You see, my excuse this time, is that I actually die periodically every few months and come back to life only to write a new ISBI chapter. I swear to you this is true.
YOU WERE SO CLOSE
Something is wrong in this room
YOU HAVE LIGHTS NOW YOU CAN WAKE UP
Lilipad: I’m just here to make sure these two don’t hurt my Enzo.
Dandruff: I’m here for the new lamps.
Bumblebee: I WILL GET YOU CHILD.
Let’s watch the child do the sleep too
I MEAN SINCE EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT
Bumblebee: You are a worthy unscarable opponent. But I will not give up.
Enzo: LALALALALALA *victory dance*
There is no birth happening in this household. Not with the cats, nor with the bots, or Diana LIKE UM
*two seconds later, gets a pop-up of some townie giving birth*
THAT SHOULDN’T AFFECT ME
Lilipad: Children are so beautiful. AND ANOTHER ONE WILL JOIN US SOON.
Bumblebee: I’m stronger than you are.
Diana: LILIPAD. CHESS. NOW. I WANT TO PLAY.
Lilipad: The mother beckons.
Diana: Got this like weird…twinge in my belly…
*five seconds later*
Lilipad: I HAVE THE ROBONANNY TRAIT I CAN HELP
Enzo: Oh my god mom! You’re awesome! Keep up the good work!
Diana: I will spoil this child rotten after this I promise
A NORMAL SKIN COLORED BABY—
*game makes baby switch to green*
I guess this is a GREEN baby then, yes
WELCOME Erika Idanezy!
Fav color is BLACK (like sweet Emma)
And she’s insane and easily impressed
She’s also a vampire- no a genie- NO SHES BOTH. A hybrid! But primarily a vampire.
OH BUT WAIT THESE WERE TWINS
WELCOME Esme Idanezy!
We’ve got another LILAC lover
She’s insane and good.
And she’s a genie-no a vampire- NO SHE’S ALSO BOTH. We got twin hybrids here. But she’s apparently more of a genie. COOL.
Rufus: WE ARE OUT OF FOOD, I’M STARVING, oh hey son what are you doing
Enzo: Just grabbing another cake slice ignore me.
Enzo: *puts it down*
What are you doing bud
Enzo: I’m creating a CAKE MOSAIC
How about you just EAT the cake
Rufus: Oh hey look a random piece of cake lying around.
Enzo: My father would not survive without me I’m sure of it.
Lilipad: I FEEL IM ABOUT TO ENTER A WHOLE NEW WORLD
Dandruff: About time
I DIDN’T REALIZE YOU COULD JUST BUY THESE CHARGER THINGS. I thought you had to go into the future and stuff *mumbes*
Enzo: FEAR ME
Bumblebee: somehow I cannot get the drop on this kid. My circuits must be malfunctioning.
Enzo: I AM THE KING. NOTHING CAN STAND AGAINST ME.
Bumblebee: OH FUCK HE HEARD ME
Legit cute child.
Enzo: Are you talking about ME?
Rufus: HAHA you should’ve known it would come out of the sushi. Even I knew that.
Bumblebee: I want a salary
Diana: I’m regretting inviting you to chess.
Bumblebee: I AM UNDERPAID aka not at all.
Diana: Tell you what, plant a money tree and you get 30%
Bumblebee: THOSE ARE REAL
Diana: Yeah sure my grandma’s neighbor had one.
Rufus: That lady is still trying to eat the octopus. Why don’t we ever get octopus in this kitchen? I bet that would taste delicious.
Bumblebee: FORTY-FOUR LUMBER JACKS!
Bumblebee: Is my scaring ability only good on ADULTS?
Enzo: *in the background* Lalalalalalala
This chapter is being done with so many shameful monthly intervals that I constantly need to check up on the children, like yes, Emma is still cute as a button.
Dandruff: You know what’s amusing? Apart from the fact that I’m the only one taking care of the kids?
Yes, you’re taking care of poor Emma. She clearly looks satisfied from your help.
Dandruff: It’s that yellow robot.
