If you all knew the number of times this particular game save crashes on me, you would pity me more than you already do.
Welcome to another crazy chapter! Last chapter, Diana grew up!
Diana: Yup I did.
With the mean-spirited trait.
Diana: I’m too tired to be mean right now.
And well barely two seconds later…
Diella: Mum don’t panic, but Diana’s horrible growing up has caused you to go into premature labor.
Catarina: OH DAMN
And of course she was cooking and nobody is going to take her place SO THE WHOLE HOUSE IS GOING TO BURN DOWN WITH THE PREGNANT LADY FIRST
Cédric: Woah, take a chill pill. Get in the cake line, take it relax.
She’s giving birth.
Daniel: And I’m passing out.
Rham&Britt&Diella: He really did pass out.
Yes, that is so very clearly the most interesting thing here.
Catarina: STILL GIVING BIRTH
Brittney: Okay my turn!
Diana: I’m just going to stay in this area.
FINALLY, the baby is born and surprisingly enough the stove hasn’t caught fire…
He’s an insane neurotic sim. Taking after dead Bunny, may he never rest in peace.
Fav color: PINK
Fav food: Spaghetti
Fav music: Country
And now I finally give Diana her bed…in Diella’s room…because we know how well that’s going to end!
Diella: As long as I have a plant and she doesn’t, I’m happy.
Amestia: You can try and eat me, I don’t mind. Won’t work anyway, LOL
Coco: *would really like to eat something other than lollipops*
Catarina: Sleep well Desmond. Appreciate your caterpillar form.
Take your time ya know, the food is still on the stove.
Okay that was unnecessarily STRESSFUL.
Catarina: You really worry too much.
HAVE YOU SEEN MY POINTS
It’s Panpard’s turn!
Lanoch: *trying to sneak off* I’m scared of the sparkles D:
Lanoch: VERY SCARED
Panpard: No I’m actually gorgeous lol
Your ears are really pointy though…
Catarina: The cake! Someone get the cake…zzzz
Oops, stupid fail
Firefox: Actually, thinking about it, IM NOT OKAY WITH MY CHILDREN GROWING UP, it’s messing me up inside!
Rham: I can relate.
Brittney: *looks around lazily* I dunnnoooo what to doooooo
Diana: Done with this family already! -5zzzzz
Diella: Diella’s already attracting too much attention! *pees self* -5
Are you trying to make an indoor pool?
Daniel: IT WASN’T MY FAULT
Diana: Knocking my brother out, now that’s fun 😀
Diella: Why didn’t I ever think of that?
Cédric: I took an epic shower, my awesomeness should be easier to smell now ;D
Why is it that when Daniel faints everyone finds it really fascinating? Every time!
Diana: Well he’s supposed to be disciplined. We’re just awed by his lack of discipline.
Brittney: I’m just jealous.
Cédric: Obviously my awesomeness isn’t strong enough, I need to take another shower.
I was searching for Desmond….
As you can see I found him.
Llama basket: We be your new family, do not worry child. Crawl to us.
Daniel: Grandma no, when you fall you have to twist your hips more.
Brittney: MY HIPS ARE TOO OLD FOR THAT
Daniel: DDDIIIEEELLLLLAAAA are you copying me?
Diella: I’m mocking you by imitating your insane action!
Daniel: Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
Downloaded some new story progression expansions and it would seem James is now Robin hood XD
*lightning roars outside*
Everybody: *freaking out*
Diella: OH MY GOD WHAT IF THAT HIT ME
Fox: IT’S THE LLAMA
Cédric: MY FINGERS DON’T TASTE GOOD
Speaking of lightning, Rham was the only one smart enough to go save Desmond.
Rham: Okay don’t move, I think I’ve got this…if I twist my arm like this…
Desmond: Nooooo the llamas are my real family!
You wonderful girl you!
Yes you’re drooling, yes you’re technically taking a nap and not ‘sleeping’, yes your Vs become Zs—
Z: WE ARE EVERYWHERE
—but it does not change the fact that you are NOT passing out.
You should be more like her Diella.
