Okay guys. Stop cheering. Birthdays are over.
Crystal: SO MUCH BIRTHDAY
Ahem, okay so last chapter all the kids grew up into teens-
Okay yeah I lied. There’s still Chance and Catarina who still aren’t teens BUT THAT’S NO REASON TO CRASH MY GAME.
Carly: AH BLADDER HURT!
Rham: We don’t need the graphics daughter
Charlie: Something’s going on, WHATS GOING ON? 😀
Chelsea: Thank you so much for blocking my face. Really.
Carly: D: My bladder broke!
Great start guys. Thanks.
Chance: Me bladder broked too!
Cameron: This isn’t cool guys. Who left cake on the floor??
Crystal: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT THOUGHT BUBBLE *squeezes*
Chelsea: Oh fuck
Cameron: Not only is my way blocked to the cake but somehow the amount of cakes on the ground has doubled!!
Amestia: It’s Catarina. She’s in the way.
Catarina: IM DRESSED FOR PUDDLE STEPPING
Catarina: You mean this cake brother?
Cameron: yes- *face gets blocked by thought bubble*
Catarina: Good to know 😀
Cameron: THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH OUT OF THE WAY
Well guess that’s my fault for misplacing the inventing thing a ma bob.
Cameron: ALMOST THERE
Cameron: Ahh the pretty snow flakes
You take after your father.
Calliope: I wanna be like papa.
Carly: THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY CAKE CHANCE. BUZZ OFF.
Chance: No needs to yell jeez
Catarina: I DON’T THINK I CAN HOLD IT IN FOR MUCH LONGER.
Calliope: My hair again! D:
Carly: I’m trying I just can’t catch my thought bubble Crystal.
Crystal: YOU ARENT TRYING HARD ENOUGH. PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT.
Catarina: OH MY GOD I PEED D:<
Chance: I was witness…ew
Rham: Daughter I need to go pe-
Chelsea: IM OBVIOUSLY BUSY RIGHT NOW. Wait till I’m done my cat video okay? Okay?
Charlie: OH MY, I just realized mom isn’t here!!
She’s sleeping. Which is why I am silently raging.
You know if you’re going to cost me points Amestia it might be better if you pass on to the next life stage…IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Crystal: STOP MOVING AROUND THOUGHT BUBBLE
Bunny: Did you just put that cake on the floor?
Carly: Maybe I did, maybe I didn’t. WHAT OF IT.
Crystal: DON’T MOVE GRANDMA
Brain: Prepare for shut down in 3…2…1…
Crystal: Wait whut?
Carly: This is unbelievable. Is this shit going to stop soon?
I SURE HOPE SO. IM TIRED OF LOSING POINTS HERE.
Amestia: Isn’t this place just so pleasantly dirty?
*breathes through nose*
I went into town to get a breather and stalk some sims a bit. I found Darlène, remember Darlène? She’s Véra’s little over protective sister. She grew up.
Darlène: And I’ll shoot anyone who gets close to my big sis.
Speaking of Véra.
Véra: What do I do now? The snow is blocking my way.
Amestia: Isn’t it just so cold outside little Chance?
Chance: Yeah grandma. Isn’t that the whole point of putting our outdoor clothes on?
Amestia: Why yes, that way we don’t get sick and die!
Chelsea: GEEZ GUYS. At least IM true to my insane trait. 😡
WHAT THE LLAMA.
There the university welcome package has been placed with the others. I sure like making collections in this ISBI.
Oh oh…I still haven’t decided on a portrait for Brittney…
Well now I have XD
I pulled out my three sided coin and this one was the winner. How convenient too, it’s the less expensive one.
Calliope: Im a little confused. Can ya help me out here?
Sure thing. Whats up?
Calliope: We grew up today right? So why do I have the ‘go to prom’ option?
You and your sisters are sent to make sure Charlie doesn’t make a fool of himself.
Charlie: HEY IM NOT THE ONE WITH THE LOSER TRAIT
Cameron: You guys talking about me? 😀
…I don’t know why, but I’ve got this feeling that you’ll fare better at prom than your big bro. Well well, we shall see.
