The SANE are a dying species

5.3 – Cheesy Pets

Bambi says we at EYDA today

WOOT WOOT

Lol all the kids are apparently starving

I am a good parent

HI SO 5 MINUTES OF RESEARCH told me I need to BFF 3 pets before I can adopt a unicorn

So today I shall ADOPT PETS for this

But first

Emma who has her birthday in THREE DAYS BY THE WAY godnoalready

Is being cute

And Erika is

Ed Laugh GIF - Laugh Hyena GIFs

BEAUTIFUL MONKEY ERIKA

LOVVE YOU DON’T CHANGE REALLY

Guys look at my smart ass who couldn’t find the pet adoption option

For a hot second thought the Adoption Service was it

And I clICKED On IT

Likepardonwhat

What

NowaitWAIT

IDONT WANT MORE KIDS

But it’s okay the game doesn’t think I’m good enough for that

Which is really tempting, like I can sense the game is laughing at me YOU CAN’T ADOPT

But if I really wanted to, game…I could. I COULD.

Anyway, this also puts a wrench in my plans as I don’t even have the option to adopt a pet

But it’s okay

For I am GOD.

MUAHAHAHA

I can’t wait to give these all unnecessary intros guys I hope you’re ready

Lord I do enjoy making my game suffer. The Idanezys being horRID might have something to do with me…

Hmm Nah GIF - Hmm Nah GIFs

FIRST LET’S SAY HI TO

DEATHSCAPE

No I kid, this is the CAT clearly naturally

His name is Mac

For Mac&Cheese get it

Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(coughs)

NEXT UP ORION

And there’s actually a story behind that

Here it is. So I’m writing this serious story legacy did you all know? It’s called Light the way to heaven and right, at some point during my 9th generation I met this horse and fell in love. He showed up once and I used him in my story and I have yet to find a good way to bring him back, but my wife can attest to it, I have a weird obsession with this horse.

Even to the point where I very exclusively find him in another games (or add him in my ISBI FOR THE SAKE OF IT), like in Skyrim. Here picture proof.

Anyway

Next pet

LAST ONE

THE DOG

Nothing special about her

Except her name

Heh Heheh GIF - Heh Heheh HeheheheLizard GIFs

Oh

Oh no guys

HoW DO I payTHEBills???

lordWOOPS

HaaaYEAH

TELL HER GRILLED

TELL HER GOOD

How dare she give us bills

Please Emma stop being productive

It pains me more than your unrenderedness

(sobs about having to say goodbye in 3 days)

Were you always this pretty

Emma: Yes

SURE

WHY NOT

I aint doing nothing else than helping Eyda befriend the pets

I love your hairdo Esme

Esme: 😛

No really who is ur hairdresser

Hey looks like CONTRARY to her twin

Esme did NOT get stood up

Things must be getting serious

ADULT SUPERVISION has showed up

The cats in sims are so cute

MY GOD

Checking up on my robots

Bbee’s ALWAYS up to something lmao

Face of a woman who cares for NAUGHT

Bbee: YOUR BIGGEST WEAKNESS IS YOUR OVERLY EXPRESSIVE FACE

Well aint nobody gonna argue with that

Well Mac needs to understand that treat feeding gives relationship points

A picture of Egbert cause he’s GORG but he doesn’t do anything

Except fail at darts

Egbert:Imtryingok

WE REACHED PETTING LEVEL

THIS IS GOING GREAT

I’m not sure if like the one sim that adopts the unicorn needs to be BFFS or if it can be anyone in the household, but I’m just going to have both the girls do it just to be on the safe side

Eyda: Who is the cheesiest cat? YOU’RE THE CHEESIEST CAT

Eyda: Consider yourself lucky, you are now a royal cat

Mac: Acceptable

OH WHATS THIS

DANDRUFF

YOU PROCREATED

Gosh you’re looking good

I heard giving birth was harsh but lord

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Hai a waste of your genes

But loooooooooooooool

You know

I’m in a constant state of hearing woohoo sounds in the background

You’d think I’d KNOW who it was at this point

ITS 8PM AND LOOK

WHO HATH COME OUT AGAIN

ITS MOSEY

And it’s EYDA’S TURN

To be a stalker hohoho

You’re probably going to pass out

Like Elly did but

The unicorn is worth it ok

Though like there’s a bug and Eyda can’t seem to watch it…bah too bad GO HOME I’ll get Elly to again next time

Meanwhile Elly

Is

Skilling??

Elly: You act as if we can’t take care of ourselves

You even

FINISHED IT?

Elly: Lord

Look you don’t understand the pain that was the first 4 generations of this ISBI

MIDNIGHT

SWITCHING TO ELLY

And we can sell that painting

The most precious 3$ I’m ever going to get

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Elly: Me lord

SNORT

Rufus knows how to amuse himself

I love it keep having fun

Mosey: YOU CAN’T SEE ME

Elly: You’ve got a huge pointer on you, PRETTY VISIBLE

LOL MOSEY

Being annoying

And going to see BBee like its no big deal

Oh man the twins are also growing up in two days!

