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4.11 – Rendering is a privilege

RENOVATED Emma’s room to welcome in the twins.

As you can see I decorated it appropriately. The monkey was necessary to know where the twins sleep.

REMINDER

Cause watcher knows I need it

This is ESME

The Monkiest Monkey

This is ERIKA

The prettiest of the monkeys

On a side note WHAT A VIEW FOLKS we rarely get to see the outside in this save

It’s quite decided, next gen gets a smaller lot, and the house is gonna have windows everywhere

And since I’m rather pumped at this point to get to the next gen, I’m going to try and fail to get to the end in this chapter.

Which the generation comes to an end once Enzo here grows up

It’s probably going to be pushed back to the next chap because this save lags but LET’S TRY

ALRIGHT FOLKS LET’S DO THIS

(swallows and presses play)

Esme: That’s one down already

HEY WOAH NOW

Esme: The social worker should be coming over ANY TIME NOW

Hahaha

NO

Woops them wishes are all filled out, can’t fit that new one in

Rufus: SON, is that you?

Enzo: yesss daaddd, unlike you I’m actually using this free will.

Yeah only cause you’re in STARVING mode now

WHAT

EXCUSE ME WHAT

You never told me you were dating EXCUSE ME

Dandruff: Shit you weren’t supposed to see this

WHY AM I NOT IN THE LOOP

SNORT SO YOU ALSO THINK

That Esme is the monkiest monkey

Diana: Do not MISINTERPRET my wishes

Alright so I gotta be honest with y’all. Rufus had some happiness points so I bought some things to help him out. Didn’t think y’all would mind

And well WHILE I was doing this, I checked on Diana…

AND APPARENTLY I GAVE HER A FERTILITY THING

Still only got Egbert, because Egbert probably ate his twin

But im scared for this pregnancy

 

Speaking of Egbert, what an angry little pout

Just like his mama

He’s very cute too

Like his momma

Also his needs are very fulfilled now NO SOCIAL WORKER

Oooh my Erika, using your free will I see. You know I’d never realized how pretty your eyes were.

Enzo: Excuse you

Yeah well excuse you TOO

-5

There comes a point where waiting for your failing sim to render

IS TOO MUCH

-5

I really like the genetic diversity girls, keep IT UP

Emma: I didn’t actually ask for this

Erika: (looking like a ROBOT)

Esme: Okay gals you can head on in the bathroom now. I used it good. (scratches butt and sips plasma juice)

Erika: Yeah well NO THANK YOU now, it’s TOO LATE.

Emma: What am I even doing here right now

Emma’s been in a state of crisis since the twins grew up

Enzo: WATCH ME WATCHER. I will find my bed.

IM WATCHING BOY

Emma: ONLY LOSERS GO TO BED

Erika: You’re going to FAIL like this UH

He passes the sister obstacle BUT STANDS PROUD AND CONTINUES HIS MARCH

He manages to open the door

THE AUDIENCE HOLDS THEIR BREATH

WITH A PROUD SMIRK

HE CUDDLES INTO BED

AND VICTORY IS ATTAINED. WOOOOOOOOOOOO

++++Heir points

Good ride

Much fun

Lol Esme what’s up with that

Esme: I’d be the QUEEN, imagine, being the only genie-vampire hybrid. I’d be WORSHIPPED and UNSTOPPABLE.

Erika: Pardon the ONLY ONE

Yeah what’s with that Egbert is also a hybrid. Lol since I’ve enabled it ALL OF DIANA’S NEW KIDS are hybrids.

Emma: Hello genetic reason for my hair. Can I have a bedtime story, I need to do the sleep for points

Rham: That’s such a good idea! And I happen to have this ghost book which is the only BOOK on this lot

YEAH THAT WAS PURPOSEFUL

Erika: WAIT BUT I TOOK A SHOWER

What does this have to do with you passing out

Erika: Doesn’t it….fix that?

No that’s a bed doll

-5

Emma: You can’t say I didn’t try

Pardon

Emma: I asked my great-grandpa’s ghost for a bedtime story, I TRIED

Well you tried and FAILED

-5

Lilipad: Esme go to bed

Esme: WHAT, but dad gets to stand there for hours and he’s JUST AS TIRED as I am

What is that look, are you sending a look our way SPOILED MONKEY

Esme: I’M JUST A POOR NEGLECTED CHILD. I JUST WANTED TO BE QUEEN OF THE VAMPIRES.

Oi you don’t have the drama queen trait

And you’re a tad young

Go to BED before you cost me points

Esme: (singing) IM A GENIE YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOO

Lilipad: ESME.

Esme: ok ok fine GEEZ

I am Rham right now as I watch Esme get into her BED

THIS IS LOW KEY STRESSFUL

SHE DID IT SHE’S IN BED

I’ll be honest I was staring at my screen expecting her to get back and crumble on the ground, but she didn’t

And I realized that’s cause I didn’t have her selected

No more rendering for you at all RUFUS

You don’t deserve it

-5

Bbee: (scares the shizzazz out of Lilipad)

DID YOU JUST KILL THE ONE ROBOT

TELLING KIDS TO GO TO SLEEP

Lilipad: How about you make yourself useful AND CLEAN UP AROUND HERE

YEAH YOU TELL HIM

OH ERIKA

I DIDN’T NOTICE YOU GOING TO BED ON YOUR OWN

Erika: Yeah I noticed

HURP QUICK

OUTTA BED

LETS GIVE YOU SOME LOVE

(sees Esme up on the bed doing nothing)

(stares)

(stares some more)

Esme: See I AM cute, you lie when you call me a monkey

I don’t know what you’re talking about

Diana: I go to sleep for a few hours and my robots are at each other’s throats?

That might be partly my fault

ALSO HOOO Diana is wearing an outfit that I MADE

Yes well it was a first try, so the front part makes her look fat, but once again it’s a FIRST TRY at a clothing mesh and it looks fine from the side lol

So definitely acceptable maternity wear for this last child

Rufus: I TRIED. I WENT TO WORK.

I know you did, I don’t blame you

My game is just MEAN

Me: Alright I’m going to do a SPEED RUN NOW

Game:

Or we can do a speed run AFTER

This seems entertaining hohoho

My my EVERYONE is trying to get the hell out XD

Diana: hey hot stuff, how was work today

Rufus: OH YOU KNOW….itwas

He got FIRED

Rufus: YEAH SO, I lost my job apparently im a BAD EMPLOYEE who needs them anyway amirite (grumble grumble)

Well you were a paper boy and they do say journalism is a dying career

Diana: (glomps him) Oh baby they don’t deserve you

Rufus: THNKS ;-;

Diana: And you’re so much better at home

Diana: you can be a stay at home dad for this new one on the way here

Rufus: heh I can’t wait to be a dad

What about ur other children

SPEAKING OF

Erika: SIGH

Hello there pretty eyes, what’s up

Erika: HEY

Where’s your siblings

Erika: Lolol I like that you’ve forgotten

OH RIGHT THEY WENT TO SEE PEOPLE

I see I’ve missed nothing here

Enzo: IM THINKING

Yes yes think good imma go see Emma

And you’re just as bad IF NOT WORSE

God I’m gonna lose points for this decision

Lol what now

Enzo: Alright I’m decided on what to do

OH WAIT ITS ANDREW

The distant family member who asked Dandruff out and got shot down hahahah

(SNORT)

Enzo: HEY ANDREW

Andrew: Hey so u finally made it inside-

Enzo: HEARD YOU TRIED INCEST

(nods happily)

Boy you’ve got a really good chance at becoming torch holder with those faces

Could make for the first male torch holder snort

Enzo: COULD YOU MOVE out of my way to your way

Andrew: ….

Lol AW the interaction got CANCELED

We are here today to render SHAME

The punishment is no patience to let Erika render

-5

Like daughter like FATHER

XD

Diana: I can’t believe I have to tell you kids to go to bed at your age

Esme: NOT ME I’M GOING TO BED ON MY OWN

What do you mean unrendered

The monkeys always look like this

Im not done with waiting for shit to render or anything

Lilipad: Only I can love you properly, your parents are too busy PROCREATING. Remember me. (whispers) Your true mother

Egbert: This is a cold embrace but I enjoy it

Lilipad: purrs in robot

That got weird

BOY ARE YOU GOING TO PASS OUT ON ME

Oh oof its just ANGELICA fooooo

Enzo: haaaa yeaaaaa

-_-

-5

Always a good notif

A+ NOTIF

Would like notif again

LOL WHAT

Who cared enough

TO TEACH YOU

Egbert: I learned on my own 😀

Oh lol I see, that makes more sense

Is this gonna be a dream baby

Are you birthing right now in your dreams

Diana: Is that you finding yourself FUNNY

Come on PUSH, gurl you should be used to it by now

Hey is it me or have you statistically given birth a lot here

Hey you’ve got a great view of your kids going to school between contractions

(serious nodding)

Diana: (pushes me away)

IT IS A BABY

CONGRATULATIONS

Specifically though lol IT’S A BABY GIRL

And her name is Eyda and she’s a blue-

Uh

I guess

I mean  A GREEN whatever game a GREEN BABY

Yes lol this is EYDA

Eyda is also a hybrid genie-vampire

She’s a PARTY ANIMAL and EXCITABLE

And likes the color Dark Blue

Hoooo fancy

I’ll change the crib colors in a sec

YOU SEE

We have ANOTHER ONE ON THE WAY

Also is that a toddler fail in the bg

-5

And WE HAVE ANOTHER BABY GIRL

This time her name is Elly 😀

I waited too, apparently she’s legitimately a NATURAL skinned baby

She’s a PARTY ANIMAL too with the GENIUS trait

And she likes GREEN (snort)

Hehe and that’s +10 FOR MEH

HELL YEA POSITIVE POINTS WHADDUP

 

UM

HEY

WHO ARE YOU

UM

NO

(panic deletes her and her car)

Bbee: Oh hey where’d the social worker who took our cats go

NAH WHO NOW

Lilipad: IM SO BROKEN OVER THIS LOSS

SHUSH THEY’RE STILL IN THE HOUSE

But not in the portrait panel

Ahhhhhhhhh did I break my game (resets lot)

(SOBS)

THEY’RE GONE

I WAS TOO LATE

This goddamn game

-15

There go the baby points

Well I can be comforted by the fact that the cats were all elders on the VERGE OF ALL dying. So I guess this way they all go together

Also we barely saw them and the only one we remembered really was Angelica (sobs again) I hate losing thinggss

Egbert: Life is so much better without CATS, I have so much free will

SHUT UP

It’s cause I reset the lot

EMMA

-5

WAS I NOT SUFFERING ENOUGH

WHERE ARE YOU

Oh

Oooooh

PIANO PLAYING

God I love it, whenever you get a bout of free will you dive for music

And she even has an audience for it

Enzo: No cats, life am I right

OY

Also did y’all know it’s her birthday tomorrow, we’re finishing this update on her teenagehood

Emma: Esme stop looking at me like that

Esme: You’re not looking you can’t see it

Emma: I CAN FEEL IT. STOP IT.

