The SANE are a dying species

3.6 – RAWR

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Hmm smart or stupid?

Diella: Smart obviously.

Being over your death place doesn’t traumatize you?

Diella: Can’t let a little thing like that scare me.

I see.

3: I GOT BACK UP

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Hrm, we’re still at the beginning guys.

Rham: Kiddo, why u sleep?

-5

Cédric: I don’t know what to do…

Brittney: Hmm smells delicious!

OH geez don’t tell me you’re eating the rotten sushi? I know we’re out of cake but COME ON.

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Brittney: Del-urgh-icious!

Are you trying to kill yourself with food poisoning?

Brittney: No…>_>

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I don’t take enough pictures of these puppies!

Panpard is so cute…

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I’d be overjoyed that Daniel was sleeping if Bunny wasn’t about to pass out and if Daniel wasn’t in his sister’s bed.

Do you feel better sleeping under the unicorn?

Daniel: No! My bed is just uncomfortable, it’s like sleeping on a rock!

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Diella: It’s cause Daniel took my bed!

-5

You could’ve just taken his.

Diella: That rock he calls a bed? Naw

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*rages at the sky*

Unicorn : Imma so beautiful *mane flip*

-5

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I got so pissed I decided to go ahead and get him to eat the cowplant cake, but LOW AND BEHOLD, the option is simply not there.

Yet everyone else in the entire household can totally go eat the cake. Only Bunny has achieved an immunity! RAR

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This is getting old REALLY FAST GUYS.

-5

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*shakes fist in the air*

Brittney: You’re asking an old woman to go all the way to the third floor!

I bought you an elevator!

-5

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Rham: I think I could make the walk up to the bedroom. Yup, I’m going to try it.

YOU’VE GOT THIS

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I BELIEVE IN YOU, GO GO

1: Me and the seed as well!

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Rham: I’m on the third floor!

And I forgot how unsafe these stairs were! Oops, someone could fall off.

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Rham you’re almost there!

Rham: gah! The door is eating my leg!

Fight it!

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Brittney: I DID MY BEST

We were busy encouraging your husband here.

-5

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…he never went to bed.

Rham: Something much more important is happening! *changed to formal*

BUT YOU WERE GOING TO BED

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Cédric: Look at it, my awesomeness is spilling out in confetti.

*facepalm*

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OF COURSE

Cédric: JUST GOT AN ITCHY BEHIND NOTHING TO SEE HERE

>_>

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Rham: Why u looking at me weird boy? I’m just standing here.

-5

Daniel: Diana is crying again…does she ever stop?

Diana: ATTENTION CITIZENS, WARNING WARNING

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Bunny: KAPLUNK

-5

Brittney: so much…CRYING

Diella: If you ask me to I’ll eat her grandma. I’ll cut her up, and boil her on the stove and then add some seasoning and-

OKAY WOAH

Before that, concentrate on killing Bunny. Wouldn’t it be nice if I could kill him without losing points? At this point I don’t think it would change much however.

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Diella: Grandma tripped mezzz

Brittney: NOPE. DOOR. Nope.

Bunny: How am I supposed to pass out with all this noise!?

Cédric: Did you guys know I graduated? Isn’t it awesome?

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Diana: Mother do you realize what you have done? You have brought her back to life.

Catarina:

Diana: Whatever you do don’t tell her I celebrated her death.

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Diana: WHATEVER YOU DO. Or else you’ll surely find a dead toddler in the toybox with the flame thrower.

We have a flame thrower?

Diana: If you value my life!

Catarina: Ready for bed yet?

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Hmm, okay I decided to change the house a bit. Moving to sunset I got a slightly bigger lot so I decided to ‘transfer’ the third floor, and upgrade the back yard.

See?

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The ‘third’ floor. The random bed is Bunny’s because HE DOESN’T DESERVE A ROOM.

Also, I spotted people I don’t remember inviting in the other screenshot.

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We have maids!? How and when did this happen!?

Gregoire: Brunehilde called us. Told us your house was an absolute disaster.

Girl: CAKE

Annnd we’re about to lose one.

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Oh, but wait no she was stinky!

Hrm, it’d be nice if the cowplant actually ate someone for once. Such a picky eater.

Gregoire: Windows are pretty! All’s good! *trips over chew toy*

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Oh my, did you just pick that up and actually place it in the box IN A USEFUL MANNER?

Gregoire: UH no. It’s stuck in my hand. I need surgery! I’ll take this 125$ as compensation. Bye.

Girl: ME TOO BYE. Cowplant near death fees. 125$

GOOD RIDDANCE.

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Oh, we didn’t see this coming right guys? Better appreciate this one Cat, it’s most likely your last one!

Catarina: Rotten pancakes?

UM NO. That’s not…oh whatever.

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-5

Brriiiiitttt do something plz 😥

Bunny: I was going to the bathroom, why am I here?

