The SANE are a dying species

4.5 – The Lacies

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JAMES WHITELIGHT YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

For wearing such horrible clothes wtf

So you’ve probably all forgotten, but a while ago Diana got an opportunity to befriend James, so here we are finally.

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Diana: Dad stop laughing at me. IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE. STOP IT.

This is going swimmingly.

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Diana: Hey dad did you see, my teeth grew out! LOOK AT THEM! Aren’t they pretty?? Bet you don’t have any. Bet you’re like all the other glitched vampires in town. Bet I’m the only true vampire.

 

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Diana: Well shit

This is my James we’re talking about.

This is ironic though…considering in my serious story he actually ain’t got no fangs.

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And then James peed himself in front of Lacie the paparazzi and left.

Diana: YOUR SON DIED LIKE A FEW HOURS AGO. STAY AND TALK TO YOUR DAUGHTER.

James: *leaves anyway*

I’m going to imagine none of this happened.

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We did manage to swipe a car before this place closed though! So all’s good.

I’m very happy.

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Diana: Aunt Carly what happened to your face

Carly: I’m a vampire now

Diana: That’s not what I meant.

Carly: 😡

Sims are being turned it seems.

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I don’t want him to die on me every day, I mean I did promise the observation of a jerkwad in captivity, so I bought him a snow machine.

Bryce: Yay.

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Rhamnus Buckthorn is haunting the torn up newspaper.

Rham: FEAR ME

He’s the real deal guys

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We REALLY need some kind of maid.

I wanted to wait till Diana was done her LTW, but this might call for some earlier doing.

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YEEEESSSS

LEVEL 6

YEESSSS

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That’s super cute dear

Let’s go steal some cars. It’s the only way you can get closer to your soulmate.

Diana: >_>

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Lacie : Three star celebrity dumpster diving I see *jots*

Diana: FDIAOKSDS *throws trash at her*

It’s not late enough to steal and the dumpsters looked inviting heh

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Lacie: Smile for the picture darling!

Diana: YOU KNOW WHAT *stinky as hell*

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Diana: IF YOU DON’T STOP FOLLOWING ME I’M GOING TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND BURN YOUR LACE LACIE

Lacie: NO not my lace!

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Diana: Wait where do you live

Lacie: Uh

Diana: Are you a hobo

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Lacie: YOURE MEAN I’M leaving to go home on the bench near the diner

Diana: Drat she escaped

Maybe we could rob those cars now huh

(AND WE DID SO MUCH CASH)

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Look I found another car

AND NOBODY MOVE

IT’S A UNICORN

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Oh my god look at that rainbow

I want to cheat and add the unicorn to the household so bad, but…that’s what I’ve always done. Never managed to actually adopt a unicorn.

Time to put my simming skills to test.

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The stalking is going great

Horse: ‘nother human man those are so annoying

Unicorn: I smell food on it. Don’t scare it away.

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Diana: Hi is it hand sniffing time can I approach

Horse1: OH MY GOD IT’S A HUMAN EW KILL IT WITH FIRE

Horse2: what now

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Horse2: OH M GEE RUN AWAY

Unicorn: *le sigh*

Diana: Pretty horsie

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Unicorn: Okay I’ve sniffed hallelujah where’s the food?

Diana: Well don’t you have attitude

Look who’s talking

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Diana: Here I have an atrocious amount of apples in my inventory for some reason.

Unicorn: OOOOOHHH

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Unicorn: Okay twas fun bye now

NOOOO WE WERE JUST SOCIALIZING

Next time, next time

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Dandruff: I can’t take it anymore, I’m cleaning this up.

Athena: Careful kid! You just spilled some of your dad on me

Oops, somebody left Cédric on the floor. Really need to clean this place.

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Athena and Lucifer look so alike I’m always confused at first so I gave them color collars.

I really was confused because I gave the wrong collar to Lucifer the first time around.

Athena is the orange one :p

 

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Diana: CARLY WAKE UP AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. I want to steal that not suspicious cop car at all and your presence prevents me from doing so.

Carly: jesus Christ okay bye

Turns out it’s our cop car, oops haha

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EXCUSE ME

-5

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Bad Bryce Gorman

BAD

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-5

She looks like sleeping beauty

Dandruff: 😀

And she’s just as useful

Dandruff: 😡

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Haha! I love the wording on this!

And it’s so true. I SHOULD WISH FOR WISHES OOOH

Maybe I could wish for points

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The Lacies have doubled. O_O

Lacie: So heard you’re getting arrested right now. How do you feel about this?

