Diana: What is…life
While Diana hits post birthing depression here
Imma go set up
A baby crib
Ha there we go! I didn’t have to do nothing cause there’s always three cribs here snort
Also though, what’s the point of cribs if they sleep on the floor
HUH ESME TELL ME
You’ve been alive AWHILE NOW, I think you should be old enough to climb in that crib of yours.
Angelica: Maybe out there, there’s an AU where I’m still young and spry…
I dunno you look pretty SPRY to me
PARDON ME WHAT NOW
I can’t believe I had to learn from the TOWN GOSSIP
Nobody talks to me in this house anymore
Really lmao, is THAT how this chapter is going to go
People shouting at me from the streets that y’all have passed out??
Mhahahahahhaah, Enzo is a good boy. Good boy Enzo, here have some torch points.
(distant thump) NO WHOEVER THAT IS DON’T DO IT
So like is this a genie thing? The bars like that? If so COOL
I’ve never had a GENIE baby and both twins have genie genes hohoho
Is this a teen who looks like he can take care of 4 kids by himself?
I THINK NOT
What is going ON
Are you okay, let me check your temperature…
Me: GOSh I’m so proud of Rufus sleeping in his own bed-
This is a PROBLEM
Lilipad: Is Erika crying?
Enzo: GOD Erika, let it REST
Not like it’s ESME whose causing all the TROUBLE
Esme: NOBODY LOVES ME
DIANA COME BACK FROM WORK
Free will could you like work
At least a little bit
Emma: I think it’s working JUST fine
EMMA ARE YOU HOGGING IT
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING this is SERIOUS BUSINESS
Emma: The timing is kind of wonderful
OI he’s a MINOR layoff
All the single ladies in town with the same bland haircut suddenly got hormonal
Next generation we’re locking the kids in the basement. They won’t wake NO ONE UP THERE.
LET’S START OUR
BREATHING EXERCISES (sharply inhales)
AFTER EVERYTHING I’VE DONE FOR YOU GAME
How dare you do this to me
Diana: Daughter you know I love you right, I even rolled a wish to talk to you.
Emma: Excuse me who are you
Diana: IM UR MOTHER
Emma: MA IM SORRY I WAS JOKING, GO BACK TO BEFORE
Diana: HEY EGBERT, stressed out mommy’s here to feed you, love you and change you because NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CAN DO ANYTHING
God do I feel you
I have Diana’s face on as I see Erika dead
On the floor
toddler fails really hurt
NOW GO TO BED
Diana: You need to delete my wish for a baby girl right now
I wish I could, but we have witnesses.
You somehow got MORE useless XD
EXCUSE YOU WHAT
EMMA IS A RELATIVELY HAPPY CHILD
Lol I love how Bumblebee and Lilipad are her children
LOOK HERE MONKEY
My TORCH HOLDER needs her SLEEP
Diana: Okay but stop calling my children monkeys RIGHT NOW
This piece of art here is the representation of teenagehood. Falling asleep in your own pee. (nods poetically)
Sooooo I think we’re in the clear lol? No social worker ever showed up.
They probably got GLITCHED in this town really XP
(also Emma is terribly cute in this picture)
Ack but like no I want Enzo or Egbert to be torch holder. ENOUGH LADIES
But she’s so cuuuute
And SHE’S actually in her BED
Enzo: I just need to stand still another 5 SECONDS, give me another 5!
Enzo: Golly gosh he beat me to it
What are we DOING HERE folks, we’ve barely gotten through a sim day my god
Bbee: Im gonna scare his ass AND HE WON’T SEE IT COMING
Yeah he probably won’t
Bbee: I’m such a sly boy
Enzo: I’m being so productive…in standing…in this one spot
Bbee: SPARKLY SPRINKLERS
Enzo: I AM EXPERIENCING A JUMP
Enzo: Now back to my super productive activity….STANDING.
Bbee: So…that was really disappointing.
We have here Esme being a MONKEY, yeah I said MONKEY
And Enzo just failing at life.
Good documentary folks
Meanwhile Dandruff rubs her freedom in my face. First notif I get and its not about BABY MAKING.
Dandruff: I’m finally LIVING
Hahahaaaaa oops one friendly chat isn’t enough?
Lol what do you mean we need to keep social upkeep of children
THERE SEEMS TO BE A GENERAL CONSENSUS.
Let’s throw Esme in the hottub.
Erika: You’re mean and I’m ERIKA
Diana: If a stranger comes to you and tells you to come with them because you’re being neglected you say NO okay
Emma: Yes ma
Diana: Good girl
Enzo: whAT happened? I missed something didn’t I? SHUCKs, I was too invested in standing still.
Just leave boi
Just for your sake and MINE
SWEET MERCY BOY YOU DID IT
Okay okay FINE what’s up Lucifer
Lucifer: It’s only my BIRTHDAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Lucifer: Lol we still have humans here?
Rufus: Hooo BIRTHDAY, I can go pee afteerrr
Angelica: My child is growing up. IM SO OLD.
I don’t think anyone really talks to each other in this family
I MEAN HERE’S A PIC GUYS BUT WE ALL KNOW
That there’s barely a difference snort
Diana: You’re not a monkey, mommy loves you okay, LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS
Ok she’s a LITTLE cute in this shot.
