The SANE are a dying species

I will not give a stupid excuse like that I’ve been hardcore working on my legacy

Look an update.

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I see you brought a friend over…and hypnotized him.

Dandruff: he followed me home and he was pissing me off.

Lilypad: I has a cute baby in my arms cute cute cute

Enzo: *wondering whether his mother is a robot*

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What kind of bladder do you have Dandruff

Dandruff: It was the sunlight

Geesus

-5

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LilIpad: WHAT KIND OF IRRESPONSIBLE CHILD ARE YOU NOT GOING TO SCHOOL AND STEALING ENZO FROM ME GIVE ME ENZO

Dandruff: Oh my god are you serious

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Rufus: He is mine right? He doesn’t seem to be the right the kind of blue…

Diana: Yes yes he’s yours, now get your butt over here, the shower is free ;P

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Diana: It’s time. Are you ready.

Rufus: *gets up from toilet* Yes.

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Rufus: HAHA HE LOOKS LIKE A BLUE CATERPILLAR

Diana: Are you laughing at my son?

Rufus: …no

Diana: I’m going to beat you up

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Diana: *tickles Rufus* You were warned!

Rufus: Aaaahahaha stop!

Enzo: I grew up…but you know whatever

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Lilac is going to be weird on this child.

Mama’s eyes and hair! And occult state. Really only inherited skin and gender from your dad didn’t you?

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Vampires always look better out of CAS.

Why so sad child?

Enzo: Stinky diaper 😦

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Lilipad: I GOTS YOU CHILD

Enzo: Smoke??

Cédric: I so approve of this, give me more nephews!

Diana: Haha brother go away

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Azazel: Bro bro what are you doing

Lucifer: Imitating you

Azazel: Bro no

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Lucifer: Bet you can’t do better

Azazel: *sighs* I’m not even going to try

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But

But James

You got married to Lady Wolff

Why are you with Lindsay? You know I was joking when I said you were a player right?

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Lilipad: Enzo is in MY arms go away

Diana: Just take Enzo, you’re his daddy and it’s just a robot

Rufus: I would but uh, I’m feeling a little weak from hunger see…

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Look at this cutie pie teaching himself how to talk!

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DID YOU JUST BREAK MY HOT TUB

Lilipad: I was just – I needed power – I mean no one uses it

REPAIR MY HOT TUB

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Lilipad: oops

Did you just set fire to my hot tub

Lilipad how

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Diana: LETS NOT USE THE HOT TUB WATER. Die fire

Lilipad: OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING

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Um James??? When did you get here??

God this is such a mess

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Diana: If you set fire to my hot tub again I will use my stink force and throw you in do you understand

Lilipad: yes master sorry master

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Diana: I need to upgrade this robot pronto

Lilipad: *distant electronic screaming*

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Dandruff: I opened my bed because I’m about to pass out, but I forgot why so I’m going to go take a bath now.

You don’t have the absent minded trait. IF YOU PASS OUT ON ME-

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-5

Hey look something cute!

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Enzo: Ahaha my hand is stuck OuO

…………no it’s too early stay cute and innocent and not crazy

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Dandruff: My frowny sad face is better

Enzo: no mine!

Dandruff: …okay fine yours is cuter

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Lilipad: I have complaints

Diana: Just play

Lilipad: There is not enough Enzo to go around

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It’s okay we’re working on it

😛

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Lilipad: SO I HEARD you were making a new Enzo

Diana: An Enzette!

Oh my god no not calling the baby Enzette

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Excuse me

JANIS BUFORD

Stop eating my invisible crystal plant. STOP IT.

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Poor Janis Buford.

She’s not having a good day, what with being a zombie, having her midsection cut in half, and me yelling at her.

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But have no fear Jung Cahill has appeared. Maybe he can make her feel better about her disproportionate body sections and sunken cheeks.

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The rejection hits him hard.

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Diana doesn’t go to work anymore because of her pregnancies, but it’s okay.

This is why I made her emperor of evil before babies.

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Jacklyne: YOUR PREGNANCY IS A LIE WOMAN

Diana: Shut up you ate my plants. You don’t get to have an OPINION.

I swear she’s in her third trimester.

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Diana got singed while reverse engeneering a nanite…

Looks like it was good for the baby though!

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Lilipad: THERE YOU ARE ENZO. I found you. Bad child. If creator knew I’d lost you she’d reprogram me

Enzo: oops

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Lilipad: Child! You still don’t do your homework! You need to up those grades child!

Dandruff: Hey! Mind you, I’m older than you are! Who are you calling a child!?

Lilipad: You’re grounded

Dandruff: Are u serious

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Lucifer: I made a vomit! Isn’t it pretty?

Lilipad: I’m busy feline

Lucifer: Nobody plays my games

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Diana: Lilipad stop standing around and put my child to bed.

