3.8 – There was an ant at some point…

Don’t you have anything better to do for the beginning of this chapter!?

Diana: Nope.

-5

EXCUSE ME DIELLA

Diella: Can’t let her beat me at ANYTHING zzzz

-5

AGAIN

REALLY

Daniel: What do you expect? She can’t help it if she’s stupid.

Diella: SHUT UP DANBUTT

-5

Brittney: I’m next! I’m next! Just wait for it…

Catarina: My way is blocked 😡

YOU GUYS SUCK

-5

Diana: Passed out from the heat of the bath

MHM OK

-5

It seems to be impossible to take a pic with no fails right now. >.>

-5

Suddenly this chapter got brighter.

And cute Desmond helps make things better as well.

You know, when he’s not crying and making sure no one sleeps.

Desmond: It’s a hard job to do you know.

I GAVE UP THE DOGS

I know, I know, how could I? Especially after such a heartbreaking separation last chapter!

Well, I did a bunch of research because my sims don’t do crap. They barely take care of their needs and when they finally do, they don’t do anything apart from stand around. After some severe research, I found a lot of people had similar free will problems when they possessed BIG dogs.

So to test it out I dropped the dogs at Charlie’s place. See he’s right—oh dear…

There that’s better.

So yeah, I gave him custody of my dogs. YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF THEM.

Charlie: Are you done yet?

OH LOOK AT THAT IT’S SO CUTE

Charlie: You’re still here.

Lanoch: I miss home. I MISS HOME. I WANNA GO HOME.

Fox: Get your butt out of my face before I shove you on the road.

I’m actually going to be sad about giving them up, but there was a deciding factor to it all.

Namely this. This being Britt-actually-did-something. And it’s not a baby-needs-a-diaper-change action. It’s a grandma-tickles-baby-action. THIS HASN’T HAPPENED IN AGES.

That was pretty much the OKAY BYE DOGS DON’T COME BACK.

Almost instantly, Amestia makes an appearance. And what does my childish founder do? She goes off to play with Desmond’s toys!

Also, Diella seems to like cleaning now. I SHOULDVE GOTTEN RID OF THOSE DOGS EARLIER.

Diella: Don’t get used to this.

Daniel: Should I clean as well? Naw.

Brittney: Can’t even be bothered to say hi mom? Really?

Amestia: Zoooooooommmmmm

Desmond: Horses don’t go zoom

Diella: I’ll take care of it you lazy dumbnut

Daniel: Awesome! Means I can go try out the dog replacement!

ITS NOT A DOG REPLACEMENT. I just put it there because there’s space.

Brittney: We’re going to have a problem here Rham.

Desmond: It’s okay! More than enough of me to go around 😀

…

She’s actually…doing stuff.

ITS BEEN SO LONG

Brittney: Damn watcher, I’m only swimming.

Daniel: I put the homework in front of me. Why is it not doing itself?

That’s not how it works son.

Daniel: Heh heh, this is sooooo easy.

You’re just making holes in your paper at this point Dan.

Diella: YOU PASSED OUT HAHA

-5

Diana: And you’ve gone bald.

Diella: Did not, shut your trap.

Vladimir: *scarred for life*

Hey look! Not an Idanezy kid!

Hey look! I trust my game enough to leave the house!

Di&Di: AW Sweet rain 😀

Vladimir: *proceeds to run for his life*

Diella: That you uncle mustache?

Chance: Yup! Just got out of chemistry.

HOW ARE YOU STILL IN SCHOOL

Apparently mister is a one start celebrity now.

The mean-spirited sim has gone active!

Diana: DEATH TO THE JELLYFISH

 

Diana: Admit it, you pooped your pants Desmond.

Brittney: OH MY GOD I THINK I DID

Desmond: In your dreams.

Everyone went to bed on their own. Grandparents included.

Can I….CAN I CRY OF JOY NOW?

She still managed to squeeze in a call to Rham five sim minutes before I got this.

RIP BREE

To think she died before Brandon though…

HE HAS COME. QUICK HIDE YOUR CHILDREN.