WONDERFUL

(CLAPS)

YOU GET ALL THE HEIR POINTS

Lol don’t mind me I’m just here to uh

Watch Emma play yeah

Enzo: LAWL

Bbee: DOOBIDYTBOO

Esme: 🙂

Enzo: I cheated, I warned her

Esme: You didn’t scare me but you’re on my blacklist now

Bbee: That’s actually scary

Bbee: I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET A CHEER UP. BECAUSE THE CATS.

Esme: I’m super badass

Erika: I like being rich

Diana: SO WHAT’S UP HERE. Everyone doing HOMEWORK?

Esme: OH SWEET LORD THAT MADE ME JUMP

Erika: (snorkels)

Good free will boy

Enzo: Can’t a man appreciate PAINTINGS IN PEACE

LOOK AT HER GOOOO

LOL

Ah yes ERIKA, one of my MONKEY twins, plays the animation in this game that gives children monkey faces

Oh how life works

BIRTHDAY TIME

Erika: LAWLAWLAW

Omg I thought Rufus was bad enough laughing at birthdays

The twins really have inherited from their father

IM QUITE PUMPED FOR THIS BIRTHDAY

Emma is a PRETTY FACE

I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE

(jumps around giddily)

Erika: This is great and all Emma but it’s been like 3 hrs. We’re kinda done.

Diana: I birthed faster than this

Erika: annnnd mom left

Bbee: This party sucks TRASH

Emma: I’m not growing up till I feel MORE LOVE FROM THIS FAMILY

Erika: GOD I NEED TO PEE

Emma: I’d bet you’d lose heir points for tthhaattt

Erika: will YOU JUST HAVE YOUR GROWTH SPURT

Emma: Ah shit I’m stuck in mid-air because of Blams’ laggy ass game

Erika: A new statue, I like it

DIANA WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING THESE KIDS

AINT NO MEAT ON THEM BONES

Emma: (gains dislike children trait) That means I hate you Erika. You’ve directly influenced my life.

Erika: I wouldn’t want to be liked by such bad fashion sense anyways

THERE SHE IS

She’s quite quite pretty indeeedd

Also I slapped a shirt on her that I MADE. I know another mesh, and this one I’m actually decently proud of unlike Diana’s preggo dress.

WELL THAT’S A WRAP FOLKS

With 10 days to go for Enzo’s bday lol

 

 

Self-wetting: 84 x -5 = -425

Failing school : 8 x -5 = -40

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 277 x -5 = -1380

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -5

Social Worker Visit: 1 x -15 = -15

Birth: 10 x +5 = +50

Twin Birth: 5 x +10 = +50

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: -1525

 

 

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4.10 – Emma is a neglected troll

Diana: What is…life

While Diana hits post birthing depression here

Imma go set up

A baby crib

Ha there we go! I didn’t have to do nothing cause there’s always three cribs here snort

Also though, what’s the point of cribs if they sleep on the floor

HUH ESME TELL ME

You’ve been alive AWHILE NOW, I think you should be old enough to climb in that crib of yours.

-5

Angelica: Maybe out there, there’s an AU where I’m still young and spry…

I dunno you look pretty SPRY to me

PARDON ME WHAT NOW

I can’t believe I had to learn from the TOWN GOSSIP

Nobody talks to me in this house anymore

-5

Really lmao, is THAT how this chapter is going to go

People shouting at me from the streets that y’all have passed out??

GUESS WHAT

They’RE LIARS

Mhahahahahhaah, Enzo is a good boy. Good boy Enzo, here have some torch points.

(distant thump) NO WHOEVER THAT IS DON’T DO IT

Ohhhh sweet

Sweet

Emma.

-5

So like is this a genie thing? The bars like that? If so COOL

I’ve never had a GENIE baby and both twins have genie genes hohoho

HAHAHA

Come now

Is this a teen who looks like he can take care of 4 kids by himself?

I THINK NOT

Omg GAME

What is going ON

Are you okay, let me check your temperature…

Me: GOSh I’m so proud of Rufus sleeping in his own bed-

This is a PROBLEM

Lilipad: Is Erika crying?

Enzo: GOD Erika, let it REST

Not like it’s ESME whose causing all the TROUBLE

Esme: NOBODY LOVES ME

DIANA COME BACK FROM WORK

Free will could you like work

At least a little bit

Emma: I think it’s working JUST fine

EMMA ARE YOU HOGGING IT

Emma: LOL

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING this is SERIOUS BUSINESS

Emma: The timing is kind of wonderful

OI he’s a MINOR layoff

All the single ladies in town with the same bland haircut suddenly got hormonal

Next generation we’re locking the kids in the basement. They won’t wake NO ONE UP THERE.

LET’S START OUR

BREATHING EXERCISES (sharply inhales)

-5

AFTER EVERYTHING I’VE DONE FOR YOU GAME

How dare you do this to me

-5

Diana: Daughter you know I love you right, I even rolled a wish to talk to you.

Emma: Excuse me who are you

Diana: (renders)

Diana: IM UR MOTHER

Emma: MA IM SORRY I WAS JOKING, GO BACK TO BEFORE

Diana: HEY EGBERT, stressed out mommy’s here to feed you, love you and change you because NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CAN DO ANYTHING

God do I feel you

I have Diana’s face on as I see Erika dead

On the floor

-5

toddler fails really hurt

Goddamnit EMMA

YOU’RE LOVED

NOW GO TO BED

-5

Diana: You need to delete my wish for a baby girl right now

I wish I could, but we have witnesses.

Lol BUMBLEBEE

You somehow got MORE useless XD

EXCUSE YOU WHAT

EMMA IS A RELATIVELY HAPPY CHILD

Lol I love how Bumblebee and Lilipad are her children

LOOK HERE MONKEY

My TORCH HOLDER needs her SLEEP

Diana: Okay but stop calling my children monkeys RIGHT NOW

This piece of art here is the representation of teenagehood. Falling asleep in your own pee. (nods poetically)

-5

-5

Sooooo I think we’re in the clear lol? No social worker ever showed up.

They probably got GLITCHED in this town really XP

(also Emma is terribly cute in this picture)

CUTE

CUUUUUTE

Ack but like no I want Enzo or Egbert to be torch holder. ENOUGH LADIES

But she’s so cuuuute

 

And SHE’S actually in her BED

Enzo: I just need to stand still another 5 SECONDS, give me another 5!

Enzo: Golly gosh he beat me to it

What are we DOING HERE folks, we’ve barely gotten through a sim day my god

-5

Bbee: Im gonna scare his ass AND HE WON’T SEE IT COMING

Yeah he probably won’t

Bbee: I’m such a sly boy

Enzo: I’m being so productive…in standing…in this one spot

Bbee: SPARKLY SPRINKLERS

Enzo: I AM EXPERIENCING A JUMP

Enzo: Now back to my super productive activity….STANDING.

Bbee: So…that was really disappointing.

We have here Esme being a MONKEY, yeah I said MONKEY

And Enzo just failing at life.

-5

Good documentary folks

Meanwhile Dandruff rubs her freedom in my face. First notif I get and its not about BABY MAKING.

Dandruff: I’m finally LIVING

Hahahaaaaa oops one friendly chat isn’t enough?

Lol what do you mean we need to keep social upkeep of children

THERE SEEMS TO BE A GENERAL CONSENSUS.

Let’s throw Esme in the hottub.

Erika: You’re mean and I’m ERIKA

Lol WOOPS

Diana: If a stranger comes to you and tells you to come with them because you’re being neglected you say NO okay

Emma: Yes ma

Diana: Good girl

Enzo: whAT happened? I missed something didn’t I? SHUCKs, I was too invested in standing still.

Just leave boi

Just for your sake and MINE

Enzo: Alright

SWEET MERCY BOY YOU DID IT

Okay okay FINE what’s up Lucifer

Lucifer: It’s only my BIRTHDAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Lucifer: Lol we still have humans here?

Rufus: Hooo BIRTHDAY, I can go pee afteerrr

Angelica: My child is growing up. IM SO OLD.

I don’t think anyone really talks to each other in this family

I MEAN HERE’S A PIC GUYS BUT WE ALL KNOW

That there’s barely a difference snort

Diana: You’re not a monkey, mommy loves you okay, LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS

Ok she’s a LITTLE cute in this shot.