Lilipad: Dandruff go to bed

Diana : I MEANT ENZO

Lilipad: Ok fine sorry my bad

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Diana: AHHH MY STOMACH

Dandruff: OH MY GOD IS IT THE BABY

Diana: Lmao no I’m just hungry

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Diana: Jk it really is the baby O-O

Dandruff: Yeah ok, not fooling me twice

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Dandruff: Like look at that you’re such a faker haha

Diana: You’re dead meat once this baby comes out

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It really was a girl this time! Though instead of calling her Enzette…

Welcome Emma Idanezy!

She’s an insane virtuoso, who likes dark wave music, grilled salmon and the color black (oooh that’s new)

And she’s another blue vampire XP

+5

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There go the baby points

-5

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Rufus: ENZO LOOK DID YOU SEE YOU HAVE A SISTER ISNT IT EXCITING

Enzo: but what is it

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Lilipad: Oh you poor child. Here girls go in the pink cribs

EXCUSE ME

There are no gender stereotypes here put her back in her color coded crib

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Dandruff: I’m so done with school. I’ll just drink my day away if you don’t mind

I do

GO TO SCHOOL

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Dandruff: *attempts to sneak past lilipad*

Lilipad: EXCUSE ME. Did you not hear me when I said you were grounded. No leaving the house.

Dandruff: Well I mean if the robot insists.

*facepalm*

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ARE YOU EXCITED CHILD

You and your sister get your birthday tomorrow!

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Rufus: We’re so pretty in pictures

Diana: SO like our babies are growing up, we should make more. *has an actual wish*

Dandruff: Please don’t

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Sorry Dandruff, but I can’t refuse a wish 😛

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Diana: Hm I shall ponder this drawing with my elbow as I run out of the bedroom

*ahem*

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Birthday time!

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Child you

Poor

Poor

Child

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He actually grew up pretty nice! Even with the couch potato trait lol.

The kid’s got his dad’s body. (Yeah I got body sliders a while back.)

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Rufus: Haha another caterpillar birthday!

Diana: I swear I’m going to kick you

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Emma grew up!

With RHAM’S HAIR. It lives on :O

I’m not too sure where she got the white eyes, but…DIVERSITY

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Child, I wanted to take a cute picture. What is this face

Emma: I’m making my cute face HAHA

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Emma heads off to skill like a boss

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While Diana mercilessly destroys her son at rock paper scissors to get him to make more sad faces

Enzo: MA you never told me you could have reaper!

Diana: I can’t tell you everything now kid

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Diana: NO I don’t want to talk to you right now I need to save my robot before my husband decapitates it

Lilipad: Decapitation??

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Diana: Oooh you’re actually good at this

Rufus: good enough to hire?

Diana: Maybe I could hire you as eye candy in my lab 😛

Lilipad: IT TICKLES

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I SMELL BABIES

Diana: I smell leftover cake UGH

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Boy I made a bed for you

Why won’t you sleep in it??

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Oh

I see

A lack of a door may cause some difficulty…

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Lilipad: I will teach you to walk like a robot child

Emma: But im not a robot

Lilipad: Robots are better you want to be a robot.

Lucifer: Hello brother. I am gracing you with my presence.

Azazel: I can do without thank you very much

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Lucifer: FOR THAT I SHALL EAT YOUR SOUL

Lilipad: why did you sit back on your bum emma baby

Emma: because I dun wanna robot walk I wanna butt walk

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Azazel: BUT THEN AZAZEL ATE LUCIFER

Lucifer: my life flashes underneath the skill bar

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Diablo: Copy my greeting genie or I shall alienate you

Rufus: ….*stretches weirdly in response*

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Lilipad.

Lilipad: PREVENTIVE MEASURES. By draining it there’s less chance of it breathing fire again

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OKAY SO

Lilipad bugged out. I can’t seem to have anyone interact with her and she can’t interact with anyone else. I tried resetting her, or modifying her in CAP to see if it would change anything and it didn’t. She’s become utterly useless now.

But I still kind of like her, so I’ll keep her…BUT I still kind of need a bot for Diana’s wishes…

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SO WELCOME BUMBLEBEE

Lilipad: I wonder if I can still fold clothes

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And on top of that he’s HIGH TECH while Lilipad’s still AVERAGE

UPGRADE WOO

Bumblebee: Life…I am…life?

Lilipad: I’m going to miss folding clothes.

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Diana: Here take all these random trait chips I had in my pocket. PLUS THE LIMITLESS LEARNING. I WAS going to give it to Lilipad but….

Lilipad: *sad face*

Bumblebee: *gets the traits, A.I angler, limitless learning, competent cleaner, and sinister circuits*

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Diana: where do you think you’re going

Dandruff: um school?

Diana: NICE TRY GIRL.

Dandruff: This is actually starting to get annoying

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Lilipad: UM WHY CAN I NOT HOLD THE EMMA

I told you. You glitched.

Lilipad: BUT

You can’t interact with anyone anymore. Sorry Lilipad. Maybe you’ll unglitch one day.

