually pretty…She’s a spawn of the sims I put in town. Story teller and Devon. Though those names didn’t ring any bells in your heads.
Hey look another party crasher in the background.
Véra: WAIT FOR ME MY LOVE
Crystal: Kiddo whose name I do not care to know YOU ARE IN MY WAY. WOOSH.
Calliope stop it, the birthdays are over.
Charlie: GRANDPA. Tell my dad he’s being unreasonable!
Rham: I said NO GIRLS Charlie. FOREVER.
Brittney: That’s a bit unreasonable.
Bunny: I sense…ANOTHER FAIRY.
Véra: I SEE YOU FUTURE HUSBAND
Carly: …I just wanted you to understand Cam, dear older brother, that if you were to become heir YOU WOULD NEED TO HAVE BABIES. EVERYWHERE.
Cameron: That’s okay. I like cake.
James: *glare that clearly means never to invite him to a party again*
Lol things do look rather chaotic don’t they?
Chelsea took an immediate liking to James.
Chelsea: Uncle Barney, you look like someone easy to bully, so how about you step out of my friend here’s way so he can put down the plate he’s been holding for an hour before things start to get dirty, mkay?
Cameron: Dad I think you should be easier on me and Charlie. We’re grown boys with hormones now.
Rham: Oh don’t worry you can go and have girlfriends.
Rham: Shh it’s only cause Cam hasn’t found a girl yet.
Amestia’s smart. Hiding away from all the chaos.
Oh, hey never mentioned it but she has the unstable trait right? And since I don’t control her anymore she’s been CONSTANTLY changing traits. Currently they are;
Unstable, robot fan, coward, economic and lucky.
Amestia isn’t the only smart one.
Crystal: So like Uncle Brandon, is that how you always dress? Cause that’s kind of…lame.
Brandon: Your party sucks ass. Too crowded.
Shut your face.
After he dropped the spaghetti plate, James ran out of there. No hestitation. No time wasted.
Left his kid Francesca here too XD
Rham: I JUST REALLY DON’T WANT MY KIDS TO FALL IN LOVE AND LEAVE ME OKAY
I don’t think you need to worry Rham. Charlie is too shy to go strike up conversation with Véra anyway.
Charlie: IM NOT. I’m blind remember? I can’t find her.
Barney can’t go anywhere without being harassed.
Didier: LOSER OUTFIT YOU SUCK LOSER.
Cameron: Oh wow, not talking to me! Need to pee now.
Brandon: I don’t need to listen to your rambling kiddo. You’re BORING.
Chelsea: YOU WANNA GO? I beat up your brother Barney, I’ll do the same to you uncle Brandon.
Brandon: I don’t like hitting kids. I’m gonna take you up on that deal when you grow up.
Chelsea: Uncle Barney is such a loner though.
Cameron: This is the girl Charlie has the hots for? I’m disappointed.
I am too, all she’s been doing is laughing at everyone one at a time. And now she’s laughing at Chance!
Chance: Is washing ze dishes bad?
No keep doing a good job.
Brittney: Stop being shy over there Charlie and come talk to your girl before your dad chases her out.
Charlie: IM NOT BEING SHY GUYS STOP IT
What if I gave her a makeover would you go talk?
I GAVE HER A MAKEOVER.
And wow she’s laughing at Catarina. I like her a little more.
Let’s play tag! Véra tags Cat…
Cat tags Barney…
Catarina: ur so mean sometimes, I never done nothing wrong.
Apart from fail school. And pass out. And be a clone.
Barney: Woah! Why are you forcing me to play tag?
Not my fault, but good to see you’re tagging Chance…
Chance! Who do you tag?
Chance: No one. I is drowning my sorrows from all dis chaos in dish water.
Come on hon play along!
Chance: I nominates ze toilet!
Humph. You’re no fun. Now don’t pee all over the floor on your way to the toilet.
Charlie: *splutters* Don’t know what you’re talking about. What I’m doing right now is very dangerous so don’t bother me.
Oh wait, you have the over-emotional trait that’s why…you’re afraid you’re going to start crying if she rejects you! Or cry of joy if she accepts >_>
Oh look, party’s over! You missed your chance Charlie.
Véra: YEAH. I WAITED ALL PARTY LONG. BOO.
Well hey you could’ve made a move too.
