The SANE are a dying species

Edit: HIYA BEEN AWHILE. Why? Three good reasons, let me spell it out for you in wondrous detail.

  • I went on a three week holiday and had a shit ton of fun
  • I got back only to discover this particular game save had developed an annoying liking to CRASHING every 30 SECONDS. Makes most people go “SCREW THIS I’LL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW”
  • Well you know the usual LIFE

 

Anywho here it is, I’ve managed to put this together. Here take it. TAKE IT.

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5/10 guys! WOOT ALMOST THERE.

So last chapter this cutie pie was born. Daniel!

I was a little reluctant at first, but he’s definitely grown on me. 😀

He looks a little like….James no? Just with green skin? *cough cough*

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Also last chapter a party room happened.

I reintroduced ‘juice’ and Britt went crazy.

Brittney: You never let me have any when I was torch holder! What do you expect!?

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Catarina: *zooms by so fast even her thought bubble can’t keep up*

Bubble: WAIT *out of breath* I…CANT….KEEP…UP

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I nearly had a heartattack from this screenshot.

Not because Catarina decides to vomit in the one toilet with the unfinished bathroom, but because of the fire in the background. I was convinced Rham had set the place on fire.

Rham: >.> *takes juice*

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Daniel: My imaginary friend is hwungry grandma! *pulls on hair*

Brittney: 😡 my hair! This is why I careered for most of my torch holder reign.

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Oh wow, I didn’t see them getting back together at all.

Luke: IM SO SORRY ;-;

Bree: It’s okay *pats head* I know how horrible that side of the family can be.

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BOBBING APPLES. You guys are precious.

Rham: HALP ITS EATING MY FACE

Brittney: *blows bubbles*

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Boo: I heard you were looking for one night stands.

Catarina: Believe me, I wouldn’t choose you if there were more options out there.

Boo: Heh heh, I saw your mom when she was baby and now I’m going to date her daughter. >:D

JUST FORGET YOU HAVE A KID WITH CRYSTAL UHUH

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Boo: HITTING PEOPLE IN THE HEAD WITH PILLOWS! YEAH

Catarina: Oh god I want to chomp his head off >B|

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And then the creepy bastard does this.

Boo: HEY BABY. Thought we should reforge old-

Brittney: I DON’T REMEMBER YOU. GO DIE IN A HOLE. *hangs up*

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Oh look! It’s Daniel!

Daniel: Me again?

Okay yes, I’m really starting to find him darn adorable.

It’s not a legacy without a few toddler spams eh?

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Oh wow, Charlie got yet ANOTHER spawn.

This is Robert their third.

Charlie gave birth to his twin Cam. >.>

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Catarina: LOOK AT IT. VERY CLOSELY.

Boo: What am I seeing here? If this is a prank I recommend you swallow your phone.

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Catarina: *slaps face with phone*

Boo: AH PHONE COOTIES

Catarina: How dare you! *grabs shirt and shoves phone in mouth*

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Catarina: There tastes delicious don’t it?

Boo: OH MY GAWD YOU MAD WOMAN we might actually get along

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Catarina: Well then here have a gift.

Boo: What is it?

Catarina: A picture of me and Gaston kissing.

Boo: I DON’T LIKE IT

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Oops

This is going to be harder than I thought.

AND I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE INNAPROPRIATE BOO. I was spot on.

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OMG SHE’S PREGNANT.

Who didn’t see that coming?

Now that we’ve changed into a more expandable attire for the baby, let’s go find Boo again.

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LOOK AT THESE THREE GREEN DARLINGS

Catarina: Dad. Give me Daniel. He needs to sleep.

Daniel: I’m ttiiiiyyyyyaaaaddd D:

Rham: Nuuuu I like him!

Catarina: Daaaadddd

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Rham: NUUU *runs off*

Daniel: *so fast his shoulder melts with his grandpa’s*

Catarina: YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN?

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Eventually Rham gave up when Daniel impaled him with his need to go to bed.

Catarina: Mama’s gonna save you Daniel, no worries.

