Edit: HIYA BEEN AWHILE. Why? Three good reasons, let me spell it out for you in wondrous detail.
- I went on a three week holiday and had a shit ton of fun
- I got back only to discover this particular game save had developed an annoying liking to CRASHING every 30 SECONDS. Makes most people go “SCREW THIS I’LL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW”
- Well you know the usual LIFE
Anywho here it is, I’ve managed to put this together. Here take it. TAKE IT.
5/10 guys! WOOT ALMOST THERE.
So last chapter this cutie pie was born. Daniel!
I was a little reluctant at first, but he’s definitely grown on me. 😀
He looks a little like….James no? Just with green skin? *cough cough*
Also last chapter a party room happened.
I reintroduced ‘juice’ and Britt went crazy.
Brittney: You never let me have any when I was torch holder! What do you expect!?
Catarina: *zooms by so fast even her thought bubble can’t keep up*
Bubble: WAIT *out of breath* I…CANT….KEEP…UP
I nearly had a heartattack from this screenshot.
Not because Catarina decides to vomit in the one toilet with the unfinished bathroom, but because of the fire in the background. I was convinced Rham had set the place on fire.
Rham: >.> *takes juice*
Daniel: My imaginary friend is hwungry grandma! *pulls on hair*
Brittney: 😡 my hair! This is why I careered for most of my torch holder reign.
Oh wow, I didn’t see them getting back together at all.
Luke: IM SO SORRY ;-;
Bree: It’s okay *pats head* I know how horrible that side of the family can be.
BOBBING APPLES. You guys are precious.
Rham: HALP ITS EATING MY FACE
Brittney: *blows bubbles*
Boo: I heard you were looking for one night stands.
Catarina: Believe me, I wouldn’t choose you if there were more options out there.
Boo: Heh heh, I saw your mom when she was baby and now I’m going to date her daughter.
JUST FORGET YOU HAVE A KID WITH CRYSTAL UHUH
Boo: HITTING PEOPLE IN THE HEAD WITH PILLOWS! YEAH
Catarina: Oh god I want to chomp his head off >B|
And then the creepy bastard does this.
Boo: HEY BABY. Thought we should reforge old-
Brittney: I DON’T REMEMBER YOU. GO DIE IN A HOLE. *hangs up*
Oh look! It’s Daniel!
Daniel: Me again?
Okay yes, I’m really starting to find him darn adorable.
It’s not a legacy without a few toddler spams eh?
Oh wow, Charlie got yet ANOTHER spawn.
This is Robert their third.
Charlie gave birth to his twin Cam. >.>
Catarina: LOOK AT IT. VERY CLOSELY.
Boo: What am I seeing here? If this is a prank I recommend you swallow your phone.
Catarina: *slaps face with phone*
Boo: AH PHONE COOTIES
Catarina: How dare you! *grabs shirt and shoves phone in mouth*
Catarina: There tastes delicious don’t it?
Boo: OH MY GAWD YOU MAD WOMAN we might actually get along
Catarina: Well then here have a gift.
Boo: What is it?
Catarina: A picture of me and Gaston kissing.
Boo: I DON’T LIKE IT
This is going to be harder than I thought.
AND I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE INNAPROPRIATE BOO. I was spot on.
OMG SHE’S PREGNANT.
Who didn’t see that coming?
Now that we’ve changed into a more expandable attire for the baby, let’s go find Boo again.
LOOK AT THESE THREE GREEN DARLINGS
Catarina: Dad. Give me Daniel. He needs to sleep.
Daniel: I’m ttiiiiyyyyyaaaaddd D:
Rham: Nuuuu I like him!
Rham: NUUU *runs off*
Daniel: *so fast his shoulder melts with his grandpa’s*
Catarina: YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN?
Eventually Rham gave up when Daniel impaled him with his need to go to bed.
Catarina: Mama’s gonna save you Daniel, no worries.
Apparently Brittney had a little tantrum.
Brittney: EVERYONE IS HOGGING DANIEL *kicks 3*
Brittney: Okay. Im good now. Time to get some juice.
