The SANE are a dying species

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HEY GUYS WELCOME BACK

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Look, Diana has a new look! Several new looks, but you’ll see them as her insane trait makes her go through them.

Diana: It’s not like I have a pool to show off my swimsuit.

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Bunch of stuff this chapter, but we’ll start with the simple things! Getting rid of the kitties!

I’m only keeping my original ones, Diablo and Angelica, and two of their kids: Lucifer and Azazel.

Somebody asked for Aphrodite, Beelzebub and Icarus so here ya go. Just download them from here

Starting now it’s too late to ask for more kitties, they’re already all up for adoption!

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And now for the fun part!

Diana: Ruuuufffuuuusss

(I’ll admit to actually thinking my game screwed with me and decided to reset the genie)

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Diana: No hard feelings – just need to speed through this friendship thing.

Technically they should be forever bffs at this point, but every time she summons him their relationship is right back to zero T_T

Rufus: I’m not following what’s going on??

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Diana: I’m going to use a wish to free you.

Rufus: What?? You’d do that for me?

Diana: Was the last five hours we spent high fiving and chatting not proof enough?

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Rufus: I don’t know if I want to live in a house like a human though.

EXCUSE ME

I’ve clicked Free the Genie THREE TIMES but he keeps deleting the action or something I DON’T KNOW ITS JUST NOT HAPPENING

Diana: Boi

*5 search minutes later*

Okay apparently Diana needs to have her opportunity slot open or else she can’t free him. GEESUS would’ve like to know that in advance.

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Rufus: I’m just messing around! This makes me really happy, but can you freeze my lamp first, it’s a little toasty in here. I can’t concentrate.

Diana: Excuse me what now?

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Rufus: It’s important! Our timing has to be perfect! So I’ll just go pack my stuff while you do that okay bye

Diana: *grumbles*

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Rufus: TOO COLD TOO COLD

Diana: My gods your picky. Here I’ll warm it up. *puts it in oven*

Rufus: OKAY TOO WARM. What about a cold damp dark place like a catacombs.

Diana: This is getting annoying.

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Rufus: Um what are you doing

Diana: Testing fate

Rufus: Oh okay, I’ll just wait here in my bottle, anxiously, impatiently-

Diana: Okay okay I’m going!

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Meanwhile on the The Others

I know it’s a kitten and they called it Hazel BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ICARUS T-T

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Diana: Okay Rufus. I did everything you asked. I stink and I’m dusty and now it’s time for you to do your part. Just one last summon.

Rufus: ….

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OK THIS WAS KIND OF SWEET TO WATCH

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Diana: Rufus

Rufus: AM I FREE I CANT TELL

Diana: Why are your eyes closed

Rufus: I’m about to open them with FREE eyes Diana, FREE

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Rufus: The free world is gorgeous

Diana: >///> So umm you’re a neat innapropriate angler huh

Rufus: HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME

Diana: It’s in the portrait panel

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Rufus: IM SO HAPPY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FREEING ME

Lacie2: Lol hi

Diana: Screw off Lacie I’m trying to enjoy this hug right here

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Diana: So you can live at my house if you want but there are rules to –

Rufus: Look at all the stars! It all seems so different now. Never got to look at them.

Diana: Geesus hadn’t realized how bad you had it, if you couldn’t even appreciate stars.

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(Still the cutest interaction ever goodness)

Diana: Come here, let me show you the stars I know.

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BUT I MEAN THIS IS MY ISBI

Ghost: HAHA MARTHA COME SEE LMAO it’s a weird couple stargazing COME SEE THIS QUICK

Rufus: They’re so shiinnnyy!

Diana: I decidedly hate this graveyard.

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Now the final spouse test.

Can Rufus find his way home?

Rufus: Diana!? ;-;

Diana: YOU GOT THIS RUFUS

Ghost: Wait where ya going wheres da action

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This is pretty much where – after I spent hours rebuilding the house because I felt like it and I need space – where the game bugged on me. Slowly but surely stuff got slower, build mode got weird and glitchy, then I couldn’t select anything, couldn’t save anything, and when I tried to reload the game it kept crashing on the load screen.

