The SANE are a dying species

3.10 – The last fail run

NOTE: So sorry for the delay, but the game was being an ass and kept crashing on me D:<. ALL THE TIME. And it’s only on this save too. I don’t know what’s wrong with it. Apart from it being full of Idanezys.

HURR HURR HEY GUYS

Started this chapter before figuring out who officially won again, har har though really I just realized you could go check out for yourselves at this point fail

But I know for sure that Daniel isn’t going to win.

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Anywho, let’s not tell him the news just yet. The boy’s having his THIRD birthday! Three candles, that’s exciting eh buddy?

Daniel: Are you high right now?

Meanwhile, Cat loses her eyeballs.

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Fly: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

Daniel: Hmmm imma wish to be heir

*chokes on air*Ah see now, cause you told everyone it’s not going to come true.

Daniel: -_-

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Here he is! With the added trait: Grumpy (probably due to my influence)

Take him into your homes and give him proper clothes! In other words: up for download

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Daniel: My fingers are twisted in an odd angle…

Hey look, four candles. Oops. My bad.

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Diana: FINALLY GET OUT. I WANT YOUR DART BOARD.

Diella: One less guy in the house, YEEHAW

Daniel: I feel the sibling love. I FEEL IT.

*attempts to kick Daniel out*

*game crashes*

Oh is that how it’s going to be now?

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*loads game*

Why is it that this happens every time? Why the pool thought bubbles!?

Desmond: Are we done yet? IM TIRED.

A few real weeks later….

OK so um stuff kinda happened

First off, downloaded the 1.69 patch, regretted it, reinstalled the base game back up to 1.69, revealing a few changes. First off, my game is English now! And I am so confused! Whut

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OFFICIAL BYE PICTURE FOR DANIEL

BYE DANIEL

Daniel:

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Second off, reinstalling my game apparently gave free will a boost cause two seconds in Diella went off to take care of her stink problem, and the lovebirds started to eat each other’s faces.

The kids aren’t taking a liking to it.

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*eye twitch* it’s okay. I don’t blame you Desie…

-5

Diana: Thanks bud. Needed the thought bubble to block mum and half-brother.

Plz don’t say half-brother.

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Diana: Does it BOTHER you?

Diana: Sorry not sorry, but I was raised to tell the truth. And that’s the blatant truth.

Were you even raised at all?

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Desmond: WOMAN, take me far away, I’m choking on the disgustingness of what my parents are about to do D:

Paparazzi: *couldn’t give less of a damn* *is much too busy standing in the one spot*

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Daniel begins his exciting adult life by finding himself an old woman.

Yes ladies and gentlemen. This is a notification in comprehensible ENGLISH.

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YellowCloudThatWasOnceBrittney: Midnight strikes the clock! My pumpkin carriage awaits!

Desmond: I wanted the whole cinderella story grandma D:

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You know the heir vote is over right?

Diella: It’s not HOMEWORK geez. It’s the list of things I plan to change as heir.

-_-

IF you won the vote that is.

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Juste: What are you doing

Diana: Appreciating the rain WHAT ELSE. The tears of the gods! HAHAHAHA

Juste:

Diana sure seems happy today.

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DIELLA ON THE OTHER HAND

-5

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Desmond: You’re a liar 3. There’s no apple here.

3: OMG IM NOT EVEN POINTING OVER THERE GEEZ

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Cathelle: Haha and I totally forgot my umbrella so now I’m totally soaked! 😀

Diana: Who the hell are you?

Um…*checks family tree* That’s one of Calliope’s twins as it happens. So your cousin.

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Desmond: GUESS WHAT

What

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Desmond: It’s my birthday!

Heh, if you guys remember I said Desie had 1 day left before growing up…well one day has passed! One of the 12 I need to pass for this chapter

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Cat&Diella: *already gone to do god knows what*

Diana: Okay, my patience has been used up. I’m off to bed.

