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5.1 – Double the fun hohoho

PARDON YOU, you say

As you see the 5.1 as the title of this chapter

Well keep your pants on we’re not there yet, but we’re about to be

HEY DIANA

WANT TO TELL US WHAT HAPPENED, yes no you’re busy being unhappy, I’ve got this

SO LAST TIME WE HAD OURSELVES A GENERATION VOTE YES YES INDEED.

AND ENZO WASN’T THE WINNER

Enzo: Oh geez are you really going to do this

AND NEITHER WAS EMMA

Though she took second place with her like ONE VOTE

It was two sorry

Erika: Oh lord geT IT OVER WITH ALREADY

PATIENCE

Erika didn’t win EITHER

OR HER TWIN ESME

Esme: You’re rubbing on my nerves

Or the only other boy that could’ve broken the matriarchy streak

With his SKIN COLORED EYES?

Anyway moving on to the creep in the background

YES INDEED

IT WAS ELLY AND EYDA

With their skin colored eyes too?? Game gimme a break here

Anyway let me explain some stuff to y’all as I take off all the paintings and get ready for a MOVE

Yes moving, here look at this list of REASONS why we gotta move man

Anyway gotta grab some townies too, like Dandruff.

And Kristine too

I DIDN’T FORGET U ENZO

So YES, I know that usually I wait till I hit YOUNG ADULT before I switch to Torch Holder mode, but it’s going to be DIFFERENT THIS TIME. I mean I’m already doing a DOUBLE HEIRSHIP might as well go ALL OUT

Sooo we’re going to move to a NEW TOWN, this one to be specific.

Taken because like its—I actually have no idea why I chose this one. ITS HUGE.

Like its 2048×2048 what was I suicidal

No like I really chose this, anyway

I also chose a 40×40 lot which isn’t a 60×60 so like WHO KNOWS YOU KNOW maybe im not THAT SUICIDAL

I was really freaked at the idea that I’d lost all the paintings but ITS OKAY

THEY ALL MADE THE MOVE

Including a fish for some reason.

God though folks, building, the worst part aosfjalksfjafa

OKAY I’LL BE RIGHT BACK

Oh actually here JOIN ME.

It took ME 2 HRS to build it, but for some reason I recorded myself and shortened it to 15min, so there if you want a visit of the house you can watch the video.

You can also see all the places I failed lmaooo

Also Bryce Gorman’s statue is supposed to be here

BUT ITS NOT SHOWING UP

Solike I think the ass got lost in the move

Now as I was sayING. DOUBLE heirship folks

That means starting right NOW, both Eyda and Elly are my torch holders.

I love you too HONEY and IMMA MISS YOU

MUA

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Eyda her mother’s daughter

BUT YES I WONT be able to control BOTH at once

By which I mean I will alternate everyday between them.

And I will be using THESE balloons to tell whose TURN it is. I’ll change their color at midnight everyday and we’re starting with BLUE which means EYDA

Since that’s her fav color

Honestly so sad that everyone’s thinking about the fountain lol CAUSE ITS NOT FOR SWIMMING

Also everyone is going to stay here till they age up, at which point I’m gonna KICK ‘EM OUT HARSH

Starting with ENZO as its his birthday still lol

And we’re going to make a BIRTHDAY party so we can age up his girl Kristine

Hooolike its almost gonna be worse just controlling CHILDREN TORCH HOLDERS FOLKS

That’s extra DIFFICULTY

Eyda: Yes hi, I’m the new princess, future queen of this town called CRUMPLEBOTTOM. I’d like to order your best party.

Y’all the only ones I’m inviting so y’all

BETTER SHOW UP

Hashitguys Free will started working, and Rufus and Diana wasted no time and already doing a woohoo

Esme&Erika: OHmygod get a room

I’m feeling emotions

BYE DIANA, IT WAS GREAT HAVING YOU PLEASE BE HAPPY AND DON’T STARVE YOURSELF

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Eyda: I’m ROYALTY I shouldn’t be doing HOMEWORK

Exactly royalty NEEDS TO DO THEIR STUDIES

Eyda: hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg

(looks up and down)

My god happy Erika didn’t win

HEY DANDRUFF WELCOME

Dandruff: haha I had a husband and a son where ARE THEY

Ah yes well they were ugly, I’m sure you’ll pick BETTER GENES HERE

AND KRISTINE is here TOO wonderFUL

We can get this party STARTED

Lol look at Enzo

He’s super pumped for this

I feel

The slight pang of regret

beAUTIFUL BOY

DON’T LEAVE ME

KRISTINE

Bah fine lol keep ur hair its not so bad

God 30K guys

I feel dat

Im feeling it

Emma: can u make him STOP he gives me HEEBIES

Lol he’s just super pumped to start his life finally

Dandruff: YOU ALL SUCK, THIS TOWN SUCKS

Staph being a crybaby Dandy

Lol Kristine is darn good at multitasking folks

Hahahahaa

These two breaking in every woohoo place in the house and it kills me

Lilipad: (in a HOTTUB)

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Eyda: hahaha did u just refuse

Emma: yUP

Eyda: I AM QUEEN IN WAITING. HOW DARE U REFUSE TO PLAY FRISBEE WITH ME

Emma: I have BETTER THINGS TO DO twerp

Lol so she went to ask Bumblebee who very happily said yes at having attention

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

OK YES

SIGN ME UP

Didn’t I say I wanted a magician heir too in gen like 3?? COOL COOL

(wheeze)lol

Eyda: I had to be prepared in case you said no

(Fun fact my game crashed but she still wished for this again. TWICE again too. DETERMINED SHE IS.)

Oh lol THAT’S WHY bumblebee agreed

BBee: I cant say no to hitting children in the face

UM BUT ELLY NO

Elly: I was distracted BY THE PRETTY THINGS

-5

Lol I see half of this heirship

Has more trouble than the other

Eyda’s got this down though

I’m ONLY accomplishing her wishes but she’s got this healthy dose of playing and establishing connections with the other people in the house

Lol its almost 9pm

And ENZO IS STILL HERE hahaha going through the house and judging the paintings

Enzo: Well you didn’t give me the chance to appreciate it.

Also im going to blatantly ignore the IF with Egbert

Homg SOMEONE found it??

Who who who who??

I put two down, one for each heiress

And this is meant to be Eyda’s

PURPLE hahaha APPROPRIATE

And since no one is here to claim it LET’S TAKE CARE OF THAT EYDA

We gun call this dragon Adye

Omg hiii

I’ve only played with the BLACK DRAGON

Sadddllly we can’t interact with it till Eyda grows up

Well NIGHT EYDA

Its only like

11pm though, I gotta twiddle my thumbs for another hour before I switch to Elly

YAY

SWITCH

Ohlord is that garbage

Oh honey Elly you poor thing

BEDTIME STORIES HUH

Its ok I’ve come to save you but first we’ve gotta clean up the yard

Elly: I hope spoiling my hands was IMPORTANT

Yes um, cleanliness is a princess trait, anyway hop to bed

Oh my god Enzo hahahaha

As long as you don’t DIE here

That’s the only way I could lose points snort

Lol the STRANGE THINGS

IM SEEING WITH

Free will

Bbee: (kisses his forehead) I’ve now adopted you

ENZO

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you stay here too long

YOU LOSE THE GIRL

Like you two literally live together boi

Priorities my folks

But also this day is going to be fast lol cause the twins have school

SPEAKING OF

Off EVERYONE GOES

I’m stuck with these two all day who from the looks of it are still very busy lololol

It makes me goo though

Lilipad still exists true but like

She’s still in the middle of her passionate love affair with the the hot tub

Lilipad: This one gets ME

I mean do you

Rufus: NO. im happily married

(presses x)

Omg woah

What’s happening here

And the girl beside him is dripping wet??? WHAT DID I MISS

And now he has mysteriously disappeared

What is

This town

(kids have trouble going into the school for some weird reason, I force them all in)

(I save)

(10 minutes go by)

Kay but like the IDANEZYS are seriously cursed lmao, this save is only like a day old

Poor Diana is lost without ME lol

Unless she’s bonking her husband she CLEARLY DON’T KNOW

HOW TO TAKE FOR HERSELF

Oh my someone’s looking at potential spouses

Mhm mhm I support this

Lol well she’s getting comfy already

Erika: I bet they were going to tell me to feel at HOME, so might as well start early

Hmmm hopefully he has better genes

Dandruff: BUTT OUT

Some pictures are just SO PRETTY aren’t they?