*camera suddenly zooms*

….

*people start bawling*

OH GOD NO

YOU DON’T GET TO TRY AND LOOK COOL.

COULDN’T YOU HAVE LET THE COWPLANT BE JUST THIS ONCE?

Rham: *whispers* I got the cake.

D:<

Y U DO THIS TO ME RHAM.

Reaper: The cowplant? Really?

Rham: I got hungry?

Reaper: Though the shame is entertaining…and well since you are the first cowplant victim…

Wait…

YOUR UNLUCKY TRAIT OF COURSE.

Bastard, you scared me half to death.

Rham: Heh, lost all the meat on my bones, but I’m still alive!

Catarina: It’s okay Coco, it’s really not your fault. He’s the one who stuck his head in your mouth. It’s a reflex. I get it.

Coco: *purrs*

Catarina: Look dad! I’m milking your remains!

Rham: *fainted because he saw the reaper*

Diella: WAAHHHH GRANDPA DIED AGAIN

AND THEN SHE DRANK IT. To be honest I was really surprised that there even was something to milk!

I wonder what it does…

Catarina: I have gained a jumping ability!

Diana: Now I’m just jealous. Diella, get eaten by the cowplant will ya?

Diella: Shut up, I’m busy mourning here.

In reality, the Rham-milk reset her lifestage! She was almost an adult, but now she’s back to the beginning of YA!

Which is awfully convenient considering her husband’s longetivity.

Brittney: Damn door *grumble* does whatever it wants

Are you…are you actually harassing the door right now?

I give you a cane and this is what you do with it??

Brittney: Stupid mailboxes…demon mailboxes I say, holding them IF

Mailbox: Is someone bitching behind my back? ARE BAD THINGS BEING SAID ABOUT ME?

Daniel: Grandma! Can I has Desmond?

Brittney: Your eyebrows scare me. Stop doing that with your eyebrows. STOP IT.

Daniel: Just pass Desie over.

Desmond: DO NOT CALL ME DESIE

Brittney: Over my dead body.

Daniel: So… soon?

Brittney: Do you know how many times I had to kick your grandpa’s butt to get him out of here??

Brittney: How about you be a good boy and go do your homework now okay?

Daniel: ….fine.

Wow.

Daniel: SCREW THIS. I hate homework. I AINT DOING NO HOMEWORK.

Homework: Hate me that much? WELL THEN BAM, 100%, like that. HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW.

Daniel: Holy shit!

*reminder* the kid’s a witch.

And then he started smoking.

Daniel: I’m just that hot, finishing my homework in two seconds flat.

Daniel: Too hot for my own good.

Diella: You cheater. Using your powers to finish your homework. It’s not FAIR. Do mine.

Daniel: Still recovering from my hotness sorry.

I’d ask you not to kill yourself, but it seems you’ve already chopped your head off.

Catarina: I READ THIS METHOD IN A BOOK

We don’t have books. I MADE SURE OF THAT.

Catarina: So you ready for your big birthday Diella?

Diella: hell yeah! I’m dressed for the occasion ;D

Catarina: I’m sure you and Desmond are going to have a great party.

Diella: …what

Diella: HA HA WHAT

Sorry kiddo. Just happened this way.

Diella: I REFUSE

You’re just not meant to have a birthday all to yourself.

Gotta share it with Desmond this time 🙂

Diella: I hate my life.

Diana: OH MY GOD JUST GROW UP ALREADY

Desmond: I IS WONDERFUL

Added trait: Good

Tsk tsk, why can’t you learn to dress yourselves?

THE AMBASSADOR OF GOODNESS

May he shine brightly on our lost souls.

Desmond: Bright pink is just a really cool color okay!?

Next up…Diella!

Added trait: Perceptive

How surprising…she grew up gorgeous XD

Diella: Was anything else really expected? Let’s be honest here.

She’s got absolutely fantastic facial expressions too!

It’s always a good sign when the kids make freaky expressions.

