I will not give a stupid excuse like that I’ve been hardcore working on my legacy
Look an update.
I see you brought a friend over…and hypnotized him.
Dandruff: he followed me home and he was pissing me off.
Lilypad: I has a cute baby in my arms cute cute cute
Enzo: *wondering whether his mother is a robot*
What kind of bladder do you have Dandruff
Dandruff: It was the sunlight
LilIpad: WHAT KIND OF IRRESPONSIBLE CHILD ARE YOU NOT GOING TO SCHOOL AND STEALING ENZO FROM ME GIVE ME ENZO
Dandruff: Oh my god are you serious
Rufus: He is mine right? He doesn’t seem to be the right the kind of blue…
Diana: Yes yes he’s yours, now get your butt over here, the shower is free ;P
Diana: It’s time. Are you ready.
Rufus: *gets up from toilet* Yes.
Rufus: HAHA HE LOOKS LIKE A BLUE CATERPILLAR
Diana: Are you laughing at my son?
Diana: I’m going to beat you up
Diana: *tickles Rufus* You were warned!
Rufus: Aaaahahaha stop!
Enzo: I grew up…but you know whatever
Lilac is going to be weird on this child.
Mama’s eyes and hair! And occult state. Really only inherited skin and gender from your dad didn’t you?
Vampires always look better out of CAS.
Why so sad child?
Enzo: Stinky diaper 😦
Lilipad: I GOTS YOU CHILD
Cédric: I so approve of this, give me more nephews!
Diana: Haha brother go away
Azazel: Bro bro what are you doing
Lucifer: Imitating you
Azazel: Bro no
Lucifer: Bet you can’t do better
Azazel: *sighs* I’m not even going to try
You got married to Lady Wolff
Why are you with Lindsay? You know I was joking when I said you were a player right?
Lilipad: Enzo is in MY arms go away
Diana: Just take Enzo, you’re his daddy and it’s just a robot
Rufus: I would but uh, I’m feeling a little weak from hunger see…
Look at this cutie pie teaching himself how to talk!
DID YOU JUST BREAK MY HOT TUB
Lilipad: I was just – I needed power – I mean no one uses it
REPAIR MY HOT TUB
Did you just set fire to my hot tub
Diana: LETS NOT USE THE HOT TUB WATER. Die fire
Lilipad: OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
Um James??? When did you get here??
God this is such a mess
Diana: If you set fire to my hot tub again I will use my stink force and throw you in do you understand
Lilipad: yes master sorry master
Diana: I need to upgrade this robot pronto
Lilipad: *distant electronic screaming*
Dandruff: I opened my bed because I’m about to pass out, but I forgot why so I’m going to go take a bath now.
You don’t have the absent minded trait. IF YOU PASS OUT ON ME-
Hey look something cute!
Enzo: Ahaha my hand is stuck OuO
…………no it’s too early stay cute and innocent and not crazy
Dandruff: My frowny sad face is better
Enzo: no mine!
Dandruff: …okay fine yours is cuter
Lilipad: I have complaints
Diana: Just play
Lilipad: There is not enough Enzo to go around
It’s okay we’re working on it
Lilipad: SO I HEARD you were making a new Enzo
Diana: An Enzette!
Oh my god no not calling the baby Enzette
Stop eating my invisible crystal plant. STOP IT.
Poor Janis Buford.
She’s not having a good day, what with being a zombie, having her midsection cut in half, and me yelling at her.
But have no fear Jung Cahill has appeared. Maybe he can make her feel better about her disproportionate body sections and sunken cheeks.
The rejection hits him hard.
Diana doesn’t go to work anymore because of her pregnancies, but it’s okay.
This is why I made her emperor of evil before babies.
Jacklyne: YOUR PREGNANCY IS A LIE WOMAN
Diana: Shut up you ate my plants. You don’t get to have an OPINION.
I swear she’s in her third trimester.
Diana got singed while reverse engeneering a nanite…
Looks like it was good for the baby though!
Lilipad: THERE YOU ARE ENZO. I found you. Bad child. If creator knew I’d lost you she’d reprogram me
Lilipad: Child! You still don’t do your homework! You need to up those grades child!
Dandruff: Hey! Mind you, I’m older than you are! Who are you calling a child!?
Lilipad: You’re grounded
Dandruff: Are u serious
Lucifer: I made a vomit! Isn’t it pretty?