Darlène: So happy you didn’t make a move loser, wouldn’t want a loser like you to be my big sis’ boyfriend loser.
Wow geez harsh guys, harsh.
Hey you know I was just wondering. Now that you’re a vegetarian, is the cowplant considered a plant or an animal?
Cameron: Hey bro, heard you failed and didn’t make a move.
Charlie: I’m going to start gardening. And the first thing I’m going to bury is ME.
Charlie: I feel like I made such a clown of myself…
But you didn’t do squat!
Cameron: Teeth like that Coco’s gotta be an animal.
But it could be like the carnivorous plant. That’s not an animal.
Brandon: YOUR PARTY SUCKED. *yawns*
Shut up Brandon. Nobody likes you.
Nobody apart you it would seem.
Catarina: No dunt go Uncle Brandon! Ur the only one who understands mah pain!
Decide yourself woman. You either dance with Rham and look at Rham or you dance with Barney and look at Barney.
Or better yet! Do NOT dance with Rham and dance with Barney!
He’s still a loner. They’re all still loners!
You fail at bartending.
Charlie: IM TRYING TO DROWN MY SORROWS HERE LEAVE ME ALONE
Cameron: CARLY GIT THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY
Carly: Ugh geez Cam, not until you wash yourself PUHLEASE
Cameron: Well maybe I was going to take a bath, right now!
Dang muscle definition Cam…
Especially compared to Charlie.
Charlie: WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY?
Good job, thnks Callie!
Calliope: Yeah yeah.
Calliope: I want to grow up too…
Charlie: Trust me. You don’t.
Oh. Oh that’s why the kids didn’t get grounded. It was conveniently trick or treating time.
Didier: IVE COME TO EAT YOUR DOGS
Catarina: Uhhh I’m gonna go inside.
CHARLIE GET OVER HERE, VÉRA CAME TO SEE YOU
Véra: I dressed up all pretty for him.
Didier: Well hey there…
Darn it Charlie
Charlie: Im sleeping leave me alone!
Seems you found your glasses.
Darlène: I’ll ram you if you don’t stop thinking dirty thoughts ‘bout my big sis.
Didier: Ok ok I get it.
Véra: WHERE ARE YOU LOVE
Véra: HES NOT HOME! ;-; *runs off sobbing*
Chelsea: Look at me! I’m Cam and I STINK.
Cameron: Chels, baby sister, read the thought bubbles plz.
She’s just jealous.
Chelsea: Am not! Wait till I grow up!
Crystal: Whut do you want?
I was really happy when you started painting…you ever gonna finish that?
Crystal: I’m a very busy person here voice. You cannot pressure creativity anyhow.
Charlie: I’m just a little thirsty ‘kay??
Charlie: Ma how did you and dad meet? Dad says it was really romantic and shit, but wouldn’t tell me what happened ‘cause I’m apparently not old enough to understand love stories.
Brittney: HAHA ROMANTIC AND SHIT HUH? He went and dated your Aunt Bree while I was busy wooing him.
And then Britt shut up for the rest of the conversation.
Charlie kept talking and she never replied.
Charlie: So I’m going to pack my bags and leave in five minutes ma.
Brittney: *no response* *gets up to go careering*
Charlie: *le sigh*
That was kinda rude Britt! Sorry bud, entirely my fault. I’ve got her too focused on her LTW.
THIS DOESN’T MEAN YOU GET TO BREAK THE TOILET
Charlie: But I thought it would look nicer if we had a fountain in the bathroom…
This chapter is all about Charlie ain’t it. But lookit at that. I told you guys.
Véra just asked Charlie out and OBVIOUSLY I pressed okay. The nice little checkmark right there.
For an insane sim your choice in clothes is fairly appropriate at the moment.
Charlie: Am I too dressed up? I’M SO NERVOUS
You’ll do fiiinnnneee
Mailbox: Hey psst hey I got-
OMFG SHUT UP MAILBOX
Lol buddy, you do realize it’s 7am and the bus is gonna come pick you up?
Charlie: One hour is enough time!
And then my game crashed right about here yeah.
BUT YOU KNOW WHATS AWESOME?
I saved between this screenshot and the last one. Is my timing amazing or what?
*loads up game, prepares to take epic sunset screenshot*
*game crashes again*
Your date is ruining my game Charlie. You better make this worth it.