Diella: Heh heh

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Diella: I LOVE THIS SCREAMING KID REALLY

That face is a horrible display of sarcasm.

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Rotten pancakes?

Diella: Nope, they’re not.

The fact that in this particular screenshot we don’t see the noxious fumes DOES NOT change the fact that these are downright expired.

Diella: How about you stop nagging me and go drown Bunny in the pool or something! I know from experience how horrible this is.

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Daniel: I couldn’t get down! I was afraid of jumping….

-5

How horrible is it that if you hadn’t peed yourself I would’ve never found you here and wondered, How the hell did you get up there?? And how the hell did I forget to delete those tiles??

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2x -5

That’s horrible guys, passing out at the same time really?

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, Diella carried out a sentence for you Bunny!

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And it shall be carried out once people STOP passing out.

Diella: I just wanted to see Cédric’s hat thing, but he kept whipping the yellow thing at me!

-5

Cédric: I don’t recall this.

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THERE WE GO

Bunny: *final thought of his great grand daughter screaming her head off*

Diana: SINGING ABOUT LIFE AND DEATH

1: I’ve been destroyed. Restore me for 1000$!

NO

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1: Please?

I’m trying to commit murder here.

Bunny: Oh no! Where did the ladder go?

I don’t know! Well damn…*sarcasm*

Helifire: I’m watching something I shouldn’t be…

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Bunny: OH NO, IM DROWNING *grabs side*

What are you doing?

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GRRR, forgot about this since Diella managed to DROWN. D:<

Bunny: I’m tired, think I’m gonna take a nap now.

Oh no no no, I am determined to destroy you.

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THERE.

The philosopher’s stone.

I hear you can die from this, never actually used this before…well I think this is a great first try!

Diella: Rotten pancakes are coming back up!!

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Bunny: 200 year old flowers, turn into gold! *crazy arm waving*

Crystal: I dare say, I do like flowers.

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OH, gold…

Bunny: Yay! 102$ for me!

You mean for me?

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Okay so this is actually the third object we’re trying to get to backfire on Bunny, but this particular shot is for Britt in the background. Our dear Britt.

Diella: Grandma no! I’m trying to pee, go pass out in the hallway!!

-5

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GUH GOLD AGAIN

If it wasn’t just 100$ I might be a little happier.

Also;

Rham: *Diana’s screaming broke his eardrums, and made him pass out*

-5

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YESH, the apple works people. Apples work!

Bunny: Eh! *cough cough*

Diella: Something interesting is happening!

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Bunny: My body is freezing into place! I can’t move! D:

Diella: Oh well, not that interesting.

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MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

YOU DESERVED IT. You’ve caused me so much trouble Bunny. Maybe now my game’ll run smoother too.

Hmm, I’m tempted to take away points now, but the rules say ‘Accidental deaths’ and this was far from accidental. I’m a stickler for the written rules, so…I don’t think I need to take away any points 😉

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Diella: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

The appearance of the grim reaper scared the pee out of you?

Diella: I SAID THAT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

-5

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Reaper: Heh heh, haven’t done one of these in a while. What is with that crying baby?

I don’t know, Cat’s supposed to be taking care of her right now, but she sort of glitched so Diana is just dying on the ground.

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Diella is the only one who came to cry for him.

Though really, I don’t think she’s ‘crying’.

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Diella: SUCH SADNESS THAT YOU WOULD DIE. Oh and no one’s going to revive you with a lamp. TOO BAD.

Love you dearie.

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Diella: SO SAD, my great grandpa died because of an unfortunate accident!

Bunny: Don’t kill me, my great grandchildren need me! I still have a lot to live for!

Reaper: I dunno, the sarcasm waves are rolling heavily behind me.

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Diella: The joy was overwhelming.

I understand.

-5

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And then two seconds later…

Catarina: Diana you’re going to be a big sister 😀

Brittney: DADDY HAD TO DIE SO THIS BABY COULD BE BORN

No, I’ve actually got a cheat for that. He had to die, because he was a troublesome sim who killed your grand-daughter and refused to acknowledge his fairy identity.

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Diella: I think my sad moodlet is about to leave. You just need to get rid of that statue now so he’s completely gone from our lives.

Exactly what I was planning to do.

Thing is, I sold him for 50 000$ (hell yeah), but then he reappeared. So I sold him again, and he reappeared. So I went into build mode, actually scared he might be glitching on me. (keepig him and selling him continuously would’ve been the equivalent of ‘motherlode’) I sold him in build mode and then he finally disappeared.

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But in the end…196 605$!!!!

Which means I get points! Your death really was worth it Bunny!

+20

And 4 000$ more and I get another +20…

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And then four seconds later, Lucky Fox finally grew up 😀

Fox: The tingles! HERE IT COMES!

