Who’s too cool for schooled?
My founder is.
Hey guys! Welcome back! We’ve got eight sim days until the next heir vote! And I’m aiming to make this the last chapter.
Crystal: HELL YEAH WITH HIGH HEELS
Chance: OH OH. Ye wants me lollipop eh?
Tribute to Chance’s expandable mustache.
Also. These two became bullies.
Chelsea: SO PROUD OF YOUR MUSTACHE. I’ll eat it for DINNER!
Chance: WHAT D:
Carly: YEAH. For DINNER! …but Chels I don’t really wanna eat his mustache…sounds ew…
Chelsea: But first I’ll stretch it out LIKE THIS to have enough food for the whole family! And god knows theres a whole ton of mouths to feed
Carly: YEAH. We gonna stretch it yo!
Chance: Ye are very weird. Plz leave me alones now.
Chance: BUT ILL GIVE YE PERSON PERSON PLUS FOR YOURS EFFORTS. Because I is a merciful mustache wearer
Chelsea: YOU DARE
Chance was setting up a prank.
Rham: >_> whatcha doing?
And that’s how Chance became the first ever child in my game save to be punished for pranking.
OKAY. IM SORRY. IM REALLY SORRY. But this pic made me think of this.
I don’t even know.
They just looked like some kinda trio for a second there. United in their hate for Bunny.
Ames&Chels&Call: WE BE JUDGING
Carly: Well darn it.
Horse: BOY. Us three forever. We will go far in life. CHARGE
That horse likes the idea of a trio.
Coco: *is on guard duty*
Crystal: DEER! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Chelsea: That’s a bit of an overreaction.
Carly: Uh Chels…Chels…CHELS MY LEG
Catarina: I’m tired of all this brouhaha, I’ll be happy if I’m not heir.
Deer: This hard wood floor just makes da best sound when I gallop across it.
STOP MAKING IT LOOK LIKE BADASS TRIOS. First Chance and now you Charlie?
Charlie: It’s the deer’s fault!
I don’t know how to feel about this painting so I stuck it in the boys/catarina’s room.
Because I love them?
Because Darlène just can’t get enough of us.
Crystal: CHANCE. Stop looking it’s creepy.
Chance: But if I do nots, I must look at her….
Darlène: Remember that conversation we had…well I’m still waiting for you Chance, even if you have a mustache.
Because she’s such a dedicated fan, I gave her a makeover. increase cool gene propagation hell yeah
Darlène: IM INSPIRED TO DO HOMEWORK NOW
I missed her actually passing out, but she’s shutting off my damn radio so there’s no doubt it happened.
And that’s a total of 100 pass outs! Heh yeah…
How did I miss the production of this in my own home!?
Darlène: You’re welcome.
I’ve never had a guest do this for me before…I NEED YOU DARLÈNE.
WELL AINT THIS JUST DANDY.
I should keep count of how many fires have erupted.
Finally, Rham is acting like he should be XD
Well the kids aren’t around so I guess he doesn’t feel the need to be a hero.
All of them decided to leave school to come running home because OMG FIRE.
And then Rhamnus went and played the guitar. He’s the first one ;-;
Brittney: *wishes to flirt with someone else*
Brittney: I need to remind him he’s mine in case he decides to go off and be a musician 😡
Boo was the first sim to walk by. And then Britt wished to flirt with him specifically so I painfully let her flirt.
Boo: Haha, this is weird because I only remember you as being the most annoying of brats 😀
Boo: D: No high five?
Brittney: Hell naw! You expected me to actually give you a high five after that comment? PLZ
Boo: But I thought we had the beginning of something here 😥
Brittney: Bitch plz, I’m married.
Didier came to visit again.
Hmmm, he’s a common visitor as well. I guess I could do him a favor and enhance his genes.
I’m having too much fun.
Didier: I might have a chance with Crystal now 😀
Didier: Heeeyyy gguurrrl guess what I am?
Crystal: A punk?
Didier: A witch!
Crystal: Am I supposed to congratulate you? Cause that ain’t going to happen. If you want to impress me you’re going to have to come over here and fly on your broom.
Then they hit it off with them hearts and bonded for an hour or two. I love it when this happens.
Ugh I can’t really complain about them making food anymore. We’re out of leftover cake.
Didier: MY ARM
Hoop: *creaks dangerously*
Watching sims play basketball scares me.
Since she was nice enough to make me a sculptur worth 47$ I’ve decided to keep tabs on Darlène.
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING DARLÈNE. You must stay single forever! T^T
Rham gave me puppy eyes and begged for a job.
Rham: Britt said when all the kids were old enough I could get a job ;-;
So I broke and used his one action to get him a part time job as a grocer. Maybe we’ll get some discounts XD
I’d like to know how Crystal magically just, LIKE RIGHT NOW, leveled up to level 5 in the logic skill.
Crystal: LEVELING up in my SLEEP like a BOSS. With aerodynamics.
ONLY 4 DAYS LEFT
Are you excited Charlie?
…I’ll take that as a yes.
Catarina: HI WALL. I LIKE YOUR FANGS.
Go away Catarina. You’re ruining my screenshots.
Hey look. It’s Darlène!
I like how neither is running in the right direction.
