JAMES WHITELIGHT YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
For wearing such horrible clothes wtf
So you’ve probably all forgotten, but a while ago Diana got an opportunity to befriend James, so here we are finally.
Diana: Dad stop laughing at me. IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE. STOP IT.
This is going swimmingly.
Diana: Hey dad did you see, my teeth grew out! LOOK AT THEM! Aren’t they pretty?? Bet you don’t have any. Bet you’re like all the other glitched vampires in town. Bet I’m the only true vampire.
Diana: Well shit
This is my James we’re talking about.
This is ironic though…considering in my serious story he actually ain’t got no fangs.
And then James peed himself in front of Lacie the paparazzi and left.
Diana: YOUR SON DIED LIKE A FEW HOURS AGO. STAY AND TALK TO YOUR DAUGHTER.
James: *leaves anyway*
I’m going to imagine none of this happened.
We did manage to swipe a car before this place closed though! So all’s good.
I’m very happy.
Diana: Aunt Carly what happened to your face
Carly: I’m a vampire now
Diana: That’s not what I meant.
Sims are being turned it seems.
I don’t want him to die on me every day, I mean I did promise the observation of a jerkwad in captivity, so I bought him a snow machine.
Rhamnus Buckthorn is haunting the torn up newspaper.
Rham: FEAR ME
He’s the real deal guys
We REALLY need some kind of maid.
I wanted to wait till Diana was done her LTW, but this might call for some earlier doing.
That’s super cute dear
Let’s go steal some cars. It’s the only way you can get closer to your soulmate.
Lacie : Three star celebrity dumpster diving I see *jots*
Diana: FDIAOKSDS *throws trash at her*
It’s not late enough to steal and the dumpsters looked inviting heh
Lacie: Smile for the picture darling!
Diana: YOU KNOW WHAT *stinky as hell*
Diana: IF YOU DON’T STOP FOLLOWING ME I’M GOING TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND BURN YOUR LACE LACIE
Lacie: NO not my lace!
Diana: Wait where do you live
Diana: Are you a hobo
Lacie: YOURE MEAN I’M leaving to go home on the bench near the diner
Diana: Drat she escaped
Maybe we could rob those cars now huh
(AND WE DID SO MUCH CASH)
Look I found another car
AND NOBODY MOVE
IT’S A UNICORN
Oh my god look at that rainbow
I want to cheat and add the unicorn to the household so bad, but…that’s what I’ve always done. Never managed to actually adopt a unicorn.
Time to put my simming skills to test.
The stalking is going great
Horse: ‘nother human man those are so annoying
Unicorn: I smell food on it. Don’t scare it away.
Diana: Hi is it hand sniffing time can I approach
Horse1: OH MY GOD IT’S A HUMAN EW KILL IT WITH FIRE
Horse2: what now
Horse2: OH M GEE RUN AWAY
Unicorn: *le sigh*
Diana: Pretty horsie
Unicorn: Okay I’ve sniffed hallelujah where’s the food?
Diana: Well don’t you have attitude
Look who’s talking
Diana: Here I have an atrocious amount of apples in my inventory for some reason.
Unicorn: Okay twas fun bye now
NOOOO WE WERE JUST SOCIALIZING
Next time, next time
Dandruff: I can’t take it anymore, I’m cleaning this up.
Athena: Careful kid! You just spilled some of your dad on me
Oops, somebody left Cédric on the floor. Really need to clean this place.
Athena and Lucifer look so alike I’m always confused at first so I gave them color collars.
I really was confused because I gave the wrong collar to Lucifer the first time around.
Athena is the orange one :p
Diana: CARLY WAKE UP AND GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. I want to steal that not suspicious cop car at all and your presence prevents me from doing so.
Carly: jesus Christ okay bye
Turns out it’s our cop car, oops haha
Bad Bryce Gorman
She looks like sleeping beauty
And she’s just as useful
Haha! I love the wording on this!