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Apparently Brittney had a little tantrum.

Brittney: EVERYONE IS HOGGING DANIEL *kicks 3*

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2: FUCK

1: HAHAHAHA

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Brittney: Okay. Im good now. Time to get some juice.

2: MY LEEEEGGGSS

1: I love this place.

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Boo: TICKLE TICKLE

Daniel: *cutest laugh ever I bet*

Boo: I bet you wouldn’t laugh as much if I ripped out your heart 😀

BOO STOP IT

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Catarina : *two seconds away from wrapping this up with damn Boo*

Rham: A BOY. YOU TALKING TO MY GIRL?

Boo: OK. I DON’T LIKE YOU.

Catarina: Dad if you don’t screw off right now I’m going to murder you and blame it on pregnancy hormones.

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AFTER DAYS AND DAYS, WE FINALLY SEAL THE DAMN DEAL.

Catarina: *face meld*

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WOAH CÉDRIC CALM DOWN.

I just reached 6/10, be patient here.

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You guys are doing this on purpose to give Boo some time before I destroy him.

But Calliope got twins, good for her.

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Catarina: HAHA EAT MY HUNGER BUBBLE! Like we’d ever even stay together, lmao

Boo: You suck. I hate you.

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Boo: *runs* ILL REMEMBER THIS

Catarina: Alright, cake time.

Daniel: Clink ching, have some phosphoric acid tea friend 😀

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Daniel: Sworry if you wanted some voice! My friend doesn’t like to share 😀

…I’m good.

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So apparently it was halloween…yeah…

Lindsay: Took him long enough to get here.

Tim: Did you see the size of this place??

Rham: Where are the adults? 😀

Lindsay: Forgot them in a ditch.

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Tim: OH THANK YOU SO MUCH. My mom doesn’t feed us anymore ever since she found out dad is your daughter’s next target 😀

Lindsay: IM NEXT. FOOD.

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Rham: Those eyes seem familiar…

Lindsay: That’s normal they’re yours! I’m one of your grandchildren that you never visit. GRANDPA.

Rham: o:

Lindsay: Charlie’s kid. Now give me candy.

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Phone: We’ll definitely give you a dog ma’am! But uh…we’ll wait till you’re done.

Catarina: Done whut?

Phone: Uh…you know…being in pain?

Catarina: I don’t know what you’re talking about it.

Phone: I currently have the urge to scream and gesture at you uselessly.

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Catarina: OKAY I UNDERSTAND NOW

Baby #2!!!

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Catarina: Yay! The invisible baby I always wanted!

…>_> (about the moment Carly decided to give birth to a Gaston spawn)

Wait for it…

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There we go.

Diella Idanezy,

Traits: Clumsy and insane

Fav food: Lobster

Fav music: Somber vibes or something

Fav color: The same as her mum, irish green

And yes, Luke’s daughter 😀

Not that we’re gonna tell him either.

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Also the dog Catarina managed to adopt before she gave birth 😀

His name is Lucky Charms because…damn that cereal.

Lucky: HEY GUYS

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Catarina: Dog. We’re off to a bad start.

Lucky: Finally imma get some real food…a chicken leg here and there…

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Catarina: Get off my damn bed or you’re getting a chicken leg stuffed up your ass.

Lucky: THAT’S NOT HOW I WANTED MY FIRST CHICKEN LEG *hops off*

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Catarina: You’re only purpose here is to breed! I already adopted your mate, so no misbehaving! Got it? I AM YOUR MASTER

Lucky: >.>

I’ve been wanting a pet for a long time now….

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Oooh we have a visitor 😀

Lucky: Master! Master! Can I say hi to my mate?

Catarina: *waves off* So, new sim eh? You’ve come at a fantastic time….did you know I just got out of a relationship?

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Everyone say hi to Firefox, because…internet.

Lucky: Heeelllloooo

Firefox: *avoids* Boy we just met.

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Lucky: But we’re destined soulmates! Like cats!

Firefox: DID YOU JUST USE THE WORD CAT? WHAT IF I SAID HORSE TO YOU HUH?

