The SANE are a dying species

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Guess what’s for supper?

Desmond: I JUST HAD A FEW TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

Let’s just jump right in this chapter here y’all. It’s an emotional rollercoaster for me T^T

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Desmond: *begins wailing*

Cédric: Don’t worry son *sniffle* Your dear mother will come back to us eventually.

Desmond: (actually just realized people didn’t pick me as heir again)

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Yes, I’m trying to get Catarina back but STUFF HAPPENS

Diana: Kill me now

Yes I know im sorry this is almost over.

*Most likely to offend others*

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-5

Cédric: Son. Spawn of mine. Couldn’t you have peed yourself not in front of my room?

Desmond: I FEEL TORMENTED RIGHT NOW

Take your conflicted self away NOW

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Er…you were outside why is it necessary to enter Dandruff’s room to resuscitate your mother??

Diana: Look at my poor little sister. She just seems so lonely.

Yeah cause I’d forgotten she even existed again.

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Dandruff: You shouldn’t be so quick to dismiss me. ILL BE HERE FOR A LONG TIME.

STOP IT

Rufus: *poofs into existence*

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Rufus: *closes eyes* MY BODY IS READY

*facepalm*

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Rufus: My hand is really close and I haven’t been hit yet…should i…dare??

Diana: This amuses me.

GEESUS GET ON WITH IT

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Diana: ok ok, how’s the lighting now? Bring back my mom?

Rufus: YUP. Perfect lighting.

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Diana: HOLY- genie magic is so hot

>_>

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WELCOME BACK

Catarina: Heh knew you’d bring me back

If you kill yourself again I won’t.

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Catarina: Mama’s back darling!

Dandruff: Finally someone to care for me!

Not for long if she doesn’t eat.

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So I leave these two in their little corner with a few friendly interactions and next thing I know Rufus calls her house too claustrophobic and they start fighting like an old married couple.

Diana: YOU’RE SUCH A BIG BABY

Rufus: WHAT IF I AM

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Diana: You’re creepy without hair.

So the hot tub is entirely Diana’s wish’s fault tbh.

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Rufus: I can’t believe you put on your outdoor clothes to go in the hot tub.

Diana: Feels so good. Leather jacket weighing me down, oh yeah…

Rufus:

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Oops my hand slipped.

Diana: Did you just suddenly grow hair all over.

Rufus: Uh yeah…Does it look good?

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Diana: Does my shoe look good?

Rufus: -_-

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Diana: MFMF WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Rufus: Making sure you can smell my pheromones

Diana: WTF

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*dying on keyboard*

Rufus: Is it working?

Diana: ….A LITTLE BIT YEAH

Rufus: What if I massage that foot of yours?

I can’t even-

*camera zooms*

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WHAT THE HOLY MOTHER OF HELL

ARE YOU SERIOUS

cockblock much

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

-10

It hasn’t even been 24 hours! CATARINA

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THIS IS ME NOT BRINGING YOU BACK THIS TIME CAT

You were warned.

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Desmond: THAT’S ONE WAY TO DESTROY A TEEN. GIVE HIM HOPE AND THEN TEAR IT AWAY.

Your mom had it coming.

Desmond: YOU’RE THE MOST HORRIBLE PERSON WHO EVER LIVED.

I WARNED HER OKAY.

Grim: I vote to bring her back. My record in resuscitations is just three.

Shut up you

Diana: I’m going over to the neighbours

Desmond: SISTER WAIT DO SOMETHING. MOOOOOMMM

Grim what are you still doing there?

Grim: Watching him in pain is amusing me. I haven’t had a break in ages okay? I deserve one for a double reaping.

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Diana: Grim’s got the right idea…a little bit of comfort from others’ misery 😀

I encourage this. Just plz don’t steal a rock!

I need comfort too

We stole three lights today.

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Oh Desie

-5

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OKAY SO

The lights should’ve brought everything she stole to a total of 670, but for some reason the whole thing reset? And now it’s only 225?

THINGS DO NOT BODE WELL

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So wtf ever let’s just start over, it’s not like I was that far anyway FHOKNLASKNV

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Oh, gee I’d forgotten about milking the cowplants.

Brittney: I got it covered!

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Brittney: *drinks it* OH yeah that feels good!

Thanks for wasting it on your ghostly ass 😡

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Desmond: DON’T LEAVE ME SISTER I’M IN A BAD PLACE RIGHT NOW

Diana: Desie, when I come out of the all-in-one-bathroom you better be out of my room.

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Oops forgot her again

-5

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Cédric: SCREW WORK

-5

Screw you. GET OVER IT. She already died once

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She’s ready for work apparently. All in blue! (even lipstick??)

3 & Diana: GET OFF MY LAWN KID

Kid: OH god

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Cédric: DAUGHTER OF MINE YOUR MOTHER DIED. I AM SUCH SAD.

Dandruff: I DON’T CARE

Stop being a poop Cédric. CAT ASKED FOR IT.