Lilipad: I’m busy feline
Lucifer: Nobody plays my games
Diana: Lilipad stop standing around and put my child to bed.
Lilipad: Dandruff go to bed
Diana : I MEANT ENZO
Lilipad: Ok fine sorry my bad
Diana: AHHH MY STOMACH
Dandruff: OH MY GOD IS IT THE BABY
Diana: Lmao no I’m just hungry
Diana: Jk it really is the baby O-O
Dandruff: Yeah ok, not fooling me twice
Dandruff: Like look at that you’re such a faker haha
Diana: You’re dead meat once this baby comes out
It really was a girl this time! Though instead of calling her Enzette…
Welcome Emma Idanezy!
She’s an insane virtuoso, who likes dark wave music, grilled salmon and the color black (oooh that’s new)
And she’s another blue vampire XP
There go the baby points
Rufus: ENZO LOOK DID YOU SEE YOU HAVE A SISTER ISNT IT EXCITING
Enzo: but what is it
Lilipad: Oh you poor child. Here girls go in the pink cribs
There are no gender stereotypes here put her back in her color coded crib
Dandruff: I’m so done with school. I’ll just drink my day away if you don’t mind
GO TO SCHOOL
Dandruff: *attempts to sneak past lilipad*
Lilipad: EXCUSE ME. Did you not hear me when I said you were grounded. No leaving the house.
Dandruff: Well I mean if the robot insists.
ARE YOU EXCITED CHILD
You and your sister get your birthday tomorrow!
Rufus: We’re so pretty in pictures
Diana: SO like our babies are growing up, we should make more. *has an actual wish*
Dandruff: Please don’t
Sorry Dandruff, but I can’t refuse a wish 😛
Diana: Hm I shall ponder this drawing with my elbow as I run out of the bedroom
He actually grew up pretty nice! Even with the couch potato trait lol.
The kid’s got his dad’s body. (Yeah I got body sliders a while back.)
Rufus: Haha another caterpillar birthday!
Diana: I swear I’m going to kick you
Emma grew up!
With RHAM’S HAIR. It lives on :O
I’m not too sure where she got the white eyes, but…DIVERSITY
Child, I wanted to take a cute picture. What is this face
Emma: I’m making my cute face HAHA
Emma heads off to skill like a boss
While Diana mercilessly destroys her son at rock paper scissors to get him to make more sad faces
Enzo: MA you never told me you could have reaper!
Diana: I can’t tell you everything now kid
Diana: NO I don’t want to talk to you right now I need to save my robot before my husband decapitates it
Diana: Oooh you’re actually good at this
Rufus: good enough to hire?
Diana: Maybe I could hire you as eye candy in my lab 😛
Lilipad: IT TICKLES
I SMELL BABIES
Diana: I smell leftover cake UGH
Boy I made a bed for you
Why won’t you sleep in it??
A lack of a door may cause some difficulty…
Lilipad: I will teach you to walk like a robot child
Emma: But im not a robot
Lilipad: Robots are better you want to be a robot.
Lucifer: Hello brother. I am gracing you with my presence.
Azazel: I can do without thank you very much
Lucifer: FOR THAT I SHALL EAT YOUR SOUL
Lilipad: why did you sit back on your bum emma baby
Emma: because I dun wanna robot walk I wanna butt walk
Azazel: BUT THEN AZAZEL ATE LUCIFER
Lucifer: my life flashes underneath the skill bar
Diablo: Copy my greeting genie or I shall alienate you
Rufus: ….*stretches weirdly in response*
Lilipad: PREVENTIVE MEASURES. By draining it there’s less chance of it breathing fire again
Lilipad bugged out. I can’t seem to have anyone interact with her and she can’t interact with anyone else. I tried resetting her, or modifying her in CAP to see if it would change anything and it didn’t. She’s become utterly useless now.
But I still kind of like her, so I’ll keep her…BUT I still kind of need a bot for Diana’s wishes…
SO WELCOME BUMBLEBEE
Lilipad: I wonder if I can still fold clothes
And on top of that he’s HIGH TECH while Lilipad’s still AVERAGE
Bumblebee: Life…I am…life?
Lilipad: I’m going to miss folding clothes.
Diana: Here take all these random trait chips I had in my pocket. PLUS THE LIMITLESS LEARNING. I WAS going to give it to Lilipad but….