Chels, Crystal…you are aware that you’re supposed to go prom now right?
Crystal: Not even a fire could get me outta this dream right now
Chance: Am iz allowed to test dat out?
And thus begins the friendly neighborhood French prom.
With minimal translation because I love you all, but you need to know this language. I’ll find a reason as to why later.
Starting off with a trip from our grumpy sim Calliope!
And Charlie is doing awesome on the dance floor.
Yet for some reason I’m seeing him dancing alone, while everyone is awkwardly drinking punch on the side.
Charlie: WHY DO YOU INSIST ON MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A LOSER
Calliope: I was testing out a floorboard prank see, but it backfired. Then I didn’t feel like trying again since the teachers were suddenly watching the teens dance. Or well. Charlie.
Speaking of, Charlie felt a little down from my pestering so he decided to take it out on a poor innocent student.
Charlie: YOURE THE LOSER CAMERON NOT ME
Cameron: I don’t have time for this right now, some guy’s got the same outdoor wear I’m wearing right now!
I don’t think that’s worth getting in a fight for Cameron.
And then Crystal suddenly realized everyone was having fun at prom without her. She had a minor panic attack.
Crystal: What are you taking about?? I’m obviously being fashionably late!
Crystal: So Chelsea you coming?
Chelsea: ME AND MY BED JUST WANT SOME ALONE TIME. GO BE A PROM LOSER WITHOUT ME
Amestia: Love your prom dress grand daughter!
Crsytal: Thanks grandma. Means a lot.
As Crystal made her way over, everyone stopped watching Cameron beat some kid up with his defined muscles as Calliope started dancing with that kid who kept coming over.
You know, that kid.
Calliope: Hes annoying and a little stalkerish, but he sure can dance 😀
Okay. That’s cool.
WOAH. CARLY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOME.
Carly: I never left. Stupid Calliope got tired of waiting for me to get dressed so she made the limo go away.
Okay, but uh…what’s with the outdoor wear? Pretty sure I gave you something else…
Calliope: Okay. Wtf. That’s my dress gurl. CRYSTAL YOU COPIED MY DRESS.
Crystal: Oops 😛
COOL GUYS. BUT UH. WHOS JONATHAN.
I SO CALLED IT TOO
Charlie: SHUT UP
I spent five hours on your clothes for a reason. PUT THEM ON.
Brittney: I don’t wanna ruin them when this thing explodes.
I like how you’re wearing completely different lipstick too.
Everyone loved seeing Cameron beat up some kid, so they named him Prom King.
And not Charlie.
Charlie: YOU JUST HAD TO SPECIFY THAT.
You sure are liking caplocks today Charlie.
Here we go. End of prom.
And that’s everyone who attended, cause Carly and Chelsea ditched.
I like how everyone is in their outdoors and NO ONE is looking at the camera.
Everyone: LOOK GUYS ITS JONATHAN
Who the fuck is Jonathan???
OKAY WHOS MAKING ME LOSE POINTS NOW?
Seriously I can’t see.
Racoon: Mmm garbage cans…
Well that’s a relief.
Brittney: I’m going to miss you table…
OMG ITS DONE. DONE. That’s 3/4 jobs guys!
And I’ve decided the next one is going to be something ive never tried before: Photography.
Two pictures and her skill bar is up to there…and I need a skill to get the job.
I feel like this might be the hardest to date….
Especially since after four pictures, only the one of the gnome was worth anything and it was only 5$.
Brittney: This is going to take a while.
There’s a weird gnome I’ve never seen on this lot before sneaking up on my pictures! *shakes fist* Go away!
Brittney: *takes a pic of Charlie instant level up*
Charlie: What else did you expect?
His pic is still only worth 0$.
Brittney is now officially a paparazzi.
Wow geez, take a picture of town hall and its worth 15$. And it was a crappy one too.
*sells a few pics*
*sudden upgrade to 2/5*
Brttney: We done yet. I’m lonely, sick, tired, and hungry. Which means: BRING ME HOME NAO
Of course pictures at home!
Cameron: OH NO MY PANTS ARE WET
Catarina: And in case you hadn’t notcied YOU STINK TOO LOL
Bunny: That was nasty grandson
Rham: I had a Cam thought bubble but it vamooshed
Cameron: ITS NOT MY FAULT. It was Catarinas right?? Catarina??
