Daniel: *excited clapping*
Diana: Thank you, to receive such encouragement to completely annihilate you all in the run for heir is…really wonderful.
Daniel: I’m actually clapping for the cake.
Diana: Shut up, I’m trying to have a moment here.
Diella: Please vampire, you’ve got no chance against me.
Diana: What is that? Are you trying to look cool right now?
Diella: I am being cool right now.
Diana: You do know that’s the face grandpa did the first time he died?
Diella: And then he was brought back to life! Don’t you follow anything??
Diella: DARN YOU, now I remembered grandpa died WAAHHH
Diana: Remember when you drowned in that pool? Good days.
Brittney: Hey that’s right we have a pool.
Daniel: Pool and cake! Let’s have a pool cake party!
Oh whatever, maybe now’s my time to squeeze in a few words.
Desmond: Oh yeah sure, I don’t get a chance to say anything.
You’ve got cake, don’t complain.
So hey y’all! Last chapter!
Mister here has 7 days left as a teen!
Daniel: You couldn’t have a picture with just me in it huh?
No, your sister’s face was too precious. It’s her punishment for the points she’s about to make me lose.
As for you Cat, GIT TO THE TOILET
Catarina: But you said to put away the cake-
POINTS FIRST, cake later.
So as I was saying, Mr.With-the-incredible-eyebrows has 7 days left, which means this chapter will be 7 days long.
Probably your usual run in the mill 100 screenshots then…if I speed up enough >_>
This chapter is all about the heir now…so choose very very wisely…
Diana: Oh I know they’ll make the right choice. WONT THEY?
You don’t look very happy Desie.
Desmond: My name isn’t DESIE
Desmond: I dropped my cake on the ground and now I can’t pick it up anymore.
Desmond: Cause dad might wake up on me. I KNOW HES JUST WAITING TO FREAK ME OUT
Cédric: zzzzzam notzzzz
SEE I CALLED IT. You lose heir points.
Wait nevermind, you gain points for that face so you’ve gained a total of ZERO points
Diella: WILL YOU STOP WITH MY FACE ALREADY
Not you too!
Daniel: Shhh being sad about dead grandpa shhh
Diana: EXPLODING BLADDER HERE
Awwwww Britt! This is sad and adorable, but you sleeping in Diella’s bed is probably going to end in her passing out…sooo back to your own bed?
And I just realized Desie has 8 days left before his birthday…which means we won’t see him grow up before the heir vote!
You’re going to have to work twice as hard buddy.
Desmond: It’s okay. I’ve got this.
Cédric: Well he is my son…and I don’t mean to undermine the others, but he is my son.
Yes, we know you have a favorite.
Diana: Oh my god who let Diella out of her cage? It stinks in here!
Diella: YOUR PRESENCE DISTURBS ME
The table disturbs me.
Desmond: I’m lost.
That’s quite unfortunate.
I tried to do something weird with this screenshot.
There’s just a limit to how many pass outs one can take a pic of, GOD (officially hits 200)
Cédric: Son. You know that card I lost? I took I finally found it.
Desmond: *rolls eyes* Good for you dad. Did you find your marbles too?
Synchronized almost pass out father-son time!
You two are just horrible.
That’s even worse.
This is a perfect example of what not to do okay?
Desmond: No! Grandpa! I missed you!
That comment was not supposed to make me sad.
Cédric: I just wanted to play foosball!
You seem to be passing out a lot this chapter.
3: ONE DAY APPLE, one day I shall reach you…
Who you talking to Danny?
Daniel: My girlfriend so leave me alone.
Yes well, I think I mentioned it before, but mister got himself a romantic interest some random boring prom night.
I tried searching her in town, but apparently she’s a hobo so I waited till he started talking about her. Orange hair! Stamp of approval!
Daniel: Yeah sorry, everyone knows your face now.
I actually find this boy horrifyingly cute.
It doesn’t help that I was hoping for a green skinned vampire baby.
His illuminant skin looks so soft >.<
You know what’s really not funny?
Brittney: I have no idea of what snowman to make?
I was thinking I could take a pic of Britt and her finished snowman and say something along the lines of “I just hope she doesn’t die before the end of the generation”
And then she did this. (124 years old!)
SHE DID THIS
MY 2ND HEIR DIED ON ME
Brittney: Rham? Rham is that you crying because the angels are intimidating?
Rham: I THINK I FOUND MY LONG LOST BROTHER
GAH (6 days to go too)
Reaper: Nice snowman.
