Rufus: But I was doing something
Diana: That doesn’t matter. IM your master.
Rufus: You’re all in blue today, did you get dressed up for me??
Diana: NO this is my work outfit. And I’m stressed out and my brothers are dorks so you’re my chosen playmate today.
Rufus: *undergoes minor facial changes because default male face* I’m not going to complain. Stuck in the bottle in your stinky pocket all day.
Diana: My pocket is not stinky 😡
Okay I cracked guys. I want genie babies. I’ve never had genie babies ;-;
Rufus: You know I can just cheat by having them poof away from my stomach right?
Diana: Still gonna win even if you cheat
Diana: SO WOIRNFOINNINNG
No hon, pretty sure you’re losing.
Rufus: Beating you in a challenge…yup that was fun bye! *vanishes*
Diana: IM NOT DONE IM NOT DONE
Diana: Did that jerk just-
Pissed me off too, he might make me change my mind and go for another sim D:<
MEANWHILE let’s just go swipe something.
Diana: You know a place?
Yes I do
The Alto household!
Gotta have some nice junk here
Old man: *angrily stares*
Diana: Think we’ve been made?
Diana: I am a non suspicious woman, hello.
Old man: *just smiles creepily*
Way to make yourself out as okay
Just barf on their porch
Look at that shiny computer! Think you can resist the curtains and take the computer?? We have three tries!
Diana: Bah I can do that
She couldn’t resist the curtains.
So goodbye to the babysitter Dandruff cause tomorrow you’re growing up
Dandruff: HELL YEAH
Don’t give me that face
Dandruff: I CANT WAIT
Hey look Desie, your remains from when you died are still there.
Desmond: >_> thanks for the reminder
You’re welcome 😀
ALSO Desie suddenly wants to socialize and asked if he could go over to this guy’s house, Clement.
You know the oblivious guy Diana stole a telescope, a lawn chair and a radio from?
Desmond: Why do I even try?
Dustin: *loud burp* WHOO that was a good one
Lliana: You’re such a pig
Kaylynn: I thought I smelled something stinky DAD
Desmond: I’ll just..go check the sink…. (where the hell did clement go)
Kaylynn: AH WHAT THE HELL. I’m so ashamed of you ma after what he just did EW
Drama in the Langerak Household
So much for socializing
Desmond: Know what I want? A ROOM LIKE THIS
But you’re a spare darling
While we have the time, let’s go visit Daniel!
Who happened to be our neighbour this whole time and I hadn’t realized it.
Diana: Hey big bro how’s life treating you?
Daniel: Oh you know pretty good
Diana: Yeah you look horrible. Can I come in?
Diana: And the genie keeps poofing off like the asshole he is, my outfit hasn’t changed even though I’m lvl 3 in my career now and I can’t seem to resist swiping curtains of all things!
Daniel: You’re into the stealing career now?
Diana: Yeah speaking of, is that your room over there?
Diana: I’ll be right back
Diana: Haha Danbutt is still as stupid and oblivious as before!
Diana: I mean I love my big bro sure, but he doesn’t need all of this to survive. On the other hand, I do.
Bunny: GUESS WHO
Diana: SOMEONE I’M ABOUT TO VACUUM OUT OF EXISTENCE
IT’S A BIRTHDAY TIME
One step closer to kicking you out child
You look just as I imagined you would
*Added trait: couch potato*
She’s sort of pretty
But who cares
(wtf 20 days till she ages up as a teen!?!?!? This is going to be long)
Dandruff: THIS PLACEIS BORING HELP ME
I swear to god if you cause me my first fail since I got this computer-
Dandruff: brother brother, I see that book sticking out of your pocket, read it to me. I need a bedtime story.
Desmond: It’s quantum physics youre not smart enough
Dandruff: I do not care
I thought I deleted all the books!
Desmond: Gosh darn it! Arcade machine is my way!
Dandruff: But the door is over HERE what the hell
*deletes books from all inventories*
That’s a bit of an intense reaction
Dandruff: I think we would all be happier
Diablo: I am a very lonely cat, nobody cares for me.