Good thing I saved right before I freed Rufus.

FIGURES A GOOD THING WOULD RUIN MY GAME

I’m in actual pain now because I spent a shit ton of time on that house and I’d actually remembered to save halfway through that time, but it won’t load because that was in the middle of the everything is going wrong bug. I’m just suffering a lot right now.

I’m going to need several days to recover before I can get back in and work on this save again.

*a month later*

Considering I forgot everything and I don’t remember my suffering, let’s try this again.

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I had an extra wish I didn’t make use of last time, but I DID THIS TIME. +100 000$

Which means +20 points!

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TAKE TWO

In broad daylight. Mausoleum didn’t go too well this time.

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Rufus: Hi again! – *snorts*

Diana: Shut up I will beat your ass.

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Mr. The hopeless romantic with a good sense of humour was left on his own to complete the Can-he-get-home-on-his-own spouse test and this is the first thing he does.

Rufus: WHAT COLOR IS MY TONGUE. I cant see it

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Rufus wished to be a journalist so I used his one action to get him that job.

Rufus: I can document what human life is like now

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Rufus: They were so nice :D, they gave me a coat cause they said I must be freezing!

The fact that he has one athletic skill already pleases me to no end.

Rufus: I will be the bestest paper boy there ever was

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He made it home! *cue trumpets*

Diana: Thank god. I thought you’d lost yourself in the snow. I was about to go search for you.

Dandruff: The genie is here. Fascinating.

Rufus: LOOK THE HOUSE it changed

Speaking of! Let me give y’all a super quick tour

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So left to right:

Bathroom, music room, work out room, bathroom, grand area, dining room, kitchen, living room.

And in the middle, the future nursery room *wink wink*

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Second floor, left to right:

Diana’s bedroom, future boy’s room, stairway, bathroom, future boy’s room, dandruff’s room, balcony.

Also a random hole in the boy’s room for some reason???? I can’t get rid of it and I can’t put any floor on it 😡

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Outside we have an outdoor recreation area covered by snow and a skilling shed.

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And on the left we have the observation deck.

Well. Bryce kept resetting on me and I got annoyed of his ass so I had him play around with the philosopher’s stone till he turned to gold.

Then because he’s unlucky he got brought back to life and kept resetting all over the place again so I master controlled his ass into the pit of nothing.

His statue now serves as warning. Maybe I’ll move it beside the cowplant later…

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Diana: You took your sweet time coming back home so I gotta work in an hour, but if you’re a good boy when I get back…*eyebrow waggle*

Rufus: We could work out together??? You could train me again!!

Lucifer: Don’t mind me

Diana: If that’s what gets you going *wink*

Rufus: Ohhhh >///>

Diana: Anywho buh bye work

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Rufus: I feel like eating cake! There was never any cake in that lamp.

Kelsey???: Yeah same, did you know your cake outside is expired. It smells like cow breath ew.

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Rufus: She’s taking my cake! And I’m so hungry :(, maybe I should go fish

Rufus dear there’s fish in the fridge. I MEAN CAKE. Wow actually wrote fish first. Leaving that there I am.

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Dandruff: He’s not doing anything. Can’t even get himself cake. He’s just eye candy isn’t he?

Probably

Rufus: I can hear you ya know

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Well what’s this now

Rufus: Woah…woah…it turns…aaaaaaaaaa

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Oh my god he hypnotized himself

HAHA WOW

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Look at you! Found the fridge!

Rufus: THIS TASTES SO GOOOODD

I’m happy you’re so happy. Hope you’re ready cause Diana has the day off tomorrow and babies need to be made.

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I mean it is Love Day tomorrow, what a perfect day to start the baby making. And with you having 60 days before adult and her 120 days before adult, imagine all the babies y’all could pop out.

I’m in depravation. I need the babies. As many as needed.

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Are u okay

Rufus: Oh god we haven’t even kissed yet I mean does she even want babies shouldn’t marriage happen first does she even really like me that way cause I mean I do but its not that obvious with her I mean maybe that was flirting but I don’t know like I want to hold her hand sometimes and

Ok stop stop its okay Rufus. It will be absolutely fine and dandy don’t you worry your tush.