Diana: SHuck

YEAH LIKE THE COPS ARE HERE

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Diana: Got a car just like this one you know. Where’s your uniform?

Cop: Urm forgot it at the dry cleaners

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Diana: *rubbing lamp like crazy* I’LL FREE YOU IF YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE RUFUS

Rufus: Nuuuu that’s illegal

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Rosemarie: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS PLACE. Dandruff your house is scary what’s with all the HUNGRY COWPLANTS OMG

Dandruff: Why do I invite people over

I don’t know. They always just stay on the porch.

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Second set of kitties grew up!

That’s Azazel

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And Icarus

Good thing too, cause Angelica is pregnant with batch #3

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Azazel: And she’s eating ALL OUR FOOD because of it

Lucifer: Dad we need to talk about adding more to our family AGAIN. Weren’t we your favs??

Diablo: I got no say in this boys

Angelica: NOM NOM

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Okay then, summon him behind the cowplant.

Diana: don’t want anyone seeing okay

No no I get it

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Rufus: Hhheeeyyyy looks like you made it out of jail

Diana: 😡

Rufus : heh…

Wrong move Rufus

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Diana: Okay so I just summoned you cause I wanna wish for more wishes

Rufus: …………..

Diana: ITS NOT CHEATING OKAY it’s a totally legit wish

Rufus: Well alright then *claps hands*

YESH. I’m sure this’ll be very useful. (for like instant friendship when the time to free him comes)

Rufus: You stink btw

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Diana: BE A MAN DON’T USE THE HANDLEBARS

Rufus: But this is how I got buff arms

Diana: BY BEING A COWARD? WORK THE SWEAT OUT. Then you can stink as much as I do

Rufus: OK OK!

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It’s field trip time at the theatre for Dandruff

Dandruff: EXCUSE ME LIKE NO OKAY I NEED EVERYONE TO UNDERSTAND. That I have the good trait and am in no way related to the Idanezys. Just for you know future reference.

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Angie gave birth to just one kitten this time, but it’s got her eeyyyess!

It’s a little girl named Aphrodite.

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It’s official! Level 7 of her career reached! Yash

Let’s celebrate with some swiping

Diana: And I mean if they just leave their barbecuee out in the open how can I not?

That and nobody leaves their cars out in the open anymore.

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And then we can’t steal nothing else because this guy decided to start a concert.

Diana: *lines up heckle actions*

Nah let’s just go somewhere else.
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So I was just staring Dandruff while Diana slept, waiting for her to do something interesting per usual when I noticed something REALLY weird

Like a little freaky

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HER RIGHT HAND

Her fingers are elongated like claws, I can’t, you poor thing

 

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Does it hurt?

Dandruff: a little bit but im used to it now ;-;

I’ve never seen this before ever

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QUICK

An unattended sloppy jalopy! Take it before someone notices we’re here!

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I should stop spamming you guys with cats but I’ve never really had cats for a long time or pets in general in sims, so I’m just gushing over them.

Azazel chilling out and Aphrodite looking cute af

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Oh my god why did I not think of this sooner! The museum has a bunch of expensive stuff to swipe!

Also observe, Diana’s promotions finally get her a more decent outfit. Well at least no one can recognize her as easily.

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ALSO WOOT WOOT GUYS WOOT WOOT

That right there is the halfway mark. I repeat we have reached the halfway mark. Rejoice! It’s downhill from here!

I’m excited to actually get this generation started so I’m trying my best to speed through this LTW.

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Angie gave birth again!

LOOK PINK KITTENS THIS TIME

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This creepy angry looking one is a boy named Beelzebub

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And this is a boy too, Zagiel.

Ok maybe I’ll stop now.

I got so many of these kittens right now if any of y’all like one of these cats and wants me to put them up for download say so now before my game does something to them.

Also I’ll probably be giving up a few for adoption soon…like only keeping one from each set. (as heartbreaking as that will be, but portrait panel sort of just died on me)

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I’m actually so mean aren’t I?

Bryce: Does this mean I can go home

No.

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Because she’s awesome Diana is now lvl 8 in her career and- uhhhh

Diana: And that’s another interrogation/torture well done.

I don’t wanna know to be honest.

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Oh.

OH.

Oh my

I thought the ghosts were feeding it. My bad. I’ve never had a cowplant die in my game though, so first time for everything?

Only one cowplant left.