ALSO tomorrow is EGBERT’S bday and that completely snuck up on me lol

Snorrrrrrrrt

Dandruff: (throws stuff at me)

Elly has some weird wishes

Apparently we absolutely HAD to go the graveyard

I dig the lighting tho, giving her creepy looks

Elly: and they were never seen agaainnn

daYUM

Somebody SLIPPED OUT and had some fun without me knowing

Dandruff: DON’T SAY ANYTHING

(wheezes as I swallow my words)

HAAAAAAA

We got home Just in timE to switch and for me to send Elly to BED

Or else she’d pass out

WOOOOO

This double heir ship thing is keeping me on Me toes

My god yes BRING IN THE DOUGH

I spent a lot of money on this house so we’re back to 150K, and points are at 400K next

AND I NEED POINTS I DO

YUP

FOLKS

YUP

THAT HAPPENED, Erika was OUT TOO LONG AND PASSED OUT tryna make it to her BED

-5

Heh your bday has PERF TIMING boi

I can end this chapter on your teenagehood

Bbee: GO MY  BOY. GROW GROW

(braces)

(sobs)

I didn’t brace enough

WHY ARE YOU CUTE AS SHIT

I have a lot of pain over this

 

 

 

Self-wetting: 86 x -5 = -435

Failing school : 8 x -5 = -40

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 280 x -5 = -1395

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -5

Social Worker Visit: 1 x -15 = -15

Birth: 10 x +5 = +50

Twin Birth: 5 x +10 = +50

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 4 x +10 = +40

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: -1540

 

 

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Generation 5 heir vote!

Haaa didn’t think i’d ever GET HERE BUT HERE I AM

Here are your choices 😀

Enzo!

He’ll have a pretty simple life if he wins and I’ll grab his Kristine to drag to the new town for him!

Emma!

My god she’s the girl whose skilled the most! And she’d have more points in music if the game hadn’t crashed as many times as it!

Lol she’ll have a very MUSIC ORIENTED LIFE that’s for sure

Esme!

She’s a tough girl from what I’ve seen so far, and she whipped out the celebrity wish on me, so if she wins I’ll be exploiting that to MAXIMUM.

Everyone will know her name heheh

Erika!

Contrary to her twin, Erika has given me nothing to go on lmao, so I’ll probably come up with something was we go along or she throws more wishes at me.

Egbert!

Little FUTURE boy here. If he wins were going to convert to FUTURE TECHNOLOGY and he’s going to be a science oriented boy.

Will mostly likely attempt to max out astronaunt and science career.

Elly & Eyda!

FINALLY, the last pair of twins! I’ve actually got a fancy DOUBLE HEIRSHIP planned for these two. They’d both be in charge and I’d send them off on a ROYALTY themed generation. Where they’d basically tyrannically take over a town lol XD

 

So there are your choices!

I can’t wait to see who winnnns

 

 

4.12 – Last chapter of the generation!

OMG OMG OMG OMG

GUYS

GUYS

I BUILT A NEW PC

And now I have legit graphics and gpu and andandandan

Aoifjsalf Ive tested and died on other saves, the smoothness of it all aoisdjasafa

Could I actually….have a chance at getting into positive points?

GOD LET’S SEE HOW THIS SAVE GOES

Hihihihi

Hi guys don’t mind me, im just relishing in this suddenly NOT laggy save

Emma: HA, hear that MA. I’m going to have the best heirship ever!

HEY no one mENTIONNED HEIRS

(taps mic as I watch everyone watch Diana put away the cake)

Yes hi the game is smooth as a baby’s bottom, y’all can use your free will now

 

I mean you all DESPERATELY NEED it

Emma&Rufus: (follow Diana as she takes care of Eyda)

Me: (cheats on the new baby names cause its been a while)

ENZO

MY GAME IS AMAZING

What are you doing RUINING IT

Enzo: you haven’t given us ANY TIME to get used to it!

-5

Oh myyy people are BEATING Diana to the punch

Punch being babies in need

Diana: And its BOTHERING me, these lazy people getting off their asses all of a sudden

They didn’t all have me controlling them

Diana: Um no

Um no indeed

Esme: HEY MA, JUST DOING A SLEEP. Like a good girl

Diana: Yeah no I don’t think so, get out of my bed

Diana: WHAT IS THIS ROUTING PROBLEM

Esme: WASHIS DIS ROUTHING

Me: (snorting)

Diana: I’ll ground you for your attitude tomorrow I’m too tired right now

Esme: Ok, GRANDPA RHAM I WANT A BEDTIME STORY

RHAM you and your fricking book

And also ESME, nobody else asks for a BEDTIME STORY

Erika: (stuck in the railing) Great game watcher

Aosifjslafa

-5

Oh my god girl can’t even be bothered to SLEEP

It’s a NAP only

TENTATIVE BUT OK LET’S TRY IT

Who knows the game might be nice

Aoifjakljflaf

GURL

Diana: It’s afterbirth hormones!

GURL COME ON

Nope, nope, wish squares are filled

I looked away for 5 seconds but Diana got a THING ON HER MIND LOL

She’s grasping that free will indeed

OK MAKING IT OFFICIAL

This chapter ENDS in 7 days when Enzo grows up!

And that means a HEIR VOTE SO

START LOOKING OUT GUYS

Heheehe this is great guys, FREE WILL AGAIN

Annnnd tomorrow the last set of twins grows up and we’ll officially have all the potential gen 5 heirs read

Lilipad: Those people at your old work don’t KNOW what their missing. But that’s good, we can profit and you can fulfill your true function as my underling.

Rufus: Thanks?

Haaaa I love Emma

Whenever she has a LITTLE BIT of free will she runs straight for the instruments XD

Oh my god bumblebee

Ohmygod

Maybe you could like

Charge yourself in the charging machine

Instead of SYPHONING ENERGY FROM IT

 

Or you could syphon from Erika WHO DIDN’T SLEEP ENOUGH LAST NIGHT

-5

School wiped her out. I get it tho

God guys

The game is going so SMOOTHLY that I actually have EXTRA TIME lol

So we’re getting Diana on painting for future torch holder pics

HOOOO

DANDRUFF

HER BABY

That I had to find out through SP like shame on you

Dandruff: (rolls eyes)

I aged him up in CAS real quick to see lmao and godddddd

Yup that’s your son alright

Dandruff: T_T

OY OY

WHATS GOING ON HERE

Lilipad: ITS NOT MY FAULT

BUMBLEBEE

Stop beating up my cleaning lady

Shes the only one who actually does anything and the bathroom needs WORK

BBee: Heh tis cool I got my fill

Oaifjsaklfjas

IS THAT HOMEWORK

I LOVE YOU

HERE HAVE SOME HEIR POINTS

Emma: 😉

Enzo: Imsleepingzzzzthis isn’t fair

Emma: Who is that

I actually have no idea

This kid just showed up in our house and is having the time of his life

And JUST AS I NOTICE HIM, he hopped on the street and proceeded to DISAPPEAR

HEEE time for Elly and Eyda’s BDAY

Bring them to TODDLERHOOD

And we’re down to 6 DAYS

Starting with ELLY for no specific reason

Hellloooo ELLY

Hoooo Rham’s hair AGAIN, and your mom’s skin and eyes.

Not a combo I had, I accept.

CUUUUUTE

Now THIS IS A BABY

Not like these two monkeys

I CAN SEE INSIDE YOUR NOSTRILS

Yeahhhh dumbos she’s over here lol

As long as Eyda doesn’t have black hair I will consider her a SUCCESS

>_>

You know

I

Im not sure

Afisjafjsalkga

SHE’S SO ABSURDLY

CUTE

IM SORRY WHAT OTHER KIDS

She looks like an Esme clone in coloring but uh

BYE MONKEY CHILD

HI EYDA

Can I just like spam the rest of the chapter with your cute ass face

SO PRECIOUS

Also look at these wonderful SKILLING TODDLERS

Esme: You’re not making it easy to love my little sister

Look its not my fault you’re a monkey

Esme: 😡

Ok but I feel a bit bad, and Diana has a lot of wishes for Esme since they somehow go into relationship red??

So got Diana to help her tutor. SOME MOMMY DAUGHTER TIME

I’m kinda bummed no one got Rufus’ BLUE HAIR BUT

At least you know, comforted knowing all his kids have a chance of giving their kids blue hair

Y’all HAVE TO STOP

NO FIGHTING

IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

Lilipad: I NEVER START THESE

Lol gosh bumblebee using his sinister chip

I’m freaking out over the fact that I have TIME lol to teach the kids to walk

NEVER BEFORE SEEN

Oh my god what are these interactions lmao

Rufus: There’s just…something about its ROUNDNESS no?

Enzo: You’re just trying to find something weird about her cause she keeps stealing the twins

Rufus: no…….

Enzo: SHAME ON YOU for hating her, that robot basically RAISED ME YOU KNOW

Rusu: Yes this is what I have a problem with >_>

Diana: Your dad and brother are standing in my future gravestone spot. They better get off soon

Emma: Oh dumbos

Omg not only was I impressed that Emma found Bryce Gorman’s room that’s never visited

But APPARENTLY someone else had to and dropped a whoopee cushion prank

I FOUND OUR PRANKSTER

Lilipad: it’s important that you know the words to claim me as your true mother

Oaisjlakfjsa

(freaks out over the skill teaching)

–Here’s a secret guys, the game is smooth as hell, but has managed to crash SIX TIMES so far lmao—

OFF TO WORK??

My god you still have that

Its been so LONG

 

Haaaa that feels nice

Lol look at how much they’ve MISSED YOU

So generous gosh

We’re doing a countdown folks YES WE ARE

5 DAYS TO GO

Another BIRTHDAY

EGBERT

Maybe you’ll get more interesting now hohoh

YOUR MOM’S SON THERE’S NO DOUBT

Diana: (whaps me)

Lol he’s a good looking boi

With the added trait hot-headed

THAT SHOULD BE GOOD

He still doesn’t have INSANE tho which puts him in heirship jeopardy.

