The SANE are a dying species

Diana

LET US BEGIN GENERATION 4

In case you forgot, Diana won as our heir! With her fantastic mix of traits and the horrible grammar that I just now noticed, we’re going to try and fulfill her LTW

Possession is nine tenths of the law

So we’re going to go steal stuff from people’s backyards for fun.

Like lampposts and stuff.

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DIANA HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY PLUMBOBED

Now everybody git, I gotta remodel the house, hell yeah!

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Or we could just watch Cameron get eaten by the cowplant.

Yeah you know why not.

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Cameron: *gets spat out*

Catarina: Brother of mine, that’s some really bad manners right there.

ANYWHO, as I was saying.

*hours later*

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HERE IT IS GUYS

Holy, I’m so happy with this. I actually put some serious effort here (ignore the crappy backyard), and I only spent about 100 000$, which leaves us with still over 250 000$ which is like pretty rare, usually I’m bankrupt.

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, the house tour.

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We begin with an imposing domain, guarded by not one, but TWO cowplants!

Also with a bunch of crazy folks on the lawn.

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The first floor harbors a whole bunch of random jumbled up stuff that will be given close-ups in a couple of seconds.

 

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Here we have an unfurnished girl’s room for the future kids.

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Future boy’s room.

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In the middle, right where people can see when they come in, is our THE DEAD site. Everybody can gaze upon the past idanezys.

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To the left we have a hole with a hot tub in it, what looks to be a dining room in the back AND a teleporter.

Where does this teleporter go??

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Why right up to here, our torch holder’s modest bedroom.

Indeed I confirm, that is an all in one bathroom in the corner.

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We now go back down and look to the right where we see the teleport machine surrounded by its mascot baskets (SPEAKING OF one of them actually expired), and yet ANOTHER teleporter!

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This one brings us to the EX-torch holder’s bedroom, furnished with the paintings that I didn’t want to put anywhere else.

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Going back down, we go to the back of the house which is clearly illustrated by an EXIT sign. We see here the dining room clearly, and what seems to be a semi kitchen.

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Heading outside we see a fantastic barbecue, along with an easel and a JELLYBEAN tree.

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After that it’s just a bunch of crap put together. They can have fun trying these out, I got bored after doing the house -_-‘

I’ll probably do the backyard again some other time.

BTW DID YOU GUYS NOTICE IT. You probably totally did, but I’ll show you anyway.

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TADA

Look at that work of art. No but really.

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Also, added some peeps to town, as promised during the heir vote.

Actually started liking Mortimer Goth too these last chapters, so really whoever Diana wants she’s gunna get at this point.

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This is about the part where I remembered Desmond and Dandruff exist. And they have no place to sleep.

Desmond: I’ll just silently hate you right now.

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There, you two can sleep in the unfurnished rooms for now.

I am aware of how disastrous picture taking is going to be in these small places, and of the possible routing fails, but my skull head house is worth it.

*presses play*

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SOOOO Coco, you liking the house?

Coco:

Diana: IM liking it. I love the colors.

Cédric: I’m seeing double. We have TWO cowplants now!?

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And we begin with some quick torch holder portrait painting!

Amestia: Ooooh love what you’ve done with the place.

Diana: I have an important first wish.

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It seems Cédric found the hot tub.

Cédric: This. This is life.

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Wish granted.

Catarina: Grandma seems to be having fun.

CHOP CHOP PAINTING NAO, I need them points before you guys start failing dramatically.

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*1 sim hour later*

Diana: AAANNNND I’m done. *starts to burn*

Gah vampires

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OMG I LOVE IT

Catarina: You’re welcome.

Have fun on your free will then! *waves enthusiastically*

+5

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So creepy it’s wonderful. Might actually have her redo it later cause it’s really close-up, but for now

POINTS

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I made Diana join the criminal career. I’m not saying the career and her LTW are perfect for each other, but

That’s kind of exactly what I’m saying.

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So apparently we’re going to see the Goths. I was not aware of this.

Diana: I think its an ideal place to start swiping stuff.

Still gotta wait till 7pm though.

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Diana: I’d bust in myself but I’m a vampire SO JUST INVITE ME IN ALREADY

OldLady: NOPE.

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Diana: I’m burning up. If this door doesn’t open in the next five seconds IM BURNING THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND

Woah there

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Diana: Time’s up

Nikolas: WAIT NO DON’T GO *slams into door* MA WHY DIDN’T YOU OPEN THE DOOR

OldLady: T^T

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*camera suddenly zooms*

Omg

We’re still on the first chapter

Who died

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I’m so ashamed

I am so thoroughly ashamed

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THIS IS HOW YOU USE YOUR FREE WILL

Catarina: Heh

DON’T HEH ME OH MY GOD

-10

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Catarina: Ahhh don’t kill me now! It was an accident! I just really wanted to finally try out that cake!