Cédric: OHMYGAW YOU GUYS THIS IS MY KID AND YOURE NOT EVEN STICKING AROUND

This actually makes me so sad

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Desmond: Thanks dad, for sticking around and all. *gains perfectionist trait*

Cédric: I kinda wish I hadn’t now.

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And here he is!

All grown up and pinkafied ;D

Apparently pinkafied is a real word…

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AHHHHH

Look at him

He looks so much better in RSL than in CAS, I think that’s the first time this happens to me! Child you’re gorgeous.

Desmond: Thank you very much 😉

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You pain me Diana.

Diana: I need arm surgery.

-5

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Seems we got double the gifts this time! For some reason…

Mascot: One day the peer pressure’ll get to you. Then, oh yes THEN, you’ll send your sims to us. HAHAHAHAHAH

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The collection continues to grow. I’m saving these for another one of those times where I go bankrupt, cause we know that happens at least once a generation.

Paparazzi: Is that an attempt at symetry? What a load of garbage.

You’re still here? Are you stuck or something?

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I’m not sure what’s worse…

  1. The fact that you were literally standing right in front of the toilet and ran out to go vomit OUTSIDE

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  1. The fact that you’re vomiting in front of a ranom guest/stalker Mortimer Goth
  2. or
  3. THE FACT THAT YOU’RE VOMITING AT ALL

With your head stuck in the fence to boot.

The nausea is apparently from an unknown source…Did you and Cédric do the heebie jeebies while I wasn’t looking!?!?!?

Guess we’ll just have to wait and see…

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Mortimer: OHMYGOD THAT WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER WTF

Catarina: *rolls want to eat grilled cheese*

And the cravings begin…SERIOUS THO CAT, don’t be getting pregnant on me, this is horrible timing.

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Looking closer, Mortimer’s looking pretty good.

Might add him as a potential spouse….

Mortimer: Why do I suddenly feel watched?

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Catarina: Could be the cowplant behind you.

Mortimer: ……

Cédric fed it this morning, y’all are good for now.

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Erm

Might’ve given Mortimer a small makeover…

But hey! He looks fine with it!

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Diana: Is there a stranger digging in our fridge?

It would seem so.

Diana: IS THERE A STRANGER GOING FOR MY CAKE?

Mortimer, you’re crossing into dangerous territory.

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This is what Diana does when she feels lonely. I swear.

Diana: LOOK INTO MY EYES, who needs umbrellas am I rite?

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Diella: Omg that’s so talented, making his umrella disappear like that!

Diana: ……

…..?

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Oh that’s nice Mortimer. Surprised Desie is still sleeping.

Mortimer: I am the master, watch this green one.

Dino: I WATCHES THE GREEN ONE

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Diella: And really I just needed to applaud your hard work. Look at me applaud! *applauds*

Diana: This is f*cking weird.

Yes, this string of friendly interactions is making me think Diella might have turned a new leaf…

Diella: No dumbnuts, do you NOT see the skill bar above my head? I’m skilling! GOD

Diana: But why, OF ALL PEOPLE, with me!?

Diella: Mum’s painting, step-dad went to do stuff and Desie is sleeping.

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Guess who’s going to Didier’s party (remember, Daniel’s dad?) in a police car?

It’s Cat that’s who! Didn’t even know she had it! She just pulled it out of nowhere!

Might be cause Cédric is in the law enforcement career.

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When we got there Cat and I decided to peak inside the window before going inside.

Yes peeps, that’s my baby Cameron.

It’s so rare to see him nowadays but OMG YOUR HAIR NUUU

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There I feel better now.

Hi Cameron.

Cameron: HHHHEEEYYYY

….Are you high or something?

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At this party we’ve also got Chance alone in his corner. He kept the mustache but decided to shave his head. Not gonna help him there.

And in the kitchen we’ve got Juliano. Who is Juliano? Well Juliano is Leilanie’s fiance. Leilanie is Bree’s daughter, but she’s also Diella’s half-sister because low and behold, Leilanie’s dad is Luke. Remember? Before Catarina broke them up? Yeah Luke and Bree had a kid who got engaged to that yellow fairy.