BUMBLEBEE, you going for Enzo again? It’s a fool’s quest my man.
Bumblebee: NOT if I gather enough energy!
You are not blasting Diana’s only son.
Bumblebee: uhhh no no of course not
I mean LOOK AT HIM
Enzo: Ma said the robot was supposed to be high tech, I think she messed up some of its wiring though.
Diana: DON’T BADMOUTH ME BOY
Dandruff: oh NOW everyone wants to take care of the babies
Lilipad: I WAS SLEEPING. I am done sleeping. Give me the Erika.
Rufus: Dandruff heh, ah, um, I just want to spend time with my newborns. Since I’m their DAD and you’re just their Aunt.
Dandruff: well TOO BAD. I got here first.
Rufus: I thought you grounded her
Lilipad: I DID
Dandruff: Oh my god you guys. Diana had TWINS. Esme is right in front of you.
Rufus: LOOK AT ME, SUCH DISTRACTION
Lilpad: Good good I just need to swatch baby Erika…
Dandruff: You guys are horrible
Rufus: You’re just saying that cause YOU DON’T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT
Diana: Please tell me you guys are NOT neglecting Esme
Dandruff: I’m out of here. Too much drama.
Diana: It’s okay Esme I got you
Bumblebee: OH MY GOD. WHY HASN’T ANYONE TERMINATED THE KIDS YET.
Lilipad: It wasn’t my fault master I swear
Lilipad: BAD RUFUS. Neglecting Esme FOR SHAME
Rufus: WAIT WHAT
Bumblebee: heeeeeeeeeeeh NICE
Diana: You will have a good upbringing Esme I promise
So like Esme’s neglect is a REAL THING.
Somehow Diana has a full relationship with Erika but she’s in the red with Esme??
Also somehow friendly interactions make it WORSE??
There really seems to be an infestation of fairies.
ACK RUFUS NO
Enzo, I checked, you have a door to your room. You can sleep in your own bed.
Rufus was heading for Erika, then he got attacked with multiple PEE YOURSELF glitches, which I will count as only ONE fail.
Lilipad: *whispers* I think Esme may be harboring negative feelings
Enzo: I just wanted to take a nice nap. In a clean environnement.
Rufus: heh…heh…Look Esme darling, I love you. Plz don’t curse me again
She’s insane and GOOD. This child has the GOOD trait. Why do you seem afraid of her.
OH HEY LOOK
You have become grandparents
Angelica: O-O……BUT I AM STILL YOUNG
Poor grandma seems to be taking the news harshly
Lilipad get the broom
There’s trash in the bathroom
OH LOOK Esme is neglected. Again.
Rufus: It’s just-Lilipad has Erika-Emma was on the floor-and
Lilipad: GUESS WHAT. It’s Birthday time, AND since master is at work I GET TO DO THE HONORS
Rufus: Wait where’s Diana
Bumblebee: TROLOLOL what a defective robot
Lilipad: Don’t see her out the window…
Lilipad: TOO BAD HERE WE GO ERIKA
Enzo: Birthday?? Already?? Nobody warns me D:
Lilipad: PERFECT. NOW IT’S YOUR TIME ESME.
Welp my heir tried to make it in time for baby birthdays…
Rufus: *making caterpillar jokes again*
Lilipad: I love being a mother
AND HERE’S ERIKA
Is it me or does she look like a monkey
So yahhhh, mum’s hair and dad’s eyes!
Some strange eyeballs and mum’s hair. Erika is officially a vampire and Esme a genie.
I’m sorry these genes make me sad. WE GUN NEED MORE BABIES GUYS.
Rufus: I WAS PASSED OUT, SLEEPING PEACEFULLY ON THE FLOOR
Gee thanks -5
Diana: I WAS UPSTAIRS, sleeping in MY BED
This child has a mighty pair of lungs
Bumblebee: We could always burn it
Esme: I just wanted…to watch tv D:
She’s not THAT bad. I can see Rufus in her.