And it’s so true. I SHOULD WISH FOR WISHES OOOH
Maybe I could wish for points
The Lacies have doubled. O_O
Lacie: So heard you’re getting arrested right now. How do you feel about this?
YEAH LIKE THE COPS ARE HERE
Diana: Got a car just like this one you know. Where’s your uniform?
Cop: Urm forgot it at the dry cleaners
Diana: *rubbing lamp like crazy* I’LL FREE YOU IF YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE RUFUS
Rufus: Nuuuu that’s illegal
Rosemarie: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS PLACE. Dandruff your house is scary what’s with all the HUNGRY COWPLANTS OMG
Dandruff: Why do I invite people over
I don’t know. They always just stay on the porch.
Second set of kitties grew up!
Good thing too, cause Angelica is pregnant with batch #3
Azazel: And she’s eating ALL OUR FOOD because of it
Lucifer: Dad we need to talk about adding more to our family AGAIN. Weren’t we your favs??
Diablo: I got no say in this boys
Angelica: NOM NOM
Okay then, summon him behind the cowplant.
Diana: don’t want anyone seeing okay
No no I get it
Rufus: Hhheeeyyyy looks like you made it out of jail
Rufus : heh…
Wrong move Rufus
Diana: Okay so I just summoned you cause I wanna wish for more wishes
Diana: ITS NOT CHEATING OKAY it’s a totally legit wish
Rufus: Well alright then *claps hands*
YESH. I’m sure this’ll be very useful. (for like instant friendship when the time to free him comes)
Rufus: You stink btw
Diana: BE A MAN DON’T USE THE HANDLEBARS
Rufus: But this is how I got buff arms
Diana: BY BEING A COWARD? WORK THE SWEAT OUT. Then you can stink as much as I do
Rufus: OK OK!
It’s field trip time at the theatre for Dandruff
Dandruff: EXCUSE ME LIKE NO OKAY I NEED EVERYONE TO UNDERSTAND. That I have the good trait and am in no way related to the Idanezys. Just for you know future reference.
Angie gave birth to just one kitten this time, but it’s got her eeyyyess!
It’s a little girl named Aphrodite.
It’s official! Level 7 of her career reached! Yash
Let’s celebrate with some swiping
Diana: And I mean if they just leave their barbecuee out in the open how can I not?
That and nobody leaves their cars out in the open anymore.
And then we can’t steal nothing else because this guy decided to start a concert.
Diana: *lines up heckle actions*
Nah let’s just go somewhere else.
So I was just staring Dandruff while Diana slept, waiting for her to do something interesting per usual when I noticed something REALLY weird
Like a little freaky
HER RIGHT HAND
Her fingers are elongated like claws, I can’t, you poor thing
Does it hurt?
Dandruff: a little bit but im used to it now ;-;
I’ve never seen this before ever
An unattended sloppy jalopy! Take it before someone notices we’re here!
I should stop spamming you guys with cats but I’ve never really had cats for a long time or pets in general in sims, so I’m just gushing over them.
Azazel chilling out and Aphrodite looking cute af
Oh my god why did I not think of this sooner! The museum has a bunch of expensive stuff to swipe!
Also observe, Diana’s promotions finally get her a more decent outfit. Well at least no one can recognize her as easily.
ALSO WOOT WOOT GUYS WOOT WOOT
That right there is the halfway mark. I repeat we have reached the halfway mark. Rejoice! It’s downhill from here!
I’m excited to actually get this generation started so I’m trying my best to speed through this LTW.
Angie gave birth again!
LOOK PINK KITTENS THIS TIME
This creepy angry looking one is a boy named Beelzebub
And this is a boy too, Zagiel.
Ok maybe I’ll stop now.
I got so many of these kittens right now if any of y’all like one of these cats and wants me to put them up for download say so now before my game does something to them.
Also I’ll probably be giving up a few for adoption soon…like only keeping one from each set. (as heartbreaking as that will be, but portrait panel sort of just died on me)
I’m actually so mean aren’t I?