2: MY LEEEEGGGSS
1: I love this place.
Boo: TICKLE TICKLE
Daniel: *cutest laugh ever I bet*
Boo: I bet you wouldn’t laugh as much if I ripped out your heart 😀
BOO STOP IT
Catarina : *two seconds away from wrapping this up with damn Boo*
Rham: A BOY. YOU TALKING TO MY GIRL?
Boo: OK. I DON’T LIKE YOU.
Catarina: Dad if you don’t screw off right now I’m going to murder you and blame it on pregnancy hormones.
AFTER DAYS AND DAYS, WE FINALLY SEAL THE DAMN DEAL.
Catarina: *face meld*
WOAH CÉDRIC CALM DOWN.
I just reached 6/10, be patient here.
You guys are doing this on purpose to give Boo some time before I destroy him.
But Calliope got twins, good for her.
Catarina: HAHA EAT MY HUNGER BUBBLE! Like we’d ever even stay together, lmao
Boo: You suck. I hate you.
Boo: *runs* ILL REMEMBER THIS
Catarina: Alright, cake time.
Daniel: Clink ching, have some phosphoric acid tea friend 😀
Daniel: Sworry if you wanted some voice! My friend doesn’t like to share 😀
So apparently it was halloween…yeah…
Lindsay: Took him long enough to get here.
Tim: Did you see the size of this place??
Rham: Where are the adults? 😀
Lindsay: Forgot them in a ditch.
Tim: OH THANK YOU SO MUCH. My mom doesn’t feed us anymore ever since she found out dad is your daughter’s next target 😀
Lindsay: IM NEXT. FOOD.
Rham: Those eyes seem familiar…
Lindsay: That’s normal they’re yours! I’m one of your grandchildren that you never visit. GRANDPA.
Lindsay: Charlie’s kid. Now give me candy.
Phone: We’ll definitely give you a dog ma’am! But uh…we’ll wait till you’re done.
Catarina: Done whut?
Phone: Uh…you know…being in pain?
Catarina: I don’t know what you’re talking about it.
Phone: I currently have the urge to scream and gesture at you uselessly.
Catarina: OKAY I UNDERSTAND NOW
Catarina: Yay! The invisible baby I always wanted!
…>_> (about the moment Carly decided to give birth to a Gaston spawn)
Wait for it…
There we go.
Traits: Clumsy and insane
Fav food: Lobster
Fav music: Somber vibes or something
Fav color: The same as her mum, irish green
And yes, Luke’s daughter 😀
Not that we’re gonna tell him either.
Also the dog Catarina managed to adopt before she gave birth 😀
His name is Lucky Charms because…damn that cereal.
Lucky: HEY GUYS
Catarina: Dog. We’re off to a bad start.
Lucky: Finally imma get some real food…a chicken leg here and there…
Catarina: Get off my damn bed or you’re getting a chicken leg stuffed up your ass.
Lucky: THAT’S NOT HOW I WANTED MY FIRST CHICKEN LEG *hops off*
Catarina: You’re only purpose here is to breed! I already adopted your mate, so no misbehaving! Got it? I AM YOUR MASTER
I’ve been wanting a pet for a long time now….
Oooh we have a visitor 😀
Lucky: Master! Master! Can I say hi to my mate?
Catarina: *waves off* So, new sim eh? You’ve come at a fantastic time….did you know I just got out of a relationship?
Everyone say hi to Firefox, because…internet.
Firefox: *avoids* Boy we just met.
Lucky: But we’re destined soulmates! Like cats!
Firefox: DID YOU JUST USE THE WORD CAT? WHAT IF I SAID HORSE TO YOU HUH?
Lucky: uh oops sorry
Firefox: Lookie here, just because we were adopted for this reason, you’re going to need to prove your worth! I need gifts, and I don’t mean fat ass hamsters.
Lucky: But I like hamsters! If I give you ants can you give me a hamster?
Mailbox: Psst hey hey guess what?
We’re about to lose the mailman?
Mailbox: I got a present for Diella…
OH HELL NAW
I agree with you James. He was kind of nice while he lasted.