Welllll then you know we FINALLY have a good window here. Nobody’s on the verge of DYING only ALMOST dying! We should get to BABY MAKING come onnn

Diana: (audible groaning)

Come on now it means getting frisky with Rufus

Diana: (less grumbling)

WAY to make yourself ATTRACTIVE RUFUS

-5

ALRIGHT GUYS LEGIT

I tried to avoid it as much as I could but the lag is REALLY painful, so I’m resetting the town ITS TOO MUCH

We’re still resetting up in here folks and BUMBLEBEE is trying to fuck things up

Bbee: I REFUSE TO BE TOUCHED by another electronic

WELCOME BACK FOLKS

Everyone’s in the green because THATS WHAT RESETS DO RIGHT

RIGHT

Lemme have this

Diana&Rufus: (loud smoochy sounds)

Enzo: oh GOD why did I come in

Emma: HEHEHHEE IM NEVER COMING IN

My god Angelica LOOK

Angelica: LEAVE ME ALONE

Diana: Hop on in whenever you want lovely 😉

Rufus: I’m doing my BEST BABE

God yeah the reset did not fix the lagging

I don’t want to move SAVES AGAIN THOUGH

(whines)

MY GOD RUFUS

You’re making her change SEATS, that’s why it’s taken so long??

Oops when did this happen

Wasn’t he just borned like YESTERDAY

AHEM

Lol have a picture spam cause I actually like these two in general THEY’RE CUTE

I HEARD A LULLABY

GOOD

GOOD

Now no more extra wishes after this one Diana, Enzo only has 14 days left to adulthood. Which means 14 days left before its time to VOTE.

Hehhe it’s birthday time folks!

I’m actually rather excited to see Egbert’s coloring because I just remembered how all the kids have Diana’s hair.

Except Emma who STILL hasn’t come in yet

Emma: I like the outside. The outside doesn’t neglect me.

OH COME ON

Oh my god Rufus why do you need to laugh at EVERY SINGLE BIRTHDAY

LOOK LOOK A RARE MOMENT OF FATHERHOOD

I HAVE TO DOCUMENT IT

Do I get points for this?

No?

Ok

Ha ha haaaaa WHY

Rufus has nice BLUE locks why isn’t anyone inheriting THIS

On other news look at EGBERT

He’s a punk little boy I like him, I didn’t think I would, but I DO

HOW CUTE IS HE THOUGH

Lol MORE subtle signs that Dandruff is doing fucking GREAT

He’s a replica of his momma that’s why he’s so DARN CUTE

I wonder, will he grow up to clip into beds like his momma does too?

Diana: Don’t go putting that on me. It’s your computer’s fault for not being able to handle us

Yeah, you know it’s kind of horrid that my STORY SAVE which is HUGE and FULL of CC and LONGER RUNNING lags less then this one.

I heard Dandruff has nothing better to do with her life, you should go check THeRE game

Excuse you she’s very happily married to RUFUS thank you

But no thank you

Also she just went to vomit in the toilet for an UNKNOWN reason but I totally missed it

Azazel: Also you missed me growing up

yeAH but I needed to look up your name like

the only pet names I remember is Angelica’s cause she’s the only white cat.

Rufus found his way to the BED

Aoisflakfja how CUTE

I ship it

Yeah so WHAT if they’re already mARRIED

Diablo: Was I supposed to pick up the phone and call my daughter IM A CAT

Well I dunno sir, clearly the game says you have the ability

Bbee: Why are there cakes here. And why can’t I eat them

Its for the TWINS, the chapter ends with their bdays

Bbee: Ok but why cant I EAT THEM

Because im letting Diana sleeepp

Lol isn’t this the guy who asked you out Diana

NO GRAND LOSS THERE

Angelica: Hey there how’s IT GOING, are you doing good? Good, I’m just a tad hungry meself

Ooooh you’re VOMITING. WHATEVER FOR I WONDER.

Diana: urgggg I hate u both so much

Alright OFF THE KIDS GO TO SCHOOL

And well just waiting on you Diana now

Whose stuck experiencing pregnancy all over again

(tap, tap, tap)

Alright lol so I got tired of waiting

LET’S GET TO BIRTHDAYS

With Esme da monkey first

And Diana can’t correct me cause she too busy glitching

I mean

Ehhhhhhhh lol

I still see the monkey nope nope

She grew up with HOT HEADED

Oh that should be good

Oh we don’t even get a tummy rub do we

Diana: This isn’t a MOMENTUOUS OCCAISION

This is going to be the most neglected of all CHILDREN won’t it

ERIKA’S TURN

What a monkey

Diana: I can STILL HEAR YOU

With the INNAPRORIATE trait, how APPROPRIATE

See what I did there

Lololol

THERE WE GO WITH A DERP FOLKS

Lol ‘nough with this update

NEXT TIME hopefully the LAST BABY and I need to expand Emma’s room cause she’s going to get permanent viissittoorrrsss

Emma: Oh fuck

 

Self-wetting: 84 x -5 = -425

Failing school : 7 x -5 = -35

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 269 x -5 = -1340

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -5

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 10 x +5 = +50

Twin Birth: 4 x +10 = +40

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: -1475

I’ve decided to view these in a positive light. I bet you NO ONE has points this low mhm, I’m setting RECORDS HERE

 

 

4.9 – Bumblebee finally gets a win

HI DIANA

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME

I FORGOT EVERYTHING

So how about uh you fill me in. All I remember is Angelica being freaky as fuck.

Oh well that’s nice.

Wait YOU’RE PREGNANT?

Diana: *mumbles something insulting*

Ah yeessss, I remember you had a monkey face Erika.

It seems times haven’t changed.

Ok no joking aside-

Nope still no difference.

Erika: SAFETY is an illusion

Esme was the prettiest of the twins.

Still monkey-faced.

YES THIS IS WHY DIANA IS PREGNANT.

Diana: Finally you’re back with the program.

It takes me a while you know, when months are spent in between updates. BUT THIS TIME. I HAVE GOTTEN MYSELF A COMPUTER UPGRADE.

*crinkets chirp*

Well to see if this upgrade actually makes a difference or not. With the sims game, it probably won’t because it’s coded to be fucked – or NO WAIT, sometimes the game actually agrees with me. It’s this SPECIFIC SAVE that is coded to be fucked.

ALSO

I got eye mods for the cats. Look at those eyeballs.

Hello yes, Emma, explain to me why Enzo is at school and not you.

Emma: Because it was my BIRTHDAY today

…oh right right, I ASK PATIENCE THANKS

RUN EMMA RUN, SAVE MY POINTS

Also Diana pick your monkey off the floor.

Diana: Don’t insult my children.

Rufus: ITS OKAY ESME BABY I GOT U

Lilipad: oiwqfjlkgjalsav

Yeah Lilipad is malfunctioning OFF TO RECHARGE YOU GO

Rufus: Ah fatherhood

Esme: Only eyes for meh daddy

The monkey twins creep me out

Like at this point I prefer Dandruff because she doesn’t cry in her dirty diaper

Dandruff: ERK stop trying to give me compliments it makes me sick.

Who at this point doesn’t know how to use a door to come INSIDE

Dandruff: That’s a little better

Rufus: I like this computer upgrade of yours. Gives me enough free will to be the daddy I always knew I could be.

And I forgot how pretty your eyes are

ENZO WELCOME BACK HOME

Enzo: Shhhh don’t make too much noise you’ll alert HER.

Who?

Enzo: HEEEEERRRRR

HER: chillldd, where did you go?

WOAH THERE

EMMA

EMMA

Emma: LISTEN WELL MY AUDIENCE

Lucifer: This should be interesting

Angelica: I didn’t have time to be young, why did I grow so old

I’m so ecstatic I forgot I had the Children Can mod

AND SHE HAS THE VIRTUOSO TRAIT SO

Emma: *plays sad dramatic music as Enzo dies*

Lucifer: I knew this would be worth it

-5

So that forced me to look at my points again. I’ve forgotten how I even gain points.

No Enzo, you’re supposed to yell at the toddler for waking you up.

Enzo: but it’s a toddler

LEMME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHITS sims give about toddlers

Enzo: OK BUT WHAT IF IT BITES

Erika: hurrdduuuurrr

That does make sense

OH LOL LOL LOL

What is this now

Someone wants to take Dandruff out well then Mr.Andrew imma say yes

Bumblebee: Ok Dandy whatever, I’ve come to threaten to blackmail you for fun – what r u doing

Dandruff: Sorry pee spot I have a date

Bumblebee: NO BUT I HAVE AN INTERACTION IN QUEUE. HOW DARE YOU.

Oh shit Diana I was doing something what are you doing

Diana: This is me hating on you

Do you feel neglected? It’s only cause I know you have it in for me.

Jeez woman this is taking forever, I have places to BE.

Like right here.

Who dis boy.

Dis Andrew has ODDLY GREEN SKIN.

OH yas that’s why. Somebody is an Idanezy.

Dandruff: At this point EVERYONE is.

To prove to you that this is incest I pulled up the family tree. SEE I FOUND HIM. Calliope’s grandson, also lmao Mortimer’s son?? Who was ironically a potential spouse for Diana. So there ya go Dandruff he’s like your cousin. Sort of.

Andrew: BURRRRRPPPPP

Dandruff: Wow

Andrew: whew sorry about that OH HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

Dandruff: I’m very unattracted

Dandruff: So yeah you know before we take this palpitating relationship any further I have a son

Andrew: A what

Dandruff: And also a wife who would beat you up. A heads up.

It’s okay my boy at this point

Just leave

Andrew: SO I THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR FIVE SECONDS AND I’M WILLING TO SEE THIS THROUGH

Dandruff: why am I included in this heartfart

SO I see nothing has changed here

Diana: Your computer upgrade isn’t worth shit

WHY DO YOU INSULT ME SO

And did I just hear a monkey sound

Erika: Wasn’t meh 😉

I SWEAR GUYS I DID

Lilipad: I find your behavior towards my daughters inacceptable

Enzo why are you not sleeping

Enzo: but the cat has been meowing ALL NIGHT

Azazel: I take pride in my work

Bumblebee: I FOUND YOU FINALLY

Enzo: oh crap

Azazel: I also stink. A lot.