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Diana: At least we can still play chess. You’re the only one who actually poses a challenge sometimes.

Lilipad: DO YOU THINK I COULD STILL COOK?

Diana: You’ve never cooked Lilipad

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Emma: I SEE YOU. I CAN SEE U 😀

Hi cutie!

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Bumblebee: HMPH. No wonder this house is a mess! The EX-ROBOT just played games all day long. *off to make bed*

Lilipad: I don’t like him >_>

Diana : At least he does the work though and he hasn’t blown up my hot tub yet.

Lilipad: :O

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Lilipad: THIS IS PAINFUL. Plz do something watcher ;-;

SIGH OK

Imma try something okay. I’ll move you out for like 2min, save you in the bin and put you back.

I didn’t wanna do it cause it took so much effort, BUT LET’S SEE IF IT WORKS.

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So don’t be fooled by Bumblebee trying to scare the oil out of Lilipad

IT DIDN’T WORK

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*basically makes a carbon copy of her*

Diana: MAINTENANCE IS DONE. Almost like new Lilipad! Next gen quality not bad if I do say so myself.

Lilipad: My trait chips have mysteriously disappeared

Diana: Yes let me just quickly make you a competent cleaner and robo nanny again…

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HELLO ENZO ITTY BITTY BOY. What are you doing AND WHAT IS THAT

Enzo: We’re hiding from the mean robot

Bumblebee: LITTLE CHILD. WHERE R U. I just wanted to give you a quick scare to reset your neurons. Neuron resetting is good for a child.

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Rufus: Poor baby! I thought the robot was supposed to change your diaper.

Emma: SHE ABANDONNED ME

Bumblebee: I will find you child. You cannot escape me forever.

Enzo: yes we caaannn

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I BET YOU

Enzo gets his cute sad faces from his pa

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It’s confirmed

Emma inherited them as well 😀

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Ignore the chopping off of Emma’s head

BUT DOES IT LOOK like Enzo and Emma have different skin colors?

If so that’s coooooool

My genetics mod might be working

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OH HEY LOOK

Confirmed pregnancy after a 3hr waiting time!

Diana: And guess what? IT GONNA BE ANOTHER GIRL I SWEAR

We’ll see. Who knows, you might get TWINS fertility

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WHAT ABOUT YOU RUFUS

Rufus: I’m too tired to register what happened. GOD ONE BABY IS SO TIRING. I might pass out

OH PLZ DON’T

You’re good now, Lilipad has the robo nanny chip again!

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Diana: As a reward for being an awesome dad, let me help you get to bed…

Bumblebee: I FOUND YOU CHILD

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Bumblebee: Oh you’re…busy. I’ll just wait.

Enzo: See! I told you Cuddles!

IM STILL NOT SURE ABOUT THE IF. Emma spawned one too…so far harmless…hopefully they don’t grow up…

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T_T

He got up to go pee

-5

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Diana: WHATEVER. ILL take care of crying Emma while you PLAY

Bumblebee: Sounds good.

Lilipad: Oh wait I’ll help with the Emma-

Bumblebee: NO STAY CATCH IT

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Diana: Look at me Emma. Mother needs to apologize for making useless robots WHO LET YOU ROT IN YOUR DIAPER

Lilipad: IM SORRY. IM BEING KEPT AGAINST MY WILL

Bumblebee: *distant laugh*

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Baskets: HIT AND RUN HIT AND RUN

Dandruff: Get out of the way road kill

Rufus: aaahhhhhzzzzzzzzzz

-5

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OH LOOK AT THE LILAC CHILD

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It must be a sign. That fairy is your soulmate.

Enzo: WAIT WHAT

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DID I STUTTER

Meet Shalonda

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NO BUT DID I STUTTER

She’s like a REALLY distant cousin in James’ line BUT AT THIS POINT THERE’S NO GOING AROUND IT.

 

Ok I’m going to stop it here and post this OVERDUE update

 

Self-wetting: 78 x -5 = -390

Failing school : 7 x -5 = -35

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 238 x -5 = -1190

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -50

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 9 x +5 = +45

Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: -1350

 

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Comments on: "4.7 – At least Bumblebee doesn’t break hot tubs" (5)

  1. WOO! An update! Haha.
    EMMA IS SO CUTE! And I love that corset shirt thing she’s wearing 🙂
    And Enzo too! I think this generation of kids are going to be gorgeous

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  2. Aw, the E babies are so cute. You’re right, they do have different skin colours, what mod are you using for that?

    LOL at Enzo hiding from the ‘mean’ robot.

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  3. azzywoods said:

    Great update! I was actually scared you weren’t coming back, but yay! Anyway, I love Enzo and Emma, and I can’t wait to see the next child/ren. I wonder how many they’ll have…?

    Liked by 1 person

    • No worries! I don’t intend on leaving these guys! (and if I do, I’ll tell you guys for sure) 🙂

      I’m curious too! I want as many as possible! Lol, but not too many, so I’m just going with wishes now….

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