Bryce: Does this mean I can go home
Because she’s awesome Diana is now lvl 8 in her career and- uhhhh
Diana: And that’s another interrogation/torture well done.
I don’t wanna know to be honest.
I thought the ghosts were feeding it. My bad. I’ve never had a cowplant die in my game though, so first time for everything?
Only one cowplant left.
NOPE NOPE NOPE
Diana we’re so close WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
Diana: It’s taking too long. I’m done with Cameron being my boss and Carly being a coworker who won’t stop texting me.
Le sigh *waits to fill the space with another wish*
Azazel: Human it is time for the feeding
Dandruff: It’s all I do. ITS ALL I EVER DO. Feed the cats
Yeah I know, it’s really boring.
So Bryce froze haha
Probaby won’t see him again till he thaws in the spring XD
Is it me or have the plasma juice boxes arranged themselves in a smile??
My god the trash is coming to life!
I’d love to show you guys more interesting stuff but the days really just consist of Diana going to work till 3am, then swiping as much as she can, then sleeping till she needs to go work again. And Dandruff feeds the cats.
With Desmond gone and Cat and Cédric dead there’s no one else to entertain us apart from the cats.
Because this is the sort of stuff we need in your back pocket right now Diana.
Diana: It’s not going to come and bite me in the ass later. Nope.
LIKE I’d take that “average” bonus
Diana: *just mastered athletic skill like right now*
Dandruff: I’m so BOOOORRREEEDD
Diana: I invited you to come play with me.
Dandruff: Chess? Like plz no. I’ll just go pee for like five hours
Athena: HUMAN EXCUSE ME WHERE IS DA FOOD
Oh hey look at that, your birthday is tomorrow I hadn’t even realized Dandy dear.
Dandruff: AH YES I was about to rip my hair out of boredom BUT GROWING UP YES SO MANY POSSIBILITIES
One more step to kicking you out!
Though at this point I really don’t mind your presence. I don’t need to bother with feeding the cats.
Diana : I can’t swipe. My uncle Chance can see me from AAALLLL the way over there. You know, past the building between us
Chance: Ze pretty snow
It’s da birthday!
And Brittney decided to stick around for it 😀
Bryce: This is not okay. I wanted to see that birthday but someone locked the tiny gate.
I see you made a snowman to express your feelings.
Brittney: OH hell naw that ain’t my descendant im out of here
Dandruff: I’m so disappointed why
Added trait Loves the cold
I admit to having a lot of fun using Dandruff as a guinea pig for a bunch of new cc I got
Good thing I spent so much time on her look cause she’s still got
34 DAYS AS A TEEN
I sure hope we’re done Diana’s LTW by then. She’ll probably be producing offspring by then!
Also Aphrodite had her birthday today too.
She’s not as pretty as the others.
Dandruff come on, I gave you cool headphones, why you gotta do this to me
Maybe we should train these cats instead of keeping them around cause they’re cute…
Zagiel: HAHAHAHA DESTRUCTION
There’s an abandoned car in the middle of the road. Too bad we can’t swipe that.
DIDN’T SCREENSHOT IT, but we’re at over 30 000$ now!
I’m surprised you’ve managed to survive on just snow cones. I’m sure I played a good week or two since you’ve robbed us.
Bryce: There’s just you and me snow cone
I mean, winter actually came and gone.
I’m very disappointed, but at least your job got the color coding sort of right this time.
Diana: I have a mask, that’s all that counts.
Level 9 in her career!
What?? Already 40 000$??? Why this chapter is taking awhile to make BECAUSE I’m speeding through weeks and weeks of sim playing to finish up this LTW.
(plus some houses are mysteriously getting new cars that I can swipe) I have no patience and everyone’s run out of lamps
Meanwhile the last batch of kitties is growing up!
Beelzebub is encountering some difficulties.