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NOPE NOPE NOPE

Diana we’re so close WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

Diana: It’s taking too long. I’m done with Cameron being my boss and Carly being a coworker who won’t stop texting me.

Le sigh *waits to fill the space with another wish*

 

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Azazel: Human it is time for the feeding

Dandruff: It’s all I do. ITS ALL I EVER DO. Feed the cats

Yeah I know, it’s really boring.

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So Bryce froze haha

Probaby won’t see him again till he thaws in the spring XD

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Is it me or have the plasma juice boxes arranged themselves in a smile??

My god the trash is coming to life!

I’d love to show you guys more interesting stuff but the days really just consist of Diana going to work till 3am, then swiping as much as she can, then sleeping till she needs to go work again. And Dandruff feeds the cats.

With Desmond gone and Cat and Cédric dead there’s no one else to entertain us apart from the cats.

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Because this is the sort of stuff we need in your back pocket right now Diana.

Diana: It’s not going to come and bite me in the ass later. Nope.

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WOW

LIKE I’d take that “average” bonus

Diana: *just mastered athletic skill like right now*

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Dandruff: I’m so BOOOORRREEEDD

Diana: I invited you to come play with me.

Dandruff: Chess? Like plz no. I’ll just go pee for like five hours

Athena: HUMAN EXCUSE ME WHERE IS DA FOOD

Dandruff: UGH

Oh hey look at that, your birthday is tomorrow I hadn’t even realized Dandy dear.

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Dandruff: AH YES I was about to rip my hair out of boredom BUT GROWING UP YES SO MANY POSSIBILITIES

One more step to kicking you out!

Though at this point I really don’t mind your presence. I don’t need to bother with feeding the cats.

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Diana : I can’t swipe. My uncle Chance can see me from AAALLLL the way over there. You know, past the building between us

Chance: Ze pretty snow

*facepalm*

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It’s da birthday!

And Brittney decided to stick around for it 😀

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Bryce: This is not okay. I wanted to see that birthday but someone locked the tiny gate.

I see you made a snowman to express your feelings.

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Brittney: OH hell naw that ain’t my descendant im out of here

Dandruff: I’m so disappointed why

Added trait Loves the cold

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>:P

I admit to having a lot of fun using Dandruff as a guinea pig for a bunch of new cc I got

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Good thing I spent so much time on her look cause she’s still got

34 DAYS AS A TEEN

Feahdsajcnkaj

I sure hope we’re done Diana’s LTW by then. She’ll probably be producing offspring by then!

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Also Aphrodite had her birthday today too.

She’s not as pretty as the others.

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Dandruff come on, I gave you cool headphones, why you gotta do this to me

-5

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Maybe we should train these cats instead of keeping them around cause they’re cute…

Zagiel: HAHAHAHA DESTRUCTION

>.>

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There’s an abandoned car in the middle of the road. Too bad we can’t swipe that.

DIDN’T SCREENSHOT IT, but we’re at over 30 000$ now!

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I’m surprised you’ve managed to survive on just snow cones. I’m sure I played a good week or two since you’ve robbed us.

Bryce: There’s just you and me snow cone

I mean, winter actually came and gone.

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I’m very disappointed, but at least your job got the color coding sort of right this time.

Diana: I have a mask, that’s all that counts.

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OH YES

Level 9 in her career!

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What?? Already 40 000$??? Why this chapter is taking awhile to make BECAUSE I’m speeding through weeks and weeks of sim playing to finish up this LTW.

(plus some houses are mysteriously getting new cars that I can swipe) I have no patience and everyone’s run out of lamps

Soooooonnnnn

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Meanwhile the last batch of kitties is growing up!

Beelzebub is encountering some difficulties.

Athena: Oops did I just open the door in your face my bad

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You scare me

Beelzebub: I’m still stuck

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And that’s Zagiel!

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Buuuut I have a favorite T^T

I’ll probably end up giving all the other kitties for adoption next chapter

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Except Azazel 😀

I just really like his coloring!

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And Lucifer too. Might just keep those two.

Lucifer: HEY DID YA HEAR THAT, I’m preferred to Aphrodite!

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Diana: Smells weird

Azazel: Ahhhh sweet relief

The house is dirty enough as it is!

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I was wondering where you were

Dandruff: Why don’t you just build a bed here already so I can just live here jeesus

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Dandruff: Maybe I’ll go play catch with Bryce…oh wait he can’t leave. 😛

Bryce: *walks into door* YOU’RE MEAN

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Hey look its Bowser!