Diella: I’m too BUSY fighting off LEFTY right now OKAY.
Cédric : Oh no! My son just saw me pee myself!
Desmond: *needs are mega red* *could not give less of a damn about his dad peeing himself*
*facepalm* It’s like you both purposefully wait for Gregoire to come before asking for stories.
Daniel: Considering my indisposed sister…and either way my birthday is tomorrow so I should automatically get priority.
Diana: You’re stuck with me dear sister, we share a room >;)
Still same old Diana.
Diella: OH GOD SOMEONE KILL ME NOW
No need to over dramatize dear.
Daniel: Graaannndddppppaaa, you’re letting Desmond die.
Rham: I’m an old man okay!? I tend to forget things. Like saving my grandchild.
Daniel: Sorry couldn’t hear you over the Zs that suddenly appeared for no reason.
Daniel: GRANDPA THE BABY IS SCREAMING TO BE TAKEN CARE OF. SHUT IT UP ALREADY.
Desmond: >_> *is quiet*
You know, I was wondering why Desmond looked so pale. Compared to his brother and grandpa the green is lighter…and well I checked and discovered he’s a vampire!
Can’t believe I didn’t spot it before…
Rham eventually did put poor Desmond in his crib…ONLY TO PASS OUT.
Rham: I tried holding on to him as long as possible!
Diana: MUM. There’s something wrong with the paintings in this house. HAVE YOU NOTICED, how horribly placed they are? Have you?
Catarina: Nothing we can do about it hon, you sure you don’t want burnt pancakes?
Diana: Please, I’m a vampire. If I’m going to eat food, it’s gotta be high quality.
Catarina: Alright, now that all the books have been deleted this interaction is worth it. GO TO BED.
Diana: No need to yell ma
Diana: You could use a shower.
JUST SLEEP CHILD
Catarina: I didn’t say pass out, I said GO TO BED
Diana: SORRY, I just got a LITTLE sidetracked geez.
I followed her this time, to make sure she’d go to bed.
Diana: *rolls eyes*
Diella: zzzImma be heir and get married with a real marriage, as in REAL marriagezzz
You sure ask for a lot in your sleep.
Carebear: The brownies…? There were brownies I swear…
Daniel: It’s my birthday. I am very excited.
I can see that.
Carebear: SOMEONE IS GOING TO PAY FOR TAKING MY BROWNIES
OKAY WOAH, chill pill Carebear…
Daniel: Hmm what shall I wish for? Being heir, naw that’s already assured.
Daniel: Handsome features are already set in stone…a good trait then?
Added trait: Slob
Panpard: Master…I don’t understand…
Fox: HAR HAR, guess he was wrong about the looks!
He grew up with freckles! And it seems teens really like growing up in that outfit…I’d really like to know why.
I get the message that you want to cut your hair, and unfortunately I will need to disregard it.
There we go!
Slobby yet disciplined, insanely good Daniel. XD
Warning: He chose half his wardrobe himself, I just recolored.
I edged more for purple than violet unfortunately…
Gotta say, he’s pretty damn thin too…you’ll see.
Daniel: Yes, yes sister. You realize how handsome I am right? That’s why you’re cheering?
Diana: My brother looks like a lazy ass and MOAR CAKE
OneOfThemDogs: DANIEL. MASTER WHAT HAPPENED.
Diella: Guyyyyysss, who do you think is gonna kick the bucket first?
Daniel: Grandpa obviously. The number of times he passes out…eventually he’s gonna break a rib.
Diana: Are you kidding? So gonna be grandma. With the amount of nothingness she does all day, her brain is already gone.
That’s nice guys.
Llama: IM BACK. ME THE LLAMA. I DRUGGED THIS SIM.
Yay! More for my collection!
Llama: you are not supposed to react this way. T_T
Brittney: Boy, being shirtless suits you.
Catarina: MOTHER. BOUNDARIES.
What is it with the Idanezy women? Amestia did the same to Britt.
Cédric: But what about the hat? Does it look good? I polish it every morning.
