Round numbers make me happy
Look at all those souls I’ve contaminated
(hey look you’ve got an approximate of when I started writing this chapter haha)
Now where did we leave off?
OH YEAH, Desie was LEAVING me
Desmond: Very far away plz and as soon as possible
Desmond: Bye dad, bye sis
Cédric: I don’t know who that traitor is
Dandruff: Can’t even be bothered to cook us some pancakes before he leaves. *spits on ground*
Desmond: I don’t understand…after everything I did for this household…*sniffle*
IM SORRY IM NOT MAD DON’T LEAVE
Desmond: Haha kidding I hate you
Desie lives here now. I’ve memorized the place so I can send Diana to go rob him later.
Desmond: I’m telling the guys to set up an alarm system.
WHO SHALL BE THE QUICKEST I WONDER
Athena: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WHO IS THAT
It’s illegal to be so cute
Athena: THAT’S SO LAME OMG
Lucifer looks like he’s in a constant state of laughing at people
Lucifer: Heh hehehehe hehhehehhehhe
Loook what we got in the mail ;P
Aren’t you so happy Diana?
Diana: I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT THIS IS PROBABLY A PRANK WHAT IS THIS SHIT LIKE HUH I DON’T CARE
Your lack of fangs is annoying me *opens cas*
Diana: why are you changing subjects
Oh you wanted me to stay on it?
IF YOU DIE I SWEAR TO GOD
Angelica: If she dies I will take her place as master of this household
Diana: I got this you two
I can’t get enough of these cats
Angelica: I’m giving birth to two more if you’re interested
Similar coloring, but they don’t got the same faces, still cute af
Both little boys this time
This is Icarus
And this is Azazel
I’ll wait till Athena and Lucifer grow up before I get more kitties. YES MOAR, the designs are just really nice. And maybe we can get something a little more different?
It’s not like Diana is producing offspring
Diana: Does it look like I have the time!? And it wasn’t my decision
Hey look, your fangs loaded
Diana: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT
*listening to Mad Mad world just as picture is taken*
Icarus: *singing* I WANT TO DROWN MY SORROWS
I just realized something
My baby Cameron is Diana’s boss!?!?!?!
They sent me the one opportunity I can’t refuse
What the ever loving fuck
Who the hell
What are you
Cédric: Look. A burglar.
AND DIANA IS AT WORK
Beat him up Cédric
Dandruff: Ah such excitement, a burglar. Hello burglar.
Bryce: This is surprisingly easy. I should come here more often.
SERVES YOU RIGHT BASTARD
Bryce: My head’s stuck
This isn’t the time right now STORY PROGRESSION
IM GOING TO REMEMBER YOUR NAME BRYCE GORMAN
I WILL REMEMBER
Cédric: It’s okay. I got this. Stealing my bed? Big no no man
Bryce: Ah I’m done here
Cédric: Oh m gee he escaped with my bed!
You’re a useless pile of trash
Dandruff: He robbed us. Such tragedy.
Go to hell, both of you.
NO NOT THE STATUE
OH my god at this point I’m ready to lose 10 pts to call the police
Diana: Humph amateur
Diana: He ran off…like a coward…too quick…
He keeps stealing
He won’t stop
I’m dying on my computer
SOMEONE STOP HIM PLEASE
AW HELL NO
NOT MY TIME MACHINE
*adds sim to household*
Oops, suddenly he’s imprisoned with a hungry cowplant?
I wonder how that happened? *eye twitch*
Bryce: That’s fine! These guns are more than enough to break this glass!
Bryce: On the other hand…I’m a little hungry…
Coco: *wiggles cake*
Bryce: how convenient! Food!
Popup: Coco can’t bring itself to eat the outdoors enthusiast
Of starvation or by cowplant JUST KILL HIM
This goddamn robber destroyed everyone’s mood because they couldn’t do anything for the 6 hours straight he was robbing us OIHFQOKJDKASJNCA
Dandruff: You can’t hide it anymore dad, I know you’re a VAMPIRE
Cédric: What!? Who told you??
Dandruff: No one. I figured it out ALL ON MY OWN
The interactions sometimes
Aw hon that’s cute, but we can’t. Got work soon.
Diana: I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY WISHES ARE DOING
So the cowplants weren’t working, he kept feeding them before they could eat him.
So I stuck the jellybean bush in with him.
Bryce: I just want a burger
Oh the irony *wipes tear* it’s too much
He eats a jellybean!
And a disappointing result occurs.
No serious, my game is having fun right now
The irony is just splashed all over this guy
What? So I put some essentials in his prison…
Not like I want him to make me lose more points than necessary T_T
Diana got promoted to Lvl 5 so in celebration I sent her to rob Desmond, but it was too late and no one let her in.
Diana: Look Desie! I’m stealing your 200$ outdoor lamps!
Desmond: Yeah ok have fun
Finally something I buy is used!
ITS SO CUTE TOO
My game actually cannot stop itself right now
Excuse me mister, is this what you call work?
Cédric: I feel bad I didn’t catch the burglar so ill catch a fish instead
No, you’re burning, come home.