Diana: WITH LITTLE PONYTAILS HAHA. Now screw off so I scan swipe stuff

Bowser: > 😦

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That night swiping went really well.

DOWN TO THE LAST 5 GRAND

*intense breathing*

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This is where Diella lives (remember, Diana’s purple haired sister? We can sort of see her in the window)

We gotta choose where we swipe the last 5 grand carefully after all!

Diana: She’s sooo gonna miss this lamp

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Her and Bowser? Hahaha oh yeah I’d forgotten about that notification XD

They’ve both suffered with hair problems BECAUSE OTHER SIMS AGE. It’s been so long since Diana grew up but being a vampire, she’s not even ¼ to adult!

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Diella: Oh. YOU.

Diana: My gods. I thought you had white eyes. What is happening with everyone

No really, she didn’t have red eyes before????

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Diella: LIFE HAPPENS *leaves to go woohoo Boswer*

Well okay that was weird

Diana: Tell me about it, what was up with her face??

Story Progression was not kind to my Diella.

Diana: Anyway, how about we get back to what’s really important now?

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Diana: Me swiping her chairs.

I clicked in front of the tv, THE TV IS BETTER

Diana: Please. How do you think we got to 45 grand? With you choosing what we swiped?

Yes.

(Still managed to get a grand, so we’re done to 4 grand left T^T!)

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TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. I have found easy targets, I should be finishing up the LTW this very NIGHT. AHHH. Never done this LTW before and that is 40 POINTS MY WAY.

But while we wait, since apparently she gets the weekends off, I’m getting Diana to start working on that bot-maid this house desperately needs.

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Diana: Geesus christ Lacie wtf are you doing here

Lacie2: I’m actually Annabelle not Lacia

Diana: You’re all Lacies to me.

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Diana: You want to sneak into my backyard and take pictures of me in my swimsuit while I design nanites? Fine. But you gotta be there tonight to document me finishing my LTW

Lacie2: That’s not really news

Diana: I’m deeply insulted right now

Hey guys, I’m kind of reading a 100 baby ISBI challenge at the same time and it kind of struck me that with Diana being a vampire I could probably totally attempt this for her.

Wouldn’t it be funny and messy? You guys would have 100 sims to choose from for the next heir!

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Diana: How about no

But I miss having kids in this house-

Diana: HOW ABOUT THROW THAT IN THE TRASH

Ok fine geez

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GUYS I DID IT LOOK 30 000 LIFE POINTS

Diana: You mean I did it

AAHHHH +40 PTS

AHHHHHHHHHHH

*continues screaming for another hour*

My gods this took forever! I can FINALLY get this generation off its ass! Oh my god!

BUT

Not this chapter haha

But lots of good things to look forwards to next chap

Like me giving Diana a new look, cause I’ve really grown bored of it. (downloaded a ton of CC since too)

And then beginning the RUFUS conquest.

Such good things, such excitement

Also getting rid of some kitties cause my game is slowing down >_>

 

 

Self-wetting: 76 x -5 = -380

Failing school : 6 x -5 = -30

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 233 x -5 = -1165

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -50

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 7 x +5 = +35

Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 0 x +10 = 0

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 2 x +20 = +40

TOTAL: -1315

I tweaked the rules again to give me a little more chance at positive points.

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Comments on: "4.5 – The Lacies" (10)

  1. I want the kitties Aphrodite, Icarus and Beelzebub. You can do it Diana, get your genie.

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  2. azzywoods said:

    Well done on the LTW! Diana x Rufus, yay! Dandruff really is so pretty. Can’t wait for gen 5 kids.

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  3. I lurves Dandruff’s teen face! OMG! And the kitties.

    WTH do you plan to do with your crate-trained pet burglar anyway?

    Oh, yeah, and the LTW 😉

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    • Um I don’t know yet haha. I’m tempted to give him an easel to see if he can make me cash or something.
      I started your wonderland ISBI btw! I’m loving it so far! Can’t seem to comment on it because I don’t know my WordPress account is weird? I’m still on Gen.1, but i’m really loving your approach! It’s funny and amusing 😀

      Like

  4. Hi! I’ve nominated you for the Sunshine Blogger Award… on this site at least, because you deserve it! You can find the post here:

    https://deliriumanddaisies.wordpress.com/2016/08/17/the-sunshine-blogger-award-for-real/

    You don’t have to answer any of my questions, and you can completely ignore my post if you want to. It’s perfectly fine with me. I just thought you should know!

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