It is goddamn boring in this house, I could get a dog.
Diablo: PLEASE DON’T
Or a female cat
Diablo: Please do
Diana: Hi! I want another kitty, like a female satan or something….oh you only have one cat left?…called Angelica?….um sure, I don’t think Diablo will mind.
Diablo: IS SHE HERE YET
For you peeps who didn’t see the last two seconds, this cat introduced itself by transforming into a mutated version of itself.
I like her!
Now that you’re actually going to work, it might be worth helping you skill a bit Cédric
Diana: What’s this piece called?
Diana: Can I go now?
Diablo: You like water O_O
Angelica: How do you think I keep my fur so beautiful?
Diablo: I don’t think we’re going to get along
Angelica: Oh no dear, as long as we’re clear on who has priority on the food, I think we’ll get along just fine.
Dandruff: AND FROM THE REMAINS OF THE DIRTY BLOOD BOXES I SUMMON THEE, DEMON OF THE TOILET TABLES
Story progression is acting up
Angelica: Life aspiration completed: I have become the LIVING CAT STATUE
Dandruff is already bringing boys over
Things seem to be going well ;P
Dandruff: And if you want to have a place here you gotta clean up that crap over there first
Garrett: Yes your majesty
Cats eventually found common ground
Angelica: I mean after all we’re both cats
They get along REALLY well now
We’re at the Langeraks again (third time now?) about to steal some stuff
Diana: But we decided we’d give them some graffiti as a thank you first
*hears woohoo sounds in house*
Are you serious?
Good to know this old couple still love each other
With this we’ve reached the 10 000$! 1/5 of the LTW done yayayaya!
I’m actually aiming to finish the LTW before we get into spouses and babies.
Mostly because anything unusual or change can make the LTW reset for no reason 😡
Diana: *completely ignores angry langeraks*
Cédric what are you doing
Cédric: Going to sleep
In your half-sister’s bed?
Still takes some time to realize that they have the same dad (my darling James, what a player)
This actually makes me so sad
Desmond is having fun with the cat and it gets crossed out to go to school
I dunno, makes me pity the poor kid
Angelica: Life aspiration completed: I have become the LIVING CAT TRASH
Desmond: LOOK DAD look at mah teeth
Cédric: What teeth
Desmond: What vampire teeth obviously ARENT THEY GORGEOUS
Desmond: You aren’t looking close enough dad LOOOOOOKK
Cédric: These are vampire teeth son!
Desmond: Pa’ those are normal teeth
These guys, guess CAS decided to rid you of your vampire fangs
Meanwhile, Dandruff invaded the Koff household
Dandruff: I REIGN SUPREME
Koffs: We’re locked in, please send help.
Diana: WE CAN SEE THE GROUND ANGIE LOOK AT IT
Angelica: Why did I let you pick me up
They fell out of the teleporter lol XD
Angie’s got a flea problem and the only bath is upstairs
Diana: It’s ok we’re good
Angelica: geesus woman im PREGNANT
Kitty fought back
Angelica: AH HELL NO
Diana: SNUFFLEGUS YOU SCRATCHED ME. Fine you can live with your flea infested self goddamn cat
A new victim tonight
Dandruff: Sis I want to help you rob these people!
Diana: What no
Dandruff: Please, I can be the distraction!
Diana: Okay whatever just don’t get in my way
Dandruff: Hello miss, can you read me a bedtime story while my sister steals your shower?
Miss: errr, only got handy books
Dandruff: That’s fine!
Diana: I’m done sayonara
Dandruff: I might stay a little longer
Okay Dandruff. You can just move in here permanently too if you want.
Diablo: What’s the human doing
Angelica: Just talking to himself
Desmond: You got this Desie! Only three days left before you’re out of this house!
Lolz you said Desie
Desmond: SHUT UP
That didn’t last long
Angelica: Ahoy populas I am giving birth LIKE RIGHT NOW
Everyone: *don’t care*
Omg look at the coloring on those kitties!