THE FAMILY TREE IT BEGINS

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In the bedroom we’ve got a suspicious scene involving Juliano’s father-in-law and Daniel’s daddy.

Luke: Okay boys. Who’s next?

Oh yeah and before I forget, Cameron and Didier are engaged…but their relationship’s been pretty rocky lately.

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Two seconds later everyone starts running out the door.

Luke: POLICE POLICE

Chance: MY SISTER IS AN UNDERCOVER COP AAHHHHH

Cameron: Really? Well damn

Catarina: Knew I shouldn’t have taken Cédric’s car.

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The fact that Chance lives right over there amuses me.

Juliano: If things don’t work out with Didier man, CALL ME

Catarina: Party seems kind of over so I’m going to go soil the toilet.

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NO STOP IT STOP BEING GLITCHED IN A SPOT

Catarina: But look at my face voice. Is this not the face of a happy woman?

I REFUSE

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GAH

We’re so late in the generation though! This baby doesn’t even have the chance of being heir! You’ve doomed it to sparehood from BIRTH.

Catarina: I want another baby boy 😀

Cédric: *in bg* I WANT A BABY BOY TOO

ARG

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Oh my god baby why are you so sad!?

Desmond: I just cleaned the shower and realized it was for nothing cause I’m not even going to be heir.

Erm Desie, the audience didn’t know that yet.

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Desmond: *climbs in shower* Well it’s pretty damn obvious so you should just tell them already!

Nah they can figure it out. Or else they’ll find out in 8 days.

Um, if ya don’t mind me asking WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Desmond: Something you really don’t need to write about.

Still gunna do it

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Desmon: Suit yourself! *continues pranking shower*

Really you’re a horrible good sim Desie.

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WTH

Diana: DARN IT

-5

Diella: HAHA LOSER, guess who’s actually heir?

Desmond: To think it was a close tie between these two.

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Diana: ah sh*t

-5

Are you serious right now?

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MAY YOU ALL ROT IN THE BACKYARD

-5

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Diella: Guess who just got a one-star celebrity for chatting online for 10 hours straight? Hooyah!

That was actually an interestingly pleasant surprise.

I should get points for when a sim reaches 5-star celebrity. *decides to add it to the point list*

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Desmond: Mom’s stomach is suspiciously big…

Yeah you’re going to be a big brother.

Desmond: WHAT

I know how DARE she

Desmond: There’s going to be another Desmond running around stealing the spotlight?

Er, it’s not going to be a Desie Clone. IT BETTER NOT BE A DESIE CLONE

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And then Diella sat up, hit her head on the diving board and proceeded to drown in the pool again.

Diella: Can I not stargaze in peace?

Nope.

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There is something horribly wrong with this picture Desmond. And it’s not the horrifying amount of empty plasma juice boxes.

-5

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Catarina: You should be happy you can’t be heir unborn shrimp. Or else you’d be stuck painting fantabulistic paintings all day long.

I really am happy with this one. It helps ease the pain of the unborn baby.

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Well that was a quick transition.

Diana: OMG MOM YOU’RE PREGNANT SINCE WHEN

Catarina: COUPLE OF SCREENSHTOS AGO NOW

 

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Catarina: FALSE ALARM. Just really needed to pee.

Diana: Well wow thanks for that. Way to waste my time.

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Catarina: Look I gave birth to a pale green skinned baby which means that yes indeed this is another vampire and it’s also a baby girl which means that my wish still hasn’t been fulfilled and I’m about to pee myself and I’m tired as frick!

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Baby: *begins to cry*

Diana: yeah okay could not get give less of a damn sayonara

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-5

Thank you for that Cat

Okay so that on the floor is Dandruff.

Fav music: Indie

Fav food: Frog legs

Fav color: Aqua

And her traits are Excitable and Good AND she’s essentially dead weight.

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She gets Daniel’s side of the room with Desmond and the dart board.