Enzo: *uses passing out to cancel BBee’s action*

Bumblebee: DARN HONEY TRAP I SWEAR. PEOPLE GETTING OUT OF INTERACTIONS IS MAKING ME LONELY.

-5

Bumblebee: SEE IM NOT KIDDING. WHY CAN’T THEY LET ME BE AN ASSHOLE. A LEAST FOR A MOMENT.

OH LALA

WHAT

AN

OUTFIT

Diana: You’re not even worthy of a response

You beautiful thing you, Enzo and you are the only worthy children.

Emma: Please I’M trying to do something here.

Bumblebee: MY—DA—Y—–IS NOT —–GOING WELL

This is mildly amusing

As long as this ends with you going to bed

I’m okay with it.

Enzo: PLEASE I DON’T WANT TO PASS OUT AGAIN

Have pity on my Enzo monkey

Diana: Alright fine, I’ll tune you up, but know that the game canceled this interaction three times so you better appreciate this.

I don’t know what my game has against sim-robot interactions

Bumblebee: EXCUSE ME? I am not some BIMBO you can just TUNE UP to bribe my friendship. My friendship requires that I TROLL you first and that requirement hasn’t been met so NO, I refuse this TUNE UP

Lilipad: (somewhere takes offense as she takes care of the children)

Diana: Well I got no qualms over this. And my unborn baby is saying I should annihilate you where you stand.

Bumblebee: I don’t think that’s your foetus talking

Diana: Well that’s true I am the Empress of Evil.

Brittney: …

Bumblebee: > 😦  WHAT NEVER SEEN A SMOKING ROBOT BEFORE? I swear everybody judges me around here

Brittney: Modern furniture sur is talkative

Enzo: Hi Bumble, did you know it was my birthday today? Hope you got me present

Bumblebee:

Bumbleebee: Oh no that means it’s my last chance to successfully troll him! Oh I’ll come up with a present alright, yes indeed……hehehe

You know I don’t see that happening since you’re stuck in a never ending malfunctioning glitch and you REFUSE to accept help.

EMMA

Emma: What!? Go see the toilet and RECONSIDER your reaction

Okay agreed

-5

Lilipad: Dear you see over there? That’s pre-birthday jitters right there

More like BAD FREE WILL

-5

OK QUICK BIRTHDAY BEFORE THE KIDS GO TO SCHOOL

Oh hay Catarina, here to see your grandchild’s birthday?

Bumblebee: YOU’RE A HORRIBLE BIRTHDAY PLANNER. I didn’t get to plan ANYTHING.

Plus like half the family isn’t here but time went way faster than I expected and I wanted to give this boy a day off

Enzo: Aw thanks

Lilipad: NO I’M MISSING THE PARTY

Rufus: Lol I don’t know where I’m going anymore

Enzo: nobody told me growing up KILLED YOUR BLADDER

-5

Emma: Somebody take a pic quick! This is a face he’ll want to remember

Right right let me get a close up

THERE WE GO

BEAUTIFUL

Enzo: I hate you two

What a supportive family

Rufus still booing his children

I might tear up

Not like the MONKEYS could even bother to show up

God

I can’t even LOOK at them

Emma please, you need to calm down on the PARTYING it’s hazardous to your health…and my points.

-5

Enzo: WHAT

Aw babe lmao I’m sorry

You KNOW I can’t resist guys

These pictures are gold

And I think Enzo does noodle best so far

Shiiit guys you should see this, this boy is gorgeous!

Wait I can just share a picture…

THERE HE IS

Look at this Lilac boy

You’re giving me Desmond vibes

You know your uncle whom I adore?

Except you’re a slob and now unflirty

Look at this hunk. Got his dad’s body sliders.

His traits do him no good, but he might just be able to make it on LOOKS alone 😉

Diana: How can I feed this child when it’s in the way!??

I—uh, well I mean it’s your LOGIC

You know I can’t differentiate between the twins on my own yet. Doesn’t help that I don’t play this save for months on end.

But I remember saying Esme was the most tolerable of the two.

Still looks like a monkey to me.

Birthday boy strikes!

And fails so miserably he clips through the floor

-5

Maybe I should’ve sent you to school afterall

EMMA not you tooo

Rufus:  (wailing outside) I GOT DEMOTED

Well serves you right for not using your free will like a non conventional sim!

You seem to be having fun

How is our mother to be?

Diana: She’s having fun

I figured as much

Hoo lala! Guys! Guys!

DANDRUFF is about to move OUT

I think her age got reset for some reason! Cause she’s down to one day HOOYEAH FINALLY

Dandruff: God calm down will you, I already have a bad enough headache as it is

A few real life weeks later…

(opens my game)

Oh but WHAT IS THIS

A lonely GLITCH

Not to worry she’s a toad

And about to hit the road

Pretty SURE free will doesn’t work

In this save anymore

-5

If I can’t see him it doesn’t count right? RIGHT?

-5

At least he TRIES you know

More than I can say about MOST

Giving me the need to FAST FORWARD HERE FOLKS

Look at dat chin though

-5

OH OH LOOK AT THAT

Maybe Free Will just needed some WARMING UP

Yes let’s amp that HOPE meter up a bit

OH MY WHAT’S GOING ON HERE

Bumblebee: AHHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT FINALLY YOUR BLUE ASS IS DOWN

Enzo: SCREW THIS I HATE BEING A TEEN

Enzo: NOW GET OUT I NEED TO PEE

Bumblebee: You mean cry over your defeat

Enzo: OUT

Bumblebee: I love winning

Dandruff: GOD I HATE NOISE. AND THIS HOUSE. AND MY LACK OF RENDER

It’s okay doll I got you

WITH A GET OUT OF MY HOUSE CAKE

Dandruff: We literally just hit the midnight mark

COME NOW

If you cause a fire I will fuck you up I swear

Dandruff: WOULDN’T THAT be something

EMMA WHY ARE YOU SCREWING with this happy moment

-5

Perfect ur ugly, you got the hate outdoors trait, out YOU GO

Dandruff: Oh NO YOU DON’T. You owe me a decent makeover

*grumbles but opens CAS anyways*

Isn’t she JUST GORGEOUS

Dandruff: OI

SO there you go!

Dandruff cleaned up her act and went in town to give me a GOOD GENETIC pool

Dandruff: haha you wish, I’m going to go out there and LIVE

You’re pretty, leave before I change my mind

Dandruff: As if that would change ANYTHING about this really

DON’T TEMPT ME

I could have you stay in the torture shed

You’d pay in SCREAMS OF ANGUISH

Bumblebee: I’m going to miss the only other passive aggressive person in this house

OOF this hurts

40K

Out the window

But hey satisfaction of checking that KICK OUT box

Heeeeeyyy DIANA

Isn’t this like your purple haired

Older sister

Diana: HahhAHAHAHAHAHAA

Dandruff pulled out some MYSTERY super powers and teleported here

SO I think

This is where she lives now

I aint gonna wait around to see if she renders

Rufus: HAHAHA son did you get beat up by the robot again

Enzo: ZZZZZZZONE TIME ZZZZZZZZ

-5

Diana: IM REAL TIRED OF PREGNANT. ALL I DO IS SLEEP.

I feel you hon

Diana: THIS IS MY LAST BABY

Yes I agree lol

GOOD DANDRUFF

Get the romance on

Man you monkeys are boring

Good pic

Ok bye

DID YOU GIVE BIRTH ALREADY

Diana: (gives me the stink eye)

Sorry can’t see it amongst all this unrenderedness

While I wait for a baby birth to end this chapter

Let me just

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

EW

Sweet lady ITS ONLY BEEN a few hours

But hey if you’re going to start baby making now that’s cool

Can’t wait for your fiancé to get a face

Goddamn lady you’ve been pregnant for MONTHS

Diana: Don’t PROJECT your absence from this save on me

Ouch

Lol she just wanted baby money from old dannybrow here

Sorry hon he’s BROKE

Oh hey what’s this

Diana: ME SCREAMING WASN’T ENOUGH?

Diana: WHERE’S RUFUS

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Off to get himself

A quickie cleanse?

Diana: aoigjalkgalkhaga

Angelica: heyyyyyyyyy im cute right

Nice butthole

Lol uh

Emma?

Emma: no

Alright you know what if school is where it’s at

You stay there

WHAT SHALL THE BABY BE

FIND OUT

NEXT TIME

HAHAHA

Im kidding

I aint gonna cliffhanger this *snort*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

He’s

The first Normal skinned but

SHIT

He isn’t

The last child

Diana: Excuse me

So guys this is EGBERT

He’s easily impressed and a light sleeper, and his fav color is white

Diana: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ISN’T THE LAST

Im sorry but like both you AND rufus have that wish for a baby girl and I need to MAKE THAT A REALITY. It’s in the rules

Diana: Shit

I feel you

Also I think Egbert is a vampire????

But he must be glitched cause it AINT showing up

WELL HERE GOES PEEPS

Oh right yes

+5

RIGHT SO THE END

SEE YOU NEXT TIME

 

 

 

Self-wetting: 82 x -5 = -415

Failing school : 7 x -5 = -35

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 259 x -5 = -1290

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -5

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 10 x +5 = +50

Twin Birth: 4 x +10 = +40

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: -1450

P.S. I’m about to upload Dandruff if ANYBODY wants her

4.8 – Lilipad officially claims motherhood

You see, my excuse this time, is that I actually die periodically every few months and come back to life only to write a new ISBI chapter. I swear to you this is true.

YOU WERE SO CLOSE

Urm

Something is wrong in this room

YOU HAVE LIGHTS NOW YOU CAN WAKE UP

-5

….

Lilipad: I’m just here to make sure these two don’t hurt my Enzo.

Dandruff: I’m here for the new lamps.

Bumblebee: I WILL GET YOU CHILD.