Lilipad: *sad face*
Bumblebee: *gets the traits, A.I angler, limitless learning, competent cleaner, and sinister circuits*
Diana: where do you think you’re going
Dandruff: um school?
Diana: NICE TRY GIRL.
Dandruff: This is actually starting to get annoying
Lilipad: UM WHY CAN I NOT HOLD THE EMMA
I told you. You glitched.
You can’t interact with anyone anymore. Sorry Lilipad. Maybe you’ll unglitch one day.
Diana: At least we can still play chess. You’re the only one who actually poses a challenge sometimes.
Lilipad: DO YOU THINK I COULD STILL COOK?
Diana: You’ve never cooked Lilipad
Emma: I SEE YOU. I CAN SEE U 😀
Bumblebee: HMPH. No wonder this house is a mess! The EX-ROBOT just played games all day long. *off to make bed*
Lilipad: I don’t like him >_>
Diana : At least he does the work though and he hasn’t blown up my hot tub yet.
Lilipad: THIS IS PAINFUL. Plz do something watcher ;-;
Imma try something okay. I’ll move you out for like 2min, save you in the bin and put you back.
I didn’t wanna do it cause it took so much effort, BUT LET’S SEE IF IT WORKS.
So don’t be fooled by Bumblebee trying to scare the oil out of Lilipad
IT DIDN’T WORK
*basically makes a carbon copy of her*
Diana: MAINTENANCE IS DONE. Almost like new Lilipad! Next gen quality not bad if I do say so myself.
Lilipad: My trait chips have mysteriously disappeared
Diana: Yes let me just quickly make you a competent cleaner and robo nanny again…
HELLO ENZO ITTY BITTY BOY. What are you doing AND WHAT IS THAT
Enzo: We’re hiding from the mean robot
Bumblebee: LITTLE CHILD. WHERE R U. I just wanted to give you a quick scare to reset your neurons. Neuron resetting is good for a child.
Rufus: Poor baby! I thought the robot was supposed to change your diaper.
Emma: SHE ABANDONNED ME
Bumblebee: I will find you child. You cannot escape me forever.
Enzo: yes we caaannn
I BET YOU
Enzo gets his cute sad faces from his pa
Emma inherited them as well 😀
Ignore the chopping off of Emma’s head
BUT DOES IT LOOK like Enzo and Emma have different skin colors?
If so that’s coooooool
My genetics mod might be working
OH HEY LOOK
Confirmed pregnancy after a 3hr waiting time!
Diana: And guess what? IT GONNA BE ANOTHER GIRL I SWEAR
We’ll see. Who knows, you might get TWINS fertility
WHAT ABOUT YOU RUFUS
Rufus: I’m too tired to register what happened. GOD ONE BABY IS SO TIRING. I might pass out
OH PLZ DON’T
You’re good now, Lilipad has the robo nanny chip again!
Diana: As a reward for being an awesome dad, let me help you get to bed…
Bumblebee: I FOUND YOU CHILD
Bumblebee: Oh you’re…busy. I’ll just wait.
Enzo: See! I told you Cuddles!
IM STILL NOT SURE ABOUT THE IF. Emma spawned one too…so far harmless…hopefully they don’t grow up…
He got up to go pee
Diana: WHATEVER. ILL take care of crying Emma while you PLAY
Bumblebee: Sounds good.
Lilipad: Oh wait I’ll help with the Emma-
Bumblebee: NO STAY CATCH IT
Diana: Look at me Emma. Mother needs to apologize for making useless robots WHO LET YOU ROT IN YOUR DIAPER
Lilipad: IM SORRY. IM BEING KEPT AGAINST MY WILL
Bumblebee: *distant laugh*
Baskets: HIT AND RUN HIT AND RUN
Dandruff: Get out of the way road kill
OH LOOK AT THE LILAC CHILD
It must be a sign. That fairy is your soulmate.
Enzo: WAIT WHAT
DID I STUTTER
NO BUT DID I STUTTER
She’s like a REALLY distant cousin in James’ line BUT AT THIS POINT THERE’S NO GOING AROUND IT.
Ok I’m going to stop it here and post this OVERDUE update
Self-wetting: 78 x -5 = -390
Failing school : 7 x -5 = -35
NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20
Passing Out: 238 x -5 = -1190
Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -50
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 9 x +5 = +45
Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120
5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20
Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0
Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60