Desmond’s side of the room ;D

I was thinking: What’s the point of having such humongus rooms if I’m just gonna leave it empty!?

So I stuffed the nursery toys in there. I know Desmond is going to miss that dolhouse.

Desmond: 😡

And for the girls I put a science kit.

Will they use it?

Probably not.

As for the nursery…

TADA

HELL YEAH

Brittney is so going to break her neck on this.

Yes, I just know she’ll be the first one on this -_-‘

Maybe now she’ll leave the cowplant alone. *has been getting numerous messages of the cowplant refusing to eat her because she stinks*

Desmond: DO YOU NOT REALIZE THE IMPORTANCE

Daniel: Can you please NOT shove that bubble in my face. It’s very inappropriate of you.

Catarina: Boys. I don’t need an audience while I pee.

Desmond: ITS CALLED A BED. YOU USE IT. YOU SLEEP. YOUR NEEDS ARE LOW.

I love you

Daniel: Hey careful with your tone! I have a gun you know!

Uhhh

Desmond: DARN MY GOOD TRAIT, it’s fighting back! If it wasn’t holding me back Daniel would be cowplant milk by now. 😡

This is entertaining

Diella: AHHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE

Watching you.

Diella: STOP IT, ITS CREEPY.

You never complained before.

Diella: Is personal space TOO MUCH to ask for?

>.>

Daniel: zzzzz*bang bang*zzzz

-5

Kenyatta: HOLY HELL

There are some seriously creepy sims in this town.

And I mean CREEPY.

Let us compare. On the left we have the representant of the TOWNIE SIMS

On the right we have the ambassador of the IDANEZY TOWNIE SIMS. And more specifically, Chrisolyne (which sounds like gasoline), Chelsea’s kid.

Diana: Oh the light was too bright!

-5

IS THAT-

FIREFOX

Firefox: Food? Anyone have food? Just walking in the middle of the street here.

Firefox: I SEE YOU ANT

Ant: Oh crap

Desmond: If you think about it…we’re actually so evil! These poor plates never did anything to us and what do we do? We dirty them!

Diella: Is this…you trying to be nice?

Desmond: I just think we should pay more attention to the plates….lest they fight back.

Diella: You’re right…they could suddenly…TRANSFORM INTO CLOWNS

Desmond: You’re not funny.

Diella: And everyone knows clowns prefer neurotic sims.

Desmond: I don’t like you.

Diella: You took my birthday. I don’t like you either.

Sibling love all around.

So it seems Diella was the first one to try this thing out.

Diella: IM DA BEST HELL YEAH

Diella dear, you picked the easiest level….yet you still fail?

 

Diella: STILL HANGING ON

She looks so stoned its hilarious.

Diella: Did not go like I thought it would. *muffled*

HAHAHA

 

Her path to nerdom begins, as she discovers the hidden computer T^T

Dunno if she’ll even get there considering her age bar is pretty much filled! She’s 120 years old!

Some quality husband/wife time.

Did I say I didn’t want Cat to be a paint freak like her mom?

Oops my bad.

Daniel: AW YEAH

You did it again! That’s actually really awesome.

And you didn’t even go up in smoke this time!

Daniel: Hmph

Wait…you wanted to burn?

Daniel: Now I can’t talk about how hot I am.

-_-

Brittney: You stupid old geezer, dying on me. And here I thought you’d gone and suicided because Bree died. Something I conveniently do not have a moodlet for.

I know, how great is this?

Rham: Nobody seems to understand that I was just really hungry…

*pat pat* He’s 122 years old btw. I KNOW. They’re going to actually die soon!

So…is this your idea of a good time?

Desmond: I’m just reminiscing the old days…where children were read bedtime stories…

Or you’re just posing so I can take a picture of you.

Desmond: I’m a good guy. If you want to, feel free to.

It would seem Diella decided to try her luck out on the easiest level again.

I actually had the feeling she’d last this one out!

Yeah no.

Diella: GERONIMO

Diella: Ouch. MAH NOSE

Diana: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE SUN TO MY FACE. IM A VAMPIRE!