Reaper: >_>

The Reaper is me. I AM SO UNIMPRESSED WITH YOU EX-TORCH HOLDER

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Diana: Haha mom died

It’s not funny

Diana: It kind of is

THAT’S TEN POINTS DIANA TEN

So yeah, using another lamp. But didn’t you use up all your three wishes? Yeah bought this lamp with Cédric’s points.

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You know this guy. Who’s in his little corner.

Cédric: And we used to do stuff in the elevator and she would compliment my awesome top hat BUT NOW SHES DEAD

Dandruff: Thanks for not putting me down yet big bro, but I think I can crawl on my own.

Desmond: I don’t like this house.

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Diana: Hey aren’t you the exact same guy?

Genie: NO. I’m Rufus.

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Diana: WELL OKAY THEN RUFUS

Rufus: I THINK YOURE PRETTY HOT TOO

What just happened here

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Diana: Now wave your gorgeous limbs around and bring my mom back to life nao.

Let’s just get this over with, chop chop

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Rufus: Lol derp no

T^T

Of course I get a glitched genie. OF COURSE.

Diana: My mom just died and you think now is the time to SMILE?

That’s what you were doing like five screenshots ago

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Diana: *grabs for a hug* AND IM ACTUALLY SO SAD YOU KNOW CAUSE I LOVED MY MAMA *sob*

Rufus: omg, this intimacy, am I going to be a daddy now?

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Diana: No but really so sad, why are you glitched?? I’m trying to start my reign of terror here and you can’t even revive my mom.

Rufus: There there, it’s just not the right amount of sunnlight you know? My magical skin needs to be a certain hue you know.

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Diana: *pushes away* Oh just leave already. I need to steal things now.

Rufus: OH WELL ALRIGHT THEN *claps* *poofs away*

Don’t go falling for the blue genie now, I haven’t wished a genie real before and it sounds like a lot of work so NOT doing it.

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AHA

My wonderful torch holder was smart enough to steal a 300$ buffet table! We are so coming back to see the Goths.

300/50000

And since she’s starving I sent her to the nearest house to see if anyone wanted to lend a neck.

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While Diana is heading over to the neighbours, Desmond is being a bad brother.

Dandruff: THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT OMG DESIE

Desmond: There is no floating baby. I’m just getting myself some juice. There are no voices.

Dandruff: NOT COOL BRO

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OH HEY LOOK

Billy Ferris from this awesome isbi you need to read . Let’s see if I can do him justice. (probably not BUT ILL TRY ANYWAYS because I like challenges. The fact that I’m still tolerating the idanezys is proof enough)

Diana: I’m hungry I need-

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Diana: Well hi there, I need to get in your house. Invite me in.

Billy: What do you think I’m doing out here?? Stargazing?? I lost the key and I can’t find it 😡

Diana: Then I guess you’ll do, I need some blood.

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*cue love at first sight music*

Billy: but Darling, I’m a genie!

Diana:

I don’t even know how to properly…

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Diana: You know, now that the flashy genie lights are gone, I really like the evilness that makeup of yours is giving you.

So genie is just your type?

Paparazzi: Shnarg it I forgot my camera

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Diana found a way inside Billy’s house where an Idanezy was just chilling out. (it’s Carly’s kid, Alix)

Diana: I can’t drink Billy cause he’s a genie but you’re a fine looking pint of blood…cousin.

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Billy: Haha look at that I invited a vampire inside. I think some puncture holes would look great on your neck.

Alix: The Rham Gene is strong and so I must stop and ponder what is currently happening to me.

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Diana: Ok I’m really starving here SO BE HYPNOTIZED. Wouldn’t it feel so good to get your essence of life sucked right of you?

Alix: UM.

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Alix: Not really no.

Diana: GOSH DARN IT BACKFIRED

Alix: You could’ve just asked you know. We are family after all.

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Diana: Fine then hand over your blood cousin.

She don’t got all day…more like 5 hours before starvation. It would be really unfortunate if I lost my torch holder so early in the game.

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Alix: WOAH NOW. My blood? My PRECIOUS blood? Are you insane?

Diana: I just did what you fucking told me to do. WHAT IS WRONG.

Alix: Get your own blood geez!

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Diana: Fine then.