Reaper: You gonna take care of your whimpy half upstairs?
Brittney: You bet your ass
Diana: Is it just me or is that an impressive tombstone?
Catarina: I’ll be getting the same thing. ;D
Try and look a little more sad guys. Then again…they’d all finally gotten over Rham. ITS GOING TO BE CATASTROPHIC CRYING AGAIN
She was a wonderful woman and grandmother, but a horrible mother by my fault.
And she quite obviously finished her LTW with flying colors.
Daniel: SHE NEVER GOT TO FINISH THE SNOWMAN WAAHHHH
Desmond: I found my way back home thanks to the sudden desire to yell at you dear sis.
Diana: OMG I DON’T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS. Aren’t you supposed to be a good brat?
Desmond: Just stand there and take the wrath of my insane goodness.
Desmond: BECAUSE PINK IS ACTUALLY A REALLY COOL COLOR SO STOP JUDGING ME
Diana: Dude! I didn’t even mention your stupid likes
Desmond: I’m using you to scream at the voice
I knew I put that dart board in your room for a reason.
Daniel: I so got this, the dart board can’t resist me
I wish I had a flashy board like that, damn.
Desmond: Are you really going to watch me pee?
HOW COULD CAN YOU BE SO CUTE WITH SUCH AN ANNOYED EXPRESSION
You’re the least “good” looking sim I’ve ever had, who of course had the good trait.
Desmond: Can I just go pee now?
Diana: I need to pee.
Diella: I’m mourning grandma LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
Neither of you is remotely normal right now.
OR EVER, in general.
OHMYGOD I HATE YOU TWO RIGHT NOW
Brittney: Taking a break from taking care of Rham
Diana: WAAAHH SHE CAME BACK
Diella: You’re pathetic
Daniel: Yeah…between mum’s waffles and these? I’ll take the wasted ones
Catarina: FINE, your loss
Don’t die of food poisoning now still 4 days to go!
You guys are so dumb, school is closed cause of SNOW, why are you even going to the school bus?
Diana: YOU MEAN I JUST CHANGED FOR NOTHING!?
Diella: HAHA I am amused
You’re even dumber than she is. Swimsuit?
And hey look! 3 grew up! Still reaching for that apple though.
A family of stinkybutts that’s what you are.
Diana: LOOKING GOOD DESIE
Desmond: I will praise the mixture of subtle and not subtle insults in that comment.
WHY WAS I NOT ALERTED
Catarina: You were too busy deleting all the notifications.
Most of those were random Error trap notices!
Desmond: But I’m hungry…I won’t be able to eat without the tv ;-;
THE TV WASN’T ENOUGH
Dude: OF COURSE NOT. I need to steal this precious seed as well.
Dude: And while I’m at it, this too!
NOT THE PHILOSPHER’S STONE! I don’t even use it anymore, but that’s not easy to get you know!
On another note, ALIEN SNOWMAN! My first!
Dude: See ya later loser!
He took the apple.
3 is going to be sad.
He almost hit our first paparazzi on his way out.
Speaking of, LOOK MISS, Coco has a gift for you!
Daniel: This is the part where you screw off so I can pee.
Diana: Go pee in the dog bowl danbutt, it was made for you.
Daniel: What are you stupid? Can’t do that, we SOLD them remember?
Do you, Cédric Idanezy, solemnly swear to take up the mantle of being a gaming nerd in Brittney’s place?
Cédric: I do.
CARRY ON THEN
You’re still here? You do realize no one here even has a one star celebrity status…right?
Naima: I KNOW THAT. I came here with a mission. Make this gorgeous hunk a celebrity. GOT THAT?
Just get off my lawn.
Diella: Is it absolutely necessary for you to be the SLOB we all know you are RIGHT beside me?
Diella: IM DOING HOMEWORK HERE
Daniel: Like a loser, yes I noticed.
Diella: If you don’t shut your trap I’ll fulfill this sudden desire of shoving my pencil in your eyeballs and calling it my assignment.
Daniel: You should take anger management classes.
Diana: Danbutt’s right. Get some surgery done on your face too, then maybe you’ll have a chance of winning this heir vote.
Daniel: My name’s not Danbutt, who the hell started this?
Diella: I should’ve wished you both dead on my birthday.
Desmond: Dad said I was going to win so…booyah, you guys stand no chance.
Diana: Like my half-brother has a say in this.