Daniel: It was just a random comment!

Diana: THE SUN. YOU MORON. THE SUN!?

Daniel: Why is everyone on my case these days?

Who knows.

Okay, Okay, only two days left to her birthday. I’m going to try and finish the chapter on Diana’s birthday.

HEY, where’s Satan? I distinctly remember him being orange.

Diana: I don’t know. That’s why I’m interrogating this suspicious guy.

IF: HALP

And here I’d hoped I’d manage it without a fail! *tear*

-5

*camera zooms*

Nice outfit Desmond. What’s going on?

Desmond: Daniel still has a gun and he’s talking to his girlfriend.

I THOUGHT I TOOK THAT GUN AWAY FROM YOU

Brittney: Rham?

Rham: It’s all good. Everything is going to be okay.

O_O

😦

For a coward, you sure seem okay with dying.

Rham: I think 123 years old is long enough. Pretty awesome age too. Cause like 1,2 and 3?

RIP RHAM

I’m really gonna miss you man!

I’m really sad now. You’re not supposed to be sad while writing an ISBI.

Reaper: You again!? Didn’t I kill you like thirty screenshots ago?

Yeeahhhh

Reaper: Not bringing you back to life this time. Your death wasn’t nearly as entertaining.

Rham: No I get it. It’s okay. I’m ready.

STOP IT. I DON’T WANT TO CRY.

Reaper: Holy hell! Dishwasher is broken!

Yeah.

Diana: You could not be more obvious.

Diella: IM SO SAD I—don’t remember what grandpa looked like.

Diana: Yeah me neither. That’s weird.

Diella: Guess he wasn’t that important.

YOU GUYS

What’s sadder? That nobody remembers Rham’s face, or that I left this game alone for three hours and when I came back his face STILL hadn’t loaded?

Should I be worried? Yes definitely.

Diella: Well when we’re out of cake, gotta resort to cooking…it kind of looks done.

OF COURSE

Just grab the burning hot pot with your BARE hands why DON’T you.

Diella: It doesn’t even hurt.

Probably cause your nerves are already BURNT TO CRISPS.

Rham’s death caused Brittney to forget what free will was so she stayed in the one place crying until she passed out.

That sounds really sad, but it’s the UNFORTUNATE truth.

-5

Diella: Don’t move VJ sir! I think I’ve got a good hold on your spinal cord…

VJ: WHY

Diella: LEFTY HOW DARE YOU. We had an accord! You dare betray me!?

You seem to be having fun.

A LITTLE TOO MUCH FUN CLEARLY

-5

And then the paparazzi starting photographing kids.

That’s sure going to make the headlines.

Chance: She’s here because of me.

CHANCE YOU WENT BALD

Geez, like everyone has guns. This is a problem.

*finally finds that gun and deletes it*

Really Diana?? You’re so close to growing up!!

-5

Can’t I have ONE birthday that goes well?

Diana: YEAH DANIEL. Have some respect. It’s my BIRTHDAY.

-5

FINALLY

Diana: Everyone is sleeping instead of celebrating my birthday…WHAT HORRORS SHALL I WISH UPON THEM?

Diana: How about burning alive on the toilet? Or I could just be really mean and have Diella die in the pool again.

As long as you leave your mama out of it. See? She came!

Eventually everyone else sort of flocked as well.

Actually decent clothes! Not that she’ll keep them.

Added trait: Workaholic (oh that’s just wonderful)

Here she is guys!

Absolutely gorgeous!

 

Diana: Now that I’m a teenager? Everyone is SCREWED.

I love her already!

Okay! One chapter left guys, so start thinking about who you want!

 

Self-wetting: 65 x -5 = -325

Failing school : 3 x -5 = -15

NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5

Passing Out: 198 x -5 = -960

Accidental Deaths: 1 x -10 = -10

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 6 x +5 = +30

Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 2 x +40 = +80

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 2 x +10 = +20

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 3 x +5 = +15

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0

Every 100,000$: 1 x +20 = +20

TOTAL: -1100