YES THIS IS SAFE FOR BABIES

And like I care about this one T_T

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Diella: Don’t worry Dandruff, even though ma’ abandoned you on the floor, I will feed you.

Seriously, you’re nice this chapter.

Diella: I have the heavy sleeper trait which means I could train this child to cry when I want it to and EVERYONE but I will be affected. >:D

Um I see.

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Well ain’t Dandruff popular.

Diana: Okay your turn is up HAND OVER THE BABY.

Catarina: You girls know its MY baby right?

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Diana: PER USUAL, your fat ass is in the way!

Diella: I’m just going to ignore that highly offensive comment and keep the baby.

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So prom is happening and the limo is too lazy to park in front of the house so the kids gotta walk there.

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Dog: WHY U NO LET ME IN. I got dance moves to show off people!

Anywho here comes the prom notifications!

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Desie’s got stray eyes tut tut

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And while Diella failed, Diana decided she’d had enough of this party, and LEFT THE BUILDING.

Of course due to the blow to the head he got, Desie followed suit.

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AND THEY BOTH PASSED OUT. T_T

-5 x 2

Paparazzi: Talk about RUDE

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Diella, absolutely terrified of the monstrosity that appeared before her decided to join her siblings outside.

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AND PASS OUT AS WELL.

-5

Let me just say…YOU ALL SUCK

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This is me silently cursing you all

-5

Last chapter of gen 3 and you can’t even be bothered to stay up on your feet.

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*le sigh*

-5

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*le f*cking sigh*

-5

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Hey look, daddy acknowledges presence of baby!

Cédric: I didn’t even realize…since it’s you know not a boy and all. So we getting a boy?

NO MORE BABIES. That wish is just going to stay in Cat’s wish holder till she dies T_T

Catarina: *wishes to have a baby with Cédric*

YOUR WISH HOLDER IS FULL WOMAN

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Diana: DESIE I’M LONELY

Desmond: Good for you >.>

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Diana: Holy hell, you good people are USELESS scumbags

Desmond: Yeah I know what you mean, that kid just won’t stop screaming. I can’t sleep at all!

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Diana: I was talking about you dumbnut

Desmond: So that was boring as hell then. Please get out of my room.

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This is me shaking my fist at you!

I sure hope your personnality improves when it changes!

-5

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And then a meteorite suddenly fell on both of you, and the loss of points would negate ALL the points you’ve ever made me lose.

-5 x2

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WHAT IF YOU ALL JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY DIED

-5 x2

Diella: BIRTHDAYBIRTHDAYBIRTHDAY

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Yes, you’ve guessed right, it’s finally Diella’s birthday!

Diella: Finally a birthday all to myself. This is where you reveal I’m actually heir right!?

Urm, I actually have bad news to tell you. Bad news x2….

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Diella: T_T

Yeah well Dandruff’s birthday is today too.

Diella: Y tho. Why. Every. Single. Time.

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OH MY GOD SAVE ME PLEASE

SOMETHING MESSED UP JUST HAPPENED

IM TRAUMATIZED

LET ME JUST CURL UP IN A BALL AND CRY

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*still highly traumatized*

Ahem so, I fixed her up (just some weird glitch) and Dandruff is just all kinds of wrong.

That hair? I have no idea where she got it. NO ONE on either side of her family has that.

Dandruff: It’s called being original.

I can’t wait for you to grow up already so I kick you the hell out.

Now off we go to see Diella and reveal to her the second bad news.

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YOU’RE NOT HEIR

Diella: ……..*silent rage face* Worst birthday EVER.

Added trait: Angler

Help ease this poor girl’s suffering by adding her to your game! : in other words, up for download!

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Diana: Y’all know what this means right? If Daniel, Desmond and Diella aren’t heir…

Desmond: OH GOD ;-;

Diella: Heh…heh…*face twitch*

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Diana: I’M HEIR. I’m the motherfucking heir.

Diella: EHHHHH

I think Diella died. Again.

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It was a really close tie between Diella and Diana, but eventually Diana won the battle.

