The SANE are a dying species

5.1 – Double the fun hohoho

PARDON YOU, you say

As you see the 5.1 as the title of this chapter

Well keep your pants on we’re not there yet, but we’re about to be

HEY DIANA

WANT TO TELL US WHAT HAPPENED, yes no you’re busy being unhappy, I’ve got this

SO LAST TIME WE HAD OURSELVES A GENERATION VOTE YES YES INDEED.

AND ENZO WASN’T THE WINNER

Enzo: Oh geez are you really going to do this

AND NEITHER WAS EMMA

Though she took second place with her like ONE VOTE

It was two sorry

Erika: Oh lord geT IT OVER WITH ALREADY

PATIENCE

Erika didn’t win EITHER

OR HER TWIN ESME

Esme: You’re rubbing on my nerves

Or the only other boy that could’ve broken the matriarchy streak

With his SKIN COLORED EYES?

Anyway moving on to the creep in the background

YES INDEED

IT WAS ELLY AND EYDA

With their skin colored eyes too?? Game gimme a break here

Anyway let me explain some stuff to y’all as I take off all the paintings and get ready for a MOVE

Yes moving, here look at this list of REASONS why we gotta move man

Anyway gotta grab some townies too, like Dandruff.

And Kristine too

I DIDN’T FORGET U ENZO

So YES, I know that usually I wait till I hit YOUNG ADULT before I switch to Torch Holder mode, but it’s going to be DIFFERENT THIS TIME. I mean I’m already doing a DOUBLE HEIRSHIP might as well go ALL OUT

Sooo we’re going to move to a NEW TOWN, this one to be specific.

Taken because like its—I actually have no idea why I chose this one. ITS HUGE.

Like its 2048×2048 what was I suicidal

No like I really chose this, anyway

I also chose a 40×40 lot which isn’t a 60×60 so like WHO KNOWS YOU KNOW maybe im not THAT SUICIDAL

I was really freaked at the idea that I’d lost all the paintings but ITS OKAY

THEY ALL MADE THE MOVE

Including a fish for some reason.

God though folks, building, the worst part aosfjalksfjafa

OKAY I’LL BE RIGHT BACK

Oh actually here JOIN ME.

It took ME 2 HRS to build it, but for some reason I recorded myself and shortened it to 15min, so there if you want a visit of the house you can watch the video.

You can also see all the places I failed lmaooo

Also Bryce Gorman’s statue is supposed to be here

BUT ITS NOT SHOWING UP

Solike I think the ass got lost in the move

Now as I was sayING. DOUBLE heirship folks

That means starting right NOW, both Eyda and Elly are my torch holders.

I love you too HONEY and IMMA MISS YOU

MUA

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Eyda her mother’s daughter

BUT YES I WONT be able to control BOTH at once

By which I mean I will alternate everyday between them.

And I will be using THESE balloons to tell whose TURN it is. I’ll change their color at midnight everyday and we’re starting with BLUE which means EYDA

Since that’s her fav color

Honestly so sad that everyone’s thinking about the fountain lol CAUSE ITS NOT FOR SWIMMING

Also everyone is going to stay here till they age up, at which point I’m gonna KICK ‘EM OUT HARSH

Starting with ENZO as its his birthday still lol

And we’re going to make a BIRTHDAY party so we can age up his girl Kristine

Hooolike its almost gonna be worse just controlling CHILDREN TORCH HOLDERS FOLKS

That’s extra DIFFICULTY

Eyda: Yes hi, I’m the new princess, future queen of this town called CRUMPLEBOTTOM. I’d like to order your best party.

Y’all the only ones I’m inviting so y’all

BETTER SHOW UP

Hashitguys Free will started working, and Rufus and Diana wasted no time and already doing a woohoo

Esme&Erika: OHmygod get a room

I’m feeling emotions

BYE DIANA, IT WAS GREAT HAVING YOU PLEASE BE HAPPY AND DON’T STARVE YOURSELF

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Eyda: I’m ROYALTY I shouldn’t be doing HOMEWORK

Exactly royalty NEEDS TO DO THEIR STUDIES

Eyda: hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

(looks up and down)

My god happy Erika didn’t win

HEY DANDRUFF WELCOME

Dandruff: haha I had a husband and a son where ARE THEY

Ah yes well they were ugly, I’m sure you’ll pick BETTER GENES HERE

AND KRISTINE is here TOO wonderFUL

We can get this party STARTED

Lol look at Enzo

He’s super pumped for this

I feel

The slight pang of regret

beAUTIFUL BOY

DON’T LEAVE ME

KRISTINE

Bah fine lol keep ur hair its not so bad

God 30K guys

I feel dat

Im feeling it

Emma: can u make him STOP he gives me HEEBIES

Lol he’s just super pumped to start his life finally

Dandruff: YOU ALL SUCK, THIS TOWN SUCKS

Staph being a crybaby Dandy

Lol Kristine is darn good at multitasking folks

Hahahahaa

These two breaking in every woohoo place in the house and it kills me

Lilipad: (in a HOTTUB)

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Eyda: hahaha did u just refuse

Emma: yUP

Eyda: I AM QUEEN IN WAITING. HOW DARE U REFUSE TO PLAY FRISBEE WITH ME

Emma: I have BETTER THINGS TO DO twerp

Lol so she went to ask Bumblebee who very happily said yes at having attention

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

OK YES

SIGN ME UP

Didn’t I say I wanted a magician heir too in gen like 3?? COOL COOL

(wheeze)lol

Eyda: I had to be prepared in case you said no

(Fun fact my game crashed but she still wished for this again. TWICE again too. DETERMINED SHE IS.)