All it means tho is if he wins I’ll have to work hard to get him a trait as a teen

Boi is actually giving me lots of INTO THE FUTURE vibes

So I got generous and he gets a double future bed lol

I LOVE THIS COMP

I’m over here wondering where everyone is

Well they’re up on lvl2 doing THINGS

Here have a cute boy and a GAL DOING HER HOMEWORK

ERIKA HERE HAVE SOME POINTS

Enzo: Here’s the deal, scare the poop out of my little brother and I’ll let you scare ME for once

Bumblebee: The temptation is there for sure

Egbert: That’s…not fair

The heir wars HAVE BEGUN HAVE THEY

Egbert: When I’m older IM GOING TO BE AN ASTRONAUNT

You’re so CUTE

If you’re heir I’m making you an astronaut I promise

Lol Bbee trying to babysitter bizz

Elly: And I HIGHLY DISLIKE IT

Bbee: I don’t have the nanny trait WHAT DO I DO NOW. (ends up putting the baby back)

These two REALLY get along since free will became a thing

Esme: Only BABIES try and use their mothers for heir points

Emma: 😛

Heheh folks come here, sit beside me

Our boy got invited on a date, LET’S WATCH

Enzo: don’t do a bg check don’t-

I FOUND HER

She’s decently far away from the tree, Calliope’s grand daughter and Calliope was a gen3 spare.

Alright, I give you my support.

Hmm but like

She could use a makeover

Enzo: Could you NOT

THERE WE GO. Continue on 😉

Enzo:

BOY THINGS WERE GOING WELL

Enzo: oafijsalfkas I’m sorry the insane in me was too strong

Lol things just went downhill from there

WAY TO RUIN YOUR DATE BOI

Holala down to 4 DAYS

Damn Lilipad is sly lol

Was having Diana teach Eyda to walk and SHE SWOOPS IN

AND GRABS THE KID

HA ANOTHER SKILLING CHILD

God I’m still riding the wave guys

Esme: Heir points HELLL YEA

YES BY THE WAY

DANDRUFF

STILL WATCHING YOU

Lol Eyda is ON FIRE

And so is ELLY

God maybe the game won’t tell me I’m a horrible parent now XP

(tears up)

I wasn’t ready for all this free will folks

Also I’ve not ANY OTHER FAILS??

Hoo we’re down to 3 DAYS

And today is the monkey birthdays

Lol goddamn it you two

SAME OUTFIT REALLY

Alright here’s to hope puberty favors you

Starting with ERIKA and her new light sleeper trait

And uh yeahhh that’s some small eyeballs for that face

And Esme with the sailor trait

She’s not FANTASTIC, but she’s better than Erika lol

Haaaa next birthday is the last twins AND Enzo

Birthdays ACTUALLY reunite everyone

And we get some ghost action

HI RHAM

God man for some reason it is impossible to get these two out of the red

They’re CONSTANTLY losing lots of relationship points for no reason

You know Esme, I actually accept

I’ve never FULLY attempted this

Lol so hopefully the next 3 days are just me SPEEDING through

And getting Diana to learn the martial arts skill cause she got an opportunity for it

LOOK AT THAT

2 DAYS TO GO

God it’s so much easier when people aren’t failing every five seconds

Lol tying yourself down so early are you

Dandruff: Can you stop judging me for two seconds here thanks

This is EMMA, her thumbnail just has trouble loading lol

But I’m going to give THIS TO HER, cause she’s legit so far gotten to lvl 6 of GUITAR, all on her own, let alone the OTHER instruments

MY GOD

YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR WISH

(game crashes for the 189401421th time as I try to GET TO THE END OF THIS)

Looking at this thumbnail

Yes my game is borked lmao

God GENERATION 5, we’re MOVING OUT GUYS

Snort everyone also sleeps with Egbert cause he has the best bed hands down

In the whole household

God kay I FORCE SPED up because the game is REALLY borked and wouldn’t stop crashing

After this, no matter WHO wins I’m moving towns

THAT’S RIGHT we’ve gotten to the last day, and Eyda and Elly aged up (you’ll see them next post)

Not going to age up Enzo until the heir vote is over!

 

SEE YA FOR THE VOTING

 

Self-wetting: 85 x -5 = -430

Failing school : 8 x -5 = -40

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 279 x -5 = -1390

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -5

Social Worker Visit: 1 x -15 = -15

Birth: 10 x +5 = +50

Twin Birth: 5 x +10 = +50

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: -1540

 

 

4.11 – Rendering is a privilege

RENOVATED Emma’s room to welcome in the twins.

As you can see I decorated it appropriately. The monkey was necessary to know where the twins sleep.

REMINDER

Cause watcher knows I need it

This is ESME

The Monkiest Monkey

This is ERIKA

The prettiest of the monkeys

On a side note WHAT A VIEW FOLKS we rarely get to see the outside in this save

It’s quite decided, next gen gets a smaller lot, and the house is gonna have windows everywhere

And since I’m rather pumped at this point to get to the next gen, I’m going to try and fail to get to the end in this chapter.

Which the generation comes to an end once Enzo here grows up

It’s probably going to be pushed back to the next chap because this save lags but LET’S TRY

ALRIGHT FOLKS LET’S DO THIS

(swallows and presses play)

Esme: That’s one down already

HEY WOAH NOW

Esme: The social worker should be coming over ANY TIME NOW

Hahaha

NO

Woops them wishes are all filled out, can’t fit that new one in

Rufus: SON, is that you?

Enzo: yesss daaddd, unlike you I’m actually using this free will.

Yeah only cause you’re in STARVING mode now

WHAT

EXCUSE ME WHAT

You never told me you were dating EXCUSE ME

Dandruff: Shit you weren’t supposed to see this

WHY AM I NOT IN THE LOOP

SNORT SO YOU ALSO THINK

That Esme is the monkiest monkey

Diana: Do not MISINTERPRET my wishes

Alright so I gotta be honest with y’all. Rufus had some happiness points so I bought some things to help him out. Didn’t think y’all would mind

And well WHILE I was doing this, I checked on Diana…

AND APPARENTLY I GAVE HER A FERTILITY THING

Still only got Egbert, because Egbert probably ate his twin

But im scared for this pregnancy

 

Speaking of Egbert, what an angry little pout

Just like his mama

He’s very cute too

Like his momma

Also his needs are very fulfilled now NO SOCIAL WORKER

Oooh my Erika, using your free will I see. You know I’d never realized how pretty your eyes were.

Enzo: Excuse you

Yeah well excuse you TOO

-5

There comes a point where waiting for your failing sim to render

IS TOO MUCH

-5

I really like the genetic diversity girls, keep IT UP

Emma: I didn’t actually ask for this

Erika: (looking like a ROBOT)

Esme: Okay gals you can head on in the bathroom now. I used it good. (scratches butt and sips plasma juice)

Erika: Yeah well NO THANK YOU now, it’s TOO LATE.

Emma: What am I even doing here right now

Emma’s been in a state of crisis since the twins grew up

Enzo: WATCH ME WATCHER. I will find my bed.

IM WATCHING BOY

Emma: ONLY LOSERS GO TO BED

Erika: You’re going to FAIL like this UH

He passes the sister obstacle BUT STANDS PROUD AND CONTINUES HIS MARCH

He manages to open the door

THE AUDIENCE HOLDS THEIR BREATH

WITH A PROUD SMIRK

HE CUDDLES INTO BED

AND VICTORY IS ATTAINED. WOOOOOOOOOOOO

++++Heir points

Good ride

Much fun

Lol Esme what’s up with that

Esme: I’d be the QUEEN, imagine, being the only genie-vampire hybrid. I’d be WORSHIPPED and UNSTOPPABLE.

Erika: Pardon the ONLY ONE

Yeah what’s with that Egbert is also a hybrid. Lol since I’ve enabled it ALL OF DIANA’S NEW KIDS are hybrids.

Emma: Hello genetic reason for my hair. Can I have a bedtime story, I need to do the sleep for points

Rham: That’s such a good idea! And I happen to have this ghost book which is the only BOOK on this lot

YEAH THAT WAS PURPOSEFUL

Erika: WAIT BUT I TOOK A SHOWER

What does this have to do with you passing out

Erika: Doesn’t it….fix that?

No that’s a bed doll

-5

Emma: You can’t say I didn’t try

Pardon

Emma: I asked my great-grandpa’s ghost for a bedtime story, I TRIED

Well you tried and FAILED

-5

Lilipad: Esme go to bed

Esme: WHAT, but dad gets to stand there for hours and he’s JUST AS TIRED as I am

What is that look, are you sending a look our way SPOILED MONKEY

Esme: I’M JUST A POOR NEGLECTED CHILD. I JUST WANTED TO BE QUEEN OF THE VAMPIRES.

Oi you don’t have the drama queen trait

And you’re a tad young

Go to BED before you cost me points

Esme: (singing) IM A GENIE YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOO

Lilipad: ESME.