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DESIE

Desmond: I don’t need school I’m MOURNING

OAISHCJNSAK

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YOU’RE USELESS

-5

God I hate mourning

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So the weird yellow demon tail barking at her made her pass out.

-5

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Oh my god there’s a whole family of dogs in here

Diana: Are you done? Can I swipe now?

Yes yes of course

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Swiped ourselves a few flamingos, such excitement.

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Desmond: All alone. I need to drown my sorrows in a snow cone.

Goodness sakes

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Meanwhile! I’m so exasperated with these mournings that I finally bought that cat!

I swear the adoption agency said it was a kitten…

BUT I GUESS NOT, whatever (liars)

His name is Diablo because I am original.

He’s adventurous, lazy and clueless. A bit like the grim reaper.

Grim(far away): EXCUSE ME

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-5

Diablo: *pokes* Confirmed death. My reign begins.

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Desmond: SO SAD *sobs into snow cone*

Meredith: This is my bench SCREW OFF

Desie baby come back home

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Oh hey you listened

Desmond: Mom’s grave is still outside. DOES THIS MEAN-

NO

Desmond: BUT-

*moves grave* nope

Desmond: D,:

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Desmond: MA CANT MAKE FOOD FOR ME ANYMORE. I have to learn to feed myself 😦

-5

Jeesus Cédric. Why are all the spouses always so USELESS

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T_T

-5

Diablo: Humans tut tut

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Oh my god you’re all a bunch of useless crapazoids

Cédric: IT’S OKAY, FAMILY SUPPORT

Just pee on the toddler Desie why don’t you

-5

Dandruff: I WANT ANOTHER FAMILY

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Diana: I’m the only sane person here. It’s just you and me against the world Dandruff

Dandruff: Let’s just leave them here to rot PLEASE

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Screw you Desie

-5

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Diana : Desmond what the hell did I tell you about being in my room

Desmond: ILL JUST BE IN MY CORNER OKAY like I don’t exist *INTENSE SOB*

…>_>

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I swear to you this kid just went from Diana’s room to his dad room JUST TO PASS OUT, it was his only purpose. I don’t-

-5

Speaking of, with the way things are going, Cédric is about to STARVE himself to death.

There are only 4 hrs left to this grieving oh my god let it end already

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Diablo: Yes go vampire. I have the mansion under control

LET’S GO FINISH THAT LTW

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We’re going to be away from the house tho…so just in case let’s feed the cowplants.

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Kid: Um who are you

Diana: A man on a mission. Let me in.

Kid: Oh. Ok.

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Kid: So like this is my house. Apparently we’re rich.

Repairwoman: IM WATCHING YOU

Diana: I like your house hmmm

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It’d be nice if you could steal that telescope

Diana: I agree

Kid: What’s she doing outside? Oooh lamp

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Diana: One down

Kid: *puts on dramatic opera music*

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Diana: I should swipe some lawn chairs too

Sounds good to me, we’ve got an oblivious one on our hands 😛

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Diana: And well since he went upstairs, might as well finish up with a radio

Well that went well! Over 2000$ now!

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Haha this is where I remembered I’d forgotten that she needs the athletic skill for her job.

Also, see Cédric in the background? He’s about to go do something I’m going to document >:D

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I’m so happy someone apart from Amestia the ghost decided to use it!

You guessed it, grieving moodlets are gone! YAY

Also he chose high speed. Of course he did.

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Oops lasted longer than I thought he would

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HE LOOKS SO HEARTBROKEN

And I really hate that outfit, what’s up with it?

Cédric: It’s my work outfit

The one I keep getting notifications of your demotion for?

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Wow lol a broken umbrella

No it’s really a legit broken umbrella.

But he’s had it for how long? Since I first spotted him in town as a teen?

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A wild loading screen appears!

Actually this is just an intermission that this is about the place I got MY NEW COMPUTER.

Updated PROCESSOR and GRAPHICS CARD and MEMORY.

I’m expecting everything to go a whole lot better here on out. LIKE REALLY.

Let’s just see what happens.

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SO FAR EVERYTHING IS SO SMOOTH, LIKE IM DYING

Plus the graphics actually seem better!? There’s more details and the lights AND THE ABSENCE OF LAG

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JUST LOOK AT HIM. Animation is all smooth, no freeze or jumps or rather NOTHINGS

Cédric: You’re really going crazy about this

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH IVE SUFFERED

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DESIE DESIE GUESS WHAT

Desmond: What

YOU CAN BE A REAL SIM AGAIN

Desmond: ……..im going to get something to eat

GOOD BOY VERY GOOD BOY

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Ain’t stopping you guys from merging with things though. Clean that shit up too why don’t you.

Desmond: You sure are asking a lot. MAYBE THIS IS A ONE TIME THING.

DON’T YOU JINX ME KID

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Cédric: It suddenly occurred to me that having a constant live fire in the house isn’t a good idea…

I don’t know what you’re talking about. Never heard of fires starting from this.