Oh lol THAT’S WHY bumblebee agreed

BBee: I cant say no to hitting children in the face

UM BUT ELLY NO

Elly: I was distracted BY THE PRETTY THINGS

-5

Lol I see half of this heirship

Has more trouble than the other

Eyda’s got this down though

I’m ONLY accomplishing her wishes but she’s got this healthy dose of playing and establishing connections with the other people in the house

Lol its almost 9pm

And ENZO IS STILL HERE hahaha going through the house and judging the paintings

Enzo: Well you didn’t give me the chance to appreciate it.

Also im going to blatantly ignore the IF with Egbert

Homg SOMEONE found it??

Who who who who??

I put two down, one for each heiress

And this is meant to be Eyda’s

PURPLE hahaha APPROPRIATE

And since no one is here to claim it LET’S TAKE CARE OF THAT EYDA

We gun call this dragon Adye

Omg hiii

I’ve only played with the BLACK DRAGON

Sadddllly we can’t interact with it till Eyda grows up

Well NIGHT EYDA

Its only like

11pm though, I gotta twiddle my thumbs for another hour before I switch to Elly

YAY

SWITCH

Ohlord is that garbage

Oh honey Elly you poor thing

BEDTIME STORIES HUH

Its ok I’ve come to save you but first we’ve gotta clean up the yard

Elly: I hope spoiling my hands was IMPORTANT

Yes um, cleanliness is a princess trait, anyway hop to bed

Oh my god Enzo hahahaha

As long as you don’t DIE here

That’s the only way I could lose points snort

Lol the STRANGE THINGS

IM SEEING WITH

Free will

Bbee: (kisses his forehead) I’ve now adopted you

ENZO

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you stay here too long

YOU LOSE THE GIRL

Like you two literally live together boi

Priorities my folks

But also this day is going to be fast lol cause the twins have school

SPEAKING OF

Off EVERYONE GOES

I’m stuck with these two all day who from the looks of it are still very busy lololol

It makes me goo though

Lilipad still exists true but like

She’s still in the middle of her passionate love affair with the the hot tub

Lilipad: This one gets ME

I mean do you

Rufus: NO. im happily married

(presses x)

Omg woah

What’s happening here

And the girl beside him is dripping wet??? WHAT DID I MISS

And now he has mysteriously disappeared

What is

This town

(kids have trouble going into the school for some weird reason, I force them all in)

(I save)

(10 minutes go by)

Kay but like the IDANEZYS are seriously cursed lmao, this save is only like a day old

Poor Diana is lost without ME lol

Unless she’s bonking her husband she CLEARLY DON’T KNOW

HOW TO TAKE FOR HERSELF

Oh my someone’s looking at potential spouses

Mhm mhm I support this

Lol well she’s getting comfy already

Erika: I bet they were going to tell me to feel at HOME, so might as well start early

Hmmm hopefully he has better genes

Dandruff: BUTT OUT

Some pictures are just SO PRETTY aren’t they?

ALSO tomorrow is EGBERT’S bday and that completely snuck up on me lol

Snorrrrrrrrt

Dandruff: (throws stuff at me)

Elly has some weird wishes

Apparently we absolutely HAD to go the graveyard

I dig the lighting tho, giving her creepy looks

Elly: and they were never seen agaainnn

daYUM

Somebody SLIPPED OUT and had some fun without me knowing

Dandruff: DON’T SAY ANYTHING

(wheezes as I swallow my words)

HAAAAAAA

We got home Just in timE to switch and for me to send Elly to BED

Or else she’d pass out

WOOOOO

This double heir ship thing is keeping me on Me toes

My god yes BRING IN THE DOUGH

I spent a lot of money on this house so we’re back to 150K, and points are at 400K next

AND I NEED POINTS I DO

YUP

FOLKS

YUP

THAT HAPPENED, Erika was OUT TOO LONG AND PASSED OUT tryna make it to her BED

-5

Heh your bday has PERF TIMING boi

I can end this chapter on your teenagehood

Bbee: GO MY  BOY. GROW GROW

(braces)

(sobs)

I didn’t brace enough

WHY ARE YOU CUTE AS SHIT

I have a lot of pain over this

 

 

 

Self-wetting: 86 x -5 = -435

Failing school : 8 x -5 = -40

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 280 x -5 = -1395

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -5

Social Worker Visit: 1 x -15 = -15

Birth: 10 x +5 = +50

Twin Birth: 5 x +10 = +50

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 4 x +10 = +40

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: -1540

 

 

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Comments on: "5.1 – Double the fun hohoho" (3)

  1. Eggy is *so* pretty. But ugh, the name is just meh. Digging the dual heirship thing, and starting as children, this will be fun.

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