Ok. So last time…there was something about electronic soap operas and some major pass out fails.
And we ended with this hon’s bday and guess what?
She’s already about to pass out. T_T
AND BOOM. Modifications.
I bought a double bed and sold one of da cribs. I super expanded the main room, and I bought that high chair Amestia’s been wanting forever.
Amestia: Bit late now!
Radio! 😀 Plus chair.
Kay I’m done.
Bree&Brandon: SO MUCH TIRED….daddy bedtime story yes?
Bunny: Why don’t we have a trampoline?
Cause it’s still only winter.
Amestia: Imma go eat all this 😀
NO DON’T GO PLZ! Four of them need sleep! They’re all going to pass out!
Brandon: *is at school*
Amestia: Yo im going to work.
Her first day of work since she got preggo. Her vacation days are finally used up.
Wow. I’ve never even had one successful bedtime story yet.
Z: MMMM smell that chloroform…
Bree: Why don’t we have a pool?
Cause it’s winter duh.not cause we’re broke all over again.
Bree: Oh darn! I thought I still had my diaper!
Bibi: OH GOD. It’s coming towards me! HALP
Barney: Good daddy. I was not neglected at birth!
Please stop that, you’re the only one who even remembers this.
AND ARE YOU SERIOUS? Another toddler fail?
AT THE VERY LEAST, she’s skilling.
I just hope they don’t pass out. I’ve had enough of pass out fails!
Like geez Bunny!
Bree: Story’s not over yet!
Bunny: I really need to pee tho!
Bree: Fine I get it. Imma sleep.
Either she did that on her own or the fumes emanating from her arms knocked her out.
Either way, SHES IN A BED.
I’ll take this moment to say BOO NEVER GREW UP. Which I’m not really complaining about.
Boo: I told you. I don’t want to be a real boy.
Bibi: You don’t know what you’re missing out on.
I like it, when she finishes work he goes to work.
Amestia: EH whatcha doin?
Bunny: The ritual.
Amestia: ohhh I see.
Mailbox: NO. HE’S BEATING US UP.
Garbage: Call the OutdoorObjects help line!
Then I went, hey? It’s getting kinda late where’s Brandon?
Brandon: IM SORRY. I got shot by that guy over there.
Yeah no, nice try.
Bree: Must be like my big bro! *passes out*
…No. You can do better than come on.
Bree: DUMB RADIO! WHAT WAS THAT FOR??
Radio: W-w-w-w-hut? I-i-i-I was j-j-j-just…m-m-m-u-u-sic…
Stop scaring the radio Bree. He’s a new guy.
Bree: OH OKAY THEN. Let’s be friends! *creepy smile*
Radio: …u-u-u-m h-h-h-e-ellp
Bibi: WHERE’S MASTER? WHY HASN’T MASTER COME BACK YET?
Le sigh. Imma go see what he’s up to.
He’s thinking about doing a tea party with you Bibi.
Brandon: NO IM NOT.
Lol serious look at your thought bubble.
Brandon: Oh suddenly I feel tired…I might PASS OUT.
Are you threatening me?
…you’re still thinking about tea parties though…
Brandon: WHAT ABOUT NOW? DOES IT FEEL MORE LIKE A THREAT NOW?
Don’t you dare. Go back home now.
Brandon: If you can see my thoughts then ILL THINK UP SOMETHING REALLY DISTURBING.
Might want to be on a toilet when you do that.
Brandon: MEANIE. This is what I think of you.
…Lol there ain’t no thought bubble for that in sims.
Brittney: Mum no mum don’t do this! D:
Oh come now, you’re the first to try out the highchair, be happy!
Brittney: BUT SHES GUNNA FORGET ME.
Naw she won’t.
Uh…Amestia? You forgot to give the kid food.
Fridge: DON’T YOU DARE INTERRUPT HER. I wants the cake 😀
Amestia: He threatened to not open anymore if I didn’t give him cake.
Bunny: RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME-
Brandon: Can you blame me!?
Bunny: WITHOUT ME!? HOW DARE YOU!
Bree: Look radio. This is how brothers need to be treated.
Radio: O-o-o-oh I-i-i-I see.
You have mixed feelings about your big brother don’t you Bree?
Amestia: TO BED BEFORE YOU PASS OUT.
Bree: MA. Ma you forgot Brittney.
Brittney: I TOLD YOU DIDN’T I TOLD YOU
Brandon: COME ON. I’m trying to time out here so sshhhhh
OH GOD NO. T^T
Brandon: I’m just doing what daddy’s dozzzzz
-5 X 2
Barney: NO PLEASE NOT THE PRISON NOT THE PRISON
Amestia: If I could’ve had a highchair when I was your age I WOULD NOT COMPLAIN.
You were never his age.
Amestia: HAHA. What?
Brandon: Hey pa I was thinkin. We should spend some quality time together, like just you reading a bedtime story to me.
Bree: DARN IT. He got to him before I could.
Brittney: Nuhuh bro, I already got him. Turn around and leave nao
These kids though.
Barney: This family fails. *facepalm*
ARE YOU SERIOUS. Really Bunny? Really???
Barney: Oh second thought I kind of like the high chair.
*slams head against wall*
Brandon: Stop making so much noise! I’m trying to pass out here!
Bunny: *is having some sort of like seizure*
Barney: People are paying attention to me 😀
This is like all this chapter is about. THOSE TWO PASSING OUT.
Why is the floor empty? Amestia wanted to have a gift giving party.
This is a huge fail on my part.
Bibi: It’s not my fault I swear!
Brandon: hehe oopsie
OKAY. GIFT GIVING PARTY. LETS DO THIS.
Balthier: So this is where the party’s at? Looks too blue.
BAALLLTTHIIIERR. He’s one of the sims I dropped in town. He comes from my Light the way to heaven story. He was 3rd gen heir. Sorry I dragged you into this Balthier.
Woah totally didn’t invite you but come on in! This is another sims I dropped in town. She was my 5th gen heir, so in other words Balthier is her grandpa…But not in this save.
Sariel: This is the big party you were talking about?
Balthier: I think I got the address wrong.
Brandon: *walks by in his undies* who dat?
Bree: My brother is laaammmme
Caterpillar: Hey y’all. Hope I’m not late.
Another dude I dropped. Not as important though.
Bree: *just opened a present and got a bike* I WANTED FOOD THO
Amestia: My turn!
Amestia: OMG YES IVE ALWAYS WANTED THIS.
We got a coffee maker!
What did you get?
Brandon: I got…I got…THE SAME THING AS BREE.
Barney: Still um hungry.
You serious Balthier? This is not how a guest should act.
Balthier: He’s in his undies! He’s the one badly acting here!
Kay I’m going to end this here. Everyone thought the party sucked ass, and Bree got another bike as a present. A sad party indeed.
Self-wetting: 3 x -5 = -15
Failing school : 0 x -5 = 0
NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5
Passing Out: 20 x -5 = -110
Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 2 x +5 = +10
Twin Birth: 1 x +10 = +10
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 0 x +20 = 0
Fulfilling LTW: 0 x +40 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 0 x +10 = 0
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 0 x +5 = 0
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0
Every 100,000$: 0 x +20 = 0
There’s no coming back from this >.>