Cédric:

There’s a little bit of lag, but a lot less than usual! I do have all settings at max tho

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How is it child? Actually staying at school all day?

Desmond: STRESSFUL. Really surprisingly stressful. I listened to the teacher!?

Heheheheheh

(er pixalized shadows much??) *after loads of research and trials, ends up just completely deleting shadows from game*

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Diana: Stealing from here again?

Oops could’ve sworn we hadn’t! Bah while we’re here.

Lady: GASP A PERSON *goes to bed*

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Swiped some random stuff

Some curtains and some lights, nothing fancy really.

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Erm what are you two doing?

Desmond: Playing catch obviously

THAT’S SUCH A FREE WILL THING TO DO

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Diablo: WHERE IS MY SCREEN TIME

Ok ok woah! Woah! Calm down! Kitty shows devil side!

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Diana: BAD KITTY. What are you trying to do to chairs we rarely use??

Cédric: I’m about to use it.

There’s your screen time Diablo.

Diablo: >_>

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Just for the information…

My sims COMPLETELY neglect the downstairs bathroom because of the all-in-one bathrooms upstairs and that annoys me so I built a bathroom between Diana and Cédric’s room.

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*sudden genie summon*

Diana: Genie I’m bored, keep me company.

Hey look, he kept the hairdo! And gave himself some earrings.

Rufus: You actually want my company??

Diana: Just shut up and follow me.

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Ah this makes sense

Diana: My house is not trashy asshat!

Rufus: Ah but it is- *foomp*

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He’s actually kind of cute guuuuyyysss

But I dunno. He’s definitely an option.

So far he’s a hopeless romantic with a good sense of humor 😛

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Well there you have it no shadows.

Bah it’s not that bad. Nothing on the ground, but it’s definitely a lot more livable than blocky shadows.

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Everybody’s at work/school so we got a babysitter! Haven’t had a babysitter in…have I ever had a babysitter come in this save!?

Dandruff: Look here Susie, you just have to pick me up and leave this place.

Susie: How do you know my name??

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Dandruff: Don’t ask things you don’t want to know.

Susie: O_O

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Let’s show our appreciation for work by vandalizing their grass, yes let’s do this.

Diana: This masterpiece will be worth a LOT of cash

Well the opportunity is going to give us cash soooo yeah!

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Oh really just gorgeous!

Diana: Yeah I’m burning, if you don’t mind I’m going home.

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OK BEST BUY EVER

Desmond: I’m just cleaning the toiler GEEZ

Seriously guys, my game’s had the opportunity to crash five hundred times and it hasn’t yet, and everything is so smooth. Ahhhh feels good

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Cédric: Poor kitty stuck in a dirty litter box

NOFIASKJFFHA

All this cleaning, I can’t take it.

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Stealing from some poor neighbours again, with Meatball as our only witness.

He kind of reminds me of those ball dogs from Mario? Remember these?

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That looks pretty neat

Managed to swipe some pretty neat stuff! We’re at 4 000$ now! Let’s shorten that to 4/50 of the LTW done!

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RHAM IS THAT YOU

Did you come back from the dead to make your grand daughter’s bed?

Rham: Brittney’s mad at me ;-; *lays down and curls up on bed*

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Diana: I have a problem here

Just one?

Diana: I can’t push his ghostly ass off

It’s okay, the game allows you to sleep in the bed while your grandpa naps beside you

Diana:

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GOOD CHILD

*pets head*

Desmond: >_>

(he actually finished it too)

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WE FINALLY GOT A JOB LEVEL UP! She’s level 2 now 🙂

And some random gifts from the mail apparently. Diana has some admirers. (no one interesting)

Diana: Just old men sending me paintings.

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Brittney: Ah granddaughter you look absolutely gorgeous! Have you seen my husband?

Diana: You stink grandma

Brittney: No dear that’s you

Diana: Exactly, I have better things to do.

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Hey look who found the pool which was meant for decoration!

Cédric: So pretty…

Whatchu you looking at?

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Huh, yeah does look pretty neat.

Might as well end it here. On a neat note instead of a FAIL or something. (but who knows, is the new computer the start of positive points!?)

 

 

4 476/50 000$ to LTW

Self-wetting: 75 x -5 = -375

Failing school : 6 x -5 = -30

NPC visit: 3 x -5 = -15

Passing Out: 229 x -5 = -1145

Accidental Deaths: 4 x -10 = -40

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 7 x +5 = +35

Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 2 x +40 = +80

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0

Every 100,000$: 2 x +20 = +40

TOTAL: -1350

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Comments on: "4.2 – The one where I finally get a good computer" (3)

  1. Yay, so pleased your game is running well. They’re still entertaining, though maybe not *quite* as hilariously idiotic as Catarina getting herself eaten by the cowplant within 24 hours of being revived. LOL, your sims are so amusing…to us readers anyway, I know it would be very frustrating to play.

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  2. azzywoods said:

    Oh yay, more Idanezys. I can’t believe Cat died again…! What a freaking idiot.

    Liked by 1 person

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