Alix: That’s not what I meant.

Diana: My mom dies but nobody cares. Can’t even be nice enough to give me a little of blood. What family you are.

Alix: -_-‘

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Billy: It’s getting kind of late. I have a bed you know. I’m dressed in my pajamas and you have a dress that can be taken off. Get where I’m going with this?

Diana: No. >_>

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Billy: I don’t like your answer! YOU SUCK

Diana: LOOK AT ME CARE.

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Diana: Now what shall I steal to teach these dumbnuts a lesson?

She stole a light T_T

370$

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Desmond: NO IT WAS PERFECT. SHE WAS SUSPENDED IN FOREVER ANIMATION WHY

I didn’t do anything I swear.

Dandruff: Heh heh thanks robo. We outsmarted my stupid good brother.

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Apparently Diana was still a little pissed.

Diana: Hear the screams of your vandalized wall

Alix: I’m going to call the cops

Diana: I DARE YOU

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Bowser appeared

Bowser: WHO IS THIS CRAPPY PERSON DRAWING A CRAPPY THING ON MY HOUSE

Diana: THIS IS ART. Leave from my back’s sight mortal.

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Diana: Yes you are a masterpiece. I should steal something else because I’m still pissed? Yes yes I should.

*stole another lamp*

445$

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Diana: You know, now that the lighting is darker, that guy that just walked by was actually really attractive.

Goodness you’re just going for every non idanezy male we find today.

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And you aren’t at all deterred by this scene…

I didn’t check for all we know these two could be a couple…I didn’t see it coming to be honest.

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Diana: I’m just going to nap in their housszzzz

Bowser: WOAH, woah, woah

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Bowser: That’s not okay, take your vampire smell out of my house right now. We aren’t taking in any hobos.

Billy: She’s still around??

Diana: Can’t even get a decent bit of sleep gosh

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Diana: okay genie, let’s try this one more time before I head home.

Yes let’s plz

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Rufus: Still not the right lighting tho

Diana: ALL I WANT IS MY MOM BACK WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU

Rufus: Your family relies on us a lot every time someone dies.

I KNOW BUT THESE DAMN FOOLS WONT STOP DROPPING LIKE FLIES *resets genie*

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Diana: I DON’T THINK IM GOING TO LIKE THE TELEPORTER VERY MUCH

Heh heh

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So that was day 1. Much entertainment. I have high hopes for this generation.

It’ll probably last longer than all the other ones too! I’m in no hurry to find a spouse for our vampiric torch holder. We got loooaaadddsss of time.

Less babies less loss of points

An attempt to bring back Catarina shall be done next chapter

 

445/50 000$ to LTW

Self-wetting: 73 x -5 = -365

Failing school : 5 x -5 = -25

NPC visit: 3 x -5 = -15

Passing Out: 222 x -5 = -1110

Accidental Deaths: 3 x -10 = -30

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 7 x +5 = +35

Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20

Fulfilling LTW: 2 x +40 = +80

5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0

Every 100,000$: 2 x +20 = +40

TOTAL: -1290

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Comments on: "4.1 – All Diana wants is some blood and a non-glitched genie" (8)

  1. azzywoods said:

    Awesome chapter. I ship Diana and Billy. Make it happen.

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  2. Might need to lock up the cowplants lest another tries to get that cake…

    I can see your sims, being the idiots they are, going nuts over the jelly bean bush once they know it’s there. (It’s just like sim crack!) You’re probably going to have to really try not to let them become a Balboa Langurd (from the Dysfunkshinul legacy) though. Old coot died 2 or 3 times, saved by a trait each time, before old age finally did him in.

    That house is pretty awesome! It just fits Diana’s personality. However if you need space, a good idea without sacrificing the above ground design could be to include a lair basement where all of Diana’s “treasures” could go. Plus it could be a space for spares or random activities! The choices are endless.

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    • I put all these cool things knowing it would probably come to bite me in the ass. But I just gotta have a jellybean tree, even if I end up regretting it!
      Yes, I have been thinking about at basement….that or rearranging the backyard for extra space.

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  3. Wow, the house is *so* awesome, I love it! Totally worth any problematic pictures and route fails.

    LOL, Billy Ferris, that would be an awesome spouse for Diana. So fitting for the vampire to marry the genie clown. Or the genie from the lamp – it’s actually not too hard to free a genie, just takes a couple steps. But yeah, way easier to use one already in the ‘hood.

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  4. Wow Cat… on day one.. I don’t even know what to say about that lol. But I do like Diana’s Spouse options. All shall yield wonderful offspring.

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