IS THERE A REASON GAME WHY U NO WANT VÉRA AND CHARLIE TO BE TOGETHER?
*breathes through nose and loads game again*
*realizes it’s the lot the two are meeting at that is making everything crash* *yeah game crashed again wtf*
Okay. So I’ve decided I don’t care about Véra and Charlie’s date anymore, you can tell me how it goes Charlie. This is why I don’t come out of my sims’ house. Town loading destroys my game.
ILL JUST WATCH YOU FROM AFAR OKAY YOU GOT THIS CHARLIE
Whut…Véra is a witch?
Okay so I have nice back row seats over here. Look at that, it’s such a lame tiny lot but it is capable of such CRUELNESS.
Charlie: VÉRA. VÉRA. Uh I’m over here…
Yup. Made for each other.
So much that they get the DOUBLE hearts.
Haha school bus told you.
Popup: *bree asks rham out*
I THOUGHT YOUD STOPPED HARASSING US BREE. *presses no*
Okay this is actually the fourth time they’ve had the HEARTS.
You know. Far away like this I feel like an actual creeper now. Unlike when I’m peeking at them doing their private stuff >_>
Uhhh bus is the other way.
Charlie: We’re playing tag 😀
Actually they decided it’d be cool to run all the way to school instead of being seen as a couple on the bus.
Cameron: CAREFUL CHANCE COMING THROUGH *steps on chance*
Brandon: EA told me some sims were hanging out here…
Calliope: Darn it! The guys win the school bus race again!
Brandon: Okay morning good luck ritual!
Crystal: CARLY MEANIE YOU TRIPPED ME
Carly: Did not!
Catarina: Thought we were teaming up against the guys gals…
Brandon: Darn I hate the outdoors.
WELL THEN LEAVE.
Chelsea: GUYS YOU BASTARDS LOCKING ME IN THE BATHROOM YOU’LL PAY FOR THAT
Carly: You should’ve taken a shower while you were at it!
I’m going to take this oppurtunity screenshot to tell you guys a few things.
First off, Amestia got demoted. Yeah.
Second off, she’s 114!! No wonder she got demoted -_-
Amestia: I’m going to live forever!
Uh no, third off, my torch holder is old. She’s going to die soon D:
And fourth off, I got a pop-up asking if Bunny wanted to change jobs so I shrugged and said yeah why not.
Calliope keeps inviting Francesca over.
Calliope: CORRECTION. The pop-ups only say that she keeps FOLLOWING me home!
Charlie: I’m stuck.
Chance: me stuck because ye is stuck! We is in trouble!
Francesca: I really like your house Chance and like the way you talk and stuff and I know it feels like I’ve been a kid forever and probably will become a teen soon, but I’m totally willing to wait till you get to my age before I age up normally so we can be together
Chance: uh it talks?
Rham: IS THAT A GIRL TALKING TO MY BOY?
Calm down Rham, breathe.
Chelsea: *kicks everyone away* Sorry to burst your bubble, but I’ve decided I’m going to be heir and I’m never going to allow you to live here Francesca. JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.
Chance: I is so confused now
Carly: *le sigh* *shakes head*
Carly: You’re doing homework, you realize that right? Good trait and all?
Chelsea: Have you no eyes? This isn’t homework. I’m making plans for my future.
Brittney: *snorts in background*
Cameron: Chels told me if I wanted to be heir I needed to make plans…but what the hell am I supposed to plan?
Nothing dear, I do all the planning. Chelsea is just a control freak. A bit like her mum…
Watching you two dance is a little heartbreaking because I feel like I’ve jinxed myself for this chapter…
DON’T DIE ON ME AMESTIA PLZ
Bunny: Whut the hell dawg??
I don’t even know Bunny. Them animals feel like they can do anything on this lot.
Charlie: Uh dad, sorry the waffles-
Rham: *holds on to tray* I HEARD YOU WENT ON A DATE YESTERDAY
Crystal: Somebody’s in trouble….heh heh
*after some dad-son talking*
Charlie: I’m just so not in the mood for eating these waffles anymore.
Crystal: IF YOU HIT MY HEAD WITH THOSE WAFFLES IM GOING TO KILL YOU.
Cameron: That was so awkward…
Charlie: I just can’t even cook these *walks off*
Have you no shame Rham??