Esme: ok ok fine GEEZ

I am Rham right now as I watch Esme get into her BED

THIS IS LOW KEY STRESSFUL

SHE DID IT SHE’S IN BED

I’ll be honest I was staring at my screen expecting her to get back and crumble on the ground, but she didn’t

And I realized that’s cause I didn’t have her selected

No more rendering for you at all RUFUS

You don’t deserve it

-5

Bbee: (scares the shizzazz out of Lilipad)

DID YOU JUST KILL THE ONE ROBOT

TELLING KIDS TO GO TO SLEEP

Lilipad: How about you make yourself useful AND CLEAN UP AROUND HERE

YEAH YOU TELL HIM

OH ERIKA

I DIDN’T NOTICE YOU GOING TO BED ON YOUR OWN

Erika: Yeah I noticed

HURP QUICK

OUTTA BED

LETS GIVE YOU SOME LOVE

(sees Esme up on the bed doing nothing)

(stares)

(stares some more)

Esme: See I AM cute, you lie when you call me a monkey

I don’t know what you’re talking about

Diana: I go to sleep for a few hours and my robots are at each other’s throats?

That might be partly my fault

ALSO HOOO Diana is wearing an outfit that I MADE

Yes well it was a first try, so the front part makes her look fat, but once again it’s a FIRST TRY at a clothing mesh and it looks fine from the side lol

So definitely acceptable maternity wear for this last child

Rufus: I TRIED. I WENT TO WORK.

I know you did, I don’t blame you

My game is just MEAN

Me: Alright I’m going to do a SPEED RUN NOW

Game:

Or we can do a speed run AFTER

This seems entertaining hohoho

My my EVERYONE is trying to get the hell out XD

Diana: hey hot stuff, how was work today

Rufus: OH YOU KNOW….itwas

He got FIRED

Rufus: YEAH SO, I lost my job apparently im a BAD EMPLOYEE who needs them anyway amirite (grumble grumble)

Well you were a paper boy and they do say journalism is a dying career

Diana: (glomps him) Oh baby they don’t deserve you

Rufus: THNKS ;-;

Diana: And you’re so much better at home

Diana: you can be a stay at home dad for this new one on the way here

Rufus: heh I can’t wait to be a dad

What about ur other children

SPEAKING OF

Erika: SIGH

Hello there pretty eyes, what’s up

Erika: HEY

Where’s your siblings

Erika: Lolol I like that you’ve forgotten

OH RIGHT THEY WENT TO SEE PEOPLE

I see I’ve missed nothing here

Enzo: IM THINKING

Yes yes think good imma go see Emma

And you’re just as bad IF NOT WORSE

God I’m gonna lose points for this decision

Lol what now

Enzo: Alright I’m decided on what to do

OH WAIT ITS ANDREW

The distant family member who asked Dandruff out and got shot down hahahah

(SNORT)

Enzo: HEY ANDREW

Andrew: Hey so u finally made it inside-

Enzo: HEARD YOU TRIED INCEST

(nods happily)

Boy you’ve got a really good chance at becoming torch holder with those faces

Could make for the first male torch holder snort

Enzo: COULD YOU MOVE out of my way to your way

Andrew: ….

Lol AW the interaction got CANCELED

We are here today to render SHAME

The punishment is no patience to let Erika render

-5

Like daughter like FATHER

XD

Diana: I can’t believe I have to tell you kids to go to bed at your age

Esme: NOT ME I’M GOING TO BED ON MY OWN

What do you mean unrendered

The monkeys always look like this

Im not done with waiting for shit to render or anything

Lilipad: Only I can love you properly, your parents are too busy PROCREATING. Remember me. (whispers) Your true mother

Egbert: This is a cold embrace but I enjoy it

Lilipad: purrs in robot

That got weird

BOY ARE YOU GOING TO PASS OUT ON ME

Oh oof its just ANGELICA fooooo

Enzo: haaaa yeaaaaa

-_-

-5

Always a good notif

A+ NOTIF

Would like notif again

LOL WHAT

Who cared enough

TO TEACH YOU

Egbert: I learned on my own 😀

Oh lol I see, that makes more sense

Is this gonna be a dream baby

Are you birthing right now in your dreams

Diana: Is that you finding yourself FUNNY

Come on PUSH, gurl you should be used to it by now

Hey is it me or have you statistically given birth a lot here

Hey you’ve got a great view of your kids going to school between contractions

(serious nodding)

Diana: (pushes me away)

IT IS A BABY

CONGRATULATIONS

Specifically though lol IT’S A BABY GIRL

And her name is Eyda and she’s a blue-

Uh

I guess

I mean  A GREEN whatever game a GREEN BABY

Yes lol this is EYDA

Eyda is also a hybrid genie-vampire

She’s a PARTY ANIMAL and EXCITABLE

And likes the color Dark Blue

Hoooo fancy

I’ll change the crib colors in a sec

YOU SEE

We have ANOTHER ONE ON THE WAY

Also is that a toddler fail in the bg

-5

And WE HAVE ANOTHER BABY GIRL

This time her name is Elly 😀

I waited too, apparently she’s legitimately a NATURAL skinned baby

She’s a PARTY ANIMAL too with the GENIUS trait

And she likes GREEN (snort)

Hehe and that’s +10 FOR MEH

HELL YEA POSITIVE POINTS WHADDUP

 

UM

HEY

WHO ARE YOU

UM

NO

(panic deletes her and her car)

Bbee: Oh hey where’d the social worker who took our cats go

NAH WHO NOW

Lilipad: IM SO BROKEN OVER THIS LOSS

SHUSH THEY’RE STILL IN THE HOUSE

But not in the portrait panel

Ahhhhhhhhh did I break my game (resets lot)

(SOBS)

THEY’RE GONE

I WAS TOO LATE

This goddamn game

-15

There go the baby points

Well I can be comforted by the fact that the cats were all elders on the VERGE OF ALL dying. So I guess this way they all go together

Also we barely saw them and the only one we remembered really was Angelica (sobs again) I hate losing thinggss

Egbert: Life is so much better without CATS, I have so much free will

SHUT UP

It’s cause I reset the lot

EMMA

-5

WAS I NOT SUFFERING ENOUGH

WHERE ARE YOU

Oh

Oooooh

PIANO PLAYING

God I love it, whenever you get a bout of free will you dive for music

And she even has an audience for it

Enzo: No cats, life am I right

OY

Also did y’all know it’s her birthday tomorrow, we’re finishing this update on her teenagehood

Emma: Esme stop looking at me like that

Esme: You’re not looking you can’t see it

Emma: I CAN FEEL IT. STOP IT.

WONDERFUL

(CLAPS)

YOU GET ALL THE HEIR POINTS

Lol don’t mind me I’m just here to uh

Watch Emma play yeah

Enzo: LAWL

Bbee: DOOBIDYTBOO

Esme: 🙂

Enzo: I cheated, I warned her

Esme: You didn’t scare me but you’re on my blacklist now

Bbee: That’s actually scary

Bbee: I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET A CHEER UP. BECAUSE THE CATS.

Esme: I’m super badass

Erika: I like being rich

Diana: SO WHAT’S UP HERE. Everyone doing HOMEWORK?

Esme: OH SWEET LORD THAT MADE ME JUMP

Erika: (snorkels)

Good free will boy

Enzo: Can’t a man appreciate PAINTINGS IN PEACE

LOOK AT HER GOOOO

LOL

Ah yes ERIKA, one of my MONKEY twins, plays the animation in this game that gives children monkey faces

Oh how life works

BIRTHDAY TIME

Erika: LAWLAWLAW

Omg I thought Rufus was bad enough laughing at birthdays

The twins really have inherited from their father

IM QUITE PUMPED FOR THIS BIRTHDAY

Emma is a PRETTY FACE

I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE

(jumps around giddily)

Erika: This is great and all Emma but it’s been like 3 hrs. We’re kinda done.

Diana: I birthed faster than this

Erika: annnnd mom left

Bbee: This party sucks TRASH

Emma: I’m not growing up till I feel MORE LOVE FROM THIS FAMILY

Erika: GOD I NEED TO PEE

Emma: I’d bet you’d lose heir points for tthhaattt

Erika: will YOU JUST HAVE YOUR GROWTH SPURT

Emma: Ah shit I’m stuck in mid-air because of Blams’ laggy ass game

Erika: A new statue, I like it

DIANA WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING THESE KIDS

AINT NO MEAT ON THEM BONES

Emma: (gains dislike children trait) That means I hate you Erika. You’ve directly influenced my life.

Erika: I wouldn’t want to be liked by such bad fashion sense anyways

THERE SHE IS

She’s quite quite pretty indeeedd

Also I slapped a shirt on her that I MADE. I know another mesh, and this one I’m actually decently proud of unlike Diana’s preggo dress.

WELL THAT’S A WRAP FOLKS

With 10 days to go for Enzo’s bday lol

 

 

Self-wetting: 84 x -5 = -425

Failing school : 8 x -5 = -40

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 277 x -5 = -1380

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -5

Social Worker Visit: 1 x -15 = -15

Birth: 10 x +5 = +50

Twin Birth: 5 x +10 = +50

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: -1525

 

 

4.10 – Emma is a neglected troll

Diana: What is…life

While Diana hits post birthing depression here

Imma go set up

A baby crib

Ha there we go! I didn’t have to do nothing cause there’s always three cribs here snort

Also though, what’s the point of cribs if they sleep on the floor

HUH ESME TELL ME

You’ve been alive AWHILE NOW, I think you should be old enough to climb in that crib of yours.