Daniel: Hmph, nobody wants vampires as heirs anyway D:<
Diella: YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME WANT TO PEE SHUT UP
Desmond: I hope you were all planning on cleaning up after yourselves. Leaving the plates on the tables is evil you know.
Daniel: I don’t think you know what the definition of evil and good is.
Diana: Don’t worry Desie. I’m going to put this exactly where it belongs. Up Diella’s ass. Let’s just hope the stick’s that’s already there would be in the way.
Diella: That’s so NOT clever! *flips finger*
Daniel: You guys are so immature, god.
ITS DA GENIE
Catarina : Weren’t you a girl the other time?
Genie: Times have changed
Catarina: Anywho, I’d like some cash, so hand some over.
Genie: ALRIGHT LET ME JUST *begins intense glowing*
Are you okay there genie?
ITS RAINING MONEY
Anywho, yeah, decided I needed points and Cat still had the lamp, so hey!
This won’t even dent my points but whatever!
Why is it that it looks so much cooler when you do it Diana?
Diana: It’s a natural thing.
Diana: *hits center*
Like damn girl, isn’t this the first time you play?
Diana: I’m just that good okay?
Daniel: Look Coco! When I wave this random stick I found in my pocket, sparkles appear!!
Ah right! You’re a witch! I keep forgetting…Diella’s the only non-supernatural of the kids.
Diana: EAT THIS
Cédric: D: )
Diana: AND THIS AND TAKE THIS AND HOWDYA LIKE THAT HUH
Cédric: Heh heh, Desie is sooooo going to win
Diana: And that’s how you do it. *walks off*
You know, that pile of snowman looks an awful lot like choco-mint ice cream…
Did you guys just do the thing on your own, without me noticing until the end??
Cédric: *eyebrow waggle*
FREE WILL REALLY WORKS NOW
Desmond: Heh heh, tis an insane reality, that I am the very first to think of this!
Diella: Pranking the sink is actually pretty evil for a neurotic sim.
Diella: Ohh hoo hoo hoo, I just imagine Diana falling for it, MAKES ME SO HAPPY HEH HEH
Desmond: Stop being weird plz
Desmond: Also you stink.
Diella: Do not
Desmond: You’ll start smelling like trash if you tell anyone what you just saw.
Diella: A threat!?
Desmond: Just saying…
Diella: HMPH while he’s being a brat and pranking the appliances, I’m going to get heir points for taking out the garbage WHICH I JUST LOVE DOING
Well…you get a half a point from me for the performance.
OH MY GOD GUYS
BRANDON IS THE ONLY ONE ALIVE OUT OF ALL OF AMESTIA’S KIDS
HOW AND WHY
Shouldn’t he have been the first to die? For thousands of different reasons!?
Guys, look at him! Desie really glows in the dark!
And why does he look scared out of his mind?
Probably cause our ambassador of goodness went to see a friend at the horror slaughter house.
I mean he went to visit the Gothiks. Nothing particularly interesting happened, considering he didn’t even make it to the front door.
Desmond: Being an eternally good guy, I can’t go fraternising with the evils.
You live with evils
AND WE ARE REACHING THE END
In the event that Daniel may win, since we are two sim hours away from it being his birthday, I decided to take a small precaution and use Cat’s second wish.
Catarina: I see you stuck with male this time around.
Genie: LE SIGH. What do you want?
Catarina: You see…My husband is a vampire who’s going to live for basically ever, and I kind of want to spend most of that time with him. Get what I mean?
Genie: I’ll see what I can do.
I just can’t get over the light shows.
And Diella cooking.
So yeah, Cat just went from 19 to 51 days left till she becomes an adult, so she can spend more time with her stinky husband.
Now, you’d think I’d manage to finish this chapter with these two cutely looking up at the sky with their goofy smiles and the really obvious stink fumes…
This is the Idanezys after all.
Desie felt like stealing a couple of points from me.
A cake beside wasted food just like danbutt Daniel likes it!
So, go on to the next post to decide whether this was the last chapter for Catarina’s generation or not!
Wooo! End generation points here I come!!
Self-wetting: 68 x -5 = -340
Failing school : 3 x -5 = -15
NPC visit: 2 x -5 = -10
Passing Out: 204 x -5 = -1020
Accidental Deaths: 1 x -10 = -10
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 6 x +5 = +30
Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 2 x +40 = +80
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 2 x +10 = +20
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 3 x +5 = +15
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 2 x +20 = +40
There is a steady decline EVERY chapter…