Catarina: My turn to be like the thought bubble and VAMOOSH
Rham: No I do think son, that it was your bladder that failed and not Catarina’s.
Cameron: …thnks for the reminder dad.
Crystal: I kinda want food Chels, can ya move away from the fridge?
Chelsea: AND I JUST WANTED THE TOP BUNK BUT WE CANT HAVE EVERYTHING NOW CAN WE
Chelsea: Watch as I bedazzle you with my amazing superpowers readers.
Cameron: I’m outta here. I have a bad feeling about this.
Chelsea: Grandpa you and I don’t talk a lot. I think it’s about time to talk about sculptures. Do you know makes ice sculptures melt?
Bunny: I dunno…fire?
Brittney: Ahmagawd always stuck with the tough jobs. Here I come to save you all.
Crystal: No one’s really panicking ma, its just a random fire.
Oh…oh just you wait.
FUCKING SIM LOGIC
Out of everyone in this entire household Rham is the only one with the coward trait and he’s the one putting out the fire?
SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
Everyone:*freaking the hell out*
Brittney: *took enough pictures to level her up to 3/5*
Heh heh 😀
Brittney: You’ve got this baby. *takes a 11$ worth screenshot of him*
Bunny: I’m sorry, the fire was my fault D:
Rham: Don’t even talk to me right now.
Someone explain this to me.
There’s a mailbox, a garbage can, a racoon and a gym in the picture. Yet its tilted ‘School’ and its worth 37$.
Brittney: ARE YOU DONE? CAN I SLEEP NOW?
Cameron: You should’ve been there grandma!! The fire was this huge and it was raging and all over the place but then dad came and saved the day!!
Amestia: But…I was there Cameron…
Where you going?
Charlie: To school DUH
But there was literally a pop-up five seconds ago saying school was cancelled due to snow!
Charlie: Har har SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW
Rham. What are you doing alone in a corner?
Rham: AND THERE WAS THE FIRE AND I NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM SURE SOMETHING BURNED INSIDE. I THINK I LOST MY LIVER OH GOD I WAS SO SCARED
Calliope: DARN IT. The boys got the school bus to leave with out us. Fucktards.
Woah language and HEY NOW. You guys aren’t even supposed to have school.
Chels&Crys&Carly: *commence talk to self option*
Chance: I wishes to go homes but ze snow blocks me way!
Catarina: It’s gripping my ankles too.
Calliope: YOU THINK ITS FUNNY GUYS? I CAN DO IT TOO. Hi self hows it going? Oh very well what about you?
Chelsea: Are you making fun of us? Cause if you are I’m shoving your face in the ankle grabbing snow.
Calliope: YOU WANT SOME ASS WHOOPING? ILL SHOVE YOU AND SNOW. With your short shorts itll get real cold!
Chelsea: Gee. Be smart for once. You have a dress. You’re worst off then I am when it comes to snow shoving.
Catarina: *le sigh*
Carly: Omg guys shut up. I just realized something.
Carly: We missed the bus!
No shit sherlock.
Calliope: You think you can take me on GIRL? ILL LET YOU KNOW I WORK OUT IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE A HIGH COLD PAIN THRESHOLD
Chelsea: Omg Calliope geez, don’t get your panties in a bunch. Holy damn.
Carly: *neighs like a horse*
Calliope: OH MY GAWD CARLY THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO HORSE AROUND.
Calliope: Now where we we? AH YES SNOW SHOVING
Chelsea: Okay you stop being a freak before I pull out my royal sceptor and konk you on the head with it.
Crystal: This is real awkward. Can I go home?
Change: *frantically flails around* THE SNOW WONTS LET GO, ZE HELP ME PLZ SOMEONE
Chelsea: Oh what, I say royal sceptor and suddenly you back off? Huh? Huh?
Calliope: Im getting tired of this shit.
Chelsea: Just to let you know, I’ve sent the house on fire twice now. So I don’t know why youre messing with me.
Is there a pyromaniac trait?