Let’s watch the child do the sleep too

I MEAN SINCE EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT

Bumblebee: You are a worthy unscarable opponent. But I will not give up.

Enzo: LALALALALALA *victory dance*

There is no birth happening in this household. Not with the cats, nor with the bots, or Diana LIKE UM

*two seconds later, gets a pop-up of some townie giving birth*

THAT SHOULDN’T AFFECT ME

Lilipad: Children are so beautiful. AND ANOTHER ONE WILL JOIN US SOON.

Bumblebee: I’m stronger than you are.

Diana: LILIPAD. CHESS. NOW. I WANT TO PLAY.

Lilipad: The mother beckons.

Diana: Oh

Lilipad: What

Diana: Got this like weird…twinge in my belly…

*five seconds later*

Lilipad: I HAVE THE ROBONANNY TRAIT I CAN HELP

Enzo: Mom?

Diana: SCREAAAMMMSS

Enzo: Oh my god mom! You’re awesome! Keep up the good work!

Diana: I will spoil this child rotten after this I promise

A NORMAL SKIN COLORED BABY—

Wait

*game makes baby switch to green*

I guess this is a GREEN baby then, yes

Anywho

WELCOME Erika Idanezy!

Fav color is BLACK (like sweet Emma)

And she’s insane and easily impressed

She’s also a vampire- no a genie- NO SHES BOTH. A hybrid! But primarily a vampire.

OH BUT WAIT THESE WERE TWINS

WELCOME Esme Idanezy!

We’ve got another LILAC lover

She’s insane and good.

And she’s a genie-no a vampire- NO SHE’S ALSO BOTH. We got twin hybrids here. But she’s apparently more of a genie. COOL.

+10

Rufus: TWINS?

*shakes head*

-5

Rufus: WE ARE OUT OF FOOD, I’M STARVING, oh hey son what are you doing

Enzo: Just grabbing another cake slice ignore me.

Enzo: *puts it down*

What are you doing bud

Enzo: I’m creating a CAKE MOSAIC

How about you just EAT the cake

Enzo: Fine

Rufus: Oh hey look a random piece of cake lying around.

Enzo: My father would not survive without me I’m sure of it.

Lilipad: I FEEL IM ABOUT TO ENTER A WHOLE NEW WORLD

Dandruff: About time

I DIDN’T REALIZE YOU COULD JUST BUY THESE CHARGER THINGS. I thought you had to go into the future and stuff *mumbes*

Enzo: FEAR ME

Bumblebee: somehow I cannot get the drop on this kid. My circuits must be malfunctioning.

Enzo: I AM THE KING. NOTHING CAN STAND AGAINST ME.

Bumblebee: OH FUCK HE HEARD ME

Legit cute child.

Enzo: Are you talking about ME?

Rufus: HAHA you should’ve known it would come out of the sushi. Even I knew that.

Bumblebee: I want a salary

Diana: I’m regretting inviting you to chess.

Bumblebee: I AM UNDERPAID aka not at all.

Diana: Tell you what, plant a money tree and you get 30%

Bumblebee: THOSE ARE REAL

Diana: Yeah sure my grandma’s neighbor had one.

Rufus: That lady is still trying to eat the octopus. Why don’t we ever get octopus in this kitchen? I bet that would taste delicious.

Bumblebee: FORTY-FOUR LUMBER JACKS!

Rufus: HOLY-

Bumblebee: Is my scaring ability only good on ADULTS?

Enzo: *in the background* Lalalalalalala

 

This chapter is being done with so many shameful monthly intervals that I constantly need to check up on the children, like yes, Emma is still cute as a button.

Dandruff: You know what’s amusing? Apart from the fact that I’m the only one taking care of the kids?

Yes, you’re taking care of poor Emma. She clearly looks satisfied from your help.

Dandruff: It’s that yellow robot.

BUMBLEBEE, you going for Enzo again? It’s a fool’s quest my man.

Bumblebee: NOT if I gather enough energy!

You are not blasting Diana’s only son.

Bumblebee: uhhh no no of course not

I mean LOOK AT HIM

Enzo: Ma said the robot was supposed to be high tech, I think she messed up some of its wiring though.

Bumblebee: EXCU-

Diana: DON’T BADMOUTH ME BOY

Dandruff: oh NOW everyone wants to take care of the babies

Lilipad: I WAS SLEEPING. I am done sleeping. Give me the Erika.

Rufus: Dandruff heh, ah, um, I just want to spend time with my newborns. Since I’m their DAD and you’re just their Aunt.

Dandruff: well TOO BAD. I got here first.

Rufus: I thought you grounded her

Lilipad: I DID

Dandruff: Oh my god you guys. Diana had TWINS. Esme is right in front of you.

Rufus: LOOK AT ME, SUCH DISTRACTION

Lilpad: Good good I just need to swatch baby Erika…

Dandruff: You guys are horrible

Rufus: You’re just saying that cause YOU DON’T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT

Diana: Please tell me you guys are NOT neglecting Esme

Dandruff: I’m out of here. Too much drama.

Diana: It’s okay Esme I got you

Bumblebee: OH MY GOD. WHY HASN’T ANYONE TERMINATED THE KIDS YET.

Lilipad: It wasn’t my fault master I swear

Lilipad: BAD RUFUS. Neglecting Esme FOR SHAME

Rufus: WAIT WHAT

Bumblebee: heeeeeeeeeeeh NICE

Diana: You will have a good upbringing Esme I promise

 

So like Esme’s neglect is a REAL THING.

Somehow Diana has a full relationship with Erika but she’s in the red with Esme??

Also somehow friendly interactions make it WORSE??

GAAMMMEEEE

There really seems to be an infestation of fairies.

-5

ACK RUFUS NO

-5

Enzo, I checked, you have a door to your room. You can sleep in your own bed.

Rufus was heading for Erika, then he got attacked with multiple PEE YOURSELF glitches, which I will count as only ONE fail.

-5

Lilipad: *whispers* I think Esme may be harboring negative feelings

Enzo: I just wanted to take a nice nap. In a clean environnement.

Rufus: heh…heh…Look Esme darling, I love you. Plz don’t curse me again

Guyyysss

She’s insane and GOOD. This child has the GOOD trait. Why do you seem afraid of her.

OH HEY LOOK

Kitties

You have become grandparents

Angelica: O-O……BUT I AM STILL YOUNG

Poor grandma seems to be taking the news harshly

Lilipad get the broom

There’s trash in the bathroom

Dandruff: OI

-5

OH LOOK Esme is neglected. Again.

Rufus: It’s just-Lilipad has Erika-Emma was on the floor-and

SHUSH

Lilipad: GUESS WHAT. It’s Birthday time, AND since master is at work I GET TO DO THE HONORS

Rufus: Wait where’s Diana

Bumblebee: TROLOLOL what a defective robot

Lilipad: Don’t see her out the window…

Lilipad: TOO BAD HERE WE GO ERIKA

Enzo: Birthday?? Already?? Nobody warns me D:

Lilipad: PERFECT. NOW IT’S YOUR TIME ESME.

Welp my heir tried to make it in time for baby birthdays…

-5

Rufus: *making caterpillar jokes again*

Lilipad: I love being a mother

AND HERE’S ERIKA

Ahem

Uh

Is it me or does she look like a monkey

So yahhhh, mum’s hair and dad’s eyes!

……

HERE’S ESME

Some strange eyeballs and mum’s hair. Erika is officially a vampire and Esme a genie.

I’m sorry these genes make me sad. WE GUN NEED MORE BABIES GUYS.

Rufus: I WAS PASSED OUT, SLEEPING PEACEFULLY ON THE FLOOR

Gee thanks -5

Diana: I WAS UPSTAIRS, sleeping in MY BED

This child has a mighty pair of lungs

Bumblebee: We could always burn it

Esme: I just wanted…to watch tv D:

You know

She’s not THAT bad. I can see Rufus in her.

WAIT

HER EYES ARE GLOWING

THEY WERE NOT GLOWING BEFORE

Rufus: Sooo your mom and I are going to make even MOAR siblings for you

Enzo: Goodness gracious

Dandruff: Please just stop while you’re ahead

Diana: I fed the kid. Went to sleep. AND ITS GHASTLY SCREAMS WOKE ME AGAIN.

Rufus: Is it really ours

Dandruff: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU TWO

Dandruff: YOU CREATED A MONSTER. SHAME ON YOU. SHHHHAAAMMMMEEEE

Diana: Watch your mouth BEFORE I DO SOMETHING I WON’T REGRET

Dandruff: I hate this house

Diana: Oh my god you are such a drama queen

-5

Esme: There is an eternal sadness in my soul

Lilipad: Master please don’t leave me alone

Diana: THIS IS YOUR REASON FOR EXISTING. HAVE FUN.

GAZE FOR THE LAST TIME ON THIS-

Emma

Emma smile plz

Emma: NO

Emma plz, this is your last day as a toddler

 

THERE WE GO

Emma: Can someone change my diaper now

ANYTHING FOR YOU DEAR

OH GOOD LORD

Dandruff made it to the school bus this time. WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME.

Enzo: Fudge I usually nap on here

Bumblebee: I’m the only one of any use here. I mean, I have to TUNE myself

Be honest

It’s not like you do much of anything anymore

Bumblebee: I’m sorry my ears turned off what did you say?

NEVERMIND

Erika is…

Still dUNNO

MAYBE she’s growing me

*squints*

ESME

Is growing on me though, she really is

ENZO COME ON

-5

Ok from now on each time you pass out imma give an innocent bystander a makeover.