Lucky: uh oops sorry

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Firefox: Lookie here, just because we were adopted for this reason, you’re going to need to prove your worth! I need gifts, and I don’t mean fat ass hamsters.

Lucky: But I like hamsters! If I give you ants can you give me a hamster?

Firefox: T_T

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Mailbox: Psst hey hey guess what?

We’re about to lose the mailman?

Mailbox: I got a present for Diella…

OH HELL NAW

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I agree with you James. He was kind of nice while he lasted.

He wasn’t like that other girl.

Mailbox: heeeeeyyyy pst hhheeeeyyyy

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Mailman: I GOT THE CAKE. *holding on for dear life*

Coco: *doing its best to spit him out*

Racoon: This is entertainement at its finest guys.

James: *burning*

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Well fuck.

I tried to get him inside. I swear.

Catarina: Ugh, I don’t want to deal with this.

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Catarina: NOM NOM METAL

Guys. Guys please. -_-

No surprise here, Cat won…

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DOG

I’m already feeling bad enough of trying to court James and ridiculously failing-

Catarina: How is it that he’s resisting me right now? HOW?

I don’t need to deal with you destroying the house LUCKY

Lucky: Oh you’re talking to me? Oh shush, I’m not doing anything. I WAS NEVER HERE

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OH MY DAMN. Thank you Firefox, I just remembered I get five points thanks to Diella existing.

+5

Surprisingly enough I haven’t had a lot of fails recently…let’s hope I didn’t just jinx myself.

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Haha this is about the time I left on a random three week holiday. Back to them sims now!

Yes this picture was very very necessary.

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Lucky: I don’t like your couch.

Your squished face annoys me.

Lucky: You’re mean!

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I’m serious guys. That face is not normal from most angles.

Lucky: > 😦

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OH MAN

I forgot you gave birth to another one Catarina.

Catarina: Wow. Good job.

Sorry Diella.

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But really, seems I’m not the only one who forgot…

Rham: Ahhhh he’s crying!

Brittney: Pass him over already! I know what he needs!

Daniel: I just wanna play with da blocks D:

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Lucky is going for it again.

Lucky: I don’t think this is going to go well.

Firefox: ME NEITHER. I’m feeling a little CRANKY

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Firefox: *brain short circuits* CR…CRA…CRANKY

Lucky: …is this normal for females?

UH not usually. I don’t think so >_>

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Lucky: *tries anyway* I hate dogs!

Firefox: I NEED TO DESTROY SOMETHING AND YOU’RE IN MY WAY. 1+1= YOUR DEATH

Okay okay just leave her be!

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James is such a soldier in this game save, it’s amusing.

Bunny: A very stinky soldier.

Alright! James will be our 7/10! Let’s do this!

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Or not.

You’re such a tease James. You accept her flirt and then instantly run off claiming this was the worst date ever.

REALLY JAMES

Lucky: Something smells—ew

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I was trying to save you from being a paint slave but if you do it yourself…

Catarina: The desire to paint was too strong. IT NEEDED TO BE DONE. Watch the masterpiece become.

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Lucky: I think you look like really pretty autumn leaf!

Firefox: Oh my…finally something I like to hear! And you look like a sprinkler 😀

Lucky: Uh…thanks?

*game crashes*

*crashes  again*

*crash*

*CRASH*

*105 crashes later*

*insert unhappy face here*

Oh wait I think I got a gif for this.

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THIS IS NOT COOL GAME.

You can’t do this to me. You can’t have this UNBELIEVABLE 1 year and a half record of not crashing on my 8 generation long save, yet crash every 30 SECONDS on my THREE GEN long save. THAT’S NOT FAIR.

I knew I was at my limit when my game crash during build mode. SOMETHING mind you THAT HAS NEVER ever HAPPENED to me before. I’m just going a little CRAZY with frustration here.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT!?

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Catarina: OH MY GAWD STOP SCREAMING! If you dare say you give up on us after one month I’m going to knock you out.

