The SANE are a dying species

4.4 – Bryce Gorman

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Round numbers make me happy

Look at all those souls I’ve contaminated

(hey look you’ve got an approximate of when I started writing this chapter haha)

Now where did we leave off?

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OH YEAH, Desie was LEAVING me

Desmond: Very far away plz and as soon as possible

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Desmond: Bye dad, bye sis

Cédric: I don’t know who that traitor is

Dandruff: Can’t even be bothered to cook us some pancakes before he leaves. *spits on ground*

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Desmond: I don’t understand…after everything I did for this household…*sniffle*

IM SORRY IM NOT MAD DON’T LEAVE

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Desmond: Haha kidding I hate you

GET OUT

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Desie lives here now. I’ve memorized the place so I can send Diana to go rob him later.

Desmond: I’m telling the guys to set up an alarm system.

WHO SHALL BE THE QUICKEST I WONDER

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Athena: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHO IS THAT

It’s illegal to be so cute

Athena: THAT’S SO LAME OMG

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Lucifer looks like he’s in a constant state of laughing at people

Lucifer: Heh hehehehe hehhehehhehhe

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Loook what we got in the mail ;P

Aren’t you so happy Diana?

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Diana: I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT THIS IS PROBABLY A PRANK WHAT IS THIS SHIT LIKE HUH I DON’T CARE

Your lack of fangs is annoying me *opens cas*

Diana: why are you changing subjects

Oh you wanted me to stay on it?

Diana: NOPE

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IF YOU DIE I SWEAR TO GOD

Angelica: If she dies I will take her place as master of this household

Diana: I got this you two

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I can’t get enough of these cats

Like aahhhhhhh

Angelica: I’m giving birth to two more if you’re interested

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OMG

AAHH

Similar coloring, but they don’t got the same faces, still cute af

Both little boys this time

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This is Icarus

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And this is Azazel

I’ll wait till Athena and Lucifer grow up before I get more kitties. YES MOAR, the designs are just really nice. And maybe we can get something a little more different?

It’s not like Diana is producing offspring

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Diana: Does it look like I have the time!? And it wasn’t my decision

Hey look, your fangs loaded

Diana: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT

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*listening to Mad Mad world just as picture is taken*

Icarus: *singing* I WANT TO DROWN MY SORROWS

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I just realized something

My baby Cameron is Diana’s boss!?!?!?!

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GODDAMN IT

They sent me the one opportunity I can’t refuse

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What the ever loving fuck

Who the hell

What are you

EXCUSE ME

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Cédric: Look. A burglar.

AND DIANA IS AT WORK

Beat him up Cédric

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Dandruff: Ah such excitement, a burglar. Hello burglar.

Bryce: This is surprisingly easy. I should come here more often.

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SERVES YOU RIGHT BASTARD

Bryce: My head’s stuck

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This isn’t the time right now STORY PROGRESSION

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IM GOING TO REMEMBER YOUR NAME BRYCE GORMAN

I WILL REMEMBER

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Cédric: It’s okay. I got this. Stealing my bed? Big no no man

Bryce: Ah I’m done here

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Cédric: Oh m gee he escaped with my bed!

You’re a useless pile of trash

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Dandruff: He robbed us. Such tragedy.

Go to hell, both of you.

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NO NOT THE STATUE

OH my god at this point I’m ready to lose 10 pts to call the police

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DIANA

Diana: Humph amateur

Bryce: Ohohoho

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OIHFDAKLSDKA

-5

Diana: He ran off…like a coward…too quick…

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He keeps stealing

He won’t stop

I’m dying on my computer

SOMEONE STOP HIM PLEASE

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AW HELL NO

NOT MY TIME MACHINE

*adds sim to household*

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Oops, suddenly he’s imprisoned with a hungry cowplant?

I wonder how that happened? *eye twitch*

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Bryce: That’s fine! These guns are more than enough to break this glass!