SHAZAM

His outfit was actually not bad so only his hairdo

Lilipad: Drink lots of milk child, you’re going to need all this calcium for your growth spurt

Esme: *ETERNAL SAD FACE*

DANDRUFF IDANEZY

-5

Have you ever heard of inter dimensional travel. That doesn’t count as an accidental death right? I wouldn’t lose any points over it

OH WHAT’S THIS

HOW ODD

A RANDOM SCREENSHOT, for no reason

Bumblebee: Oh god birthdays again. These things grow like WEEDS

I know it’s great FINALLY EMMA CHILD

Lilipad: Are you ready Emma TO EMBARK ON A JOURNEY MY DAUGHTER

Emma: Just as long as I finally eat cake

Rufus: *mumbling* but she’s MY daughter

Emma: I doth believe the growing process reverse…my arm

Rufus: *LOUD SNORTING*

Dandruff: omfg what is in that cake

 

ANYWAY LOOK SHE GREW

With the animal lover trait. Well she’s going to be a happy camper with all these cats.

She LOOKS BEAUTIFUL too

Emma: Of course I did

Enzo: Oh shit, another one as tall as me

Lilipad: ENZO LANGUAGE around my beautiful daughter

Emma: I like this attention

Enzo: You’re beautiful daughter derped out in front of the fridge. Nobody can eat anymore.

LOOK I MADE HER A ROOM

I remembered this time like a good watcher

OH WHAT IS THIS

Could there actually have been a point to that random screenshot

Diana: IM DONE AFTER THIS

*singing* BABY WHY YOU CRRYIINNNGGGGG

-5

Dandruff: Are you drunk or something

I don’t know anymore

She’s got the legendary pouty face down but its mixed in with some monkey

Dandruff: Just because you don’t like Erika, she’s now my absolute fav. WE GOTTA STICK TOGETHER

I never SAID I didn’t like her

Current favorite child: EMMA

DON’T DERP ON ME KID

Rufus: She’s gonna derp

DON’T DO IT

You DERPED how could you

-5

SINK INTO THE FLOOR. FEEL THE PUNISHMENT.

Look at these two monkeys that my heir produced

Erika: -and then I ask myself what is the meaning of food and breathing and living, is it good for people to SEE what if they all BLED-

Esme: You think too much

OKAY

I am done with this chapter have Angelica showing you all the privies

Angelica: I SLEEP WITH MY EYES OPEN. I am not a weak grandma. I SEE LADYBUG

 

 

Self-wetting: 80 x -5 = -405

Failing school : 7 x -5 = -35

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 249 x -5 = -1240

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -5

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 9 x +5 = +45

Twin Birth: 4 x +10 = +40

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: -1340

 

4.7 – At least Bumblebee doesn’t break hot tubs

I will not give a stupid excuse like that I’ve been hardcore working on my legacy

Look an update.

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I see you brought a friend over…and hypnotized him.

Dandruff: he followed me home and he was pissing me off.

Lilypad: I has a cute baby in my arms cute cute cute

Enzo: *wondering whether his mother is a robot*

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What kind of bladder do you have Dandruff

Dandruff: It was the sunlight

Geesus

-5

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LilIpad: WHAT KIND OF IRRESPONSIBLE CHILD ARE YOU NOT GOING TO SCHOOL AND STEALING ENZO FROM ME GIVE ME ENZO

Dandruff: Oh my god are you serious

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Rufus: He is mine right? He doesn’t seem to be the right the kind of blue…

Diana: Yes yes he’s yours, now get your butt over here, the shower is free ;P

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Diana: It’s time. Are you ready.

Rufus: *gets up from toilet* Yes.

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Rufus: HAHA HE LOOKS LIKE A BLUE CATERPILLAR

Diana: Are you laughing at my son?

Rufus: …no

Diana: I’m going to beat you up

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Diana: *tickles Rufus* You were warned!

Rufus: Aaaahahaha stop!

Enzo: I grew up…but you know whatever

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Lilac is going to be weird on this child.

Mama’s eyes and hair! And occult state. Really only inherited skin and gender from your dad didn’t you?

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Vampires always look better out of CAS.

Why so sad child?

Enzo: Stinky diaper 😦

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Lilipad: I GOTS YOU CHILD

Enzo: Smoke??

Cédric: I so approve of this, give me more nephews!

Diana: Haha brother go away

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Azazel: Bro bro what are you doing

Lucifer: Imitating you

Azazel: Bro no

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Lucifer: Bet you can’t do better

Azazel: *sighs* I’m not even going to try

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But

But James

You got married to Lady Wolff

Why are you with Lindsay? You know I was joking when I said you were a player right?

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Lilipad: Enzo is in MY arms go away

Diana: Just take Enzo, you’re his daddy and it’s just a robot

Rufus: I would but uh, I’m feeling a little weak from hunger see…

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Look at this cutie pie teaching himself how to talk!

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DID YOU JUST BREAK MY HOT TUB

Lilipad: I was just – I needed power – I mean no one uses it

REPAIR MY HOT TUB

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Lilipad: oops

Did you just set fire to my hot tub

Lilipad how

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Diana: LETS NOT USE THE HOT TUB WATER. Die fire

Lilipad: OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING

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Um James??? When did you get here??

God this is such a mess

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Diana: If you set fire to my hot tub again I will use my stink force and throw you in do you understand

Lilipad: yes master sorry master

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Diana: I need to upgrade this robot pronto

Lilipad: *distant electronic screaming*

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Dandruff: I opened my bed because I’m about to pass out, but I forgot why so I’m going to go take a bath now.

You don’t have the absent minded trait. IF YOU PASS OUT ON ME-

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Hey look something cute!

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Enzo: Ahaha my hand is stuck OuO

…………no it’s too early stay cute and innocent and not crazy

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Dandruff: My frowny sad face is better

Enzo: no mine!

Dandruff: …okay fine yours is cuter

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Lilipad: I have complaints

Diana: Just play

Lilipad: There is not enough Enzo to go around

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It’s okay we’re working on it

😛

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Lilipad: SO I HEARD you were making a new Enzo

Diana: An Enzette!

Oh my god no not calling the baby Enzette

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Excuse me

JANIS BUFORD

Stop eating my invisible crystal plant. STOP IT.

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Poor Janis Buford.

She’s not having a good day, what with being a zombie, having her midsection cut in half, and me yelling at her.

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But have no fear Jung Cahill has appeared. Maybe he can make her feel better about her disproportionate body sections and sunken cheeks.

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The rejection hits him hard.

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Diana doesn’t go to work anymore because of her pregnancies, but it’s okay.

This is why I made her emperor of evil before babies.

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Jacklyne: YOUR PREGNANCY IS A LIE WOMAN

Diana: Shut up you ate my plants. You don’t get to have an OPINION.

I swear she’s in her third trimester.

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Diana got singed while reverse engeneering a nanite…

Looks like it was good for the baby though!

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Lilipad: THERE YOU ARE ENZO. I found you. Bad child. If creator knew I’d lost you she’d reprogram me

Enzo: oops

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Lilipad: Child! You still don’t do your homework! You need to up those grades child!

Dandruff: Hey! Mind you, I’m older than you are! Who are you calling a child!?

Lilipad: You’re grounded

Dandruff: Are u serious

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Lucifer: I made a vomit! Isn’t it pretty?

Lilipad: I’m busy feline

Lucifer: Nobody plays my games

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Diana: Lilipad stop standing around and put my child to bed.

Lilipad: Dandruff go to bed

Diana : I MEANT ENZO

Lilipad: Ok fine sorry my bad

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Diana: AHHH MY STOMACH

Dandruff: OH MY GOD IS IT THE BABY

Diana: Lmao no I’m just hungry

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Diana: Jk it really is the baby O-O

Dandruff: Yeah ok, not fooling me twice

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Dandruff: Like look at that you’re such a faker haha

Diana: You’re dead meat once this baby comes out

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It really was a girl this time! Though instead of calling her Enzette…

Welcome Emma Idanezy!

She’s an insane virtuoso, who likes dark wave music, grilled salmon and the color black (oooh that’s new)

And she’s another blue vampire XP

+5

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There go the baby points

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Rufus: ENZO LOOK DID YOU SEE YOU HAVE A SISTER ISNT IT EXCITING

Enzo: but what is it

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Lilipad: Oh you poor child. Here girls go in the pink cribs

EXCUSE ME

There are no gender stereotypes here put her back in her color coded crib

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Dandruff: I’m so done with school. I’ll just drink my day away if you don’t mind

I do

GO TO SCHOOL

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Dandruff: *attempts to sneak past lilipad*

Lilipad: EXCUSE ME. Did you not hear me when I said you were grounded. No leaving the house.

Dandruff: Well I mean if the robot insists.

*facepalm*

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ARE YOU EXCITED CHILD

You and your sister get your birthday tomorrow!

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Rufus: We’re so pretty in pictures

Diana: SO like our babies are growing up, we should make more. *has an actual wish*

Dandruff: Please don’t

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Sorry Dandruff, but I can’t refuse a wish 😛

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Diana: Hm I shall ponder this drawing with my elbow as I run out of the bedroom

*ahem*

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Birthday time!

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Child you

Poor

Poor

Child

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He actually grew up pretty nice! Even with the couch potato trait lol.

The kid’s got his dad’s body. (Yeah I got body sliders a while back.)

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Rufus: Haha another caterpillar birthday!

Diana: I swear I’m going to kick you

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Emma grew up!

With RHAM’S HAIR. It lives on :O

I’m not too sure where she got the white eyes, but…DIVERSITY

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Child, I wanted to take a cute picture. What is this face

Emma: I’m making my cute face HAHA

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Emma heads off to skill like a boss

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While Diana mercilessly destroys her son at rock paper scissors to get him to make more sad faces

Enzo: MA you never told me you could have reaper!

Diana: I can’t tell you everything now kid

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Diana: NO I don’t want to talk to you right now I need to save my robot before my husband decapitates it

Lilipad: Decapitation??

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Diana: Oooh you’re actually good at this

Rufus: good enough to hire?