Well no, I WAS having fun. Instead I’m gonna move. Stay in the same city, but move to a smaller lot. I think this huge lot may be part of the problem.

THIS BETTER FRICKING WORK *at wits end with damn crashes*

Could’ve all been the dogs’ fault too, who knows

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ALL HAS BEEN DELETED

Catarina: It’s all your fault grandpa! You freeloader! Coulda had that huge house forever!

Bunny: WHUT, I work you know! Compared to you!

Rham: I want that baby 😦

Brittney: Really Rham? Wait till we’re at the new house kay?

Daniel: *just chilling*

Guess I could’ve moved to another town, but…I don’t want to leave all them genetics behind…

AND CEDRIC

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BYE MAILBOX

You can keep your filthy innards to yourself.

Mailbox: I’ll mail ‘em to you

NO, REALLY DON’T.

Rham: I is UNRENDERED!

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Catarina: NO. I REFUSE!

Sorry hon, but I’m putting all my chances on me side.

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Though I guess this is a tad small…

Meh, we can have elevators and stuff.

Thank you for chucking Diella on the floor Britt. You know, the baby I keep forgetting exists.

Rham: I can’t find the house…

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AND THEN IT SNOWED.

That’s some wonderful timing right there game. Really.

*applauds*

Diella:

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Catarina: DAD SO HELP ME GOD. IM NOT LIVING HERE.

Rham: Where’s the house?

GEEZ, I’m getting on it, wait will ya?

*mid house building game crashes*

*eye twitch*

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*one day later*—

IM DONE

Isn’t it gorgeous?? Look at that pool.

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>_>

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<_<

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Hrm…

So yeah ran out of cash again.

BUT I REALLY NEEDED THAT POOL KAY

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Lucky: I think you forgot something…NO DOG STUFF

Oops

Firefox: I don’t see the difference between inside and outside.

Catarina: I’m going to murder you in your sleep.

Rham: I like it!

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*le gasp*

A house of miracles! Barely took me two minutes! WAAAAA *flails*

Oh god, I need to calm down.

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Firefox: Human. I need a dog bowl.

Rham: But…we don’t have any money left.

Firefox: SACRIFICE A COUNTER I DON’T CARE. FOOD.

Just eat cake, there’s still leftovers.

Firefox: FOOD

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THERE HAPPY?

Brittney: I don’t know what to do with my life.

Bunny: IM BLIND. Who turned out the lights?

Daniel: No lights!

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WOAH

WHAT IS THIS. I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS.

Satan: I got tired of waiting in the mailbox. >:D

Yeah named it satan…LOOK AT ITS COLORS

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is a whole lot funnier than it should be XD

And to think I felt bad when James broke up with Kyxa…

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SO UH

You know that baby I keep forgetting exists? Well apparently it’s got a birthday thing going on…

>_>

See? Cat has her birthday face on.

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Meanwhile…

PUPPY-MAKING

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GUYS, GUYS LOOK

ISN’T SHE PRETTY!?

All sparkly and stuff?

Okay okay, here’s a CAS pic.

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O.o

Luke’s daughter eh…

Luke’s hair and her mama’s eyes.

She’s gorgeous!

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I’m so sorry for neglecting you all this time!

Diella: Plz refrain from speaking to me from now on.

…sorry -_-

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Rham: IM A GRANDPA! *such happy*

Hon, you’ve been grandpa for a very long time now to a lot of children…

I think old age is affecting him.

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Diella: Satan. I decree on this patch of dirty grass that our souls are FOREVER bound together.

Satan: I am okay with this.

Daniel: This tiny thing is an ant, and this is a beetle and this is a bacteria…

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OMG THE DOGS DOGGY PADDLE

I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS A THING

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Firefox: MAILMAN

Bunny: I do not look like a mailman T^T

Wow, didn’t realize how much Lucky and Rham match…

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Firefox is getting some serious mood changes. Pregnancy hormones?

Lucky: Pee puddle!

Firefox: NOT ITS NOT A PEE PUDDLE. You don’t get to play in the pee puddle.

Lucky: But you said-

Firefox: IT IS NOT A PEE PUDDLE.