Guess that’s my goal for this update

THINK WE CAN MANAGE IT FOLKS?

One day so far has taken half the update LOL

HO MY RUFUS TOO

Lol meanwhile Diana’s still got a wayyyss to go

Enzo’s having fun in the wild that is life

EYDA

WHY ARENT YOU IN SCHOOL

Eyda: I have to teach my brother how to go to school. Ditching class is unbecoming of sibling royalty

Egbert:

Aye aye

GUESS WHAT GUYS

DOGS ARE CUTE TOO

Lol guys you know I think Egbert is the only one who has a positive relationship with Bumblebee

Oh yeah lol your new assistant

HM YOU KNOW

I WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD THIS UDPATE

-5

 

WHAT LOL

HOW DID HE HAVE TIME

He’s always in bed with DIANA

Lord what happened

What DID I MISS?

This game I swear

If something did happen like, clearly no fucks are being given

Well bad word choice

MANY ARE BEING GIVEN JUST (coughsnorts)

Y’all know what I mean

More on Enzo chronicles

SEEMS THINGS ARE LOOKING UP

So I was wondering where Esme was right lol

Guess she found herself an underground PARTY

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa

Bunkbeds guys amirite

NOT BAD GUYS

Last day!

And we’re with Eyda for it

Orion cares NAUGHT for Bumblebee

And this is the content I’m here for

Hahaaa, if Elly ever manages to adopt Mosey that’s going to be her steed

So ORION is going to be Eyda’s steed

Girl’s already got Orion BOWING to her

Eyda: Can’t believe you’re going to leave soon.  You’re going to be off and having babies in NO time

Emma: My desires for children diminishes as these plasma boxes accumulate

Truth

Hi Orion what the fuck are you doing

Orion: mE? Nothing

Mhmmmm

OK I KNOW

IM CONTROLLING EYDA RIGHT NOW

BUT LISTEN GUYS

Its not my fault I swear

-5

I meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

ITS DANDRUFF

WHY NOT

Elly: I TAKE A LOT OF OFFENSE TO THIS. SHE WAS MINE FIRST. Bella im coming after you

Snort

Not gonna lie this worries me

A tiny child cleaning the hooves of a large horse

Reaching petting stage with these animals is such EFFORT GUYS

But so satisfying

Lol I mean, it’s your last chance my guy WHY NOT

HAVE FUN EMMA

Emma: Urg no I was Netflix and chilling

LOOK AT THAT GUYS

HUG STATUS

Eyda is friends with Orion and Mac now

Elly needs to catch up here

HEY DIANA just checking up on you lol

Party seems fun is this Dandruff’s house

My god its quite

Stony

Dandruff: I didn’t invite you

Alright alright imma go see Emma

My god girl that is a soft face

Are you INTO THIS lad

Emma: He’s kinda cute yEA

Hai alright let me make him over for you then

Oh boy

I have

My work cut out for me

Considering what I had to work with this is pretty decent

ALSO YES I SPLASHED SOME PAINT ON HIM

Now to leave these two LOVEBIRDS ALONE

Midnight hath been STRUCK

ELLLLLLLLLLY

WHERE YOU AT

I dislike this picture

Who tried giving Elly a bedtime story

WAS IT YOU EGBERT you look GUILTY

Bbee: That’s just his natural state

Elly: oh buRN

Omg

Dandruff: I’m just being polite to my sister

Diana: snort YOU’RE WELCOME

Wheeze checking up on these two

Look how LOVE STRUCK this boy is

I ship it

ITS TIME GUYS

PULL OUT THE CAKES

I’m so terribly nice I know

Felt like Rufus deserved his own cake into adulthood mhm

Not bad darling

Rufus: 😉

EMMA’S TURN

And plz Egbert

Put on some pants i beg of you

SNORT

COMMITMENT ISSUES

Guys

Guys

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shespretty

ALRIGHT THE TWINS NOW

Oh Diva huh elly

DIVA

SHE’S GORGEOUS

 

LOOK AT THIS CUTE ASS PROFILE GUYS

Let’s see if Eyda has the SAME

Ok but y’alls grades were NOT that bad

I did a good job okay

She closed her eyes like a dunce

BUT SHES PRETTY TOO

SAME FACE

LOOK AT THAT PROFILE

Hokay guys

Good update

 

Self-wetting: 87 x -5 = -440

Failing school : 8 x -5 = -40

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 283 x -5 = -1410

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -5

Social Worker Visit: 1 x -15 = -15

Birth: 10 x +5 = +50

Twin Birth: 5 x +10 = +50

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 4 x +10 = +40

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: -1560

 

 

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Comments on: "5.3 – Cheesy Pets" (2)

  1. The Cheesy pets are great! Almost makes me want to play with pets again. Do not begrudge you the task of trying to catch that unicorn.

    Ho man, Emma is so gorg! I might have to grab her off you and shove her in my game. Reminds me, I should defs grab some Idanezys, always in need of new blood.

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