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Kelsey the hood decided to stay over and do her homework.

Angelica: Food….foood……where is mah fooooooooddd

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I don’t know how I feel about this

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But hey look! Rufus on his first day to work!

Flying in genie style 😀

*later*

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Rufus: OH WE HAD TO DRESS UP?

Diana: I can’t say this outfit suits you as much

Dandruff: Oh it’s a date thing isn’t it. It’s going to get awkward isn’t it

Rufus: A date???

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Diana: Look, thing is I’m kind of a legacy sim and I gotta produce offspring at some pont and I kinda of totally chose you because well obvious reasons, but if you don’t want to have anything to do with me that way (even though I totally freed you btw) tell me now before it’s too late

Dandruff: It got weird bye now

Rufus: Are you kidding? You’re hot and perfect and funny and cute and I can’t believe you actually want me and *voice cracks* I MEAN

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Rufus: I’m all yours baby. Just be gentle *winks*

Diana: *dies a little*

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Diana: Get over here you *smooch*

Apparently romance is happening and it’s amusing

Dandruff: *gags in bg*

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Look at this woman dipping this very muscular man with her flimsy arms in front of the future nursery like it’s nothing.

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They managed a few face melds and an official title to their relationship before they needed to head off to take care of their needs.

So no babies.

For now 😀

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HE STILL FOUND HER BED ALL ON HIS OWN THOUGH

Cute

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Diana: I could get used to this. Too bad you gotta work ;P

Since they do have a WHOLE lot of days before they grow up into adults…I thought I’d do something else.

I would make them try for baby unless they both wish for a kid. Until then though, risky woohoo. Which is at 10% in my game I think?

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Meanwhile, I get Diana working on that plumbot again!

Though actually, I’m starting to wonder if she needs to buy a plumbot in the future and then add traits with this machine…

*reaches level 2*

Oh nevermind she can build plumbots lol

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I’ve never made a plumbot before!

That was fuuuunnn!

Diana: HAHA, I am a super villain after all. I need mindless minions.

Lilipad: These are – I am – I will serve you master.

Diana: Yes you will.

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Lilipad: Master I would like to scan you. I am afraid for your legs.

Diana: Everything’s fine Lilipad

I doubt that

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Rufus: AND IT’S NOT FAIR I mean I just got off work and she’s off to work and I just want to spend time with her I mean we totally agreed to spend the rest of our lives together but there’s not much spending going on-

Dandruff: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT

Rufus: It isn’t I just needed to rant

Dandruff: How about rant to SOMEONE ELSE

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Stove: EXCUSE ME MY POWER

Lilipad: I need it more than you do

Stove: ITS MINE GIVE IT BACK

Lilipad: You’re plugged into the wall!

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*me waiting for Rufus to eat the mac and cheese he burnt because he’s starving*

*Looks through window*

Are u serious what

Rufus: Did the neighbors just get get aliennapped in front of us

Yes

Rufus: The free world is weird

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SHE DID IT OH MY GOD

With a total of 458$ an hour! Ahhhhh!

I changed the rules a while ago so I get points for this YEEHAW +10

And I managed it before babies oh hell yes

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Diana: Finally we both have two days off! Now that you’re awake we can spend some time together.

Rufus: You should’ve woken me up the moment you got home ;-;

Diana: nah you looked passed out

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And then Diana stripped down because she felt bad for Rufus being the only one half-naked lol

But yes finally, their schedules let them be together whilst their mood is in the green!

Ze risky woohoo can finally begin

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Rufus: I am ready! Take me

Diana: oh my god get in the shower now

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Don’t know if it worked I have my sound off!

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Or if this one did

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Or this one 😛

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Diana: NOOO NOT THE FOOD I JUST ATE

I’m guessing one of those three worked!

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Yup

Diana: Ah sweet baby girl, you were created in the bot machine right? I bet it was the bot machine.

It’s a bit early to tell the gen-

Diana: IT’S A GIRL I SAID SO

Ok ok!

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Diana: Honey dear blue man genie Rufus

Rufus: Oh wow

Diana: I’m pregnant.