Calliope : Hi Didier? How’s it going here you ask? Have you ever heard of the hunger games?
It’s the daily crowd-the-doorway-because-school-is-over routine. With of course Rham doing some grounding, because damn those kids! Won’t they learn to go to school already?
BREE. YOU GOTTA STOP THIS BREE.
NO NO NO I REFUSE
AMESTIA WHY? My first death ;-;
Amestia: Well dang
Amestia: Thanks for nothing you useless grandson. I would’ve died on my own.
Chance: Grandma. Just cause I has a gun does not mean I shot you. Geez.
We have a little bit of traffic here >_>
Chance: Do nots worry grandma! I see ye off!
Amestia: As long as you don’t shoot me again.
Cameron, Charlie, Crystal and Chelsea decided they were too cool to come and see what’s going on.
DamienReaper: Hey guys! Been waiting for someone to die so I can come and say hi. You sure took your time! *stabs her*
Amestia: …Alright alright I get it. I’ve been alive for a little too long.
Reaper: There! I gave you a nice tombstone! More than a cowplant deserves!
Everybody: NOT COCO ;-;
Amestia: Guys, plz get the first death right.
Amestia: WAIT. I need to pee.
Wow she didn’t even get a proper handshake. Reaper just kicked her in the tombstone.
This is a great way to start them funerals.
Amestia: I thought you’d appreciate a little gift.
I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.
So there. My torch holder died. At over 120 days old. I think it was something like 124…
This is just fantastic. The next few days are going to be an absolute blast.
Brittney: *wishes to revive Amestia*
People are taking this well. Rham fainted, Calliope is having a panic attack, Bunny is trying to blow his head off and Carly is still not sure what just happened.
Hmm, positive results…
Calliope: Seeing grandma die made me realize we need to focus on our future!
Chance: Especially since grandma got demoted before dying. Do not wants to be like her.
You are remembered fondly Amestia.
Brittney: IM JUST SO SAD
Charlie: I just realized if I become heir I’m going to DIE. I don’t want to die ;-;
Cameron: Well then just don’t become heir Charlie.
Chelsea: Yeah, I’ll be heir for you.
Cameron: Or I will.
Charlie: I’m so lucky to have such caring siblings :’)
Calliope went and hung out at James’ place! I’m so proud :’)
Also, the ponytail guy, Lounes, had a kid with Véra. Which means James is a grandpa which ALSO means if Darlène is added in the family we’ll technically be distantly related to JAMES.
Since you know…Darlène and Véra are sisters…
Really? But we’re so close to the end Callie! SO CLOSE
Calliope: My eye couldn’t keep it in any longer!
AMESTIA HI THERE
Amestia: Haha I thought routing would be easier BUT CHAIR IN DA WAY
Charlie: Grandma died Chels, she DIED
Chelsea: I KNOW. Why can’t she like just stay dead??
Amestia: What’s going on here!? *twists neck*
And then Amestia proceeded to scare the crap out of Chels.
Chelsea: DAD IS EATING MY WAFFLES OH GOD
Rham: heh heh what?
Carly: *le sigh*
Rham: DID YOU JUST TRY TO PRANK THE TOILET RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME?
Cameron: What? Dad! I’m the best kid in here! Why would I ever do that!?
My sims are getting dumber.
Cameron: I’m 17 *sniffle* I shouldn’t get time outs anymore
Heir vote must be just around the corner.
Carly: Uh Crystal, are you trying to steal my thunder here?
Catarina: HAHA Cornered.
Charlie: You conniving little-
Brittney: GUYS. 34m from peeing myself here!
Cameron: I didn’t do that, nope, nope >:)
At least he was smart enough to wait for Britt to leave this time.
Crystal: Look at this Callie, HEIR POINTS
Calliope: Yeah. Ok.
Oh my god guys, just 1 day left!
I’m so excited T^T
Cameron: Hey ma, ma, my prank was a success 🙂
Brittney: What prank?
Cameron: Nothing. You hearing things again ma?
Crystal: My guitar!
Charlie: Apart from my amazing guitar skills, I also have been practicing my eyebrow raising skills readers! 😉
Crystal: Oh god >.>
Cameron: I think it’s really cool that you’re a vegetarian and stuff, saving the animals and all. Go green!
Charlie: Uh…yeah okay thanks?
Charlie: Hmph you think I don’t know what you’re doing? It’s heir wars brother! You won’t defeat me with compliments 😡
Brittney: HAHA Picture fail
Shut up. It was fine and then you made the camera move Britt. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT.
We are 45m from finishing this chapter and what does Cat do???
Catarina: I need to leave my mark before the heir gets chosen.
COME ON GUYS. CAMERON.
Cameron: Sorry ;-;
Catarina: HAHA LOLZ
THERE. IT’S DONE.
Today is Charlie and Cameron’s birthday!
Which means this chapter is done! Next up heir vote. I recommend you choose wisely. VERY WISELY.
Self-wetting: 47 x -5 = -235
Failing school : 2 x -5 = -10
NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5
Passing Out: 100 x -5 = -470
Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 2 x +5 = +10
Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 1 x +40 = +40
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 1 x +10 = +10
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 2 x +5 = +10
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 0 x +20 = 0
We even finish off with a nice round number!