So buh bye darling. You’ve got a REALLY traumatic childhood, what with having died and all, but I’m sure you’ll do fine in the real world.

Dandruff: DINO HERE I COME

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GO and make beautiful purple haired babies plz

Diella: Thinking about it, I’m actually SO happy to not be stuck here till I die. 😀

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Dandruff: Heh…heh…DIIINNNOOO

JUST GO AWAY

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Catarina: So daughter. Are you ready to become the first supernatural torch holder?

Diana: Hell yeah. And there are a LOT of changes that are going to be happening too. We gonna get a satan cat for one, maybe another cowplant, and I was thinking about getting a torture room.

-_-

Desmond: How long am I stuck here?

Till you grow up buddy…which means 12 days.

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Diana: Perfect! Park right here mister.

Busdriver: *brakes screech*

That’s not dangerous at all.

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Diana felt like being social.

Nikolas: Why are you getting off here? This is my home.

Diana: > 🙂

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Nikolas : DON’T FOLLOW ME STALKER

Diana: But that defeats the whole point of being a stalker!

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Hey look at that, he’s a gothik!

Diana: Take tips from this house voice. I love the vibe coming off it.

Noted.

Nikolas: MAMA PAPA HALP

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Gunther&Cornelia: SON WHAT HAVE YOU BROUGHT

Nikolas: I’m sorry I couldn’t shake her off ;-;

Hey look its Mortimer!

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Diana: Hide, oh hide all you want, I will get in that house and be social >:D

Nikolas: O_O plz save us all brother

Mortimer: Hell no she’s your problem.

Diana: Let me in Mortidear

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Mortimer: No.

Diana: We let you in our house!

Mortimer: No.

Diana: LET ME IN NOW YOU CAKE STEALER

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Diana eventually figured out the door was unlocked, entered their house and sped past them.

She proceeded to angrily stomp up the stairs all the way to the attic.

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Where she put on her heels to kill the lonely flamingo.

Flamingo: ;n;

Diana: THAT’LL TEACH THEM

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Desmond: !! We have a fireplace!

Yeah nobody uses it. Like half the things in this house.

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Desmond: Well no surprise! Do you know how dangerous this could be? LIGHTING A FIRE IN A HOUSE!?

Yes well it’s happened several times in this family, I think you’re all used to it by now. And on top of that nobody’s actually died from fire yet.

Desmond:

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Nikolas: OMG PLZ JUST GO AWAY

Do I even want to know?

Diana: I’m going to go hypnotize his mom now.

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Oh what’s this? I was not aware of this. You’re attracted to Mortimer?

Diana: …To that cake stealer!? NO.

There was a hesitation in your voice.

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Diana: I’m busy terrorizing these folks voice GO AWAY.

Cornelia: whut did I do to deserve this

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I AGREE. I AGREE ON SO MANY LEVELS

-5

Catarina: Chapter’s getting kinda long.

Yeah I know, still 3 days to go before Diana grows up!

And a longer chapter to make up for my prolonged absence? *cough*

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Catarina: And this is how you decide to use your last bits of control over me?

What can I say? I’m a sucker for cash.

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And I need cash to get back points for all the ones these guys make me LOSE.

-5

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It’s beginning isn’t it. 3 days left and they’re all just failing on me. A last fail run T_T

-5

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*camera zooms*

O^O

Rosaria: Smells like burnt flesh

DESIE

YOUR ASS IS ON FIRE

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*camera zooms again*

BUT I PAID THE BILLS

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME

-5

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Desmond: I suddenly feel so very tired…

*hastily orders Cat to get all the way here*

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Desmond: OMG IM ON FIRE

I KNOW IM FREAKING OUT OVER HERE

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Desmond: No someone help me! I’m sinking!

O^O

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DON’T DIE ON ME

Desmond: Help me!

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Desmond: *muffled* HALP

D:

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Desmond: *just so dead*

-10

I have horrible, horrible, jinxing capabilities. Oh my god. Why.