Diana: Maybe I could hire you as eye candy in my lab 😛

Lilipad: IT TICKLES

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I SMELL BABIES

Diana: I smell leftover cake UGH

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Boy I made a bed for you

Why won’t you sleep in it??

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Oh

I see

A lack of a door may cause some difficulty…

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Lilipad: I will teach you to walk like a robot child

Emma: But im not a robot

Lilipad: Robots are better you want to be a robot.

Lucifer: Hello brother. I am gracing you with my presence.

Azazel: I can do without thank you very much

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Lucifer: FOR THAT I SHALL EAT YOUR SOUL

Lilipad: why did you sit back on your bum emma baby

Emma: because I dun wanna robot walk I wanna butt walk

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Azazel: BUT THEN AZAZEL ATE LUCIFER

Lucifer: my life flashes underneath the skill bar

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Diablo: Copy my greeting genie or I shall alienate you

Rufus: ….*stretches weirdly in response*

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Lilipad.

Lilipad: PREVENTIVE MEASURES. By draining it there’s less chance of it breathing fire again

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OKAY SO

Lilipad bugged out. I can’t seem to have anyone interact with her and she can’t interact with anyone else. I tried resetting her, or modifying her in CAP to see if it would change anything and it didn’t. She’s become utterly useless now.

But I still kind of like her, so I’ll keep her…BUT I still kind of need a bot for Diana’s wishes…

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SO WELCOME BUMBLEBEE

Lilipad: I wonder if I can still fold clothes

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And on top of that he’s HIGH TECH while Lilipad’s still AVERAGE

UPGRADE WOO

Bumblebee: Life…I am…life?

Lilipad: I’m going to miss folding clothes.

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Diana: Here take all these random trait chips I had in my pocket. PLUS THE LIMITLESS LEARNING. I WAS going to give it to Lilipad but….

Lilipad: *sad face*

Bumblebee: *gets the traits, A.I angler, limitless learning, competent cleaner, and sinister circuits*

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Diana: where do you think you’re going

Dandruff: um school?

Diana: NICE TRY GIRL.

Dandruff: This is actually starting to get annoying

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Lilipad: UM WHY CAN I NOT HOLD THE EMMA

I told you. You glitched.

Lilipad: BUT

You can’t interact with anyone anymore. Sorry Lilipad. Maybe you’ll unglitch one day.

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Diana: At least we can still play chess. You’re the only one who actually poses a challenge sometimes.

Lilipad: DO YOU THINK I COULD STILL COOK?

Diana: You’ve never cooked Lilipad

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Emma: I SEE YOU. I CAN SEE U 😀

Hi cutie!

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Bumblebee: HMPH. No wonder this house is a mess! The EX-ROBOT just played games all day long. *off to make bed*

Lilipad: I don’t like him >_>

Diana : At least he does the work though and he hasn’t blown up my hot tub yet.

Lilipad: :O

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Lilipad: THIS IS PAINFUL. Plz do something watcher ;-;

SIGH OK

Imma try something okay. I’ll move you out for like 2min, save you in the bin and put you back.

I didn’t wanna do it cause it took so much effort, BUT LET’S SEE IF IT WORKS.

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So don’t be fooled by Bumblebee trying to scare the oil out of Lilipad

IT DIDN’T WORK

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*basically makes a carbon copy of her*

Diana: MAINTENANCE IS DONE. Almost like new Lilipad! Next gen quality not bad if I do say so myself.

Lilipad: My trait chips have mysteriously disappeared

Diana: Yes let me just quickly make you a competent cleaner and robo nanny again…

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HELLO ENZO ITTY BITTY BOY. What are you doing AND WHAT IS THAT

Enzo: We’re hiding from the mean robot

Bumblebee: LITTLE CHILD. WHERE R U. I just wanted to give you a quick scare to reset your neurons. Neuron resetting is good for a child.

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Rufus: Poor baby! I thought the robot was supposed to change your diaper.

Emma: SHE ABANDONNED ME

Bumblebee: I will find you child. You cannot escape me forever.

Enzo: yes we caaannn

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I BET YOU

Enzo gets his cute sad faces from his pa

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It’s confirmed

Emma inherited them as well 😀

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Ignore the chopping off of Emma’s head

BUT DOES IT LOOK like Enzo and Emma have different skin colors?

If so that’s coooooool

My genetics mod might be working

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OH HEY LOOK

Confirmed pregnancy after a 3hr waiting time!

Diana: And guess what? IT GONNA BE ANOTHER GIRL I SWEAR

We’ll see. Who knows, you might get TWINS fertility

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WHAT ABOUT YOU RUFUS

Rufus: I’m too tired to register what happened. GOD ONE BABY IS SO TIRING. I might pass out

OH PLZ DON’T

You’re good now, Lilipad has the robo nanny chip again!

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Diana: As a reward for being an awesome dad, let me help you get to bed…

Bumblebee: I FOUND YOU CHILD

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Bumblebee: Oh you’re…busy. I’ll just wait.

Enzo: See! I told you Cuddles!

IM STILL NOT SURE ABOUT THE IF. Emma spawned one too…so far harmless…hopefully they don’t grow up…

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T_T

He got up to go pee

-5

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Diana: WHATEVER. ILL take care of crying Emma while you PLAY

Bumblebee: Sounds good.

Lilipad: Oh wait I’ll help with the Emma-

Bumblebee: NO STAY CATCH IT

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Diana: Look at me Emma. Mother needs to apologize for making useless robots WHO LET YOU ROT IN YOUR DIAPER

Lilipad: IM SORRY. IM BEING KEPT AGAINST MY WILL

Bumblebee: *distant laugh*

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Baskets: HIT AND RUN HIT AND RUN

Dandruff: Get out of the way road kill

Rufus: aaahhhhhzzzzzzzzzz

-5

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OH LOOK AT THE LILAC CHILD

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It must be a sign. That fairy is your soulmate.

Enzo: WAIT WHAT

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DID I STUTTER

Meet Shalonda

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NO BUT DID I STUTTER

She’s like a REALLY distant cousin in James’ line BUT AT THIS POINT THERE’S NO GOING AROUND IT.

 

Ok I’m going to stop it here and post this OVERDUE update

 

Self-wetting: 78 x -5 = -390

Failing school : 7 x -5 = -35

NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20

Passing Out: 238 x -5 = -1190

Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -50

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 9 x +5 = +45

Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0

Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60

TOTAL: -1350

 

4.6 – Dandruff feels offended

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HEY GUYS WELCOME BACK

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Look, Diana has a new look! Several new looks, but you’ll see them as her insane trait makes her go through them.

Diana: It’s not like I have a pool to show off my swimsuit.

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Bunch of stuff this chapter, but we’ll start with the simple things! Getting rid of the kitties!

I’m only keeping my original ones, Diablo and Angelica, and two of their kids: Lucifer and Azazel.

Somebody asked for Aphrodite, Beelzebub and Icarus so here ya go. Just download them from here

Starting now it’s too late to ask for more kitties, they’re already all up for adoption!

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And now for the fun part!

Diana: Ruuuufffuuuusss

(I’ll admit to actually thinking my game screwed with me and decided to reset the genie)

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Diana: No hard feelings – just need to speed through this friendship thing.

Technically they should be forever bffs at this point, but every time she summons him their relationship is right back to zero T_T

Rufus: I’m not following what’s going on??

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Diana: I’m going to use a wish to free you.

Rufus: What?? You’d do that for me?

Diana: Was the last five hours we spent high fiving and chatting not proof enough?

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Rufus: I don’t know if I want to live in a house like a human though.

EXCUSE ME

I’ve clicked Free the Genie THREE TIMES but he keeps deleting the action or something I DON’T KNOW ITS JUST NOT HAPPENING

Diana: Boi

*5 search minutes later*

Okay apparently Diana needs to have her opportunity slot open or else she can’t free him. GEESUS would’ve like to know that in advance.

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Rufus: I’m just messing around! This makes me really happy, but can you freeze my lamp first, it’s a little toasty in here. I can’t concentrate.

Diana: Excuse me what now?

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Rufus: It’s important! Our timing has to be perfect! So I’ll just go pack my stuff while you do that okay bye

Diana: *grumbles*

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Rufus: TOO COLD TOO COLD

Diana: My gods your picky. Here I’ll warm it up. *puts it in oven*

Rufus: OKAY TOO WARM. What about a cold damp dark place like a catacombs.

Diana: This is getting annoying.

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Rufus: Um what are you doing

Diana: Testing fate

Rufus: Oh okay, I’ll just wait here in my bottle, anxiously, impatiently-

Diana: Okay okay I’m going!

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Meanwhile on the The Others

I know it’s a kitten and they called it Hazel BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ICARUS T-T

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Diana: Okay Rufus. I did everything you asked. I stink and I’m dusty and now it’s time for you to do your part. Just one last summon.

Rufus: ….

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OK THIS WAS KIND OF SWEET TO WATCH

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Diana: Rufus

Rufus: AM I FREE I CANT TELL

Diana: Why are your eyes closed

Rufus: I’m about to open them with FREE eyes Diana, FREE

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Rufus: The free world is gorgeous

Diana: >///> So umm you’re a neat innapropriate angler huh

Rufus: HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ME

Diana: It’s in the portrait panel

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Rufus: IM SO HAPPY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FREEING ME

Lacie2: Lol hi

Diana: Screw off Lacie I’m trying to enjoy this hug right here

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Diana: So you can live at my house if you want but there are rules to –

Rufus: Look at all the stars! It all seems so different now. Never got to look at them.

Diana: Geesus hadn’t realized how bad you had it, if you couldn’t even appreciate stars.

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(Still the cutest interaction ever goodness)

Diana: Come here, let me show you the stars I know.

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BUT I MEAN THIS IS MY ISBI

Ghost: HAHA MARTHA COME SEE LMAO it’s a weird couple stargazing COME SEE THIS QUICK

Rufus: They’re so shiinnnyy!