Flat face on the right is a little boy named Lucifer, and pointy face on the left is a girl named Athena.
Desmond: *thumbs up*
Angelica: Are u serious right now kid
I can’t get over how flat faced Lucifer is, and how apparently Athena hasn’t learned how to open her eyes yet.
I think Athena is my fav
Whatever, you guys choose, I’ll wait till they grow up
I need more kitties, makes such wonderful mixes!
Make moar kitties
Diablo: I dunno man…I thought they’d be mini mes. I’m actually a little disappointed.
Moar kitty babies on the way XD
It’s okay hon I get it. It’s what? The five hundredth time a wish to ‘wish for beauty’ or ‘wish for fortune’ has popped up? I get it, you miss him.
Diana: That’s not-
I said its okay I get it, see you’ve got the lamp out let’s just call him over. You’re all dressed for the occasion too.
Diana: I regret this right now
Rufus: I was busy reading a book.
Diana: IM SUFFOCATING
Diana: *represses gag*
Rufus: OH. OH WHAT. Oh you’re going to do that? Oh. Okay. Okay im good. Im ready.
Diana: Idiot im gagging because of the trash outside. Now listen up, I want you to do something.
Rufus: Another challenge? I’ll just beat you again
Let me take this moment while he’s making a cute face to say I made modifications to him AGAIN
Might be the last time though
Or maybe I’ll just tweak him away from default male face every time he pops over
Diana: I want you to go tell someone they’re mama’s a llama! Preferably my brother Cédric, with whom I share no mother.
Rufus: What!? No! I can’t do that! I can’t be mean to one of your family members!
Diana: Excuse me, why not?
Rufus: Errrr no reason
Diana: I see
Should I leave you two be? I have kitties I can go watch. Can I trust you won’t be at each other’s throats this time?
There bunch of nice interactions, should keep them going for a while.
Athena: FIRES OF HELL, IT BURNS, IT BURNS, BURN IT ALL
Aren’t they just darn adorable!?
So work called Diana practically right after (bad timing on my part) and Rufus decided to try out the training machine a ma bob
And guys, he’s got way more muscle than I thought he did holy shit
I need his face permanently in this household right now
SIBLING BONDING ALERT SIBLING BONDING
Desmond: Ah fudge! I’m TIRED okay. I would’ve caught otherwise
Oh nice one Desie
Just knock her out with the frisbee
Dandruff: Heh hurr let me show you how to throw a frisbee brother
Desmond: Ah shit *gains popularity as he drops the frisbee*
I’ll leave you two to it.
Des has one day left till he grows up, so I’ll wait till then before finishing the chapter.
Lvl4 of her career! Yaya!
In celebration we swiped everything in this picture, bringing us up to 11 000$
Named Rufus and Gabby??? I never named any of my dogs that which can only mean
- They’re an official breed and have already taken over the dog population
Pretty sure it’s #2
Diablo: You have to really stretch your butt out like this for maximum effect
Athena: got you tail got you got you got you
Desmond: Does the stove look warm to you? Or like it’s about to catch fire
Diana: we don’t even use the thing
Desmond: I KNOW, but my bday is in a few hours and I just KNOW something is going to happen.
Probably not kiddo
I’m gonna miss you boi
Desmond: Only because I clean now
That’s half the reason
Cédric: SON YOURE IN THE WAY
Desmond: Wow thanks dad, that’s exactly what I needed before my big bday
He made a cute face oh god
You’re going to be a great addition to the townie genes bud
Brittney: Grandma’s happy for you boy!
*Added trait: Good sense of humor*
First time a male sim actually grows up with chest hair for me???
ANYWHO some changes are required
I WANT TO KEEP HIM
He should be up for download soon y’all!
11 357/50 000$ to LTW
Self-wetting: 75 x -5 = -375
Failing school : 6 x -5 = -30
NPC visit: 3 x -5 = -15
Passing Out: 229 x -5 = -1145
Accidental Deaths: 4 x -10 = -40
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 7 x +5 = +35
Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 2 x +40 = +80
5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 2 x +20 = +40