Diana: Apparently the social worker is going to pick you up if we don’t socialize.
Dandruff: It’s not like nobody saw this neglect coming now that Desmond is gone
I’m considering losing the pts and letting the social worker take you.
Diana: So here, take out the trash. Socializing done.
Dandruff: Wow. What a wonderful conversation.
Dandruff: I wouldn’t forget that I’m going to be here for a long time if I were you. Long enough to see your children be born. T_T
Why are you looking at me? Stop it
Diana: Guess what? I got the day off Desie
Desmond: I’m warning you, I live with some mega buff people. Don’t try anything.
Diana: Not like I’m here to steal his stuff! Just want to try upgrading a stove and I don’t want to risk making my house explode.
In actuality, it’s not late enough to steal haha
And then Cédric died
*huge disappointed sigh*
Cédric: I didn’t catch any….fish…
Athena: Something smells fishy and dead. I like it.
Are you serious?? -10
I WANTED BRYCE TO DIE NOT YOU
Cédric: I can go join Catarina now!
Sure vamps live forever, but they’re damn hard to keep alive.
Apparently the house is so dirty even Death felt the need to clean up.
Meanwhile Diana waited for Desmond to sleep so she could excitedly steal more of his lamps.
Diana: Enough of these should get me to 50 000$
I don’t think all the lamps in town equal 50 000$
Diana: oh no my half-brother died SOB
Wait, I got just the thing to cheer you up.
Rufus: Hey look that work out machine is still there. I wanna try it again!
Diana: IM IN DEEP EMOTIONAL PAIN RIGHT HERE
Rufus: Right sorry *hugs*
Diana: IM SO TIRED OF EVERYONE DYING LIKE WTF
Rufus: Heh this reminds me of when we met for the first time, you know when your mom died the first time?
Diana: NO I REMEMBER THAT
Rufus: You still have a wish left, want me to bring him back to life?
He’d probably starve himself to death again. Had a vampire sim who died three times in a row. Only got revived because of his unlucky trait.
Diana: You’re making a cute face stop it
DARN MY WAITING RULES
Am I the only convinced he needs to be the spouse??
LIKE GUYS IS IT JUST ME OR
Lucifer: It’s a GEEEENNIIIIEEE I want a genie for my bday which happens to be today. IS THAT MY GENIE?
Sorry no….I doubt I’ll finish Diana’s LTW today…
Bryce: WAAAH GOOD OLD CÉDRIC DIED
You didn’t even know him.
And how the hell are you still alive?
Don’t do this to me child ;-; -5
Dandruff: I’ve resorted to this for attention
Bryce: I JUST REALIZED IM LOCKED IN. SOMEONE HELP ME.
Took you long enough
Bryce: *sobs* ALL I WANTED WAS SOME CASH
Your death is nearing, I anticipate it.
Bryce: Huh? A weird sound woke me up??
The sound of your imminent death
Bryce: plz stop
No I’m serious
Bryce: MY STOMACH. IM DYING. HOW COULD YOU.
HOW DARE YOU MAKE THAT FACE. You deserved this.
Grim: I CANT BELIEVE YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT, you should be ashamed, as a criminal. You’re my fav types you know.
Bryce: I’m sorry ;-;
Grim: *le sigh* You had one job Bryce. You were created for one purpose. Rob the Idanezys.
Bryce: but I did –
Grim: But I pity you and your prison
Bryce: Oh m gee thank you grim! You liberated me from my prison!
Grim: I’d run if I were you
Bryce: Ah shit
Stupid unlucky trait, IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL YOU LIKE
And no this does not count as an accidental death 😡
I’ll take care of you later Bryce
As mentioned earlier it’s da kitties bdays today!
Starting with Athena
Athena: NOM NOM NOM
I actually thought that was her true form for a moment there
This is Athena all grown up 🙂
They’re very similar, but I think Lucifer is prettier.
Ok so I changed some stuff, mostly backyard stuff, because all of it was annoying me a lot.
We’ve got a nice official cat area now!
To the left we have the observation of the Idiot Who Tried To Rob The Idanezys. If he’s sleeping or doing boring stuff there’s some chess, tv and a trampoline to keep you occupied.
On the right we have a mashup area only my heir will probably access.
And in this random corner we have the new graveyard, quite lame for now.
Also some playpen thing because we have a kid named Dandruff.
Dandruff: You do care for me
Athena: I’m starving T_T let’s eat the burglar man
Looooookk self-cleaning litter box aahhhh
Okay so Error Trap is bugging out on me, it won’t stop resetting Bryce Gorman for some reason so I’m just going to end this chapter here and fix it next chap
12 535/50 000$ to LTW
Self-wetting: 76 x -5 = -380
Failing school : 6 x -5 = -30
NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20
Passing Out: 230 x -5 = -1150
Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -50
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 7 x +5 = +35
Twin Birth: 3 x +10 = +30
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 2 x +40 = +80
5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 2 x +20 = +40
Is it me or is the speed of ascent…slower? *hopeful*