Catarina: Son. We’ve just spent a shitload of money on a car for the sole purpose of TEACHING YOU TO DRIVE.
Desmond: Ah, life is wonderful.
Daniel: EXCUSE ME. Our relationship isn’t high enough for me to trust you to trust me not to crash the car. I MEAN COME ON. DUH.
Catarina: Okay, I just spent the last hour upgrading our relationship as mother-son. Are you going to let me fulfill both our wishes now?
Desmond: Now you see me…NOW YOU DON’T.
Daniel: OMG MOM. LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS.
I’m looking. I’m looking O_o.
Daniel: Do they look like they want to drive with YOU?
Catarina: It’s hard to tell really.
It’s always highly suspicious when, after three horrible crashes, the game decides to run smoothly…
And Daniel decides to make this face.
SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN RIGHT? I’m scared now.
Brittney: *fills dog bowl* Who said I never do anything! 😀
I do. And I still stand by it.
This isn’t how you go to work.
Catarina: Boy. Tomorrow you will grow. And we will see if you’ve inherited anything from your handsome father.
YES WE SHALL.
Desmond: Do not worry mother. I believe in my orange hair growing abilities.
Gregoire is just so used to this.
Kids getting eaten by cowplants on people’s front yards, surrounded with llama baskets. PSSHH who hasn’t seen that am I right?
Papergirl: OH. M. G. GUYS. The cake is actually fake. ITS ALL A HOAX.
Gregoire was thinking :
Well hey! The kid made it out fine! Bet I could too!
Tsk tsk, Gregoire, tsk tsk.
Cédric: heh, ditching work. I’m such a rebel.
THAT’S NOT COOL CÉDRIC.
You just got demoted.
Helifire: MR.GREGOIRE LET US BE FRIENDS
He got eaten by the cowplant twice after that.
Panpard: mom, he didn’t finish the food!
Firefox: I know what you’re thinking, but the humans drool in that. We can’t eat it.
Carebear: OH MY GOD MOM MY TAIL MY TAIL I SEE IT
Diana: This is how tired I am of tripping over dogs. TO THE POINT OF PASSING OUT.
I admit, there is starting to be a lot of traffic.
Diella: Oh my god, you let it in.
Diana: IM TIRED. My mental faculties are naturally dimished…
Diella: Look at me care.
Diana: Though quite obviously still higher than yours.
Alix: Hey guys…HOMEWORK?
That kid is an Idanezy…took me awhile but she’s Carly’s kid. Carly and Gaston.
Daniel: Desmond. You’re dying again aren’t you? Grandpa dropped you on the floor didn’t he?
Desmond: YES HE DID
Daniel: It’s okay, your big bro is here to take care of you.
Awww, creepy paintings…
Desmond: You suck at taking care of babies, I can tell.
Daniel: Careful, if you insult me too much I’ll drop you. 😉
Lucky: WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS HUMANS ON THE FLOOR?
I DON’T KNOW.
Helifire: WE SHOULD EAT THEM. WE SHOULD EAT THEM ALL.
YOU SHOULD. But not Cédric. Or the kids.
Catarina: I can’t believe you dared to hold Desmond.
Yeah me neither.
Catarina: Do you not understand the trouble I went through to get you out of your grandparents arms. They don’t understand. I have priority!
Daniel: OKAY MOM. I get it! See? I put him down geez.
He’s going to be the first one to pass out for this birthday. I PREDICT IT.
Yup! Desmond’s birthday! IM SO EXCITED.
Diella: UGH, Everyone stinks. EVERYONE. I have a sensitive nose.
Just for this particular chapter it seems.
NO ORANGE HAIR
I AM SO SAD
And his momma’s eyes. Why am I so disappointed?
I’m so tempted to have Catarina and Cédric spawn another one now.
Diana: Yay for my baby sister/baby niece’s birthday!
He does look like a girl.
Desmond: PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SHUT UP IF THEY WANT TO KEEP THEIR TONGUES 😉
EveryoneExceptCat: WE ARE WAITING FOR THE CAKE.