He wasn’t like that other girl.
Mailbox: heeeeeyyyy pst hhheeeeyyyy
Mailman: I GOT THE CAKE. *holding on for dear life*
Coco: *doing its best to spit him out*
Racoon: This is entertainement at its finest guys.
I tried to get him inside. I swear.
Catarina: Ugh, I don’t want to deal with this.
Catarina: NOM NOM METAL
Guys. Guys please. -_-
No surprise here, Cat won…
I’m already feeling bad enough of trying to court James and ridiculously failing-
Catarina: How is it that he’s resisting me right now? HOW?
I don’t need to deal with you destroying the house LUCKY
Lucky: Oh you’re talking to me? Oh shush, I’m not doing anything. I WAS NEVER HERE
OH MY DAMN. Thank you Firefox, I just remembered I get five points thanks to Diella existing.
Surprisingly enough I haven’t had a lot of fails recently…let’s hope I didn’t just jinx myself.
Haha this is about the time I left on a random three week holiday. Back to them sims now!
Yes this picture was very very necessary.
Lucky: I don’t like your couch.
Your squished face annoys me.
Lucky: You’re mean!
I’m serious guys. That face is not normal from most angles.
Lucky: > 😦
I forgot you gave birth to another one Catarina.
Catarina: Wow. Good job.
But really, seems I’m not the only one who forgot…
Rham: Ahhhh he’s crying!
Brittney: Pass him over already! I know what he needs!
Daniel: I just wanna play with da blocks D:
Lucky is going for it again.
Lucky: I don’t think this is going to go well.
Firefox: ME NEITHER. I’m feeling a little CRANKY
Firefox: *brain short circuits* CR…CRA…CRANKY
Lucky: …is this normal for females?
UH not usually. I don’t think so >_>
Lucky: *tries anyway* I hate dogs!
Firefox: I NEED TO DESTROY SOMETHING AND YOU’RE IN MY WAY. 1+1= YOUR DEATH
Okay okay just leave her be!
James is such a soldier in this game save, it’s amusing.
Bunny: A very stinky soldier.
Alright! James will be our 7/10! Let’s do this!
You’re such a tease James. You accept her flirt and then instantly run off claiming this was the worst date ever.
Lucky: Something smells—ew
I was trying to save you from being a paint slave but if you do it yourself…
Catarina: The desire to paint was too strong. IT NEEDED TO BE DONE. Watch the masterpiece become.
Lucky: I think you look like really pretty autumn leaf!
Firefox: Oh my…finally something I like to hear! And you look like a sprinkler 😀
*105 crashes later*
*insert unhappy face here*
Oh wait I think I got a gif for this.
THIS IS NOT COOL GAME.
You can’t do this to me. You can’t have this UNBELIEVABLE 1 year and a half record of not crashing on my 8 generation long save, yet crash every 30 SECONDS on my THREE GEN long save. THAT’S NOT FAIR.
I knew I was at my limit when my game crash during build mode. SOMETHING mind you THAT HAS NEVER ever HAPPENED to me before. I’m just going a little CRAZY with frustration here.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT!?
Catarina: OH MY GAWD STOP SCREAMING! If you dare say you give up on us after one month I’m going to knock you out.
Well no, I WAS having fun. Instead I’m gonna move. Stay in the same city, but move to a smaller lot. I think this huge lot may be part of the problem.
THIS BETTER FRICKING WORK *at wits end with damn crashes*
Could’ve all been the dogs’ fault too, who knows
ALL HAS BEEN DELETED
Catarina: It’s all your fault grandpa! You freeloader! Coulda had that huge house forever!
Bunny: WHUT, I work you know! Compared to you!
Rham: I want that baby 😦
Brittney: Really Rham? Wait till we’re at the new house kay?
Daniel: *just chilling*
Guess I could’ve moved to another town, but…I don’t want to leave all them genetics behind…
You can keep your filthy innards to yourself.
Mailbox: I’ll mail ‘em to you
NO, REALLY DON’T.