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Didier threw a party and he apparently lives with Carly.

CARLY! Long time no see!

Carly: OH SHOOT. HER CLOTHES ARE PRETTIER THAN MINE.

Yup.

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Carly: *instant change* NOT ANYMORE.

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I only allowed Cat to come over here cause I thought James would show up. I’ve almost got him as a boyfriend!

But he didn’t because these parties are lame.

BYE NOW

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OKAY OKAY

I disctintively remember you NOT having an imaginary friend!

Daniel: My insect experiments were a success!

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*after three failed attempts at getting James to stay longer than two minutes*

WOAH WOAH

I’m not following anything this chapter!! When did it become your birthday kid!?

Daniel: That birthday cake is mine 😀

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The miracle of growing up.

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Oops! And here I thought you were a boy all along!

Daniel: Haha, just fix me.

Firefox: CHUCKLE

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Added trait: Good

And we all know the good ones are the poorest ones…

Daniel: I have freckles now.

You look adorable now.

Okay, I think that’s enough now.

 

Self-wetting: 49 x -5 = -245

Failing school : 3 x -5 = -15

NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5

Passing Out: 104 x -5 = -490

Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 4 x +5 = +20

Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 1 x +40 = +40

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 2 x +10 = +20

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 3 x +5 = +15

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0

Every 100,000$: 0 x +20 = 0

TOTAL: -615

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Comments on: "3.3 – Lucky Charms, Firefox and something I keep forgetting" (8)

  1. Wow, your spares are having so many babies! Mine are boring in comparison; the only one with a significant other is the one who got the girlfriend at prom. No babies, no new RIs.

    The interference by the other idiots is why I have my simmies do most dating out of the house; they always flock around the visitor!

    Brilliant picture of Coco spitting out the mailman, you must have great reflexes 🙂

    Lucky does have a weird face; but that’s part of the fun with pets, they can look weird as.

    OMG, Diella is so adorable! I always knew Terreys made pretty kids 😀 Daniel is cute also, love the freckles!

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    • It’s great that they’re spawning like rabbits! But now it’s doubtful I’ll not find any idanezy genes when looking for spouses….XD
      It’s weird, the other idiots just go about their own business most of the time! Yet the guests suddenly decide the whole thing sucked ass and leave…
      Oh uh…*cough cough* Yes, that screenshot was all talent! It was not pure luck at all…
      Heh heh, so far I adore the kids! And different father annihalates the possibility of clones.

      Like

  2. For having it on a small lot I really like the house. When I first started with two stories in and ISBI I found it hard to keep switching between the floors to keep finding everyone but got use to it pretty quickly.

    I love the dogs, and their names. Both of the children are super adorable. The vote is going to be so hard. It seems like as generations go on the children get better and better looking XD.

    Glad you had an awesome time on your vacation! I love getting away for a bit. I am totally jealous you had three weeks of it! We started our count down till we go to New York on our Trip. I think it’s 5 weeks from yesterday.

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    • Yeah, I usually prefer huge lots because I want to avoid several floors, but at least when you have more than one floor it only loads the one you’re at so it saves some time. And anyway it seems everybody refuses to go upstairs unless they’re sleepy.
      It’s the impression I’m getting too! Them kids are getting more and more adorable! We’re finally getting some diversity in here.
      Yeah, sometimes you just need that extra vacation where you deconnect from everything. Ooh New York? That’ll be exciting 😀

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  3. Kater Creation said:

    I was reading somewhere that if you have too many Sims in one town, it can cause crashing… My game started crashing a lot, I dont have much CC or Mods. I used Razor to help with my games. Its been a long time since it crash. I’m on gen 3, and my game crash a lot! I may killed off few Sims *Evil laugh*. Since then, the game doesn’t crash. Its worth a try.

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  4. What painting replacement mod do you use? It’s so cool! I love the octopus sushi. XD
    JAMES! Nice to see you’re not easy, but jeez, a little compassion for the legacy, hey?
    The kids are so pretty this gen! So much diversity!

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