Catarina: You guys never learn. You ain’t getting this cake.
Diana: MOM. THE CAKE. Where is it!?
Catarina: *le sigh*
Brittney: IT GREW MORE LUNGS
And those thought bubbles are not friendly! *hiss*
I said you’d be the first to pass out not PEE YOURSELF.
That’s….wow that’s just wonderful…
Passes out on his birthday.
I can feel it already. He’s going to be trouble.
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
Lucky: I can see…MY PAW.
Really? Doesn’t count. You’re third to pass out.
So yeah, I really wanted a kid with at the very least Cédric’s eyes.
But I won’t ‘try for baby’ per se. I’ll have ‘em do risky woohoo three times! And if that yields nothing so be it.
It’s going to be absolutely wonderful, with hats on and Cat still hosting a flea colony.
TRY NUMBER #1
I think Cat stills has her clothes on.
Someone: PASSING OUT IMMINENT
Seems they got stuck.
AND THEN A STUPID FAIL.
And more stupid fails.
TRY NUMBER #2
You guys never play outside.
3: I wanted the apple. BUT I DID NOT HAVE THE STRENGTH.
Cédric: I wasn’t passed out! Nope. Just doing birdies.
TRY NUMBER #3
No lullaby. Well self rules are self rules. Four is the max number of babies Cat is gonna have!
It’s fine that 75% have the same hair color….right?
Helifire: I HAVE GROWN. And with less pointy ears than Panpard.
Lanoch: Oh god I’m next…
Diella: Don’t make a big deal out of it. My needs are exceptionally in the green.
Okay. I can admit that he’s a little cute.
Okay, very cute.
Diana: The important thing is that I was trying to get to my bed.
Desmond: RAWR I EATS YOUR HOUSE NOM NOM
Godzilla for children.
He looks so peaceful…makes me want to strangle him.
Brittney: Oh my! Hello there!
I tilted the camera so we could follow your descent.
Lanoch: It’s here. TIS MY TURN.
Yes it is! Last puppy to grow up!
Lanoch: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN DARN IT
I actually think he’s my favorite puppy.
You’re gorgeous 😀
Oh god….so many dogs….and they aren’t all in this screenshot too.
There are so many dogs that poor Fox has his head stuck in the counter.
So…well considering the amount (7) of dogs I have, I decided to give up the one I like the less. And unfortunately it’s you Panpard.
Panpard: NOOOOO *runs*
So Catarina called the-
Or we could just pass out. That’s cool too.
AS I WAS SAYING.
Bye bye Panpard.
Dude: I have come to retrieve your DOG.
Panpard: Oh god *hides*
Dude: I DID A GOOD DEED FOR THE DAY
Please stop harassing my garbage can.
Garbage: PLEASE STOP
You’re in good hands Panpard.
With this we’ve got a dog per sim! (except for them oldies)
So Lucky Charms is for Cat,
Lucky: If I squint real hard I can’t see anything in my left eye!
Firefox is for Cédric,
She seems to have incredible tongue abilities.
Lucky Fox is for Daniel,
Fox: I wonder how I could be born from these two sometimes.
Carebear is for Diella,
Carebear: I actually kind of miss Panpard…PANPARD MY TWIN I MISS YOU
Helifire is for Diana,
Helifire: Carebear…are you crying? Why are you crying? Stop crying it’s not pretty!
And Lanoch is for Desmond,
Lanoch: MY TAIL OMG GUYS MY TAIL! It’s actually so fluffy!!!!
Assigning dogs to the kids just means that when they move out they’ll drag the dogs along with them.
Incentive to vote for them? Quite possibly! After all there should only be two more chapters before the heir vote 😉
Self-wetting: 64 x -5 = -320
Failing school : 3 x -5 = -15
NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5
Passing Out: 185 x -5 = -895
Accidental Deaths: 1 x -10 = -10
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 6 x +5 = +30
Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 2 x +40 = +80
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 2 x +10 = +20
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 3 x +5 = +15
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 1 x +20 = +20
I BREACHED THE -1000 GUYS HOLY SHIT