-5

Angelica: Maybe out there, there’s an AU where I’m still young and spry…

I dunno you look pretty SPRY to me

PARDON ME WHAT NOW

I can’t believe I had to learn from the TOWN GOSSIP

Nobody talks to me in this house anymore

-5

Really lmao, is THAT how this chapter is going to go

People shouting at me from the streets that y’all have passed out??

GUESS WHAT

They’RE LIARS

Mhahahahahhaah, Enzo is a good boy. Good boy Enzo, here have some torch points.

(distant thump) NO WHOEVER THAT IS DON’T DO IT

Ohhhh sweet

Sweet

Emma.

-5

So like is this a genie thing? The bars like that? If so COOL

I’ve never had a GENIE baby and both twins have genie genes hohoho

HAHAHA

Come now

Is this a teen who looks like he can take care of 4 kids by himself?

I THINK NOT

Omg GAME

What is going ON

Are you okay, let me check your temperature…

Me: GOSh I’m so proud of Rufus sleeping in his own bed-

This is a PROBLEM

Lilipad: Is Erika crying?

Enzo: GOD Erika, let it REST

Not like it’s ESME whose causing all the TROUBLE

Esme: NOBODY LOVES ME

DIANA COME BACK FROM WORK

Free will could you like work

At least a little bit

Emma: I think it’s working JUST fine

EMMA ARE YOU HOGGING IT

Emma: LOL

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING this is SERIOUS BUSINESS

Emma: The timing is kind of wonderful

OI he’s a MINOR layoff

All the single ladies in town with the same bland haircut suddenly got hormonal

Next generation we’re locking the kids in the basement. They won’t wake NO ONE UP THERE.

LET’S START OUR

BREATHING EXERCISES (sharply inhales)

-5

AFTER EVERYTHING I’VE DONE FOR YOU GAME

How dare you do this to me

-5

Diana: Daughter you know I love you right, I even rolled a wish to talk to you.

Emma: Excuse me who are you

Diana: (renders)

Diana: IM UR MOTHER

Emma: MA IM SORRY I WAS JOKING, GO BACK TO BEFORE

Diana: HEY EGBERT, stressed out mommy’s here to feed you, love you and change you because NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CAN DO ANYTHING

God do I feel you

I have Diana’s face on as I see Erika dead

On the floor

-5

toddler fails really hurt

Goddamnit EMMA

YOU’RE LOVED

NOW GO TO BED

-5

Diana: You need to delete my wish for a baby girl right now

I wish I could, but we have witnesses.

Lol BUMBLEBEE

You somehow got MORE useless XD

EXCUSE YOU WHAT

EMMA IS A RELATIVELY HAPPY CHILD

Lol I love how Bumblebee and Lilipad are her children

LOOK HERE MONKEY

My TORCH HOLDER needs her SLEEP

Diana: Okay but stop calling my children monkeys RIGHT NOW

This piece of art here is the representation of teenagehood. Falling asleep in your own pee. (nods poetically)

-5

-5

Sooooo I think we’re in the clear lol? No social worker ever showed up.

They probably got GLITCHED in this town really XP

(also Emma is terribly cute in this picture)

CUTE

CUUUUUTE

Ack but like no I want Enzo or Egbert to be torch holder. ENOUGH LADIES

But she’s so cuuuute

 

And SHE’S actually in her BED

Enzo: I just need to stand still another 5 SECONDS, give me another 5!

Enzo: Golly gosh he beat me to it

What are we DOING HERE folks, we’ve barely gotten through a sim day my god

-5

Bbee: Im gonna scare his ass AND HE WON’T SEE IT COMING

Yeah he probably won’t

Bbee: I’m such a sly boy

Enzo: I’m being so productive…in standing…in this one spot

Bbee: SPARKLY SPRINKLERS

Enzo: I AM EXPERIENCING A JUMP

Enzo: Now back to my super productive activity….STANDING.

Bbee: So…that was really disappointing.

We have here Esme being a MONKEY, yeah I said MONKEY

And Enzo just failing at life.

-5

Good documentary folks

Meanwhile Dandruff rubs her freedom in my face. First notif I get and its not about BABY MAKING.

Dandruff: I’m finally LIVING

Hahahaaaaa oops one friendly chat isn’t enough?

Lol what do you mean we need to keep social upkeep of children

THERE SEEMS TO BE A GENERAL CONSENSUS.

Let’s throw Esme in the hottub.

Erika: You’re mean and I’m ERIKA

Lol WOOPS

Diana: If a stranger comes to you and tells you to come with them because you’re being neglected you say NO okay

Emma: Yes ma

Diana: Good girl

Enzo: whAT happened? I missed something didn’t I? SHUCKs, I was too invested in standing still.

Just leave boi

Just for your sake and MINE

Enzo: Alright

SWEET MERCY BOY YOU DID IT

Okay okay FINE what’s up Lucifer

Lucifer: It’s only my BIRTHDAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Lucifer: Lol we still have humans here?

Rufus: Hooo BIRTHDAY, I can go pee afteerrr

Angelica: My child is growing up. IM SO OLD.

I don’t think anyone really talks to each other in this family

I MEAN HERE’S A PIC GUYS BUT WE ALL KNOW

That there’s barely a difference snort

Diana: You’re not a monkey, mommy loves you okay, LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS

Ok she’s a LITTLE cute in this shot.

Welllll then you know we FINALLY have a good window here. Nobody’s on the verge of DYING only ALMOST dying! We should get to BABY MAKING come onnn

Diana: (audible groaning)

Come on now it means getting frisky with Rufus

Diana: (less grumbling)

WAY to make yourself ATTRACTIVE RUFUS

-5

ALRIGHT GUYS LEGIT

I tried to avoid it as much as I could but the lag is REALLY painful, so I’m resetting the town ITS TOO MUCH

We’re still resetting up in here folks and BUMBLEBEE is trying to fuck things up

Bbee: I REFUSE TO BE TOUCHED by another electronic

WELCOME BACK FOLKS

Everyone’s in the green because THATS WHAT RESETS DO RIGHT

RIGHT

Lemme have this

Diana&Rufus: (loud smoochy sounds)

Enzo: oh GOD why did I come in

Emma: HEHEHHEE IM NEVER COMING IN

My god Angelica LOOK

Angelica: LEAVE ME ALONE

Diana: Hop on in whenever you want lovely 😉

Rufus: I’m doing my BEST BABE

God yeah the reset did not fix the lagging

I don’t want to move SAVES AGAIN THOUGH

(whines)

MY GOD RUFUS

You’re making her change SEATS, that’s why it’s taken so long??

Oops when did this happen

Wasn’t he just borned like YESTERDAY

AHEM

Lol have a picture spam cause I actually like these two in general THEY’RE CUTE

I HEARD A LULLABY

GOOD

GOOD

Now no more extra wishes after this one Diana, Enzo only has 14 days left to adulthood. Which means 14 days left before its time to VOTE.

Hehhe it’s birthday time folks!

I’m actually rather excited to see Egbert’s coloring because I just remembered how all the kids have Diana’s hair.

Except Emma who STILL hasn’t come in yet

Emma: I like the outside. The outside doesn’t neglect me.

OH COME ON

Oh my god Rufus why do you need to laugh at EVERY SINGLE BIRTHDAY

LOOK LOOK A RARE MOMENT OF FATHERHOOD

I HAVE TO DOCUMENT IT

Do I get points for this?

No?

Ok

Ha ha haaaaa WHY

Rufus has nice BLUE locks why isn’t anyone inheriting THIS

On other news look at EGBERT

He’s a punk little boy I like him, I didn’t think I would, but I DO

HOW CUTE IS HE THOUGH

Lol MORE subtle signs that Dandruff is doing fucking GREAT

He’s a replica of his momma that’s why he’s so DARN CUTE

I wonder, will he grow up to clip into beds like his momma does too?

Diana: Don’t go putting that on me. It’s your computer’s fault for not being able to handle us

Yeah, you know it’s kind of horrid that my STORY SAVE which is HUGE and FULL of CC and LONGER RUNNING lags less then this one.

I heard Dandruff has nothing better to do with her life, you should go check THeRE game

Excuse you she’s very happily married to RUFUS thank you

But no thank you

Also she just went to vomit in the toilet for an UNKNOWN reason but I totally missed it

Azazel: Also you missed me growing up

yeAH but I needed to look up your name like

the only pet names I remember is Angelica’s cause she’s the only white cat.

Rufus found his way to the BED

Aoisflakfja how CUTE

I ship it

Yeah so WHAT if they’re already mARRIED

Diablo: Was I supposed to pick up the phone and call my daughter IM A CAT

Well I dunno sir, clearly the game says you have the ability

Bbee: Why are there cakes here. And why can’t I eat them

Its for the TWINS, the chapter ends with their bdays

Bbee: Ok but why cant I EAT THEM

Because im letting Diana sleeepp

Lol isn’t this the guy who asked you out Diana

NO GRAND LOSS THERE

Angelica: Hey there how’s IT GOING, are you doing good? Good, I’m just a tad hungry meself

Ooooh you’re VOMITING. WHATEVER FOR I WONDER.