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Rufus: Alright! We did a good job *thumbs up*

Diana: Well I did all the work

Rufus: What!? No! I was-

Diana: I’m kidding! 😛

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Dandruff: I don’t understand. They’re not married. Why am I his niece.

Rufus: Your sister and I are just that close.

Probably the fact that there’s a baby on the way or something

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Diana: aaahhhh thank god. This baby’s been pulling on my spine like it’s a doorbell.

WillTheZombie: *makes a bunch of dying noises*

Diana: Did I hear something?

Rufus: No no nothing *ahem* nothing at all just relax

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Woah

I did not know this was a thing

Probably doesn’t affect her at this point though right? Then again if we have multiples we know why! Haha

Rufus: *suddenly wants to marry her*

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Diana: *wishes to marry him too* I just really want to see him in a tux

Lilipad: GIVE ME ZE POWER

Lamp: but why. Im just a candle

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So I just sped through this pregnancy because I was having too much with the nanite machine oops

Diana: EITHER WAY BABY IS COMING OUT NOW

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Diana: RUFUS

Rufus: Making waffles love!

Diana: 😡

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Rufus: I made a bunch too! Do you want some?

Diana: OHGDAKNSCNAKJ just give me a sec geesus

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Welcome the first baby of generation 4! +5

This is Enzo Idanezy, a blue vampire who loves the heat and is completely bonkers.

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He likes kids music, Ceviche and his fav color is LILAC

 

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Lilipad: What is this, it’s so cute.

Diana: I know. I did a fantabular job didn’t I?

He looks like such a calm and serious baby though so not a girl

Diana: Shut up, next one is a girl I swear. I just foresaw stuff too much in advance.

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Oh wow look lots of fairies

DANDRUFF DID YOU JUST STEAL MY BABY POINTS

-5

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Serious tho Dandruff stop it

-5

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Rufus: Id like to meet my son PLZ

Dandruff: the crying baby needs attention you’re in the way bot

Lilipad: SO MUCH NOISE it’s MY precious child to take care of its so cute its mine

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Dandruff: Guess auntie gets to hold you first!

Rufus: *extreme sad face*

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Rufus: What is the point of her in this house???? Apart from STEALING MY OWN SON

I agree

Dandruff: I take offense

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Diablo, the kitty daddy, decided to age up in the darkness.

He’s an elder now.

So that’s that

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Dandruff: What is going on here. I was standing all right in my corner. Don’t do this in front of me.

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Dandruff: I CAN HEAR YOU YOU KNOW

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Dandruff: Geesus

Diana: Even though you have a really ugly yellow hat on, I’m keeping you forever

Rufus: Even though you have a real mean trait, happen to be the emperor of evil, and kick me when we sleep, you’re mine.

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The honeymoon was spent in the hot tub.

Good place as any to stop this chapter I say

😛

 

 

Self-wetting: 76 x -5 = -380

Failing school : 7 x -5 = -35

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 234 x -5 = -1170

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -50

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 8 x +5 = +40

Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: -1325

 

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Comments on: "4.6 – Dandruff feels offended" (9)

  1. azzywoods said:

    Finally babies. I can’t wait to see what else these whackos pop out.

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  2. “Stove: it’s mine give it back” HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! X’D
    Diana and Rufus’ relationship is gold. They are so CUTE! Rufus makes some great faces
    😛 And babies! Woo! I’m hoping for a genie next time!
    All caught up! Yay!

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  3. Babies! Can’t wait to see more!

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  4. So adorable! And a blue vampire baby! I love blue! Rufus is an amazing pet husband! Woot!

    Dood you made Gen 4. I gotta get on that. My Torchholder is also a vampire, but I can’t let him have a super long life because I gotta keep this challenge going.

    So Dandruff is Diana’s sister, but but she’s Rufus’s niece? I don’t want to figure that out.

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    • Because tho dandruff was Diana’s sister she’s also technically her niece because Cédric was also Diana’s brother….weird family relations, because Catarina slept with both the father and the son of a family DX

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  5. Just stopping by to say that I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award.
    https://thetartfamily.wordpress.com/2016/09/29/versatile-blogger-award/

    Liked by 1 person

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