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Fox: KAPASH

He looks like that llama in the picture…

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No really, see?

Fox: I HAS GROWN

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Fox: I is so beautiful

>_>

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And then he poofed to an appropriate shape!

Isn’t he gorgeous?

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He’s got his dad’s face problems, but nonetheless he’s a nice fluffy dog 😀

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Brittney: Too much excitement

-5

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OKAY, my torch holder is passing out right now BECAUSE of Diana.

Diana can scream so loud it doesn’t matter where anyone is in the house, THEY’LL HEAR IT. So sleeping is out of the question.

-5

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I’m actually so relieved about this.

-5

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Cédric: You’re going to be a big brother Daniel, you happy?

Daniel: I’m already a big brother, mr. I-married-my-mom

…-_-

Cédric: What? No you aren’t…

Daniel: Well yeah, there’s Diana and Diella.

Cédric: That’s impossible, Diana is my half-sister and Diella died.

Daniel: …*sighs*

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I’d say Daniel is surprisingly normal, but I found him on the roof earlier, so no.

-5

And I really like how you guys managed to completely annihilate my +20 points in a matter of seconds.

Panpard: The rotten pancakes are gone! D:

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No, no! You already emptied the +20, no need to go any further!!

-5

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Cédric: It’s okay. I’m just faking. O_O

Okay…

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Diella: Daniel tripped me…zzz

-5

Daniel: Stop blaming everyone else for your problems!

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Daniel: You know what, if she’s ditching school. So am I.

I don’t know what to do with you guys anymore. *throws hands up in the air*

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Aww, this is so cute 😀

Helifire: Mommy prefer me anyway 😀

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I was looking at something cute. Why do I need to watch this?

Daniel: I was just so sad-

Don’t!

-5

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Ah gawd, cute things aren’t meant to last in this household.

Helifire: momma?

Firefox: Shhh *decapitates kid*

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Fox: You don’t need to come see me all the time old man. You can stay up in the heights for as long as you want!

-5

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Whenever I start thinking these sims don’t do shit on free will, someone like Diella starts burning simple to make muffins.

Diella: This is difficult work!! A very specific recipe is needed!

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Okay, so I decided something.

I decided I could use Rham’s and Britt’s happy points to buy them special rewards that help me out. I think I deserve a little help here, but only for the elders! I kind of want to see them do other stuff too. I won’t give this privilege to anyone who isn’t an elder. It’s like a reward for a long life of insanity!

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Oh. You’re back again. Huh, guess I must’ve called you or something.

Gregoire: I’ve taken the plates – disgusting things – and left the veggies. Veggies are important. EAT YOUR VEGGIES.

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Daniel: DON’T YOU KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP?

Diana: NO I DON’T

Lucky: Baseball! Baseball!

Fox: Dad I thought we could have a civilized conversat-

Lucky: BASEBALL

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Cédric: Still screaming? LOOK I CAN SCREAM TOO. Ah now my hands are stuck, THANK YOU.

Diana: Will you two numbnuts stop being stupid and bring me food already?? IM DYING

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Daniel: but great grandpa died 😦

Cédric: I’m sad about this two. I like fairies.

Diana:

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Love this kid right now.

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Diana: Hmph, crying about stupid stuff, no one cares about me, grrr *bites off head*

Well uh…first dollhouse use?

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-5

Isn’t it just weird how her hair has the power to go through the floor?

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Gregoire: My dream is to have a car so PAY UP

I wish I could say ‘NO CAUSE YOU DON’T DO SHIT’, but you actually do which is unbalancing me right here. Think you could fix the broken toilet and shower?

Gregoire: Do I have a car?

-_-

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Diana: You gave me food? Mother you are my ONE AND ONLY friend.

Catarina: Well I’m honored.

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Cédric: This baby of ours is not going to be creepy and screamy like that one. I swear it!

Catarina: Stop talking while we’re making out!

Diana: RAWR

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Diana: Heh heh! I IS EVIL

Decidedly…oh good news! She grows up in 2 days!

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Diana: Watch this dollhouse, watch this very closely. I is the only kid who can do this…

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Diana: *noms imaginary friend, who in this case REALLY is imaginary*

She actually looks more like she’s playing the guitar…

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Diana: MWAHAHAHAHAHA

OKAY, I’m scared now bye

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Oooh hoo hoo hoo, finally I catch a sim walking the plank!

There’s something I wanted to see…

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Yup, my sims have the ability to walk through roofs.

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Lucky: I misses the yellow fairy

No you don’t.

-5

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How to get your man to sleep?

Woohoo!

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OR NOT.

He got up out of the bed after the deed, went down the firepole, then went outside, all so he could pass out right beside the pool.

*shakes fist*

-5

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Diella: Finally, grandma I’ve been waiting forever to ask for a bedtime story, so much that I’m passing out right now!