Diana: I decidedly hate this graveyard.

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Now the final spouse test.

Can Rufus find his way home?

Rufus: Diana!? ;-;

Diana: YOU GOT THIS RUFUS

Ghost: Wait where ya going wheres da action

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This is pretty much where – after I spent hours rebuilding the house because I felt like it and I need space – where the game bugged on me. Slowly but surely stuff got slower, build mode got weird and glitchy, then I couldn’t select anything, couldn’t save anything, and when I tried to reload the game it kept crashing on the load screen.

Good thing I saved right before I freed Rufus.

FIGURES A GOOD THING WOULD RUIN MY GAME

I’m in actual pain now because I spent a shit ton of time on that house and I’d actually remembered to save halfway through that time, but it won’t load because that was in the middle of the everything is going wrong bug. I’m just suffering a lot right now.

I’m going to need several days to recover before I can get back in and work on this save again.

*a month later*

Considering I forgot everything and I don’t remember my suffering, let’s try this again.

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I had an extra wish I didn’t make use of last time, but I DID THIS TIME. +100 000$

Which means +20 points!

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TAKE TWO

In broad daylight. Mausoleum didn’t go too well this time.

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Rufus: Hi again! – *snorts*

Diana: Shut up I will beat your ass.

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Mr. The hopeless romantic with a good sense of humour was left on his own to complete the Can-he-get-home-on-his-own spouse test and this is the first thing he does.

Rufus: WHAT COLOR IS MY TONGUE. I cant see it

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Rufus wished to be a journalist so I used his one action to get him that job.

Rufus: I can document what human life is like now

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Rufus: They were so nice :D, they gave me a coat cause they said I must be freezing!

The fact that he has one athletic skill already pleases me to no end.

Rufus: I will be the bestest paper boy there ever was

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He made it home! *cue trumpets*

Diana: Thank god. I thought you’d lost yourself in the snow. I was about to go search for you.

Dandruff: The genie is here. Fascinating.

Rufus: LOOK THE HOUSE it changed

Speaking of! Let me give y’all a super quick tour

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So left to right:

Bathroom, music room, work out room, bathroom, grand area, dining room, kitchen, living room.

And in the middle, the future nursery room *wink wink*

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Second floor, left to right:

Diana’s bedroom, future boy’s room, stairway, bathroom, future boy’s room, dandruff’s room, balcony.

Also a random hole in the boy’s room for some reason???? I can’t get rid of it and I can’t put any floor on it 😡

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Outside we have an outdoor recreation area covered by snow and a skilling shed.

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And on the left we have the observation deck.

Well. Bryce kept resetting on me and I got annoyed of his ass so I had him play around with the philosopher’s stone till he turned to gold.

Then because he’s unlucky he got brought back to life and kept resetting all over the place again so I master controlled his ass into the pit of nothing.

His statue now serves as warning. Maybe I’ll move it beside the cowplant later…

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Diana: You took your sweet time coming back home so I gotta work in an hour, but if you’re a good boy when I get back…*eyebrow waggle*

Rufus: We could work out together??? You could train me again!!

Lucifer: Don’t mind me

Diana: If that’s what gets you going *wink*

Rufus: Ohhhh >///>

Diana: Anywho buh bye work

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Rufus: I feel like eating cake! There was never any cake in that lamp.

Kelsey???: Yeah same, did you know your cake outside is expired. It smells like cow breath ew.

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Rufus: She’s taking my cake! And I’m so hungry :(, maybe I should go fish

Rufus dear there’s fish in the fridge. I MEAN CAKE. Wow actually wrote fish first. Leaving that there I am.

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Dandruff: He’s not doing anything. Can’t even get himself cake. He’s just eye candy isn’t he?

Probably

Rufus: I can hear you ya know

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Well what’s this now

Rufus: Woah…woah…it turns…aaaaaaaaaa

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Oh my god he hypnotized himself

HAHA WOW

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Look at you! Found the fridge!

Rufus: THIS TASTES SO GOOOODD

I’m happy you’re so happy. Hope you’re ready cause Diana has the day off tomorrow and babies need to be made.

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I mean it is Love Day tomorrow, what a perfect day to start the baby making. And with you having 60 days before adult and her 120 days before adult, imagine all the babies y’all could pop out.

I’m in depravation. I need the babies. As many as needed.

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Are u okay

Rufus: Oh god we haven’t even kissed yet I mean does she even want babies shouldn’t marriage happen first does she even really like me that way cause I mean I do but its not that obvious with her I mean maybe that was flirting but I don’t know like I want to hold her hand sometimes and

Ok stop stop its okay Rufus. It will be absolutely fine and dandy don’t you worry your tush.

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Kelsey the hood decided to stay over and do her homework.

Angelica: Food….foood……where is mah fooooooooddd

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I don’t know how I feel about this

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But hey look! Rufus on his first day to work!

Flying in genie style 😀

*later*

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Rufus: OH WE HAD TO DRESS UP?

Diana: I can’t say this outfit suits you as much

Dandruff: Oh it’s a date thing isn’t it. It’s going to get awkward isn’t it

Rufus: A date???

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Diana: Look, thing is I’m kind of a legacy sim and I gotta produce offspring at some pont and I kinda of totally chose you because well obvious reasons, but if you don’t want to have anything to do with me that way (even though I totally freed you btw) tell me now before it’s too late

Dandruff: It got weird bye now

Rufus: Are you kidding? You’re hot and perfect and funny and cute and I can’t believe you actually want me and *voice cracks* I MEAN

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Rufus: I’m all yours baby. Just be gentle *winks*

Diana: *dies a little*

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Diana: Get over here you *smooch*

Apparently romance is happening and it’s amusing

Dandruff: *gags in bg*

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Look at this woman dipping this very muscular man with her flimsy arms in front of the future nursery like it’s nothing.

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They managed a few face melds and an official title to their relationship before they needed to head off to take care of their needs.

So no babies.

For now 😀

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HE STILL FOUND HER BED ALL ON HIS OWN THOUGH

Cute

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Diana: I could get used to this. Too bad you gotta work ;P

Since they do have a WHOLE lot of days before they grow up into adults…I thought I’d do something else.

I would make them try for baby unless they both wish for a kid. Until then though, risky woohoo. Which is at 10% in my game I think?

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Meanwhile, I get Diana working on that plumbot again!

Though actually, I’m starting to wonder if she needs to buy a plumbot in the future and then add traits with this machine…

*reaches level 2*

Oh nevermind she can build plumbots lol

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I’ve never made a plumbot before!

That was fuuuunnn!

Diana: HAHA, I am a super villain after all. I need mindless minions.

Lilipad: These are – I am – I will serve you master.

Diana: Yes you will.

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Lilipad: Master I would like to scan you. I am afraid for your legs.

Diana: Everything’s fine Lilipad

I doubt that

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Rufus: AND IT’S NOT FAIR I mean I just got off work and she’s off to work and I just want to spend time with her I mean we totally agreed to spend the rest of our lives together but there’s not much spending going on-

Dandruff: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT

Rufus: It isn’t I just needed to rant

Dandruff: How about rant to SOMEONE ELSE

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Stove: EXCUSE ME MY POWER

Lilipad: I need it more than you do

Stove: ITS MINE GIVE IT BACK

Lilipad: You’re plugged into the wall!

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*me waiting for Rufus to eat the mac and cheese he burnt because he’s starving*

*Looks through window*

Are u serious what

Rufus: Did the neighbors just get get aliennapped in front of us

Yes

Rufus: The free world is weird

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SHE DID IT OH MY GOD

With a total of 458$ an hour! Ahhhhh!

I changed the rules a while ago so I get points for this YEEHAW +10

And I managed it before babies oh hell yes

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Diana: Finally we both have two days off! Now that you’re awake we can spend some time together.

Rufus: You should’ve woken me up the moment you got home ;-;

Diana: nah you looked passed out

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And then Diana stripped down because she felt bad for Rufus being the only one half-naked lol

But yes finally, their schedules let them be together whilst their mood is in the green!

Ze risky woohoo can finally begin

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Rufus: I am ready! Take me

Diana: oh my god get in the shower now

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Don’t know if it worked I have my sound off!

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Or if this one did

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Or this one 😛

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Diana: NOOO NOT THE FOOD I JUST ATE

I’m guessing one of those three worked!

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Yup

Diana: Ah sweet baby girl, you were created in the bot machine right? I bet it was the bot machine.

It’s a bit early to tell the gen-

Diana: IT’S A GIRL I SAID SO

Ok ok!

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Diana: Honey dear blue man genie Rufus

Rufus: Oh wow

Diana: I’m pregnant.

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Rufus: Alright! We did a good job *thumbs up*

Diana: Well I did all the work

Rufus: What!? No! I was-

Diana: I’m kidding! 😛

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Dandruff: I don’t understand. They’re not married. Why am I his niece.

Rufus: Your sister and I are just that close.

Probably the fact that there’s a baby on the way or something

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Diana: aaahhhh thank god. This baby’s been pulling on my spine like it’s a doorbell.

WillTheZombie: *makes a bunch of dying noises*

Diana: Did I hear something?

Rufus: No no nothing *ahem* nothing at all just relax

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Woah

I did not know this was a thing

Probably doesn’t affect her at this point though right? Then again if we have multiples we know why! Haha

Rufus: *suddenly wants to marry her*

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Diana: *wishes to marry him too* I just really want to see him in a tux

Lilipad: GIVE ME ZE POWER

Lamp: but why. Im just a candle

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So I just sped through this pregnancy because I was having too much with the nanite machine oops

Diana: EITHER WAY BABY IS COMING OUT NOW

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Diana: RUFUS

Rufus: Making waffles love!

Diana: 😡

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Rufus: I made a bunch too! Do you want some?

Diana: OHGDAKNSCNAKJ just give me a sec geesus