Welllll then you know we FINALLY have a good window here. Nobody’s on the verge of DYING only ALMOST dying! We should get to BABY MAKING come onnn
Diana: (audible groaning)
Come on now it means getting frisky with Rufus
Diana: (less grumbling)
WAY to make yourself ATTRACTIVE RUFUS
ALRIGHT GUYS LEGIT
I tried to avoid it as much as I could but the lag is REALLY painful, so I’m resetting the town ITS TOO MUCH
We’re still resetting up in here folks and BUMBLEBEE is trying to fuck things up
Bbee: I REFUSE TO BE TOUCHED by another electronic
WELCOME BACK FOLKS
Everyone’s in the green because THATS WHAT RESETS DO RIGHT
Lemme have this
Diana&Rufus: (loud smoochy sounds)
Enzo: oh GOD why did I come in
Emma: HEHEHHEE IM NEVER COMING IN
My god Angelica LOOK
Angelica: LEAVE ME ALONE
Diana: Hop on in whenever you want lovely 😉
Rufus: I’m doing my BEST BABE
God yeah the reset did not fix the lagging
I don’t want to move SAVES AGAIN THOUGH
MY GOD RUFUS
You’re making her change SEATS, that’s why it’s taken so long??
Oops when did this happen
Wasn’t he just borned like YESTERDAY
Lol have a picture spam cause I actually like these two in general THEY’RE CUTE
I HEARD A LULLABY
Now no more extra wishes after this one Diana, Enzo only has 14 days left to adulthood. Which means 14 days left before its time to VOTE.
Hehhe it’s birthday time folks!
I’m actually rather excited to see Egbert’s coloring because I just remembered how all the kids have Diana’s hair.
Except Emma who STILL hasn’t come in yet
Emma: I like the outside. The outside doesn’t neglect me.
OH COME ON
Oh my god Rufus why do you need to laugh at EVERY SINGLE BIRTHDAY
LOOK LOOK A RARE MOMENT OF FATHERHOOD
I HAVE TO DOCUMENT IT
Do I get points for this?
Ha ha haaaaa WHY
Rufus has nice BLUE locks why isn’t anyone inheriting THIS
On other news look at EGBERT
He’s a punk little boy I like him, I didn’t think I would, but I DO
HOW CUTE IS HE THOUGH
Lol MORE subtle signs that Dandruff is doing fucking GREAT
He’s a replica of his momma that’s why he’s so DARN CUTE
I wonder, will he grow up to clip into beds like his momma does too?
Diana: Don’t go putting that on me. It’s your computer’s fault for not being able to handle us
Yeah, you know it’s kind of horrid that my STORY SAVE which is HUGE and FULL of CC and LONGER RUNNING lags less then this one.
I heard Dandruff has nothing better to do with her life, you should go check THeRE game
Excuse you she’s very happily married to RUFUS thank you
But no thank you
Also she just went to vomit in the toilet for an UNKNOWN reason but I totally missed it
Azazel: Also you missed me growing up
yeAH but I needed to look up your name like
the only pet names I remember is Angelica’s cause she’s the only white cat.
Rufus found his way to the BED
Aoisflakfja how CUTE
I ship it
Yeah so WHAT if they’re already mARRIED
Diablo: Was I supposed to pick up the phone and call my daughter IM A CAT
Well I dunno sir, clearly the game says you have the ability
Bbee: Why are there cakes here. And why can’t I eat them
Its for the TWINS, the chapter ends with their bdays
Bbee: Ok but why cant I EAT THEM
Because im letting Diana sleeepp
Lol isn’t this the guy who asked you out Diana
NO GRAND LOSS THERE
Angelica: Hey there how’s IT GOING, are you doing good? Good, I’m just a tad hungry meself
Ooooh you’re VOMITING. WHATEVER FOR I WONDER.
Diana: urgggg I hate u both so much
Alright OFF THE KIDS GO TO SCHOOL
And well just waiting on you Diana now
Whose stuck experiencing pregnancy all over again
(tap, tap, tap)
Alright lol so I got tired of waiting
LET’S GET TO BIRTHDAYS
With Esme da monkey first
And Diana can’t correct me cause she too busy glitching
I still see the monkey nope nope
She grew up with HOT HEADED
Oh that should be good
Oh we don’t even get a tummy rub do we
Diana: This isn’t a MOMENTUOUS OCCAISION
This is going to be the most neglected of all CHILDREN won’t it
What a monkey
Diana: I can STILL HEAR YOU
With the INNAPRORIATE trait, how APPROPRIATE
See what I did there
THERE WE GO WITH A DERP FOLKS
Lol ‘nough with this update
NEXT TIME hopefully the LAST BABY and I need to expand Emma’s room cause she’s going to get permanent viissittoorrrsss
Emma: Oh fuck
Self-wetting: 84 x -5 = -425
Failing school : 7 x -5 = -35
NPC visit: 4 x -5 = -20
Passing Out: 269 x -5 = -1340
Accidental Deaths: 5 x -10 = -5
Social Worker Visit: 0 x -15 = 0
Birth: 10 x +5 = +50
Twin Birth: 4 x +10 = +40
Triplet Birth: 0 x +15 = 0
Quad Birth: 1 x +20 = +20
Fulfilling LTW: 3 x +40 = +120
5-star celebrity: 0 x +5 = 0
Honour roll: 0 x +5 = 0
Randomizing every LTW choice and trait (apart from the obligational insane trait) for a whole generation of children: 3 x +10 = +30
Portrait of the torch holders somewhere in the house: 4 x +5 = +20
Having the Torch Holder reach the top of a career: 1 x +10 = +10
Having a spouse reach the top of their career: 0 x +20 = 0
Every 100,000$: 3 x +20 = +60
I’ve decided to view these in a positive light. I bet you NO ONE has points this low mhm, I’m setting RECORDS HERE