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Bobby: Wow lmao who forgot to clean that up

AHHHHHHH

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Diana: OH MY GOODNESS, THE AMABASSADOR OF GOODNESS HAS DIED. My brother ;-;

I CANT BELIEVE THIS

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TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

Catarina: Geez making such a big deal over this

WWAAAHHHHH

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Reaper: Hey y’all, bit late to the party sorry, was catching up on a good simlit.

I can’t even – just — what is it with this generation?!?

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This is why we have one last wish left.

Catarina: *pulls out genie lamp* See? This is why this isn’t such of a big deal anymore.

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I know he’s just a spare but…DESIE COME BACK

Reaper: I’m not even done reaping him geez.

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Catarina: Do you understand what needs to be done genie?

Genie: omg finally going to get rid of you!

Poor Diana couldn’t take it.

-5

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Desmond: I was actually kind of liking the other si-

Catarina: SHUT UP AND LET YOURSELF BE RESURRECTED

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

I’m going to miss you torch holder ;-;

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DESMOND IS BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE

And I’ve officially lost the lamp, which means no more deaths because I won’t be able to do anything about it.

If Dandruff dies that wouldn’t be much of a problem though.

Okay attempting a fast forward, this chapter is getting long.

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*two seconds later*

CÉDRIC

Cédric: My one and only son died! How else am I supposed to react!?

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2 days left

I just need to point out that this kid is in general an absolute abnormality.

The age bar for toddlers is at 6 days right now yet somehow she still has 10 days left at least before growing up! She did the same to me as a baby! The age bar was set at 2 and she had herself 4 days!

It’s like she just wants to stay here forever T_T

Dandruff: >;D

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Seems suspicious doesn’t it.

-5

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FINALLY OMG FINALLY

And that concludes it. All gen.2 children have died.

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IM TRYING TO FINISH A CHAPTER HERE DIANA

-5

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One day left!!

Are you excited?

I’m excited!

Generation points!

Diana: I AM. 😀 Btw, I want a birthday party. And I want you to invite Diella over so I can rub my heirship in her face again. She left too quickly.

That can definitely be done.

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CALL THE PARTY PEOPLE

Catarina: You have one hour to get you here you guys. You better be here. T_T

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Diana: Oh look at that, the revived puppy dog is sad cause its my birthday today!

Desmond: I don’t think anyone realizes the doom they’ve put on this bloodline.

Cédric: Is peeing alone too much to ask for?

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FIRST GUEST

Hahah, Charlie, midlife crisis much?

Charlie: I’m a ghostbuster now okay?

Okay man, okay

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It seems we have a trio of black-haired men.

That’s Daniel on the left btw

I couldn’t not invite James guys, after all he is Diana’s dad.

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Daniel: Oh wait I just remembered how much I hate this place, BYE

WELL WE DIDN’T WANT YOU EITHER GEEZ

What a great start.

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Catarina: I remember you as well photobooth man.

I sure hope you do. Happens to be your daughter’s AND your husband’s dad as sick and twisted as that sounds.

Diana: CAN WE GET TO THE CAKE NOW?

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Chelsea’s here!

Chelsea: Still trying to rock that oufit?

Charlie: It’s working better for me than that hair of yours.

Chelsea: T_T

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Okay Crystal, Cameron and Diella have arrived!

Everybody worth mentioning is here!

Didier: *getting out of car* Hey!

Let’s get this birthday party started.

Chapter is so long I think I’m going to split it

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HOLD IT IN TILL AFTER

Diana: Oh don’t you worry voice. I’m just using the bubble to hide Diella’s face

Diella: T_T

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*hours later* People got bored of waiting and went home. Only Kyxa is watching the vampiric transformation.

Catarina: Technically I’m watching my daughter since I’m watching Diella who’s watching Kyxa who’s watching Diana.

Diana: Nobody cares cause I’m growing up!

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And grow up she did!

With the kleptomaniac trait! Beautifully suited which also granted her her liftetime wish: Possession is nine tenths of the law.

This is going to be fun!