Rham: THEYRE GROWING UP TOO FAST OKAY ;-;
*spent the last 3 sim days furiously having Britt invent to get that last piece of invention to get that extra cash and finish the inventor job*
WHY. There is no way I’m selling this. I’m so keeping this.
This job is taking way too long.
Why? Because Charlie and Cameron think it’s cool to hog the bathrooms by taking baths at the exact same time.
Rham: Bye son! Daddy’s going to a — is the party over there?
That is a surprising amount of people hanging out on a random lot, but it’s no one we know of apart from Véra.
Brandon: *running on sidewalk*
Bree asked YET AGAIN for Rham to totally come to her party so this time I accepted, just to test Rham’s fidelity to Brittney because I keep getting the feeling Rham is secretly a player.
What with him dancing with the blue fairy at the elder twins’ bday…
Hey look! This lot didn’t crash my game lol
Oh now this looks a little more like a party!
Even if you invited Brandon who somehow managed to teleport.
Now we know a few people here and I feel compelled to do introductions.
Sorry for the creepy close-up this here is Devon.
In other words: Véra’s daddy.
See the resemblance now?
WELL WE ALL KNOW WHO THAT IS
Brandon: What the hell, wifi protected setup??
The guy in the background, aka Eliott, is the blue fairy’s boyfriend.
And there’s James. For a guy who keeps saying he doesn’t like coming to parties you sure are at every single one of them.
And the red guy in case you forgot is Boo.
Animals and James will just never get along.
This is the only time Rham has ever skilled apart from playing basketball.
I don’t know how to react to this.
Brandon: Hey there, just wondering what your career was. What are you a police officer, fire fighter? Like whut?
He kills little whiny frowny kids like you that’s what he does.
Bree: This is a nice house isn’t it? Isn’t it SO much better than yours?? I bet you totally want to live here!
Rham: Uh not really…
Eliott: I’ll just stand here and STARE
*half an hour later*
Rham: THIS ISNT FUN ANYMORE
The cats follow Brandon. They ALL FOLLOW BRANDON.
Rham: At least I didn’t wet the bed!
Thank god for that.
One, two, three, four…omg is it the quad’s birthday!
1: Sure is! 😀
And everybody decides to celebrate Crystal apart from Chels who realized she was supposed to have her birthday at the same time.
Chelsea: Nobody’s cheering me on! WELL YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO?
ARE YOU SERIOUS
Crystal: BIRTHDAY…wait whut
Crystal: *grows up* *added trait: likes the heat*
Amestia do something!
Amestia: I’d love to, but wall of sims here…
Brittney: *le sigh* I’ve got this.
Carly: THIS ISNT COOL
Amestia didn’t do a thing.
Amestia: You wanted a 116 year old grandma to go through this?
Cameron: THE CAKES WE NEED TO SAVE THE CAKES
And I ran out of cash and left two burnt chairs.
All my cash went into buying junk for Brittney’s inventing.
Chelsea: Is this the part where I say sorry?
I really want to show you guys the girls all grown up but there keeps getting interruptions.
Llama: HEY GUYS HOWS IT GOING
Charlie: Help. Plz.
And then Calliope peed herself.
Charlie&Bunny: So much birthdays yays!
So since I did so for Charlie and Cam, I went ahead and changed everybody’s normal hair.
Alrighty, so there’s Crystal WITH CRSYTAL LIKE EARRINGS BECAUSE I CAN
Added trait: Social butterfly
Lol whut, doesn’t suit you at all!
Okay. Okay you can see how much I lied. But that hairdo has come to define Chelsea for me. Ever since her royal rebellion.
And finally: WHY ARE U SO PRETTY
*ahem* moving on
Added trait: Robot fan
Calliope! My little engineer!
Didn’t like her so much as a kid, but she grew up well 😀
Added trait: Moocher
CARLY DECIDED IT WAS COOL TO BE PRETTY TOO
Though really how could I expect anything less from crossing Brittney and Rhamnus together.
Okay, I think this chapter has gone on long enough.
Self-wetting: 29 x -5 = -145
Failing school : 2 x -5 = -10
NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5
Passing Out: 90 x -5 = -420
Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 2 x +5 = +10
Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 0 x +40 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 1 x +10 = +10
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 2 x +5 = +10
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 0 x +20 = 0