The SANE are a dying species

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Brandon: YOU EAT THAT CAKE and you do my homework.

Barney: ?? But it’s my birthday cake ;-;

Hey guys! We’re back!…Right where we left off.

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Amestia: Lesson 1: sleeping for you kids is IMPOSSIBLE

Bree: Mum what are you doing?

Amestia: Teaching you the ways of the child.

Bree: I’ve been a child for 4 days now. She’s the new one.

Brittney: YEAH. ME.

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Background: *sounds of struggle as everyone pushes everyone around to get cake*

Barney: This thing is…POWERFUL.

Yes it is! 😀

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MODIFICATION TIME

I deleted the cribs and BUILT ROOMS. Yeah I actually had enough cash to do that.

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Boy’s room with your stereotypical blue door.

Blue side is Brandon’s, and purple side is Barney’s.

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Girl’s room with your stereotypical pink door.

Brown side is Bree’s, and purple side is Brittney’s.

Yeah they’re empty and mega boring, but…COLOR CODED ROOMS HELL YEAH.

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First interaction with the new add ons.

Bree: I FOUND a window.

Cool. Now you can peek in your brothers’ room.

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Barney: *happens to walk in*

Bree: INDEED. When I see them misbehave I can tattle tale!

Barney: *feels kinda watched*

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Yyyeesssss! So much fistpump!

He’s smart too. He refuses to take a shower so that he has an instant sleeping trigger.

You’re on your way to maybe becoming heir Brandon!

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Bree: WOAH WOAH. What’s this about heir? No need to search! Your heir is right here!

Aren’t we assuming things quickly.

Bree: Who am I supposed to impress then to get the job?

I’m actually not sure…I might do a vote…I might not…I probably will…I don’t like choosing…

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Bree: So basically I don’t need to be nice to you. GOT IT.

-_- I don’t like your face.

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AND HERE COMES ANOTHER POSSIBLE HEIR! He’s all dressed for the occasion too!

Radio: *starts fanfaring*

*throws rice*

Barney: I just…want to go outside…

In that outfit? Honey plz…

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Barney: See?

Oh I see. Recycling old stinky newspapers does require formal wear.

TimePortal: Did everyone forget about me already?

Mailbox: Yes.

TimePortal: ;o;

Garbage: IN HERE KID. Drop the parchment into my jugular…

Barney: I wanna go back inside now ;-;

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Toilet: *exhales one last time*

Brittney: This house is mine!

toilet’s still broken

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The love I harbor for these children is limitless now.

Brittney: I heard something about being heir…?

Yeah yeah go to sleep.

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Boo: MASTER LET’S BE FRIENDS

Bree: ITS BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND. Can I sleep now please??

You’re so doing this on purpose Boo.

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Boo: You see I’m the type of doll who would throw a football if I had one right now to hit both your royal a**es 🙂

Bree: If that was Brandon and not Barney, I might be more okay with this.

Barney: *innocent whistle* Hey look a chair!

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Barney: Everyone loves me!

Bree: Do it! Do it now!

Boo: I don’t have a football D:

Poor little Barney

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Barney: *le gasp* HEIR?

…Not with that face no.

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Brandon: IVE WOKEN. Party’s over.

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Look at that face. He’s SERIOUS.

Brandon: Hell yeah I am.

Of course if you had clothes, you might make a better effect.

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And then Brandon proceeded to walk by while laughing at his little bro.

Barney: ;n;

Bree: Don’t mind him. He doesn’t understand what it means to be ROYALTY.

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Bibi: Mmaassstterrr? Where are you?

Brandon: *singing off key in shower*

GEEZ BIBI YOU PERVERT GO AWAY. Kid needs his privacy.

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Every picture of them in their beds is one of them NOT passing out.

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This is Brittney’s wake up face.

Brittney: NO FAIR! MEANIE! Go away!

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Geez kid, I never gave you a phone!

Brittney: L O L sis is dreamin bout food

Boo: I’m not here to protect Bree, I’m here to watch when Jack the Ripper comes to off her.

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Brandon: oh ho ho! No one’ll know it was me!

Sure kid. Sure.

Bunny: Something smells fishy…

Not Brandon. He took a shower. And then Bibi peeked on him.

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Bunny: You nasty little mini me!

Brandon: You have no proof whatsoever that I just did that!

Bibi: I’m here for moral support master.

Bunny: I was taking a SHOWER. You don’t peek on people taking showers!

Brandon: Dad. You shower with your clothes on. There’s not much to see.

OOhhhhhhhh

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Brittney: NO! NOT THE NECKLACE!

Lefthand: MWHAHA IT WILL BE MINE

Brittney: Without it, I’ll become an ugly girl, don’t take it away!

Um…like what are you doing in your parents room Britt?

Brittney: I heard it was a safe haven.

Yeah, from your toddler form!

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THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE

Horse: Look at my form. My perfect form. *sparkles*

Toilet: U serious? walls down? Must you show my naked self to everyone??

Oh shush no one cares.

ToddTable: I EXIST

Yeah cause Amestia wished for you to.

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OH MY GAWD NO NO WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING.

We were on a streak Brittney! A streak! I HADNT LOST ANY POINTS YET! You better get on honour roll and win back those lost points!

Brittney: Geez, freak out much?

-5

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Horse2: Hey yall. No I am not the same horse. I am an epicer version.

Toilet: WALLS DOWN. AGAIN. REALLY?

Shut up, I’m lazy.

Brittney: It’s just a little pee, dunno why you make such a big deal out of it.

>.>

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Bunny: OMEGAWSH EW. A WINDOW.

<.<

Brittney: My brother has been talking to himself for the like past hour.

I KNOW. What the hell Bibi, get a life.

Bibi: Your sister has been staring at me for the last half hour. It’s kind of creeping me out.

Brandon: Everyone here is weird.

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Brittney: AND ZAP! That’s what you get for calling me weird!

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And -100 on the heir points for Britt!

Brittney: What!?

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Barney: Family reunion? AWKWARD

There WAS music, but then Brandon got pissed at it and turned off the radio.

Radio: …s-s-s-orr-r-ry?

Amestia: You gonna eat all that by yourself?

Bree: HELL YEAH.

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Brittney: Oh I’m Bree and I’m such a pig.

Bree:

Barney: Does that mean I’m one too? D:

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Brittney: YES.

HOLY GUACOMOLE-

Geez Britt, once second you’re adorable and the next you’re…THAT.

I’m way too traumatized to continue. Let’s stop this thing here.

 

Self-wetting: 6 x -5 = -30

Failing school : 0 x -5 = 0

NPC visit: 1 x -5 = -5

Passing Out: 37 x -5 = -175

Accidental Deaths: 0 x -10 = 0

Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0

Birth: 2 x +5 = +10

Twin Birth: 1 x +10 = +10

Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0

Quad Birth: 0 x +20 = 0

Fulfilling LTW: 0 x +40 = 0

Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0

Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 0 x +10 = 0

Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 0 x +5 = 0

Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +10 = 0

Every 100,000$: 0 x +20 = 0

TOTAL: -190

Comments on: "1.9 – We start talking about hairs…I mean heirs…I mean heir >.>" (3)

  1. Haha, I love the imaginary friends! XD

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  2. Oh my gosh, these kids, but still, they did better as kids then when everyone was toddlers. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

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