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Bryce: On the other hand…I’m a little hungry…

Coco: *wiggles cake*

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Bryce: how convenient! Food!

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Popup: Coco can’t bring itself to eat the outdoors enthusiast

Of starvation or by cowplant JUST KILL HIM

This goddamn robber destroyed everyone’s mood because they couldn’t do anything for the 6 hours straight he was robbing us OIHFQOKJDKASJNCA

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Dandruff: You can’t hide it anymore dad, I know you’re a VAMPIRE

Cédric: What!? Who told you??

Dandruff: No one. I figured it out ALL ON MY OWN

The interactions sometimes

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Aw hon that’s cute, but we can’t. Got work soon.

Diana: I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY WISHES ARE DOING

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So the cowplants weren’t working, he kept feeding them before they could eat him.

So I stuck the jellybean bush in with him.

Bryce: I just want a burger

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Whut

Haha HAHAHAHAHA

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Oh the irony *wipes tear* it’s too much

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He eats a jellybean!

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And a disappointing result occurs.

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No serious, my game is having fun right now

The irony is just splashed all over this guy

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What? So I put some essentials in his prison…

Not like I want him to make me lose more points than necessary T_T

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Diana got promoted to Lvl 5 so in celebration I sent her to rob Desmond, but it was too late and no one let her in.

Diana: Look Desie! I’m stealing your 200$ outdoor lamps!

Desmond: Yeah ok have fun

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Finally something I buy is used!

ITS SO CUTE TOO

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My game actually cannot stop itself right now

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Excuse me mister, is this what you call work?

Cédric: I feel bad I didn’t catch the burglar so ill catch a fish instead

No, you’re burning, come home.

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Diana: Apparently the social worker is going to pick you up if we don’t socialize.

Dandruff: It’s not like nobody saw this neglect coming now that Desmond is gone

I’m considering losing the pts and letting the social worker take you.

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Diana: So here, take out the trash. Socializing done.

Dandruff: Wow. What a wonderful conversation.

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Dandruff: I wouldn’t forget that I’m going to be here for a long time if I were you. Long enough to see your children be born. T_T

Why are you looking at me? Stop it

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Diana: Guess what? I got the day off Desie >:D

Desmond: I’m warning you, I live with some mega buff people. Don’t try anything.

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Diana: Not like I’m here to steal his stuff! Just want to try upgrading a stove and I don’t want to risk making my house explode.

In actuality, it’s not late enough to steal haha

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And then Cédric died

*huge disappointed sigh*

Cédric: I didn’t catch any….fish…

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Athena: Something smells fishy and dead. I like it.

Are you serious?? -10

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I WANTED BRYCE TO DIE NOT YOU

Cédric: I can go join Catarina now!

Sure vamps live forever, but they’re damn hard to keep alive.

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Apparently the house is so dirty even Death felt the need to clean up.

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Meanwhile Diana waited for Desmond to sleep so she could excitedly steal more of his lamps.

Diana: Enough of these should get me to 50 000$

I don’t think all the lamps in town equal 50 000$

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Diana: oh no my half-brother died SOB

OH NO

Not mourning

Wait, I got just the thing to cheer you up.

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Rufus: Hey look that work out machine is still there. I wanna try it again!

Diana: IM IN DEEP EMOTIONAL PAIN RIGHT HERE

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Rufus: Right sorry *hugs*

Diana: IM SO TIRED OF EVERYONE DYING LIKE WTF

Rufus: Heh this reminds me of when we met for the first time, you know when your mom died the first time?

Diana: NO I REMEMBER THAT

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Rufus: You still have a wish left, want me to bring him back to life?

Diana: ………..no…………

He’d probably starve himself to death again. Had a vampire sim who died three times in a row. Only got revived because of his unlucky trait.

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Diana: You’re making a cute face stop it

Rufus: Sorry?

DARN MY WAITING RULES

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Am I the only convinced he needs to be the spouse??