-5

Brittney: I’m a busy woman.

No you aren’t.

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-5

T_T

There are limits to how many reactions one can have to this action.

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Daniel: Grandma…I waited…

-5

Okay, something serious needs to change here.

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The source of the problem!

Brittney: I just had to stop everything and cry over my dead daddy okay!

Cédric: I need a book too…

THE BOOKCASE.

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What could have possibly inspired me to buy such a horrid obect?

No matter, it has disappeared now. No more bedtime stories.

Brittney: MY DAD IS STILL DEAD

But at least he left us with 150 000$ no?

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Guess who’s aging up next?

Carebear!

I don’t know why she’s aging up before her twin Panpard, but meh *shrugs*

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Oh wait, we needed a series of Diella fails before this could happen.

-5

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I did say a series.

Diella: This is why I put on the dress.

-5

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Carebear: It’s coming! The sparkles are taking over!

Your cuteness is disappearing!

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Uh…you look just like your brother.

Carebear: AW THANKS

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But for real, Carebear has an almost identical morphology to her mom.

Carebear: Mum, I look like you for color blind people!

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Firefox: That’s great hon 😀

Lucky: More kids growing up! Finally, they’ll stop following me around -_-‘

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Rham: zzzI’m hidingzzz

-5

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Diella just REALLY wanted to go to school today.

Diella: I’m practicing for when my love life begins. *face meld kiss with school bus*

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And well Cédric is supposed to go to work, but LOOK AT THEM.

And he’s sleeping, so I’m not going to complain.

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Daniel: MY GREAT GRANDPA DIED

And that’s the excuse he used to not go to school today.

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Not that Britt was okay with that.

Brittney: What have I told you before!? And I knew him better than you did. OH DADDY

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Lucky: Gotta hate those llamas kid.

Panpard: You’re right daddy. What does a llama look like?

It’ll come back eventually I’m sure…

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Daniel: Too hard grandma…

Brittney: I just bonked him on the head for not going to school. I’m a weak woman, it can’t have hurt.

T_T

-5

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It’s sad that I’m noticing this now, but Lucky and Firefox kind of represent Cat and Cédric. Cédric is you know orange, and Cat has all of Lucky’s colors in her hair…

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Oh, oh! You naughty kid! You still found a way to get a bedtime story!

Gregoire: Good thing I always carry a manual on how to clean houses with me everywhere I go! That’ll be an extra 75$ for babysitting fees.

Now, very very soon, it’s supposed to finally be Diana’s birthday! But let me force give you a series of UNFORTUNATE fails.

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-6 x6

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HALLEJUAH

Diana: Finally, I will reign in the child world now. >:D

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Diana: This face will charm millions!

Clearly.

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Added trait: Mean-spirited

That fits crazy well.

Now let’s underp you with a makeover.

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Tada! Diana who’s pupils seem a little too apart for my taste…

And now this chapter has become much too huge, so let’s halt this here.

Next chapter: Daniel ages up (he only has a day left) and hopefully Cat gives birth to the last kid!

Self-wetting: 59 x -5 = -295

Failing school : 3 x -5 = -15

NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5

Passing Out: 153 x -5 = -765

Accidental Deaths: 1 x -10 = -10

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 5 x +5 = +25

Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 2 x +40 = +80

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 2 x +10 = +20

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 3 x +5 = +15

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0

Every 100,000$: 1 x +20 = +20

TOTAL: -900

Holy mother of god, this chapter has completely annihilated my points.

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Comments on: "3.6 – RAWR" (6)

  1. Ugh, I forgot Bunny was a fairy. Damn long lifespans. Wow, impressed that you managed to kill him using the Philosopher’s Stone, I’ve never managed that intentionally.

    OMG, so many fails… you really need a mod for less bedtime stories. It’s totally not cheating, since the coding is stupid. And dude, I use woohoo to get the spouses in bed all the time, weird that your simmies don’t stay there.

    Liked by 1 person

    • He sooo happily dead now!
      I KNOW, but deleting bookcases seems to work.
      I feel like my free will is broken. Brittney is always standing around like she’s got nothing to do.

      Like

  2. Kater Creation said:

    Is it sad, I’m glad Bunny is gone?

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Haha I can’t believe you managed to kill bunny. 3rd time is a charm I guess. Not only do I think it was the third time at the philosophers stone but the stone was your third option. I agree that he was costing you too many points lol. I was secretly hoping that he was glitching your other sims and that he was causing so many fails. Guess not.

    I laughed way too hard at Llama Fox. Is he the one you are keeping? Or are you keeping both? I can’t remember lol. I love fuzzy dogs, keep the fuzzy ones lol.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Huh, didn’t know it was actually supposed to be hard with the philosophers stone XD
      I love fuzzy dogs too! But yeah…I’m gonna have to get rid of a few….even if I don’t want to…

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