Charlie: There was supposed to be school I swear. Darn it. We should all go to the movies then.
Cameron: Oh yeah we could totally check out the new ‘Inside out’ movie too! It’s all about emotions and shit
Charlie: That’s kinda gay.
Cameron: You’re kinda gay.
Darlène: OH GOD. I just realized I’m stuck with these two!!
Cameron: OH MY GAWD. *barks* I need to pee and theres beautiful prsitine snow right there…
Don’t do it Cam!
Charlie: I feel an intense urge to hug this enormous white landscape that just so happens to be my favorites color!
I laughed very loudly at this.
Charlie: *muffled* MAH FACE
Cameron: Do you wanna build a snowman?
Darlène: I’ll just wait till he’s done before I can entertain myself by destroying his little snowman.
Darlène: Meanwhile Imma just sit here. Ignore me.
Charlie: Writing an article about my wonderful snow angel creation? Or are you drawing my beautiful portrat?
Darlène: No dude. This is just plain homework geez.
Cameron: Oh no ;-; the poor snowman’s hat is broken.
You’re still adorable.
Brittney: *takes a pic of crystal worth 2$* *takes a pic of stinky salad worth 8$*
Crystal: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. T^T
There goes Calliope’s possible boyfriend from prom.
The moment Francesca aged up WOOSH! Story Progression took hold of Didier.
My game is confused on Amestia’s actual age.
Amestia: Whut are you taking ‘bout? This old age is just a mask 😀 I’m actually immortally young!
Popup: Rham and Britt have been loyal for a whole EA year! Celebration! Oh oops, I meant only Brittney. Because Rhamnus still has a love interest.
THAT’S NOT TRUE BREE IS MESSING EVERYTHING UP. She called him again today.
But yeah, only Britt has the loyal moodlet for some reason.
Carly: Ma just thought I’d say that I’m real proud of you.
Brittney: That’s great hon, but me and your dad were actually making out. See the person person plus?
Carly: I JUST REALLY NEEDED TO TELL YOU HOW PROUD I AM. IM VERY PROUD MOM.
Brittney: Ok. Go do homework now.
Rham: *steps forwards all flirty* Now where were we?
Carly: DAD. YOU JUST IMPALED HALF MY FACE. Not cool.
Brittney: I’m outta here. Gonna take pics of the bar.
Try not to put your finger in the lens this time.
Charlie: Hey ma. Ignore me. just gonna drink some juice. Not that Im addicted or anything I’m just a little starving.
THAT SMILE. I’ve never seen a sim smile like that before. ITS GORGEOUS.
Here. A close-up of those pearly whites.
Brittney: EWERTYHING IS GOING WELL. HURR HURR *just made 28$ in pictures from this room*
Charlie: This is one of the reasons I’m compelled to drink.
MOAR EPIC SMILES
Brittney: Couldn’t let my mini me have all the glory. I am the originator of smiles.
Charlie: Thanks mom. For taking my thunder.
Guess who got up to 4/5 by taking pictures of a plant covered in snow?
Yup. And to celebrate I finally fulfilled her wish of going to the past.
Brittney: HELL YEAH
And she never came back.
Bunny: I thought this was over.
Chance: Well tis not grandpappy, we still exists
Catarina: Even if we barely even get ‘ny screen time
You get more than you should clone.
Brittney: IM STUCK
Not only that but apparently you still have the wish locked in and you don’t have the fancy time machine moodlet. WHY.
Popup: LMAO Véra like grew up into an adult
Slightly pissed I sent her into the futur this time.
AND YET SHE CAME BACK OUT FIVE SECONDS LATER.
Brittney: OMG THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE
With no wishes fulfilled.
Maybe it’s the snow.
Huh. Made her talk to her bro Barney, sent her to the past and this time everything went well…
Brittney: I think the locals appreciated my snow pictures.
Whew! Is this the part where I end this? Yes, yes I think it is.
Self-wetting: 33 x -5 = -165
Failing school : 2 x -5 = -10
NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5
Passing Out: 95 x -5 = -445
Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 2 x +5 = +10
Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 0 x +40 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 1 x +10 = +10
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 2 x +5 = +10
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 0 x +20 = 0