LIKE GUYS IS IT JUST ME OR

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Lucifer: It’s a GEEEENNIIIIEEE I want a genie for my bday which happens to be today. IS THAT MY GENIE?

Sorry no….I doubt I’ll finish Diana’s LTW today…

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Bryce: WAAAH GOOD OLD CÉDRIC DIED

You didn’t even know him.

And how the hell are you still alive?

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Don’t do this to me child ;-; -5

Dandruff: I’ve resorted to this for attention

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Bryce: I JUST REALIZED IM LOCKED IN. SOMEONE HELP ME.

Took you long enough

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Bryce: *sobs* ALL I WANTED WAS SOME CASH

Your death is nearing, I anticipate it.

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Bryce: Huh? A weird sound woke me up??

The sound of your imminent death

Bryce: plz stop

No I’m serious

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Bryce: MY STOMACH. IM DYING. HOW COULD YOU.

HOW DARE YOU MAKE THAT FACE. You deserved this.

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Grim: Errr

Don’t ask

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Grim: I CANT BELIEVE YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT, you should be ashamed, as a criminal. You’re my fav types you know.

Bryce: I’m sorry ;-;

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Grim: *le sigh* You had one job Bryce. You were created for one purpose. Rob the Idanezys.

Bryce: but I did –

Grim: But I pity you and your prison

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Bryce: Oh m gee thank you grim! You liberated me from my prison!

EXCUSE ME

Grim: I’d run if I were you

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Bryce: Ah shit

HOW DARE

Stupid unlucky trait, IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL YOU LIKE

*fumes*

And no this does not count as an accidental death 😡

I’ll take care of you later Bryce

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As mentioned earlier it’s da kitties bdays today!

Starting with Athena

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Athena: NOM NOM NOM

I actually thought that was her true form for a moment there

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This is Athena all grown up 🙂

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And Lucifer!

They’re very similar, but I think Lucifer is prettier.

Ok so I changed some stuff, mostly backyard stuff, because all of it was annoying me a lot.

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We’ve got a nice official cat area now!

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To the left we have the observation of the Idiot Who Tried To Rob The Idanezys. If he’s sleeping or doing boring stuff there’s some chess, tv and a trampoline to keep you occupied.

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On the right we have a mashup area only my heir will probably access.

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And in this random corner we have the new graveyard, quite lame for now.

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Also some playpen thing because we have a kid named Dandruff.

Dandruff: You do care for me

No

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Athena: I’m starving T_T let’s eat the burglar man

Looooookk self-cleaning litter box aahhhh

Okay so Error Trap is bugging out on me, it won’t stop resetting Bryce Gorman for some reason so I’m just going to end this chapter here and fix it next chap

 

 

12 535/50 000$ to LTW

Self-wetting: 76 x -5 = -380

Failing school : 6 x -5 = -30

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 230 x -5 = -1150

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -50

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 7 x +5 = +35

Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 2 x +40 = +80

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0

Every 100,000$: 2 x +20 = +40

TOTAL: -1375

Is it me or is the speed of ascent…slower? *hopeful*

 

 

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Comments on: "4.4 – Bryce Gorman" (10)

  1. ISBI’s: Fun to play until the idiots decide to do nothing but pass out and pee themselves or die from lack of a brain. Your points aren’t going down too fast at the moment. There’s at least a little bit of hope left! Eventually you might get out of that hole. 😀

    I think your game just wants to watch you suffer. Ah well. It’s more entertaining when all of these things are going on at the same time. XD

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  2. azzywoods said:

    Stupid Bryce Gorman. I don’t know why it’s Unlucky sims that don’t die, that sounds backwards. Rufus…Rufus is so pretty. So pretty.

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  3. This was hilarious. I am totally hooked.

    I did Rufus. Marry him.

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  4. Laughed so hard at you keeping the unlucky burglar and building him a cage. Nice one.

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  5. I’m not a huge commenter, but I have to say that Lucifer is just fantabulous. Hahaha. Love the burglar cage.

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