1.11 – I’m playing favorites and hair CAN grow back with the right shower

Hola mi amigos!

Yeah, you just saw that first pic didn’t you? Horrifying isn’t it?

Bree: It’s from seeing my big bro grow up into THAT.

-5

And of course now that I realized that Bibi was doing THIS whatever THIS is, I cannot NOT take a pic!

Bibi: DON’T LOOK.

What is this some super secret IF ritual?

Bibi: YES

Um…okay

Even though it’s technically still Brandon’s birthday NO ONE CARES.

Brandon: WHY DOES BREE PERSIST TO STEAL MY THUNDER. D:<

Due to constructive feedback, I have sold the second painting for a flopping 172$ and kept the brighter one.

It’s going to stay there until I decide to make a special place for them paintings.

Bunny: WE HAVE A PROBLEM. We need more chairs.

Brittney: Dirty dirty dishes!

Brandon: Why is my face blocked!!?? It’s my birthday for pete’s sake!

I’ve always wondered…who’s Pete? I should search this up.

Bunny: Problem is still unresolved!

And then Brandon got up and celebrated himself since no one else properly did.

Brandon: Stop making me sound like such a loser!

Okay so no, he was celebrating Bibi’s growing up thing.

Bibi: YES. I will follow Master until he dies!

Bree: Geez, I’m just cleaning my own plate. No need to make a big deal out of it.

Brandon: No…I’m…celebrating…not…ugh

And Bree is the one person who’s supposed to understand him.

Bibi: Look at me! I’m all grown up now!

Yay!

Moving on.

NEVERMIND. Back track! Too fast!

Brandon: Too bad. He’s DOWN for the COUNT.

-5

Brittney: I can’t seem to get to the sink. Someone tell me why??

Haha lol, Brittney got so scared of the monsters under her bed that she switched beds with Brandon.

Brittney: That’s what big bros are for!

Does he even know why?

Brittney: Nope!

Brittney: AH NEVERMIND!

Brandon: … ( :<

Poor kid, probably won’t ever sleep in a bed again.

Brittney: IT FOLLOWS ME FROM BED TO BED

Brittney: My poor heart can’t take it anymore! Oh what shall I do! *faints*

*claps*

Don’t worry you’ll forget about it eventually.

Brittney: Really? Really!? I just want to take a shower, and my big sis is here. Sleeping like a horse.

BREE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS.

-5

*after Bree got kicked out*

Barney: Hey sis, gotta pee. Did you know the toilet’s broken?

Brittney: *glares* IM ABOUT TO SHOWER.

She even has her bathing suit on guys!

Barney: Someone should clean this thing.

Toilet: YES. I AGREE. I LIKE THIS KID. VOTE HIM HEIR.

Brittney: OMG GTFO.

Brandon got a bad dream and pulled a gun out of his ass.

Okay, probably not, but it wasn’t there at first! I had to go in CAS and destroy it. Can’t let him be like his gangster father.

You know the guy who still showers with a cigarette.

I’m starting to seriously consider changing him though…because I realized that since he’s technically a fairy-

Bunny: AM NOT

Shush!

He’s gonna live forever (well not really forever, but he’ll probably see generation 5 be born). So it might be worthwhile to consider dressing him…differently.

The BreeBritt: We will rule the world! Watch out!

Brittney: LOOK LOOK, let us swallow her into our team!

The BreeBritt becomes The Ultimate Mutation!

UltimateMutation: Brrrooottthhheeerrr

Barney: Oh god

UltimateMutation: *dissolves* Tis was too unstable

Mutation: HA, you do not know how to be a true mutation. Look at my pants.

T^T It’s that thing again.

Barney: I’m passing out btw. Just saying.

-5

Brittney: MY BROTHER. YOU MADE HIM PASS OUT. Look at the Zs. It’s all your fault.

Mutation: WHAT!?

Bree: Look, look at what I can do! I can smother people with my speech bubble 😀

All I’m seeing is you about to pass out.

And then they did. Simultaneously. Watch this.

Fall…

And plop.

Mutation: *trolling in bg AGAIN*

-5 x 2

And then I spotted these three and went: Oh hey! I’m gonna need heir spouses eventually no?

The orange-haired girl looks kind like a psychopath but she’s real pretty!

And the little fairy kid is NOT a girl. It’s a boy. Yeah I was fooled as well. I went into CAS after finding out this was the spawn of two of my fav sims that I dropped in town and when I grew her/him up it became a MAN.

And well…the middle one kinda freaks me out. Which is exactly why I want this face in my gene pool. But that would mean Brandon needs to be heir and that does not make me ecstatic.

Brandon: Stop being mean. It’s not cool.

Now you just look high.

Bunny: Hi wife! Welcome home! *munches cake*

Amestia: *just stretched because she is extremely tired and stressed out*

Oh you’re thinking about it aren’t you?!

Amestia: Uuuhhh about what?

You want to get rid of Bunny don’t you? Because you’ve realized what a useless sim he is. Right? RIGHT?

Amestia: uhh no?

Amestia: I kinda like my husband.

What’s to like? The only thing interesting about him is his gangster outfit!

Amestia: You forgot the ears.

…the ears?

Amestia: Yeah, so don’t get rid of him kay?

-_- Fine, for now. But I got myself the cow plant and I am going to eventually try it out in this save. You know. When I have enough cash.

Bunny: I wanna look out the window! Can someone plz move the easel??