Rham: I is UNRENDERED!
Catarina: NO. I REFUSE!
Sorry hon, but I’m putting all my chances on me side.
Though I guess this is a tad small…
Meh, we can have elevators and stuff.
Thank you for chucking Diella on the floor Britt. You know, the baby I keep forgetting exists.
Rham: I can’t find the house…
AND THEN IT SNOWED.
That’s some wonderful timing right there game. Really.
Catarina: DAD SO HELP ME GOD. IM NOT LIVING HERE.
Rham: Where’s the house?
GEEZ, I’m getting on it, wait will ya?
*mid house building game crashes*
*one day later*—
Isn’t it gorgeous?? Look at that pool.
So yeah ran out of cash again.
BUT I REALLY NEEDED THAT POOL KAY
Lucky: I think you forgot something…NO DOG STUFF
Firefox: I don’t see the difference between inside and outside.
Catarina: I’m going to murder you in your sleep.
Rham: I like it!
A house of miracles! Barely took me two minutes! WAAAAA *flails*
Oh god, I need to calm down.
Firefox: Human. I need a dog bowl.
Rham: But…we don’t have any money left.
Firefox: SACRIFICE A COUNTER I DON’T CARE. FOOD.
Just eat cake, there’s still leftovers.
Brittney: I don’t know what to do with my life.
Bunny: IM BLIND. Who turned out the lights?
Daniel: No lights!
WHAT IS THIS. I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS.
Satan: I got tired of waiting in the mailbox.
Yeah named it satan…LOOK AT ITS COLORS
This is a whole lot funnier than it should be XD
And to think I felt bad when James broke up with Kyxa…
You know that baby I keep forgetting exists? Well apparently it’s got a birthday thing going on…
See? Cat has her birthday face on.
GUYS, GUYS LOOK
ISN’T SHE PRETTY!?
All sparkly and stuff?
Okay okay, here’s a CAS pic.
Luke’s daughter eh…
Luke’s hair and her mama’s eyes.
I’m so sorry for neglecting you all this time!
Diella: Plz refrain from speaking to me from now on.
Rham: IM A GRANDPA! *such happy*
Hon, you’ve been grandpa for a very long time now to a lot of children…
I think old age is affecting him.
Diella: Satan. I decree on this patch of dirty grass that our souls are FOREVER bound together.
Satan: I am okay with this.
Daniel: This tiny thing is an ant, and this is a beetle and this is a bacteria…
OMG THE DOGS DOGGY PADDLE
I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS A THING
Bunny: I do not look like a mailman T^T
Wow, didn’t realize how much Lucky and Rham match…
Firefox is getting some serious mood changes. Pregnancy hormones?
Lucky: Pee puddle!
Firefox: NOT ITS NOT A PEE PUDDLE. You don’t get to play in the pee puddle.
Lucky: But you said-
Firefox: IT IS NOT A PEE PUDDLE.
Didier threw a party and he apparently lives with Carly.
CARLY! Long time no see!
Carly: OH SHOOT. HER CLOTHES ARE PRETTIER THAN MINE.
Carly: *instant change* NOT ANYMORE.
I only allowed Cat to come over here cause I thought James would show up. I’ve almost got him as a boyfriend!
But he didn’t because these parties are lame.
I disctintively remember you NOT having an imaginary friend!
Daniel: My insect experiments were a success!
*after three failed attempts at getting James to stay longer than two minutes*
I’m not following anything this chapter!! When did it become your birthday kid!?
Daniel: That birthday cake is mine 😀
The miracle of growing up.
Oops! And here I thought you were a boy all along!
Daniel: Haha, just fix me.
Added trait: Good
And we all know the good ones are the poorest ones…
Daniel: I have freckles now.
You look adorable now.
Okay, I think that’s enough now.
Self-wetting: 49 x -5 = -245
Failing school : 3 x -5 = -15
NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5
Passing Out: 104 x -5 = -490
Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 4 x +5 = +20
Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 1 x +40 = +40
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 2 x +10 = +20
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 3 x +5 = +15
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 0 x +20 = 0