Diana: urgggg I hate u both so much

Alright OFF THE KIDS GO TO SCHOOL

And well just waiting on you Diana now

Whose stuck experiencing pregnancy all over again

(tap, tap, tap)

Alright lol so I got tired of waiting

LET’S GET TO BIRTHDAYS

With Esme da monkey first

And Diana can’t correct me cause she too busy glitching

I mean

Ehhhhhhhh lol

I still see the monkey nope nope

She grew up with HOT HEADED

Oh that should be good

Oh we don’t even get a tummy rub do we

Diana: This isn’t a MOMENTUOUS OCCAISION

This is going to be the most neglected of all CHILDREN won’t it

ERIKA’S TURN

What a monkey

Diana: I can STILL HEAR YOU

With the INNAPRORIATE trait, how APPROPRIATE

See what I did there

Lololol

THERE WE GO WITH A DERP FOLKS

Lol ‘nough with this update

NEXT TIME hopefully the LAST BABY and I need to expand Emma’s room cause she’s going to get permanent viissittoorrrsss

Emma: Oh fuck

 

Self-wetting: 84 x -5 = -425

Failing school : 7 x -5 = -35

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 269 x -5 = -1340

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -5

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 10 x +5 = +50

Twin Birth: 4 x +10 = +40

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: -1475

I’ve decided to view these in a positive light. I bet you NO ONE has points this low mhm, I’m setting RECORDS HERE

 

 

4.9 – Bumblebee finally gets a win

HI DIANA

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME

I FORGOT EVERYTHING

So how about uh you fill me in. All I remember is Angelica being freaky as fuck.

Oh well that’s nice.

Wait YOU’RE PREGNANT?

Diana: *mumbles something insulting*

Ah yeessss, I remember you had a monkey face Erika.

It seems times haven’t changed.

Ok no joking aside-

Nope still no difference.

Erika: SAFETY is an illusion

Esme was the prettiest of the twins.

Still monkey-faced.

YES THIS IS WHY DIANA IS PREGNANT.

Diana: Finally you’re back with the program.

It takes me a while you know, when months are spent in between updates. BUT THIS TIME. I HAVE GOTTEN MYSELF A COMPUTER UPGRADE.

*crinkets chirp*

Well to see if this upgrade actually makes a difference or not. With the sims game, it probably won’t because it’s coded to be fucked – or NO WAIT, sometimes the game actually agrees with me. It’s this SPECIFIC SAVE that is coded to be fucked.

ALSO

I got eye mods for the cats. Look at those eyeballs.

Hello yes, Emma, explain to me why Enzo is at school and not you.

Emma: Because it was my BIRTHDAY today

…oh right right, I ASK PATIENCE THANKS

RUN EMMA RUN, SAVE MY POINTS

Also Diana pick your monkey off the floor.

Diana: Don’t insult my children.

Rufus: ITS OKAY ESME BABY I GOT U

Lilipad: oiwqfjlkgjalsav

Yeah Lilipad is malfunctioning OFF TO RECHARGE YOU GO

Rufus: Ah fatherhood

Esme: Only eyes for meh daddy

The monkey twins creep me out

Like at this point I prefer Dandruff because she doesn’t cry in her dirty diaper

Dandruff: ERK stop trying to give me compliments it makes me sick.

Who at this point doesn’t know how to use a door to come INSIDE

Dandruff: That’s a little better

Rufus: I like this computer upgrade of yours. Gives me enough free will to be the daddy I always knew I could be.

And I forgot how pretty your eyes are

ENZO WELCOME BACK HOME

Enzo: Shhhh don’t make too much noise you’ll alert HER.

Who?

Enzo: HEEEEERRRRR

HER: chillldd, where did you go?

WOAH THERE

EMMA

EMMA

Emma: LISTEN WELL MY AUDIENCE

Lucifer: This should be interesting

Angelica: I didn’t have time to be young, why did I grow so old

I’m so ecstatic I forgot I had the Children Can mod

AND SHE HAS THE VIRTUOSO TRAIT SO

Emma: *plays sad dramatic music as Enzo dies*

Lucifer: I knew this would be worth it

-5

So that forced me to look at my points again. I’ve forgotten how I even gain points.

No Enzo, you’re supposed to yell at the toddler for waking you up.

Enzo: but it’s a toddler

LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHITS sims give about toddlers

Enzo: OK BUT WHAT IF IT BITES

Erika: hurrdduuuurrr

That does make sense

OH LOL LOL LOL

What is this now

Someone wants to take Dandruff out well then Mr.Andrew imma say yes

Bumblebee: Ok Dandy whatever, I’ve come to threaten to blackmail you for fun – what r u doing

Dandruff: Sorry pee spot I have a date

Bumblebee: NO BUT I HAVE AN INTERACTION IN QUEUE. HOW DARE YOU.

Oh shit Diana I was doing something what are you doing

Diana: This is me hating on you

Do you feel neglected? It’s only cause I know you have it in for me.

Jeez woman this is taking forever, I have places to BE.

Like right here.

Who dis boy.

Dis Andrew has ODDLY GREEN SKIN.

OH yas that’s why. Somebody is an Idanezy.

Dandruff: At this point EVERYONE is.

To prove to you that this is incest I pulled up the family tree. SEE I FOUND HIM. Calliope’s grandson, also lmao Mortimer’s son?? Who was ironically a potential spouse for Diana. So there ya go Dandruff he’s like your cousin. Sort of.

Andrew: BURRRRRPPPPP

Dandruff: Wow

Andrew: whew sorry about that OH HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

Dandruff: I’m very unattracted

Dandruff: So yeah you know before we take this palpitating relationship any further I have a son

Andrew: A what

Dandruff: And also a wife who would beat you up. A heads up.

It’s okay my boy at this point

Just leave

Andrew: SO I THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR FIVE SECONDS AND I’M WILLING TO SEE THIS THROUGH

Dandruff: why am I included in this heartfart

SO I see nothing has changed here

Diana: Your computer upgrade isn’t worth shit

WHY DO YOU INSULT ME SO

And did I just hear a monkey sound

Erika: Wasn’t meh 😉

I SWEAR GUYS I DID

Lilipad: I find your behavior towards my daughters inacceptable

Enzo why are you not sleeping

Enzo: but the cat has been meowing ALL NIGHT

Azazel: I take pride in my work

Bumblebee: I FOUND YOU FINALLY

Enzo: oh crap

Azazel: I also stink. A lot.

Enzo: *uses passing out to cancel BBee’s action*

Bumblebee: DARN HONEY TRAP I SWEAR. PEOPLE GETTING OUT OF INTERACTIONS IS MAKING ME LONELY.

-5

Bumblebee: SEE IM NOT KIDDING. WHY CAN’T THEY LET ME BE AN ASSHOLE. A LEAST FOR A MOMENT.

OH LALA

WHAT

AN

OUTFIT

Diana: You’re not even worthy of a response

You beautiful thing you, Enzo and you are the only worthy children.

Emma: Please I’M trying to do something here.

Bumblebee: MY—DA—Y—–IS NOT —–GOING WELL

This is mildly amusing

As long as this ends with you going to bed

I’m okay with it.

Enzo: PLEASE I DON’T WANT TO PASS OUT AGAIN

Have pity on my Enzo monkey

Diana: Alright fine, I’ll tune you up, but know that the game canceled this interaction three times so you better appreciate this.

I don’t know what my game has against sim-robot interactions

Bumblebee: EXCUSE ME? I am not some BIMBO you can just TUNE UP to bribe my friendship. My friendship requires that I TROLL you first and that requirement hasn’t been met so NO, I refuse this TUNE UP

Lilipad: (somewhere takes offense as she takes care of the children)

Diana: Well I got no qualms over this. And my unborn baby is saying I should annihilate you where you stand.

Bumblebee: I don’t think that’s your foetus talking

Diana: Well that’s true I am the Empress of Evil.

Brittney: …

Bumblebee: > 😦  WHAT NEVER SEEN A SMOKING ROBOT BEFORE? I swear everybody judges me around here

Brittney: Modern furniture sur is talkative

Enzo: Hi Bumble, did you know it was my birthday today? Hope you got me present

Bumblebee:

Bumbleebee: Oh no that means it’s my last chance to successfully troll him! Oh I’ll come up with a present alright, yes indeed……hehehe

You know I don’t see that happening since you’re stuck in a never ending malfunctioning glitch and you REFUSE to accept help.

EMMA

Emma: What!? Go see the toilet and RECONSIDER your reaction

Okay agreed

-5

Lilipad: Dear you see over there? That’s pre-birthday jitters right there

More like BAD FREE WILL

-5

OK QUICK BIRTHDAY BEFORE THE KIDS GO TO SCHOOL

Oh hay Catarina, here to see your grandchild’s birthday?

Bumblebee: YOU’RE A HORRIBLE BIRTHDAY PLANNER. I didn’t get to plan ANYTHING.

