The SANE are a dying species

WELCOME BACK GUYS

Last time our two torch holders did an age up! And we were with Elly

And there seems to be a big puddle for no reason

None that I can think of

KNOW WHO ELSE GREW UP?

Emmmaaaa, so it’s time to kick her out D:

Beautiful as usual Esme

Esme: (blows me a kiss)

Which also before she goes I better SAVE her so I can share her with you guys. I got pretty lazy on her outfits. Actually looking at my downloading page I got pretty lazy on putting these babies up. I’LL FIX THIS UP LIVE GUYS WATCH ME GO

THERE YOU GO THE PROOF

YOU DIDN’T NEED

THERE SHE GOES WAVING with 17K

And nobody really cares to wave back

Elly: My god that EMPTY counter I cannot take my eyes off it

Mhm

So tragedy guys lol

I kicked Emma out and then remembered SHE has Ylle, Elly’s dragon

So sent Elly over

Elly: Good lord that’s a comfy cottage

HEY EMMA

Elly: Just gonna control you for a hot second ok sis, cause I need my dragon

God powers its great guys

Elly: Are you ready Ylle, my trusty companion, let us go on an adventure

Look at that she a natural

Diana: my son?

Your SON?

Diana: Well of COURSE I do

THE GAME GAVE ME curious hope

As I’m having Elly befriend Grilled she heart farted mysteriously

But nah it’s just the game nonsensically sending me 13 heart farts at once

Ahmagawd I’m proud

YOU GET IT EMMA

GET THAT LIFE

Well pardon YOU DEER

I was kind of like doing a thing, before you JUMPED UP IN HEREE

Deer: O_O

(months later)

HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG

Elly: She asks, answering her own question

Since you’re being snarky I’ve decided to switch to UR SISTER EYDA

Excuse me Eyda

What is this

Justin Bartha Wtf GIF - JustinBartha Wtf WhatTheHellIsThis GIFs

(coughs)

Turns out its just me who was lazy and didn’t do her athletic

(goes to make a joke but is hit by how pretty she is right hi)

Eyda: 😉

Yesanywaylook imadeHerAProper Outfit

Im bored cause Eyda went to sleep

And I’m watching BBee try to befriend Orion

And seeing this sim burnt and running off like lmao

ANOTHER FIRE THEN?

WOW CONGRATS EGBERT U WENT TO PEE ON UR OWN

Imsoproud

Egbert: Godsgodthe condition of this toilet is already BAD ENOUGH I dontneedyour patronizing

Imnot thoimreally proud

Wheeeze

A++ face fyi

Taking a shower now huh

Egbert: ! ohgod why are you following me

IM BORED WITH EYDA SLEEPING

Pardon NEVERMIND

BBEE suddenly got interesting

Athletic by hacky sack though LOL

Orion:  a h h h! I am STARTLED BY A LLAMA

Bbee: I take strong offense to both of you

So I was stalking everyone else right

I spot Rufus talking to Esme

About some guy named HARRY

So naturally I’m like ESME DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND

B u  t no

Apparently Rufus knows who MISTER CHILD KILLER’s parents are

Rufus: Genie, all knowledge comes with the territory

Esme: My eyes have rolled into my head

That happens to me too when Harry Bunny comes up

L O L

YOU DARN INSULTED BY THAT ESME

Esme: I have PRECIOUS time in a day

Rufus: My children are ungrateful of my limitless knowledge

Where was this limitless knowledge earlier Rufus

EYDA FINALLY

Save your family from my judgements

Elly: TODAY LIFE IS MINE TO CONTROL

Lol have fun I’m with Eyda we got PLANS

Eyda: You’re talking about school right?

Oh SHIRT ITS MONDAY

No(sobs)

Aosijdkla

Sorry had to have a moment of appreciation for how beaut Eyda is AGAIN

Eyda: 😉

DO WELL IN SCHOOL BAI

soooooooooooooEnzo I see you skipping school with Erika

Erika: Oh no, I’m going to school I just have to choke on this first

Elly: <_<

Elly: Nobody better be SKIPPING if I’m going

You’re also super gorg

LOVE UR FACE

Lilipad tell him to go to school

He’s got bad grades

Enzo: NO. I’M A DINOSAUR.

Lilipad:

The Office Oh Shit GIF - TheOffice OhShit JimHalpert GIFs

Sooooo was wondering where the hell Diana was

I FOUND HER

In the middle of nowhere

Diana: I have a purpose for being here

I see

Through the wall heckles huh

Diana: It’s a warning BASTARD IS GOING TO TASTE ME

I have no idea what he did, but I’m here—-WHO IS THAT

DANDRUFF

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

HI

Dandruff is actually in a domestic dispute

Diana: And IM TELLING THAT GUY HE’S GOING TO HEAR IT from ME

If only you could autonomy get in that house Diana, I’d pay money for it

IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD THE POWER TO-

Ryan Reynolds GIF - RyanReynolds Smirk Stare GIFs

-5 (its like someone passed out on the door and it opened FANCY)

Diana: I’m here show me the man

Dandruff: Good to see you too sis

SNORT

The game tried

Diana had me refuse it

Diana came here to throw down with Charles and Dandruff turns around and smooches him.

Puts her in an a weird situation.

Diana: …I’m getting mixed signals here.

Esme: As if you’d take me to France

I feel challenged

Esme: What is with all these opportunities anyway did you leave it ON

Seems I DID and I will continue to cause it amuses me

Diana: They’re leaving to go yeehaw aren’t they

LOL RUDE HOSTS

Diana: I regret coming here now. Where’s Rufus.