Bibi: What a feeble attempt at making this sim interesting.

YOU CANT SAY I DIDN’T TRY.

Brandon: LOL you know you’re never going to be heir if you do things like that?

Brittney: This is a special ritual that actually enables me to be the PERFECT candidate.

Brandon: No. You’re just stabbing your shoulder.

Thanks Mr.Captain obvious.

Brandon: I’ve done nothing to deserve your hatred!

<.<

Brandon: But I won’t suck up to you. Look readers! I can predict the future! The sim in my thought bubble will be heir!

*rolls eyes*

I personally like Barney a lot more than I do Brandon.

Brandon: Yeah nice pic.

Shhh

Brandon: mhm much better.

Shut it! You’ll see he’ll make a cute face soon enough.

Barney: Owch! Slides are scary! D:

Brandon: *muffled laughter*

You know what I’ll wait till there’s better lighting -_-

Bree: *photobomb*

Barney : Don’t go I’m sorry! ;-;

Brittney: OuO

…Um…

I’m just gonna like…

Leave now…

Bibi: *le sigh* Why does Master take so much time taking showers?

Brittney: Don’t mind meeezzz

-5

I do believe he’s been standing in the bathroom doing nothing for the last sim hour just to escape from you Bibi.

Bibi: D:

Brandon: *bursts out of bathroom* ITS NOT TRUE. Stop lying to my imaginary friend!

Trolol I can’t see your eyes because you’re frowning so much!

Brandon: You are a horrible horrible person.

You exaggerate, you exaggerate.

Wow, I’m just…wow. Amestia just ordered Bree to go to bed and what does she do? Turn to her father for a bedtime story!

Bree: Barney! How dare you talk to dad before me! I can’t believe this! I’m the favorite!

 

You can’t win against a face like that.

Bree: *thought bubble says all*

Barney: *is doing his best to look cool*

I just realized that all my sims eat all day is cake. And that is actually not healthy at all. How are they still alive??

Amestia: School gives us real food.

You don’t go to school.

Amestia: I said work. Duh.

Bree: Hey ma, I just realized you exist and that I can ask you for a bedtime story so I’m going to be the first kid to ask you for one autonomously.

Amestia only ever read a bedtime story to one kid! Brandon, and that was because she had a wish for it.

Barney: Hey look! A strawberry!

Oh yeah, I hung that up…

Bree: zzzzz-5zzzz

And then he passed out. The squished strawberry was too much for him.

-5

I’m gonna make the next heir spawn like 15 kids to try and MAYBE even out these points.

Notice: ANGSTY TEEN ALERT

Hell naw, he looks he’s sleeping damn peacefully.

Bibi: All hail Master!

NO ONE USED IT ;-;

So I sent Amestia to. Don’t make anything blow up kay?

Amestia: Alright, so the instructions said to put water in acid and not acid in water right?

…Well you’ve spawned kids already so if you die I guess it’s not that big of a deal…

Oh geez you really did make it explode!

Amestia: But it said water in acid!!

I’ll be truthful with you guys, water in acid doesn’t actually blow up (unlike what chemistry teachers say…) Here’s the proof;

It starts getting real interesting near 8:30

Amestia: I beg to differ! Look at me! My clothes burned off!

Not only your clothes…

Amestia: MY HAIR!

Lol, don’t worry. Take a magic shower and it’ll grow back.

Amestia: My hair! 😀

Looking good.

Brittney: Magic showers!

Good idea! You stink.

Brittney: I don’t!

The painting behind you agrees with me.

Brandon: Are you hungry Bree? Do you want some food? Here have some food!

What the hell are you doing?

Brandon: Laughing at her.

Congrats really. That was obvious.

-5

Hmm I’m debating. Should I continue this chapter until Bree grows up? (shes got two days left) This chapter is getting kind of long. What do you think Boo?

Boo: You actually want my opinion?

Yeah. No I don’t.

FIRST POTION! Yay! It’s the mood potion thingy.

Here gnome. Protect this with your life.

Gnome: *serious face* I will.

Bree: I HATE THIS BATHROOM.

Toilet: Just sell me! Plz!

I’ll repair you eventually, shhh.

The front yard. We have the usual stalker house, three newspapers, a mailbox, a garbage can, some sparkly university advertisements, and a teleportation machine.

I’ll probably win best yard with this.

AND BOOM. Again. Are you never going to learn Amestia?

Brittney: What’s this?

I wonder if they can autonomously drink the potions?

Horse: I’m stttiillll heeerrreee

Okay seriously, these horses tho…

OKAY NO. You are not marrying one of my sims! That’s wrong!

Horse: EXCUSE ME. I was looking at that window. Look at those gorgeous frames.

*rolls eyes*

Lol, why is Brandon making that face you ask?

Brandon: I JUST WANTED TO PROTECT THE ANIMALS

He lifetime wished to protect all them animals AND I DELETED IT. *insert evil laughter here*

*ahem*

And now, like right now, Brandon just threw a fit and in the middle of his raging my game crashed. I’m serious. I hate this boy even more now.

Self-wetting: 8 x -5 = -40

Failing school : 1 x -5 = -5

NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5

Passing Out: 55 x -5 = -245

Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 2 x +5 = +10

Twin Birth: 1 x +10 = +10

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 0 x +20 = 0

Fulfilling LTW: 0 x +40 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 0 x +10 = 0

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 1 x +5 = +5

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0

Every 100,000$: 0 x +20 = 0

TOTAL: -270