Plus like half the family isn’t here but time went way faster than I expected and I wanted to give this boy a day off

Enzo: Aw thanks

Lilipad: NO I’M MISSING THE PARTY

Rufus: Lol I don’t know where I’m going anymore

Enzo: nobody told me growing up KILLED YOUR BLADDER

-5

Emma: Somebody take a pic quick! This is a face he’ll want to remember

Right right let me get a close up

THERE WE GO

BEAUTIFUL

Enzo: I hate you two

What a supportive family

Rufus still booing his children

I might tear up

Not like the MONKEYS could even bother to show up

God

I can’t even LOOK at them

Emma please, you need to calm down on the PARTYING it’s hazardous to your health…and my points.

-5

Enzo: WHAT

Aw babe lmao I’m sorry

You KNOW I can’t resist guys

These pictures are gold

And I think Enzo does noodle best so far

Shiiit guys you should see this, this boy is gorgeous!

Wait I can just share a picture…

THERE HE IS

Look at this Lilac boy

You’re giving me Desmond vibes

You know your uncle whom I adore?

Except you’re a slob and now unflirty

Look at this hunk. Got his dad’s body sliders.

His traits do him no good, but he might just be able to make it on LOOKS alone 😉

Diana: How can I feed this child when it’s in the way!??

I—uh, well I mean it’s your LOGIC

You know I can’t differentiate between the twins on my own yet. Doesn’t help that I don’t play this save for months on end.

But I remember saying Esme was the most tolerable of the two.

Still looks like a monkey to me.

Birthday boy strikes!

And fails so miserably he clips through the floor

-5

Maybe I should’ve sent you to school afterall

EMMA not you tooo

Rufus:  (wailing outside) I GOT DEMOTED

Well serves you right for not using your free will like a non conventional sim!

You seem to be having fun

How is our mother to be?

Diana: She’s having fun

I figured as much

Hoo lala! Guys! Guys!

DANDRUFF is about to move OUT

I think her age got reset for some reason! Cause she’s down to one day HOOYEAH FINALLY

Dandruff: God calm down will you, I already have a bad enough headache as it is

A few real life weeks later…

(opens my game)

Oh but WHAT IS THIS

A lonely GLITCH

Not to worry she’s a toad

And about to hit the road

Pretty SURE free will doesn’t work

In this save anymore

-5

If I can’t see him it doesn’t count right? RIGHT?

-5

At least he TRIES you know

More than I can say about MOST

Giving me the need to FAST FORWARD HERE FOLKS

Look at dat chin though

-5

OH OH LOOK AT THAT

Maybe Free Will just needed some WARMING UP

Yes let’s amp that HOPE meter up a bit

OH MY WHAT’S GOING ON HERE

Bumblebee: AHHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT FINALLY YOUR BLUE ASS IS DOWN

Enzo: SCREW THIS I HATE BEING A TEEN

Enzo: NOW GET OUT I NEED TO PEE

Bumblebee: You mean cry over your defeat

Enzo: OUT

Bumblebee: I love winning

Dandruff: GOD I HATE NOISE. AND THIS HOUSE. AND MY LACK OF RENDER

It’s okay doll I got you

WITH A GET OUT OF MY HOUSE CAKE

Dandruff: We literally just hit the midnight mark

COME NOW

If you cause a fire I will fuck you up I swear

Dandruff: WOULDN’T THAT be something

EMMA WHY ARE YOU SCREWING with this happy moment

-5

Perfect ur ugly, you got the hate outdoors trait, out YOU GO

Dandruff: Oh NO YOU DON’T. You owe me a decent makeover

*grumbles but opens CAS anyways*

Isn’t she JUST GORGEOUS

Dandruff: OI

SO there you go!

Dandruff cleaned up her act and went in town to give me a GOOD GENETIC pool

Dandruff: haha you wish, I’m going to go out there and LIVE

You’re pretty, leave before I change my mind

Dandruff: As if that would change ANYTHING about this really

DON’T TEMPT ME

I could have you stay in the torture shed

You’d pay in SCREAMS OF ANGUISH

Bumblebee: I’m going to miss the only other passive aggressive person in this house

OOF this hurts

40K

Out the window

But hey satisfaction of checking that KICK OUT box

Heeeeeyyy DIANA

Isn’t this like your purple haired

Older sister

Diana: HahhAHAHAHAHAHAA

Dandruff pulled out some MYSTERY super powers and teleported here

SO I think

This is where she lives now

I aint gonna wait around to see if she renders

Rufus: HAHAHA son did you get beat up by the robot again

Enzo: ZZZZZZZONE TIME ZZZZZZZZ

-5

Diana: IM REAL TIRED OF PREGNANT. ALL I DO IS SLEEP.

I feel you hon

Diana: THIS IS MY LAST BABY

Yes I agree lol

GOOD DANDRUFF

Get the romance on

Man you monkeys are boring

Good pic

Ok bye

DID YOU GIVE BIRTH ALREADY

Diana: (gives me the stink eye)

Sorry can’t see it amongst all this unrenderedness

While I wait for a baby birth to end this chapter

Let me just

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

EW

Sweet lady ITS ONLY BEEN a few hours

But hey if you’re going to start baby making now that’s cool

Can’t wait for your fiancé to get a face

Goddamn lady you’ve been pregnant for MONTHS

Diana: Don’t PROJECT your absence from this save on me

Ouch

Lol she just wanted baby money from old dannybrow here

Sorry hon he’s BROKE

Oh hey what’s this

Diana: ME SCREAMING WASN’T ENOUGH?

Diana: WHERE’S RUFUS

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Off to get himself

A quickie cleanse?

Diana: aoigjalkgalkhaga

Angelica: heyyyyyyyyy im cute right

Nice butthole

Lol uh

Emma?

Emma: no

Alright you know what if school is where it’s at

You stay there

WHAT SHALL THE BABY BE

FIND OUT

NEXT TIME

HAHAHA

Im kidding

I aint gonna cliffhanger this *snort*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

He’s

The first Normal skinned but

SHIT

He isn’t

The last child

Diana: Excuse me

So guys this is EGBERT

He’s easily impressed and a light sleeper, and his fav color is white

Diana: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ISN’T THE LAST

Im sorry but like both you AND rufus have that wish for a baby girl and I need to MAKE THAT A REALITY. It’s in the rules

Diana: Shit

I feel you

Also I think Egbert is a vampire????

But he must be glitched cause it AINT showing up

WELL HERE GOES PEEPS

Oh right yes

+5

RIGHT SO THE END

SEE YOU NEXT TIME

 

 

 

Self-wetting: 82 x -5 = -415

Failing school : 7 x -5 = -35

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 259 x -5 = -1290

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -5

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 10 x +5 = +50

Twin Birth: 4 x +10 = +40

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: -1450

P.S. I’m about to upload Dandruff if ANYBODY wants her

4.8 – Lilipad officially claims motherhood

You see, my excuse this time, is that I actually die periodically every few months and come back to life only to write a new ISBI chapter. I swear to you this is true.

YOU WERE SO CLOSE

Urm

Something is wrong in this room

YOU HAVE LIGHTS NOW YOU CAN WAKE UP

-5

….

Lilipad: I’m just here to make sure these two don’t hurt my Enzo.

Dandruff: I’m here for the new lamps.

Bumblebee: I WILL GET YOU CHILD.

Let’s watch the child do the sleep too

I MEAN SINCE EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT

Bumblebee: You are a worthy unscarable opponent. But I will not give up.

Enzo: LALALALALALA *victory dance*

There is no birth happening in this household. Not with the cats, nor with the bots, or Diana LIKE UM

*two seconds later, gets a pop-up of some townie giving birth*

THAT SHOULDN’T AFFECT ME

Lilipad: Children are so beautiful. AND ANOTHER ONE WILL JOIN US SOON.

Bumblebee: I’m stronger than you are.

Diana: LILIPAD. CHESS. NOW. I WANT TO PLAY.

Lilipad: The mother beckons.

Diana: Oh

Lilipad: What

Diana: Got this like weird…twinge in my belly…

*five seconds later*

Lilipad: I HAVE THE ROBONANNY TRAIT I CAN HELP

Enzo: Mom?

Diana: SCREAAAMMMSS

Enzo: Oh my god mom! You’re awesome! Keep up the good work!

Diana: I will spoil this child rotten after this I promise

A NORMAL SKIN COLORED BABY—

Wait

*game makes baby switch to green*

I guess this is a GREEN baby then, yes

Anywho

WELCOME Erika Idanezy!

Fav color is BLACK (like sweet Emma)

And she’s insane and easily impressed

She’s also a vampire- no a genie- NO SHES BOTH. A hybrid! But primarily a vampire.

OH BUT WAIT THESE WERE TWINS

WELCOME Esme Idanezy!

We’ve got another LILAC lover

She’s insane and good.

And she’s a genie-no a vampire- NO SHE’S ALSO BOTH. We got twin hybrids here. But she’s apparently more of a genie. COOL.

+10

Rufus: TWINS?

*shakes head*

-5

Rufus: WE ARE OUT OF FOOD, I’M STARVING, oh hey son what are you doing

Enzo: Just grabbing another cake slice ignore me.