Athena: Oops did I just open the door in your face my bad
You scare me
Beelzebub: I’m still stuck
And that’s Zagiel!
Buuuut I have a favorite T^T
I’ll probably end up giving all the other kitties for adoption next chapter
Except Azazel 😀
I just really like his coloring!
And Lucifer too. Might just keep those two.
Lucifer: HEY DID YA HEAR THAT, I’m preferred to Aphrodite!
Diana: Smells weird
Azazel: Ahhhh sweet relief
The house is dirty enough as it is!
I was wondering where you were
Dandruff: Why don’t you just build a bed here already so I can just live here jeesus
Dandruff: Maybe I’ll go play catch with Bryce…oh wait he can’t leave. 😛
Bryce: *walks into door* YOU’RE MEAN
Hey look its Bowser!
Diana: WITH LITTLE PONYTAILS HAHA. Now screw off so I scan swipe stuff
Bowser: > 😦
That night swiping went really well.
DOWN TO THE LAST 5 GRAND
This is where Diella lives (remember, Diana’s purple haired sister? We can sort of see her in the window)
We gotta choose where we swipe the last 5 grand carefully after all!
Diana: She’s sooo gonna miss this lamp
Her and Bowser? Hahaha oh yeah I’d forgotten about that notification XD
They’ve both suffered with hair problems BECAUSE OTHER SIMS AGE. It’s been so long since Diana grew up but being a vampire, she’s not even ¼ to adult!
Diella: Oh. YOU.
Diana: My gods. I thought you had white eyes. What is happening with everyone
No really, she didn’t have red eyes before????
Diella: LIFE HAPPENS *leaves to go woohoo Boswer*
Well okay that was weird
Diana: Tell me about it, what was up with her face??
Story Progression was not kind to my Diella.
Diana: Anyway, how about we get back to what’s really important now?
Diana: Me swiping her chairs.
I clicked in front of the tv, THE TV IS BETTER
Diana: Please. How do you think we got to 45 grand? With you choosing what we swiped?
(Still managed to get a grand, so we’re done to 4 grand left T^T!)
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. I have found easy targets, I should be finishing up the LTW this very NIGHT. AHHH. Never done this LTW before and that is 40 POINTS MY WAY.
But while we wait, since apparently she gets the weekends off, I’m getting Diana to start working on that bot-maid this house desperately needs.
Diana: Geesus christ Lacie wtf are you doing here
Lacie2: I’m actually Annabelle not Lacia
Diana: You’re all Lacies to me.
Diana: You want to sneak into my backyard and take pictures of me in my swimsuit while I design nanites? Fine. But you gotta be there tonight to document me finishing my LTW
Lacie2: That’s not really news
Diana: I’m deeply insulted right now
Hey guys, I’m kind of reading a 100 baby ISBI challenge at the same time and it kind of struck me that with Diana being a vampire I could probably totally attempt this for her.
Wouldn’t it be funny and messy? You guys would have 100 sims to choose from for the next heir!
Diana: How about no
But I miss having kids in this house-
Diana: HOW ABOUT THROW THAT IN THE TRASH
Ok fine geez
GUYS I DID IT LOOK 30 000 LIFE POINTS
Diana: You mean I did it
AAHHHH +40 PTS
*continues screaming for another hour*
My gods this took forever! I can FINALLY get this generation off its ass! Oh my god!
Not this chapter haha
But lots of good things to look forwards to next chap
Like me giving Diana a new look, cause I’ve really grown bored of it. (downloaded a ton of CC since too)
And then beginning the RUFUS conquest.
Such good things, such excitement
Also getting rid of some kitties cause my game is slowing down >_>
Self-wetting: 76 x -5 = -380
Failing school : 6 x -5 = -30
NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20
Passing Out: 233 x -5 = -1165
Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -50
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 7 x +5 = +35
Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120
5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20
Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 0 x +10 = 0
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0
Every 100,000$: 2 x +20 = +40
I tweaked the rules again to give me a little more chance at positive points.