Poor Diana

It was too much. I get it.

-5

Meanwhile Rufus apparently managed to royally piss Erika off

Egbert: Skipping class tots WORTH IT

Erika: IM ALMOST A GROWN WOMAN NOW

Rufus: Please don’t make that face it scares me

Egbert: Lolololol

EGBERT

-5

At least you’re pretty

RUFUS LMAO

Erika: IS HE GOSSIPING ABOUT ME

EYDA FINALLY YOU’RE HOMeeeright

Homework

…..So missus

Drops it

And it goes back to her inventory

Ohoh

(uses the get help option to go around it)

Lilipad: (RUNNNNNNNNNNS) IM HERE. IM HERE I WILL HELP

Lilipad: I feel so fulfilled, precious child come, I shall inject you with my knowledge

Eyda: ahhhhhhhhhhhkay sure sounds good

Elly over here SKILLING

I’m such a FAN

I was casually just

Watching Eyda try to BFF Mac when this appeared

L I k e

I’m sorry pardon WHAT

I THINK

LILIPAD

GOT THAT FLIRT IN FOR REAL THIS TIME

OISAJDLSKAJDLKAJDLAK

Trying to be themotherOfTheHouse

Lucky as fuck that Diana is sleeping

Everyone judging the shit out of Rufus cause he accepted it likely

And I wasn’t there, but I’m pretty certain that

Lilipad probably did the flirt

wheezeMyGod

I gave you robots CAPACITY TO LOVE

To be together

And also lmao I would’ve expected BBee with the SINISTER CIRCUITS to be the one causing trouble

Bbee: I didn’t cause it but I’m going to SPREAD IT

Oh

Oh

nowDianaKnows

workMight save Rufus

Diana: RUFUS.

Rufus:ohshit

Erika: Ma about to throw down let’s not look Grilled

Diana: Fine be that way.

Rufus: …>_>

Lilipad: whatHaveIDone

Lilipad U FUCKED UP MY COUPLE

soUm (coughs) D I a n a

Diana: I’m going to work.

hokayTellMe what you want to do later, I got your back

Legit y’all the thing with Dandruff and now Rufus same dayYikes

She’s the empress of evil I’d be scared if I were you Rufus

Erika: MA IM ON YOUR SIDE. TEACH DAD.

Rufus:………..

lolYesTime to pick sides

HEY RUFUS what are you doing with Adye?

N o

Yes you’re a piece of trash put Adye down

Rufus: (pouting at me)

While Rufus digs himself a hole

ENZO is not doing so well still

Again with the same GUY too

Me: (flipping out)

I MISSED IT BUT YOU GUYS

RUFUS STARTED LAUGHING WITH THIS BUBBLE ABOVE HIS HEAD

Excuse Me? GIF - Disappointed GIFs

I was trying to give you excuses Rufus, but your attitude has been despicable. You’re DEAD MEAT. Anything Diana wants is gun happen.

Diana fueling her anger quite nicely

Buckets of flowers apparently SNORT

Hey I’m FOR IT

I’m supporting every step of this thanks

Im discovering SUCH THINGS

Like apparently you can gain charisma from talking to a purple dragon

S o m e h o w

OH TIME

QUICK LETS BE SMART

IMMA SEND YOU TO BED

The clock struck 12am and I suddenly heard this intense

VICTORY MUSIC so I look at my notifs right

Wheeze first I see is Diana is really going on the FUCK THIS train

And is heartfarting a nobody

Oh LORD

GUYS

GUYS

ARE YOU LEGIT RIGHT NOW RUFUS

Your ass

Is going to end up CHARCOAL at this rate

Elly lost her servant apparently

LOL THERE WE GO

I GUESS THIS IS

THE VICTORY NOTIF

That was a ride

Alright Elly let’s hope your day isn’t as

Extravagant

EMMA HONEY

IT SMELLS BAD

The twins are sleeping lets go stalk you

Emma: If you screw me over I’ll beat you up, simple as that

Oh she’s got this

ohhiEmma

pretttyyy

pretttyyyEmmmmaaaaa…..?

Can You See It Now Close GIF - CanYouSeeItNow Close Seeing GIFs

Oh my god dandruff

Is that you

DANDRUFF

Kay Diana legit just got off work and as you can see she’s angry and I don’t want to miss that

But you look like you’ve got something going on so like

Make it quick

Where the hell are you going dandruff

Still following Dandruff and mid stalk Enzo declaring

He found LOVE

OH SHE’S JUST HEADING HOME APPARENTLY

Cause there’s no ROADS

LOL

Anyway quick lets go see Diana

Diana has equipped

The Nightmare Suit

Everyone Beware

Amestia: Kick his ass out love. IM WITH YOU GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER. He never should’ve done the thing he did, you should like do-

Diana: Yeah kay I don’t know you

Amestia: RUDE, I was just going to give you some POINTERS

Diana: I’m good thanks old ghost crone

About that u know

I wouldn’t mind KNOWING exactly what

Ur going to do to Rufus u know like would not mind knowing

Diana: Don’t worry. It’ll be good. 😉

Gets cliffhangered so I’m taking you guys down with me

Guess we’ll know in a few months

 

Self-wetting: 87 x -5 = -440

Failing school : 9 x -5 = -45

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 285 x -5 = -1415

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -5

Social Worker Visit: 1 x -15 = -15

Birth: 10 x +5 = +50

Twin Birth: 5 x +10 = +50

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 4 x +10 = +40

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: –1570

 

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