Once again sorry for the long wait, and even though I’m so stoked for this next generation, I’m busy so I probably won’t have the chance to work on the Idanezys anytime soon.

Nonetheless, GENERATION POINTS! See ya next time!

 

Self-wetting: 73 x -5 = -365

Failing school : 5 x -5 = -25

NPC visit: 3 x -5 = -15

Passing Out: 222 x -5 = -1110

Accidental Deaths: 2 x -10 = -20

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 7 x +5 = +35

Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 2 x +40 = +80

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 3 x +5 = +15

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0

Every 100,000$: 2 x +20 = +40

TOTAL: -1160

IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO COME BACK FROM THIS NOW?

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Comments on: "3.10 – The last fail run" (12)

  1. Wow… Desmond actually died. I’m surprised you brought him back lol. And Dandruff. I loved that name in my ISBI. She is definitely an abnormality though. So much going on that I don’t even know where the heck it came from lol.

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  2. Ok so you’re going to think I belong in an ISBI with this next question: what’s the last chapter I commented on before this one?!? My stupid WP app has crashed and burnt and I can’t find my link to the next chapter I was reading T_T
    Sent via my BlackBerry from Vodacom – let your email find you!

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  3. I just started following the Idanezys about a week ago, and I must say, they are quite the idiots, aren’t they? At least they live up to the ISBI name.

    What is it with this generation? If there wasn’t the genie lamp (or in Rham’s case, a trait) you would have had 3 accidental deaths! That’s gotta be a new record somewhere.

    To answer your question about Dandruff, she has the extended lifespan from when Cat wished it from the Genie. It’ll be even more fun when she’s kicked out because she’ll have the vampire lifespan AND the extended lifespan! She’ll be around a very long time. It also looks like she may have a mix of hair from Cat with some random genes thrown in. Either way, it’s too bad that she snuck up on you. (Reminds me off a certain founding couple in the D’amour BISBI who sneaked a baby as well… He also had the extended lifespan and I believe the kid is a YA while the 3rd gen is about to take over as young adults. He’s just a human too so I bet Dandruff will be around past gen 15 at least.)

    I think Diana will be an interesting heir to say the least. The challenge now is trying to get her gen to try and dig themselves out at least somewhat of the point hole that’s been there long before her. I’d love to see where her gen goes!

    Sorry if I got a little wordy here, I don’t usually comment on posts. You’ve got a good thing going so far so I hope that you keep at it!

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    • Hiiii!
      Yes they’re a bucket of idiots determined to take away all chances of me getting points.
      I really don’t know what was up with the deaths, but boy am I glad for genie lamps. At the very least my torch holder wasn’t a victim!
      Huh…but I thought I wished the extended lifespan on Cat only? Dandruff wasn’t even born yet?

      Is there even hope for me at this point? -1000 pts! Well let’s hope Diana is up to the job!
      Thanks! And I’m definitely keeping at it. I’m being a little slow with chapters nowadays, but I definitely haven’t forgotten about them 😀

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      • I’m pretty sure that all of Cat’s children she has after she made the wish will have the extended lifespan now. I think that’s just how the wish works.

        If you can get your sims to start giving you positive points every chapter instead of adding to the negatives is an improvement at this point. May you’ll be in the positives a few generations down the line! Gotta keep hoping for that anyway. *thumbs up*

        Life has a habit of getting in the way of everyone’s favorite past times it seems. Glad to hear that you’re still going to be putting up chapters (because it sure is fun to snoop into their crazy lives.)

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      • Huh that’s really neat to know.
        At this point I’ll be overjoyed if I can get higher than -1000 XP
        That and the discovery of a new tv show. 😛
        Well thanks for reading! It’s always nice to know people are taking pleasure in watching my game fail XD

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  4. Please don’t hate me, lol, but I actually kinda like Dandruff… She seems really creepy… But sorta cool? Like in an Alice in Wonderland kind of way? No? Okay.
    POOR DESIE! But YAY for Diana! I was hoping for her ^_^

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