Enzo: *puts it down*

What are you doing bud

Enzo: I’m creating a CAKE MOSAIC

How about you just EAT the cake

Enzo: Fine

Rufus: Oh hey look a random piece of cake lying around.

Enzo: My father would not survive without me I’m sure of it.

Lilipad: I FEEL IM ABOUT TO ENTER A WHOLE NEW WORLD

Dandruff: About time

I DIDN’T REALIZE YOU COULD JUST BUY THESE CHARGER THINGS. I thought you had to go into the future and stuff *mumbes*

Enzo: FEAR ME

Bumblebee: somehow I cannot get the drop on this kid. My circuits must be malfunctioning.

Enzo: I AM THE KING. NOTHING CAN STAND AGAINST ME.

Bumblebee: OH FUCK HE HEARD ME

Legit cute child.

Enzo: Are you talking about ME?

Rufus: HAHA you should’ve known it would come out of the sushi. Even I knew that.

Bumblebee: I want a salary

Diana: I’m regretting inviting you to chess.

Bumblebee: I AM UNDERPAID aka not at all.

Diana: Tell you what, plant a money tree and you get 30%

Bumblebee: THOSE ARE REAL

Diana: Yeah sure my grandma’s neighbor had one.

Rufus: That lady is still trying to eat the octopus. Why don’t we ever get octopus in this kitchen? I bet that would taste delicious.

Bumblebee: FORTY-FOUR LUMBER JACKS!

Rufus: HOLY-

Bumblebee: Is my scaring ability only good on ADULTS?

Enzo: *in the background* Lalalalalalala

 

This chapter is being done with so many shameful monthly intervals that I constantly need to check up on the children, like yes, Emma is still cute as a button.

Dandruff: You know what’s amusing? Apart from the fact that I’m the only one taking care of the kids?

Yes, you’re taking care of poor Emma. She clearly looks satisfied from your help.

Dandruff: It’s that yellow robot.

BUMBLEBEE, you going for Enzo again? It’s a fool’s quest my man.

Bumblebee: NOT if I gather enough energy!

You are not blasting Diana’s only son.

Bumblebee: uhhh no no of course not

I mean LOOK AT HIM

Enzo: Ma said the robot was supposed to be high tech, I think she messed up some of its wiring though.

Bumblebee: EXCU-

Diana: DON’T BADMOUTH ME BOY

Dandruff: oh NOW everyone wants to take care of the babies

Lilipad: I WAS SLEEPING. I am done sleeping. Give me the Erika.

Rufus: Dandruff heh, ah, um, I just want to spend time with my newborns. Since I’m their DAD and you’re just their Aunt.

Dandruff: well TOO BAD. I got here first.

Rufus: I thought you grounded her

Lilipad: I DID

Dandruff: Oh my god you guys. Diana had TWINS. Esme is right in front of you.

Rufus: LOOK AT ME, SUCH DISTRACTION

Lilpad: Good good I just need to swatch baby Erika…

Dandruff: You guys are horrible

Rufus: You’re just saying that cause YOU DON’T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT

Diana: Please tell me you guys are NOT neglecting Esme

Dandruff: I’m out of here. Too much drama.

Diana: It’s okay Esme I got you

Bumblebee: OH MY GOD. WHY HASN’T ANYONE TERMINATED THE KIDS YET.

Lilipad: It wasn’t my fault master I swear

Lilipad: BAD RUFUS. Neglecting Esme FOR SHAME

Rufus: WAIT WHAT

Bumblebee: heeeeeeeeeeeh NICE

Diana: You will have a good upbringing Esme I promise

 

So like Esme’s neglect is a REAL THING.

Somehow Diana has a full relationship with Erika but she’s in the red with Esme??

Also somehow friendly interactions make it WORSE??

GAAMMMEEEE

There really seems to be an infestation of fairies.

-5

ACK RUFUS NO

-5

Enzo, I checked, you have a door to your room. You can sleep in your own bed.

Rufus was heading for Erika, then he got attacked with multiple PEE YOURSELF glitches, which I will count as only ONE fail.

-5

Lilipad: *whispers* I think Esme may be harboring negative feelings

Enzo: I just wanted to take a nice nap. In a clean environnement.

Rufus: heh…heh…Look Esme darling, I love you. Plz don’t curse me again

Guyyysss

She’s insane and GOOD. This child has the GOOD trait. Why do you seem afraid of her.

OH HEY LOOK

Kitties

You have become grandparents

Angelica: O-O……BUT I AM STILL YOUNG

Poor grandma seems to be taking the news harshly

Lilipad get the broom

There’s trash in the bathroom

Dandruff: OI

-5

OH LOOK Esme is neglected. Again.

Rufus: It’s just-Lilipad has Erika-Emma was on the floor-and

SHUSH

Lilipad: GUESS WHAT. It’s Birthday time, AND since master is at work I GET TO DO THE HONORS

Rufus: Wait where’s Diana

Bumblebee: TROLOLOL what a defective robot

Lilipad: Don’t see her out the window…

Lilipad: TOO BAD HERE WE GO ERIKA

Enzo: Birthday?? Already?? Nobody warns me D:

Lilipad: PERFECT. NOW IT’S YOUR TIME ESME.

Welp my heir tried to make it in time for baby birthdays…

-5

Rufus: *making caterpillar jokes again*

Lilipad: I love being a mother

AND HERE’S ERIKA

Ahem

Uh

Is it me or does she look like a monkey

So yahhhh, mum’s hair and dad’s eyes!

……

HERE’S ESME

Some strange eyeballs and mum’s hair. Erika is officially a vampire and Esme a genie.

I’m sorry these genes make me sad. WE GUN NEED MORE BABIES GUYS.

Rufus: I WAS PASSED OUT, SLEEPING PEACEFULLY ON THE FLOOR

Gee thanks -5

Diana: I WAS UPSTAIRS, sleeping in MY BED

This child has a mighty pair of lungs

Bumblebee: We could always burn it

Esme: I just wanted…to watch tv D:

You know

She’s not THAT bad. I can see Rufus in her.

WAIT

HER EYES ARE GLOWING

THEY WERE NOT GLOWING BEFORE

Rufus: Sooo your mom and I are going to make even MOAR siblings for you

Enzo: Goodness gracious

Dandruff: Please just stop while you’re ahead

Diana: I fed the kid. Went to sleep. AND ITS GHASTLY SCREAMS WOKE ME AGAIN.

Rufus: Is it really ours

Dandruff: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU TWO

Dandruff: YOU CREATED A MONSTER. SHAME ON YOU. SHHHHAAAMMMMEEEE

Diana: Watch your mouth BEFORE I DO SOMETHING I WON’T REGRET

Dandruff: I hate this house

Diana: Oh my god you are such a drama queen

-5

Esme: There is an eternal sadness in my soul

Lilipad: Master please don’t leave me alone

Diana: THIS IS YOUR REASON FOR EXISTING. HAVE FUN.

GAZE FOR THE LAST TIME ON THIS-

Emma

Emma smile plz

Emma: NO

Emma plz, this is your last day as a toddler

 

THERE WE GO

Emma: Can someone change my diaper now

ANYTHING FOR YOU DEAR

OH GOOD LORD

Dandruff made it to the school bus this time. WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME.

Enzo: Fudge I usually nap on here

Bumblebee: I’m the only one of any use here. I mean, I have to TUNE myself

Be honest

It’s not like you do much of anything anymore

Bumblebee: I’m sorry my ears turned off what did you say?

NEVERMIND

Erika is…

Still dUNNO

MAYBE she’s growing me

*squints*

ESME

Is growing on me though, she really is

ENZO COME ON

-5

Ok from now on each time you pass out imma give an innocent bystander a makeover.

SHAZAM

His outfit was actually not bad so only his hairdo

Lilipad: Drink lots of milk child, you’re going to need all this calcium for your growth spurt

Esme: *ETERNAL SAD FACE*

DANDRUFF IDANEZY

-5

Have you ever heard of inter dimensional travel. That doesn’t count as an accidental death right? I wouldn’t lose any points over it

OH WHAT’S THIS

HOW ODD

A RANDOM SCREENSHOT, for no reason

Bumblebee: Oh god birthdays again. These things grow like WEEDS

I know it’s great FINALLY EMMA CHILD

Lilipad: Are you ready Emma TO EMBARK ON A JOURNEY MY DAUGHTER

Emma: Just as long as I finally eat cake

Rufus: *mumbling* but she’s MY daughter

Emma: I doth believe the growing process reverse…my arm

Rufus: *LOUD SNORTING*

Dandruff: omfg what is in that cake

 

ANYWAY LOOK SHE GREW

With the animal lover trait. Well she’s going to be a happy camper with all these cats.

She LOOKS BEAUTIFUL too

Emma: Of course I did

Enzo: Oh shit, another one as tall as me

Lilipad: ENZO LANGUAGE around my beautiful daughter

Emma: I like this attention

Enzo: You’re beautiful daughter derped out in front of the fridge. Nobody can eat anymore.

LOOK I MADE HER A ROOM

I remembered this time like a good watcher

OH WHAT IS THIS

Could there actually have been a point to that random screenshot

Diana: IM DONE AFTER THIS