HER EYES ARE GLOWING
THEY WERE NOT GLOWING BEFORE
Rufus: Sooo your mom and I are going to make even MOAR siblings for you
Enzo: Goodness gracious
Dandruff: Please just stop while you’re ahead
Diana: I fed the kid. Went to sleep. AND ITS GHASTLY SCREAMS WOKE ME AGAIN.
Rufus: Is it really ours
Dandruff: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU TWO
Dandruff: YOU CREATED A MONSTER. SHAME ON YOU. SHHHHAAAMMMMEEEE
Diana: Watch your mouth BEFORE I DO SOMETHING I WON’T REGRET
Dandruff: I hate this house
Diana: Oh my god you are such a drama queen
Esme: There is an eternal sadness in my soul
Lilipad: Master please don’t leave me alone
Diana: THIS IS YOUR REASON FOR EXISTING. HAVE FUN.
GAZE FOR THE LAST TIME ON THIS-
Emma smile plz
Emma plz, this is your last day as a toddler
THERE WE GO
Emma: Can someone change my diaper now
ANYTHING FOR YOU DEAR
OH GOOD LORD
Dandruff made it to the school bus this time. WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME.
Enzo: Fudge I usually nap on here
Bumblebee: I’m the only one of any use here. I mean, I have to TUNE myself
It’s not like you do much of anything anymore
Bumblebee: I’m sorry my ears turned off what did you say?
MAYBE she’s growing me
Is growing on me though, she really is
ENZO COME ON
Ok from now on each time you pass out imma give an innocent bystander a makeover.
His outfit was actually not bad so only his hairdo
Lilipad: Drink lots of milk child, you’re going to need all this calcium for your growth spurt
Esme: *ETERNAL SAD FACE*
Have you ever heard of inter dimensional travel. That doesn’t count as an accidental death right? I wouldn’t lose any points over it
OH WHAT’S THIS
A RANDOM SCREENSHOT, for no reason
Bumblebee: Oh god birthdays again. These things grow like WEEDS
I know it’s great FINALLY EMMA CHILD
Lilipad: Are you ready Emma TO EMBARK ON A JOURNEY MY DAUGHTER
Emma: Just as long as I finally eat cake
Rufus: *mumbling* but she’s MY daughter
Emma: I doth believe the growing process reverse…my arm
Rufus: *LOUD SNORTING*
Dandruff: omfg what is in that cake
ANYWAY LOOK SHE GREW
With the animal lover trait. Well she’s going to be a happy camper with all these cats.
She LOOKS BEAUTIFUL too
Emma: Of course I did
Enzo: Oh shit, another one as tall as me
Lilipad: ENZO LANGUAGE around my beautiful daughter
Emma: I like this attention
Enzo: You’re beautiful daughter derped out in front of the fridge. Nobody can eat anymore.
LOOK I MADE HER A ROOM
I remembered this time like a good watcher
OH WHAT IS THIS
Could there actually have been a point to that random screenshot
Diana: IM DONE AFTER THIS
*singing* BABY WHY YOU CRRYIINNNGGGGG
Dandruff: Are you drunk or something
I don’t know anymore
She’s got the legendary pouty face down but its mixed in with some monkey
Dandruff: Just because you don’t like Erika, she’s now my absolute fav. WE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER
I never SAID I didn’t like her
Current favorite child: EMMA
DON’T DERP ON ME KID
Rufus: She’s gonna derp
DON’T DO IT
You DERPED how could you
SINK INTO THE FLOOR. FEEL THE PUNISHMENT.
Look at these two monkeys that my heir produced
Erika: -and then I ask myself what is the meaning of food and breathing and living, is it good for people to SEE what if they all BLED-
Esme: You think too much
I am done with this chapter have Angelica showing you all the privies
Angelica: I SLEEP WITH MY EYES OPEN. I am not a weak grandma. I SEE LADYBUG
Self-wetting: 80 x -5 = -405
Failing school : 7 x -5 = -35
NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20
Passing Out: 249 x -5 = -1240
Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -5
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 9 x +5 = +45
Twin Birth: 4 x +10 = +40
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120
5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20
Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0
Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60